#except one of them in nonbinary

[moociaoafterdark]

It's probably hard to kiss the Emperor, at least in his "Tots not a golden god, stop calling me a god, ignore my booming voice and my halo made out of pure light" form. Like,,, Brother's BIG. HUGE. ABSOLUTE UNIT. Meaning, if literally everything about him is big, his mouth is too. Like... If you try going in with the tongue, and he tries to reciprocate - you're gonna be choking on that thing like it's a fucking dick. Press F in chat for poor Malcador, man, that dude was getting gagged each time when he was just trying to kiss his homie on his hot mouth because they were feeling romantical.

I'm still gonna try to draw them making out, tho. I think it's hot.

[biohazard-inevitable]

Dont y’all love that ship from popular hero shooter that is an explosives obsessed freak missing his right arm and his “strong silent type” masked companion?

Yeah me too.

[cacospirit]

Flynn: Thank you so much for helping me set up this meeting Taash, it means a lot to finally have a get together for the Thedas trans community 

Taash: *grunts indifferently* Whatever 

Maevaris: You two did wonderful job, I truly applaud the initiative 

The Caretaker: Many paths are taken. In many forms the traveler may be. 

Flynn: ...right. Whatever that means I’m glad you could join us

Vorgoth: THE SPIRIT OF GUIDANCE REFLECTS ON THE MALLEABILITY OF THE MORTAL CONDITION. IT HAS WISDOM THAT WE ARE MANY THINGS, NOT SOLELY CONSTRICTED BY ONE. 

The Caretaker: Such commendation to befall this one, I sense wisdom in equal part coming from the one giving it

Tarquin: Ok would you two get a room? There are other people here you know 

The Formless One: Undeniably there are! You puny pathetic creatures are endlessly insignificant next to the glory of my presence!

Taash: Oh for fucks sake…. who invited The Formless One?? 

Tarquin: What? It’s a male entity in the body of a female dragon innit? Isn’t that what a transition is?

Flynn: Well…. maybe we shouldn’t… uhm, The Formless One, how would you yourself define your gender identity 

The Formless One: My identity is singular, supreme above all other creation! All I see before me are maggots wriggling, so far below they could never match the superiority my being!

Taash: This is literally the worst person you could have invited to this 

Governor Ivenci: I think we can count ourselves lucky that that was the worst mistake made by a witless intrepid templar. It is truly a wonder you haven’t burned the place down yet by the sheer volume of your incompetence.

Taash: …ok second worst

[wasabijean]

rip freakazoid you would’ve loved tumblr

[faburin]

I tend to not post a lot of my art here, mostly because i don't get a lot of reach with OCs.

But today, to me, it's an special day! Because today, August 15, EspioxFaith marks 4 years.

It's been quite a long time, and also a long journey for me to actually stop being embarrassed of showcasing not only my art, but my ships (as cringe as some people might think OcxCanon is!), so yeah, that's it, not much to say, yay.

[snipstheskeleton]

minor veilguard spoilers for the end lucanis’ quest line in the last two paragraphs

been thinking about this for a bit because i swore i heard him say this on my first playthrough and then got confirmation recently on a new one plus i just watched the princess bride

when asking lucanis/spite to make a path somewhere, one of the voice lines he’ll say is “as you wish” and i’m not saying this intentional, i have no idea, i’m just pointing it out and you can decide wether or not you think there is a connection i do think lucanis would love the princess bride considering he tells harding at one point that he likes romance novels

i mean, what’s not to love? it’s got fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles /ref

i’ve also read a couple fics where when lucanis talks about at what point he fell in love with rook it’s after the ossuary, though i don’t remember exactly when, and some where he says after the ossuary but maybe even during, for me, the first time he said as you wish was in his recruitment quest, the ossuary, so if you’re a ‘lucanis fell in love with rook during the ossuary’ truther, there you go

anyway, my reasoning for why lucanis said as you wish, yes as i said before, it could just be a coincidence, maybe as you wish is just a thing he says, or maybe, when he first says as you wish it could’ve just been a habit, maybe it is just something he says, maybe he says as you wish to caterina or illaro like the grandfather does at the end of the movie, it doesn’t have to be romantic, though it could be that too, he mentions liking another crow/viago, maybe he said it to him or someone else, just his way of saying i love you without actually saying it, maybe when he first meets rook there’s already that attraction there, he might not plan to do anything with it but there’s no denying it exists, so when he says as you wish, regardless of the why, he realizes the hidden meaning there and it just becomes a thing to himself, because he’s not going to tell rook this, the likelihood that they feel the same is very rare, obviously, but even if that is the case it’s not like anything’s going to come out of it, and it’s not like he’s going to tell them he’s been saying i love you this entire time

