#father paul headcanons

[mandowifey]

Nora, she/her, hobbies include sewing, cooking, baking, people watching and trying to control my hoe thoughts behind my cute face🤍

I'm cheating because I know a majority of characters you like. Love you cutie 💋

I assign you: Father "Paul Hill"/ John Pruitt.

Note: This is SFW, and not edited/proofed.

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Ash Wednesday was a special event on Crockett island.

Folks bore their ashen crosses and funneled out of the church to partake in a sort of potluck feast. Almost everyone brought a dish, and this being your first time participating in the festivities, you did too.

You felt out of place amidst them all, your crossless forehead made you feel like an outsider looking in. As you place the tray of cookies down, you feel the sensation of someone standing near you. A gasp caught in your throat as you jump and place a hand to your chest as you turned and saw him.

Father Paul lifted both hands and smiled uncomfortably. "Sorry about that." His breath comes out in an awkward laugh, his lips stretching into a slight grin that exposed his lovely ivory teeth.

The expression tugged your heart and caused you to gawk as blood pooled in your cheeks.

"You're Y/N, right?"

He's talking to you, idiot.

"Hm! Oh, yes!" You push some loose hair behind your ear and shake your head in a smile. "Sorry, the sun must be cooking my brain."

Paul smiles again, rendering you weak in the knees.

"Tell me about it."

Quiet settles between the two of you, and your lips press into a line as you try to scrounge up a conversation topic. The Monsignor picked up on it and began to motion with his right hand towards the tray of cookies you brought.

"Kind of you to bring something." His dark eyes soften and he nods with his head in the direction of the opposite end of the table. "I'm not much of a cook, but I did provide silverware, so that counts, I hope."

That makes you laugh. "I enjoy cooking, even though I tend to lose track of time and burn things." You admitted with a soft smile. To your delight, he laughs as well.

"Well, some of us have a different calling in life. Maybe you weren't made for cooking, but for something else?" His angular brows lift inquisitively and he smiles.

Your face slowly burns a bright pink.

"M-maybe." You try to laugh and not let your brain wander anywhere inappropriate. He's a priest, for fucks sake.

After a moment, Paul turns his attention toward the crowd. The sun reflects in his eyes, brightening the normally dark pools. Some of his hair had come loose and dangled in short, curled strands over his forehead. Bright sunshine illuminates his profile as a look of deep thought crosses him.

You cannot help staring. It was useless to lie to yourself. You had been pining for Father Hill the moment you attended the first service. Something about the way he carried himself, wise beyond his years and always looking on the verge of tears.

A weepy priest.

"Well, I think I'm gonna steal one of these cookies and head back to my flock." His lips tug into a smile as his eyes fall back on you.

You freeze.

Oh no.

Mouth agape, you watch as he extends an arm and plucks a cookie off the top to carry towards his soft lips. What you see and what Paul fails to is the very burnt underside of the cookie. It wasn't intended, you simply had gotten distracted while baking and ran out of time to make anything else.

The sound of the crunch makes your heart stop beating. You stare at his face and watch the sudden upwards jerk of his brows. He hadn't been expecting that. His other hand comes up to cover his mouth as he chews. Paul makes a noncommittal noise in the back of his throat and you watch as he makes an effort to finish the cookie in one more bite.

Your embarrassment was palpable, and you silently wished the ground would open up and swallow you.

"Wow these are-"

"Don't. Don't say a word, please." You say as you bring a hand to cover your face.

The holy man laughs. "Not as bad as you think. It has a uniqueness that suits you." His voice was sincere.

Moving your hand, you look up at Paul and feel your cheeks burn. "Are you saying I share traits with a burnt cookie, father?"

The name slipped out and you felt your heart clench.

Paul stiffens and you watch as those heavy lids of his lower and the corner of his mouth tug. He looked like he was drawing closer to you, watching you with that onyx gaze.

That was when you notice the smudge near the corner of his mouth. "Oh! You got something, here." You tap the right corner of your mouth. It snaps him out of his trance, and his eyes immediately brighten again.

"Here?" He wipes the wrong side.

"No no, other side."

"Here?"

You laugh quietly as he misses again.

"Little to the left."

Paul swipes over his mouth, smudging it worse.

"Got it?"

Was he doing it on purpose? He was grinning at you, those shapely brows lifted, making his round eyes seem even bigger than usual.

