#f in the chat please

[unpretty]

okay so like my edible kicked in, i got my glow in the dark nightmare before christmas underwear, i got my bisexual thigh highs, i'm ready to fucking GO, i mean BUSINESS

but i've got this fucking bigass tube body pillow so if we want to meet in the middle of the bed i've got to roll it up like a snail shell under my head which is awkward as fuck but whatever

so things are going well but various position adjustments have resulted in this pillow pointing UPWARD and being RIGHT above my head like a shitty helmet between me and the headboard and i'm like, whatever, this might as well happen

but in the course of events i end up reaching up above my head and grabbing this pillow, just a fist full of pillow, and then i reach up and grab it with my OTHER hand, white-knuckling this big fucking tube pillow

none of which i think anything of until i get up to go to the bathroom and realize IT WASN'T MY PILLOW

IT WAS A PLUSH TOY

IT WAS THE GIANT NOVELTY PLUSH DICK

I HAD THIS THING'S HEAD CLUTCHED DESPERATELY IN MY HANDS HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE WHILE FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES IT HUMPED MY HEAD

AND MY PARTNER COULD SEE THE WHOLE THING

AND THEY DIDN'T SAY

SHIT

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[nightshotshadowfury]

God rest the Queen

[samglyph]

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