as time passes as he falls deeper in love with them he’ll continue to say it, the hidden meaning becoming the real meaning the more he says it and now that’s just his way of saying i love you to rook like it is westley’s to buttercup but what if he says it around the crows, surely one of them knows the reason why he says it, i imagine teia and illaro know, though they would probably have different reactions (teia gets all excited and goes to point it out to viago but he’s still oblivious, maybe afterward teia explains and he’s just like “wait, he said that to me once, didn’t he? didn’t he?!” and teia just laughs and shakes her head)

also when watching the movie i thought it was cute imagining rook and lucanis in the scene where buttercup finds westley after the wedding but he’s still recovering from being mostly dead so he tells her to be gentle but of course she does not, with the dynamic between my rook and lucanis either one of them could easily be buttercup or westley, though i don’t know who humperdinck if you continue the scene, i first thought of illaro because of lucanis’ questline but then realized that complicated things, first if rook is buttercup then that means illaro was trying to marry her and i just can’t see that happening, and then if lucanis is buttercup, i don’t feel i need to explain that, though i do like rook/lucanis threatening someone “to the pain” over the other, it’s cute

and again with the movie when inigo is getting his revenge, asks rugen to give him money, power, anything/everything he desires just to say “i want my father back, you son of a bitch” i saw that as lucanis and illaro but of course it’s “i want my brother back” or maybe even “i want my grandmother back” though caterina would have to be dead for that, a more dramatized version of what happens in the game i believe, i spared illaro on my first playthrough and haven’t gotten that far on the others yet though i think illaro just goes to jail, as my boyfriend can tell you though i do like family angst, i have at least two ocs with both parental angst and sibling angst :)

[bitegore]

When i say i want to hang out with weirdos I do not mean "I want to hang with gay people and that's my marker for whether or not someone is weird." I'm not saying "weird" and meaning "vaguely aro" or "polyam" or "nonbinary" or whatever. Those are not personality traits. They tell you nothing about what that person is like. If i say I need more weird people in my social circle I'm talking about people who are weird. People who aren't like, going with the grain of any community based on literally anything. I have standards for this. I'm looking for like. People who won't blink if I say i only ever enter my house through the window or when I talk about drinking gasoline and then do it and they see I'm not joking, or people who won't think anything huge of me cracking the top of an eggshell and drinking the whole thing from the top in one mouthful. Or if they do, they do enough same-vein shit that it doesn't faze them. These are not really the same as being part of a very broad group of people who happen to have an exogender or whatever. I have met some incredibly normal (derogatory) trans people and gay people and aro people and nonbinary people. When i say weird I mean weird.

[startw1nk]

some new (lie) oc drawings!!

[saltoncity]

i doubt anybody here actually watches jake weddle youtube aside from maybe their part in the mr beast shit from last year but just in case. how long do we think until they’re on estrogen

[reanimatestar]

contemporary au with my fantasy transfemmes <3

[mailfaled]

Goretober +Day I: Cannibalism+

Cw: Gore, cannibalism, mildly suggestive (?)

A very rough sketch I did four days ago and forgot to upload on the first of October.

[fennthetalkingdog]

Man, talking to people that aren't buried in queer and furry culture like I am is such a good way to keep myself grounded. Like, one of my friends just asked me what a catboy or dogboy was (I made bead bracelets a long time ago saying those) and that gave me the chance to stop and think what I want those terms to mean for myself. Sometimes it's cool to have someone who just knows and understands, but other times it's super cool having folk around me that don't get it first try, no matter how weird that might sound to say.

[skyburger]

dyke big boss icons. happy pride

[unproduciblesmackdown]

i mean this amongst the material where we were Ever supposed to be at all on the same page about axe & wendy's nightmare quasiromance including that it was after the vicious pettiness stalking & relationship sabotaging from axe that we got the warmest & fuzziest rather than wendy finally reaching a breaking point, or know that it's not great if prince goes around taking advantage of young employees his kid's age but we would never disrespect that person by calling them a victim and also we can't even think too badly of him until he outright confirms (rudely!) he feels entitled, and then we also will actually do nothing about this save for eventually saying actually it looks bad if his wife also has sex outside the marriage, which would defy his entitlement