#fallout incorrect quotes

[caitlynskitten]

Lucy: *accidentally kills someone* Oh geez.

Lucy: *Kills a cockroach* Holy moly!

Lucy: *escapes a near death experience* Okie Dokie that was intense.

The Ghoul: Just say “fuck” for the love of god.

Lucy:

Lucy: Fudge.

[harveywritings92]

Deacon: Hancock's been acting really strange with Sole. He seems... kinda into them.

Curie: What do you mean, "into them?"

Deacon: I mean into them.

Curie: Your statement is confusing. Has Hancock entered Sole in some fashion?

Deacon: Not yet.

[canelaslow]

the ghoul: i like drink milk straight from the container

lucy: god no, drink from the milk carton is disgusting and unhygienic

the ghoul: milk carton? i mean the cow

[mearchy]

Ghoul: Peace, health, wealth - those are all extinct ideas.

Maximus: So’s Lunchables. Tragedy.

Ghoul: You’ve never eaten Lunchables.

Maximus: Neatly partitioned meats and cheeses appeal to me on an aesthetic level okay motherfucker.

Lucy: How long has it been like this? 

Ghoul: In 2077 people started dropping bombs. Most of the world outside the vaults died in less than a day, but not all of it.

Maximus: Ham cheese. Ham cracker. Cheese cracker. Ham and cheese cracker. Ham and cheese.

Lucy: Why?

Ghoul: … we don’t know. Nobody knows.

Lucy: How can you not know that? I don’t understand. How do-

Maximus: Could even do it like a little cheeseburger so it’s like cracker ham cheese cracker ham cheese cracker.

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incorrect dialogue stolen and modified from that one 17776 chapter

[fallout-through-the-crawlout]

Curie: We have no idea how many stars there are!

Deacon: I think there are 7.

Piper: There are more than 7.

Deacon: Curie just said we have no idea how many stars there are.

Curie: Well… I…

Piper: We know there are more than 7.

Deacon: Are you calling Curie a liar? Because now I’m even more convinced it’s 7.

[irradiated-radiance]

Sole: Hey, Preston, can you promise me something?

Preston: Of course

Sole: If I happen to die in a really lame way... lie about it

Preston: ...What?

Sole: If I get killed by a molerat or something, just promise me you'll lie about it. Tell them I got mauled by a Deathclaw or something. I can't be the one General that died because of a fucking molerat. Preston I need you to promise me.

Preston: Alright alright okay, but for the record, I'm not letting any molerat kill you... or... anything else for that matter

Sole: Good, good, thank you Preston

Preston: ...

Preston: Hey General, can you promise me something?

Sole: Sure thing

Preston: If I die in a lame way... lie about it

Sole: 'course, lieutenant

[twinkliker3000]

fo4 characters as buzzfeed unsolved quotes

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Sole, in a silver shroud voice: Visitors and employees claim that doors lock themselves shut, footsteps can be heard, shadows follow you... X6-88, unimpressed: Shadows do tend to follow you though. That's sort of how they work.

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Deacon: I'd fake my own death. Desdemona: Oh man, okay you took it a step further... Deacon: I'd set the place on fire and throw a cadaver in there and flee this country.

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Nick, going over a case: The maid, Mary Soptic- Sole: (wheezes) What's her name? Nick, tired of putting up this shit: Oh god, I know what you're-- she's a maid, her name is 'soap dick'. What a really funny big laugh you got out of that. Sole, still laughing: Nick [sarcastic]: Yeah, look how happy you are. Oh man, what a gem of comedy we've mined here today.

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Sole, meeting Mama Murphy: Oh, wouldn't it be funny if you tell my fortune with the little playing cards and- Codsworth: Maybe she'll tell you you'll marry a rich man, sir/mum. :) Mama Murphy: Mama Murphy: You're going to drown one day, dear. Mama Murphy: Water's gonna fill your lungs.

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Deacon: I feel like you would have baseball cards of this guy, you- X6-88: I absolutely would not. X6-88: X6-88 [disappointed]: ...They don't make serial killer baseball cards, though, do they?

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Travis: Do we have a panic room or something? Vadim: Travis, every room you're in is a panic room.

[fallout-drabbles-n-stuff]

Elder Maxson: “I told them to fight their demons and they proceeded to punch me. I’m confused, at the very least.”

[zirawrites]

Hancock: Do you want to talk about your feelings?

Sole: No.

Preston: I do.

Hancock: I know, Preston.

Preston: I'm sad.

Hancock: I know, Preston.

[weeewooobitsfallout]

Sole boarding the prydwen: back at it here at Krispy Kream *does a backflip*

[nooklingposting]

Sole: Hey... Do you wanna take things up to the bedroom?

Danse: Sure! ...What's up there?

Sole: By the way, did you bring protection?

Danse: WHY WHAT'S UP THERE?!?

[caitlynskitten]

Lucy: *out of breath*

The Ghoul: Where the hell were you?

Lucy: I just met some people. And….

The Ghoul: Don’t you dare say it.

Lucy:

Lucy: Another settlement needs our help-

The Ghoul: NO THEY DON’T! STOP TALKING TO PEOPLE, GODDAMN IT!

[harveywritings92]

[Hancock is annoyed that Sole's been spending too time with Nick.]

Piper: Hancock, you shouldn't be jealous of Nick. Remember, it's all about helping Blue.

Hancock: I'm not jealous! I'm envious! Jealousy is when you worry someone will take what you have. Envy is wanting what someone else has. What I feel is envy.

Piper & Maccready:...

[They check a dictionary Hancock uses to level his desk legs.]

Maccready: Wow, he's right.

[canelaslow]

lucy: true self-control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

maximus: why would the movie eat my popcorn?

maximus: nevermind i get it

[fallout-through-the-crawlout]

[on a mission]

Sole Survivor: What’s that sound?

Hancock: It’s the wind. It’s speaking to us.

Sole Survivor: What’s it saying?

Hancock: I don’t know. I don’t speak wind.

[irradiated-radiance]

Sole: Thank you both

Codsworth: Of course, happy to help!

Hellsworth: Why wouldn't I do it for you, asshole?