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[dduane]

(ETA: I think I might possibly have blogged this before. But even if so, never mind. Here it is again.)

(Ganked with love from @Number10Cat over at the Dead Bird place)

[thetablestspoon]

You either die a villain or live long enough to see yourself become the main love interest.

~Shen Qingqiu, probably

[koifishhies]

Phil likes to say that Dan’s the one who will get the channel demonetized, so here’s non-exhaustive list of all the unhinged shit he himself has said with his whole chest:

“The phits. The phoobs are out.”

“Taking a dick so far up my ass that I factory reset”

“I’ve graduated into fuck-land”

“That wasn’t very romantic, was it? I should have been stroking you. With my sword.”

“Let me just mark my territory” and then made a pissing noise in Dan’s face

Also separately SPIT in Dan’s face and said “seaworld”

“You know what I’m in the mood for? BREEDING”

“Gays do maths!”

“This glass of water! Everyone’s peed it before!”

“I’d be the first onlyfans person with a tail”

“Oop, something just popped out… wardrobe malfunction…”

“Wuhoh! I birthed a pheal”

“My butt is feeling good, I’m rearing for my rodent boy summer”

“That book smells a bit musty… or is that something else 😏”

“Performance issues” while gleeking

“It’s danny with a spicy cock”

And of course, because how could I forget her:

“Come in my lady door”

[rocketbirdie]

can i interest you in some sloppy meme redraws

[hvseoks]

photographer hobi

bonus: fighting the sun

[kirbyfigure]

when he has under a minute of screentime and is not relevant to the plot whatsoever>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[likesdoodling]

One of my favourite moments from Vol 10. Pt 5 :D:D:D

[numinoussssss]

BLAAAGHHRHRHRHGHHH

I HAVEN'T POSTED ANYTHING GRAVITY FALLS-Y IN TOO LONGGGGGGG

[dark-mega]

Hey Necro Knight!

What are your feelings on the other conquestants,such as Valfrey,Artemis,Life,J,etc etc?:D

(This will be a long one so imagine Necro knight is talking in violent groans like it usually does and you are just reading the translated version, also the writing will be messy on purpose)

Valfrey has actitude, made me think about using clothes for while… it felt weird

Artemis reminds me of story’s necrodeus told… also I like the cape

Flora and many others reminds me of failed kin

J makes me think of living a Necro knight… not talking about the farmer who use to own this body, just reminds me of MYSELF (mostly because his head looks like my mask, and the matching giant wings)

Life… reminds me of Necrodeus, while also feeling like something a part of me lost but not something I, Necro Knight, has lost… her butterflies reminds me of what I mimic and aim to destroy.

Is weird and hard to describe… she’s just something I can’t comprehend and should feel something towards, but I’m not able and neither made to do those things

@kirbyoctournament

J by @moonverc3x

Valfrey by @gethoce

Artemis by @isaackkkbunn

Flora by @ceoofmetagala

Life by @shippyo

[primamchorus]

[xoxzso]

for almost 2 years the only thing that hasn't been spoiled to me was who evangeline's initial love interest was and it's literally mentioned in the first few pages

[dyke-quixote]

if you send me a post theres a 85% chance ill do something cursed like this.

[wanderingmind867]

Does it say something about me that I always prefer Joker to Batman? Even when Joker is depicted as a sociopathic killer and torturer, I still tend to like him more than Batman. Batman is good, but he's dark and brooding and bland. Joker is a supervillian, but he's so damn fun! His laughter, his trick weapons, his stupid schemes and plots, he's so entertaining. There's something to be said about vilians being allowed to be entertaining in ways many heroes aren't.

The villians get to be maniacal and devious. The heroes often have to be serious. And I understand that seriousness is important (especially in real life). But it's not often fun for my sense of escapism. Adam West is the best batman because he's silly but kind, and he absorbs me into a sense of awe and inspiration. He can actually play off his foes! But later batmen are so dull, they end making me feel no choice but to root for the villians! So if i love joker, part of that is coming from me needing something to kill the tension brought on by the dark and edgy storytelling.

[dotcomgirrrl]

Erm

[threecirclesofvaryingsizes]

I was trying to think what gay ship will become canon this election and then I remembered what we do in the shadows is tonight