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[selenasgirltiffany21]

[nettleparade]

his one-sided love for life

[crowliphale]

Yeah I'd smear pixie floss all over his chest too

[jukeboxindie]

oh nooo gale is bloody and in trouble 🥵😳 i better help him 🫣 oops haha silly me i dropped my healing potion 🤪🤭 and whaddya know i am outta spells 🫠 lol better wait until next round gale 😔🥲😘 hold on tight ok 😇🤗 just a few more turns babe 💖💕💞

[dollya-robinprotector]

You feel light-headed and don't remember clearly how you left the school's party. The boys sure as hell offered you a little too much beverage. Somehow you feel sore all over your body.

What time is it now...

(1) Next

You open your eyes to... whatever this shit is...

...Now what?

(1) Try to go back to sleep | Willpower: ??? | ++Stress (2) Escape the room | Athletics: Challenging 5%

(3) It is what it is... | Promiscuity 5 | +++Love | +++Lust

[albon-no]

🔴 🟠 🟡 ⚪️ ⚫️

[pervincart]

hot dads >>

[aherosoup]

and I can tell you about the little things,

so you don’t think about the big things for a while

[greyfalter]

Based on a dream I had a few days ago (I expanded upon it since it was just the first panel and the Axolotl floating around. Also, more excuse to draw Bill lol)

Textless version under da cut:

[azuphere]

HE SAID YES!!

(to being my parasocial wife) (not clickbait)

(a bit of a sound warning for the video cause the background noise is a bit loud!)

transcript + twitter link under the cut!

feel free to repost and/or crop me out but credit to this og post would be appreciated!!

Twitter Link: (x)

Video Transcript:

Me: [to Phil] Can I propose to you?  P: Yes! D: Oh yeah, sure!  Me: [to Dan] And can you just be like, “What the-?”  D: I’ll look shocked, yeah.  Me: Alright. *brings out corgi figurine* Phil, will you corg-be my parasocial wife?  P: …Yes.  Me: *not expecting a response* Yes?!  [after taking the photo] D: Fuck yeah. Well, thank you.  Me: Well, thank you for being my parasocial wife!  P: Yes! D: No, our pleasure!

also the corgi figurine in question:

[aurora-boreas-borealis]

AU where Scar is a travelling merchant on the seas. He first finds Mumbo, just a regular guy ™️ on his boat, and then he finds three merfolk following him around

Also the background too, which is kinda a post within itself:

[flimsy-spine]

the Worst throuple you will ever meet

[okay-gayass]

"In the game that we play,

There's a Cain and an Abel,

And I'm bettin' who's gonna be who !!"

[thebramblewood]

The house's supernatural serenity turned out to be short-lived. Hopefully it sticks this time! 🤞

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Naomi: Boy, have I got a treat for you guys. Eat up, children! [whistles cheerfully]

Guidry: [booming voice] Greetings, mortal!

Naomi: Aaaaahhhhh!!! Guidry. My man. You’ve got to stop scaring the living shit out of me. What are you even doing here?

Guidry: I sensed a disturbance in the-

Naomi: Dude. You’re late. We held a seance weeks ago. The evil has been defeated.

-

Temperance: [hair-raising shrieks and bone-rattling sobs]

Naomi: Oh, Christ, not this again. I thought we, like, granted you eternal peace.

Micah: Don’t cry! We know you didn’t mean to scare us.

Naomi: Shit, she broke my laptop!

Constance: [through tears] What is a lap-top?

Naomi: Micah, I’m tired!

Micah: We’ll just do one teeny-tiny seance, and then we can go back to sleep. Doesn’t that sound nice, Temperance?

Temperance: [sobbing inconsolably]

Micah: Spirits, we require happy haunts! Free this woman from her endless grief so that the living and the dead can finally co-exist in harmony! [whispers stagily] Is it working? Does she seem happier to you?

-

Naomi: I really think this place is out to kill me.

[thatseitagremlin]

'...no. We're not there yet. They can still glimmer on. It must shine and shine down to its last flicker.'

'Give it back.'

blind obsession hasegawa. can anyone else hear me. notes below

[chalkrub]

unholy night!!