#evil nap

[tweetsofyj]

[the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem]

No motivation I'm going to take an EVIL NAP

BWAHAHAHAHA

If anyone disturbs me i will summon Gromsicle in your ears.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

snuggling in the sun...

[citrine-elephant]

relaxing after a hard day's work

[rainbow-nijisaki]

Twewy but it's a farm sim now

Earn enough money and you can buy back your entry fee - and your life.

(Neku was killed by a lightning strike during a freak typhoon, by the way)

Bonus: Another Day

Once you beat the game you unlock the endless mode AU in which Neku's lifelong dream was to be a farmboy. The plotline is a wacky isekai parody that involves a nonsense timeskip and then you can marry him to your favorite partner or whatever

(This is a joke post btw)

[knifefightandchill]

RESIDENT EVIL 4 (2005)

"So maybe you have nine lives. But it doesn't matter now Mr. Kennedy!"

[blaaaaask]

What does Sephiroth even do when he's not being a jump scare?

I'm asking the real questions here.

[syn0vial]

shout out to the little pre-K girl i met 10 years ago whose favorite toy was a plastic figurine of darth sidious, and who would make adorable crayon drawings of darth sidious playing with her and helping her when she fell down. there is no love on this earth like the love a weird little girl has for her evil horrible blorbo

[theninerealmsbakery]

Sleepy time Headcanons with Bi-han.

I think with all his training, Bi-han can run on very little sleep. On a regular day, he will go to bed at night, but while on a mission he has been known to stay awake for days on end.

If you are lucky enough to sleep in the same bed as him, you have to point out to Bi-han that you're cold. Arctika is freezing and Bi-han only sleeps with a light blanket on his bed. He forgets that normal people regulate their own temperature. He will buy more blankets/duvets for you and actually use the fireplace in his chambers.

For this same reason, Bi-han doesn't wear much to bed, if anything. Sleepwear is a waste of time when you have literally no need to keep warm.

Also due to his training, Bi-han has almost insane awareness of his surroundings at all times. This makes him a very light sleeper. In the first weeks of sharing a bed, every little move you make will wake him up. You turn over in your sleep. He's awake. You mumble in your sleep. He's awake. You get up to get a drink/go to the bathroom. He's awake and wants to know where you're going.

Bi-han is also super protective, even in the privacy of your bedchambers. He has to be the one nearest the door, so he is between you and any dangers. If you get up for a drink/the bathroom, he will stay awake until you are back in bed with him. If he thinks you are taking too long, he will get up and find you, just so he knows you're safe.

He likes sharing a bed with you. He finds he sleeps better with you beside him. He likes that the sheets smell like you, he likes the warmth that comes from your sleeping form, he likes holding you when you're both in bed. Bi-han may not admit it, but this is the best sleep he's ever had. Being in bed with you is one of the few places the grandmaster can truly relax.

[weekend-whip]

For @alizibtheterrible's DTIYS :3

[sp3akfromtheart]

breaking: the three worst people you know are in a polyamorous relationship

get the sticker of this drawing here!

[humanblt]

inswear she doesn’t bite, put your hands in her enclosure

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

ethan desrved so much betterrr ususghhshshsdaaaa

[citrine-elephant]

not the kind of "weekend vacation" that was expected, but...

still thinking about that lil au/fic... never leaves my mind...

[napsfor-technoblade]

Hello, me and my friends' discord messages as hermits here you go

[knifefightandchill]

RESIDENT EVIL 4 (2023)

this time... is different.