#incorrect quotes fo4

[fallout-through-the-crawlout]

Danse: Congratulations, you three have won gold, silver, and bronze in the morons’ Olympics.

Maccready:

Sole Survivor:

Deacon: Who won gold?

[harveywritings92]

Deacon: Hancock's been acting really strange with Sole. He seems... kinda into them.

Curie: What do you mean, "into them?"

Deacon: I mean into them.

Curie: Your statement is confusing. Has Hancock entered Sole in some fashion?

Deacon: Not yet.

[vaultscavver]

nora: hancock, are we dating?

hancock, choking: what?! no!

nora: but you call me sunshine all the time. and we’re sleeping together.

hancock: i… i do that with all my friends.

maccready, in tears: YOU NEVER CALLED ME SUNSHINE

[toxickimi]

Deacon: This date is boring. Sole: This isn't a date. I told you I was going to the store. Deacon: Then why did you invite me? Sole: I didn't. I specifically said "do not come with me" and you said "don't tell me what to do" and followed me here.

[twinkliker3000]

fo4 characters as buzzfeed unsolved quotes

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Sole, in a silver shroud voice: Visitors and employees claim that doors lock themselves shut, footsteps can be heard, shadows follow you... X6-88, unimpressed: Shadows do tend to follow you though. That's sort of how they work.

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Deacon: I'd fake my own death. Desdemona: Oh man, okay you took it a step further... Deacon: I'd set the place on fire and throw a cadaver in there and flee this country.

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Nick, going over a case: The maid, Mary Soptic- Sole: (wheezes) What's her name? Nick, tired of putting up this shit: Oh god, I know what you're-- she's a maid, her name is 'soap dick'. What a really funny big laugh you got out of that. Sole, still laughing: Nick [sarcastic]: Yeah, look how happy you are. Oh man, what a gem of comedy we've mined here today.

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Sole, meeting Mama Murphy: Oh, wouldn't it be funny if you tell my fortune with the little playing cards and- Codsworth: Maybe she'll tell you you'll marry a rich man, sir/mum. :) Mama Murphy: Mama Murphy: You're going to drown one day, dear. Mama Murphy: Water's gonna fill your lungs.

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Deacon: I feel like you would have baseball cards of this guy, you- X6-88: I absolutely would not. X6-88: X6-88 [disappointed]: ...They don't make serial killer baseball cards, though, do they?

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Travis: Do we have a panic room or something? Vadim: Travis, every room you're in is a panic room.

[never-gonna-danse-again]

fo4 companions incorrect quotes

if this post goes well I'll post some more with different companions too :)

made with thatincorrectquotegeneratorguy's generator

MacCready: standing at the top of the stairs What are y'all doing at the bottom of the staircase? Curie: I accidentally fell down. Preston: HANCOCK PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay THEIR part of our rent! Cait: Curie bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than they did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money. Danse: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Cait.

Preston: floor is lava! Curie: helps Deacon onto the counter Nick: kicks Danse off the sofa Danse: lays on the floor Preston: ...Are you okay? Danse: No.

*at Disneyland, in the teacups* Preston, Curie, and Cait: spinning a little and talking Hancock, MacCready, Danse and Deacon: flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming

Deacon: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them? Curie, watching Cait screaming, Hancock trying to set a sleeping MacCready on fire, and Preston choking on air: I don't know either.

Preston, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots. Hancock, in line behind them: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

Cait: Deacon? What are you doing here? Deacon, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best.

MacCready: I’m going to hell. Cait: Probably. MacCready: I'll pick you up? Cait: *nodding* Carpool.

Cait: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club. Danse: What club? Deacon: The hating Danse club. Danse: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!

[sassenashsworld]

Lucy : I, am Lucy!

Nora : ...

Nick : Pardon my partner, she's not the warm style. Nice to met you, who's your pal?

Lucy : Cooper!

Cooper : Shut the fuck up

Nora : Okay, I wanna fuck the ghoul

Lucy : Why everyone want to fuck the ghoul?

Nora : It's a fuckable ghoul

[fallout-drabbles-n-stuff]

Elder Maxson: “I told them to fight their demons and they proceeded to punch me. I’m confused, at the very least.”

[stoat-party]

MacCready: The day you told me you loved me was the greatest day of my life 🥰

Sole Survivor: …Don’t you have a child?

[maliwan-grace]

Preston: You saved us, thank you! What's your name, stranger?

Sole, realizing that they can just say whatever and he'd have to believe them: ... Mollusk

[fallout-through-the-crawlout]

Curie: We have no idea how many stars there are!

Deacon: I think there are 7.

Piper: There are more than 7.

Deacon: Curie just said we have no idea how many stars there are.

Curie: Well… I…

Piper: We know there are more than 7.

Deacon: Are you calling Curie a liar? Because now I’m even more convinced it’s 7.

[harveywritings92]

[Hancock is annoyed that Sole's been spending too time with Nick.]

Piper: Hancock, you shouldn't be jealous of Nick. Remember, it's all about helping Blue.

Hancock: I'm not jealous! I'm envious! Jealousy is when you worry someone will take what you have. Envy is wanting what someone else has. What I feel is envy.

Piper & Maccready:...

[They check a dictionary Hancock uses to level his desk legs.]

Maccready: Wow, he's right.

[vaultscavver]

pickman: “i invited you into the woods because i crave the most dangerous game.”

sole, maccready, and hancock nodding solenmly: “knife monopoly.”

pickman:

pickman: “i was actually going to hunt you for sport but now im interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is.”

[toxickimi]

Sole: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Maaccready: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Sole: But you’re always acting stupid? Maccready: … Maccready: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

[weeewooobitsfallout]

Sole boarding the prydwen: back at it here at Krispy Kream *does a backflip*

[xxadvictoriamxx]

Nick: any machine you can’t charm?

Sole: just one

Sole: damn lockdown terminal in HalluciGen