"No, jeez, here-"

Without much forethought, you lick your thumb pad and reach up. Gently, you swipe and clear the smudge off the corner of his mouth and smile as you do. Then you realize he's locked in on your eyes.

What were you doing?

You're cupping his jaw and cleaning the corner of his mouth, except your thumb moves on its own now. You drag the pad along his soft bottom lip and watch as his pupils dilate to the size of dimes. The predatorial stare knocks your breath away. Who was this looking at you?

Paul's lips part just slightly and you realize you're still touching him. Before you could begin to apologize and withdraw, you feel the curl of his cold fingers around your wrist halting you.

He offers a smile.

"Thank you."

Then, his lips kiss the pad of your thumb and you feel a wet flick, then a gentle suck as he cleans the chocolate off your digit before releasing you.

At a loss for words, you stand in awe. Had that just happened? You can see that he's about to head off and you quickly find your voice.

"Let me make you more sometime?"

Father Hill stops and looks back at you inquisitively.

"Cookies, let me show you I know what I'm doing."

Your heart felt like a wild bird trying to escape its cage, and you wonder if he's able to hear it. Or if he could smell the arousal that had begun to build within you from the short exchange between you both.

"I'd like that." He nods, and you watch him wander back into the crowd.

Leaning against the table, you look at your thumb and then smile at yourself. What you had failed to mention to the Monsignor before was you had been distracted by the handsome priest talking to your neighbors this morning. Your eyes follow his shape as it mingled in with the townsfolk.

You promise yourself this next batch of cookies would have extra chocolate in them.

[aesopsharpmybeloved]

Father Paul NSFT Alphabet

Guess who wrote another headcanon piece when she should have been working on that Halloween fanfic? 👀👀

@daincrediblegg also wrote an incredible Father Paul/John Pruitt NSFW alphabet and I recommend you check it out !

This is Father Paul Hill from my AU (the way he is in all of my stories), however, therefore he is neither John Pruitt, nor a vampire (you know the drill by now). He's still a hot priest soft boi, tho <3 Enjoy.

✨NSFW, GO AWAY CHILDREN ✨

gif by @chellestrash

Father Paul Hill NSFT Alphabet

TW: pure filth, enjoy 👍

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Father Paul gets incredibly cuddly after sex. Mind you, he's always quite cuddly, but he's just extra affectionate right after the two of you made love. He's perfectly able to snuggle you for hours, sharing tender pillow talk or napping for a while, depending on where you currently are and how much time you've got. He can even help you clean up, if you so wish, and will definitely join you in the bathtub or the shower, if that’s where you’re headed. He's very fond of drawing invisible patterns upon your skin everywhere he can reach. Sometimes, this leads to another round of fun activities.. 

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He used to have no favourite body part before your relationship started, but now he's grown quite fond of certain aspects of his anatomy, especially the ones you seem to like. His eyes, for example, which he never thought were anything special, but seeing your own eyes becoming so tender and filled with love when your gazes connect makes his heart sing. He also likes his hair, because you love combing your fingers through it and he became very fond of his arms, which have enough strength to lift you up easily and hold you close and tight. 

When it comes to your body, he loves everything, really, but he's particularly fond of your own eyes, deep inside of which he believes lie the secrets of the universe, your hands, which can bring both comfort and pleasure, your lips that press kisses upon his skin and leave burning warmth in their wake, and of course your smile. Be it playful and mischievous, filled with love and longing, or stretched with pure joy and amusement, he could stare at it for hours.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

One wouldn't have guessed so, but the priest can get positively filthy. Just the mental picture of you being filled or sprayed with his seed is enough to bring him ever so closer to his peak. 'Holy shit, Paul!' was all you could muster to moan out the first time he went down on you after he finished inside, lapping up your combined releases. Once you reached your high again, you could only lie boneless upon his bed, way too out of it with pleasure to protest when he kissed you, your and his come clinging wetly to his lips. "Paul Hill, I have made a monster out of you."

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Having his way with you right there, in the church, turns him on way more than it should, he thinks. He’s already breaking his vows with you, but to do so right in God’s house? It’s absolutely and utterly blasphemous and totally enough to get him excommunicated if anyone ever found out. The thing is; it not only turns him on, in a way it makes him actually feel closer to God himself, closer to heaven. Seeing as love is the greatest thing God ever created, it just feels fitting to celebrate it in front of Him, as if showing your appreciation. He always makes sure there isn’t a speck of dust out of place after, of course, taking extreme care to inspect every millimetre.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

No prior experience whatsoever, this man was a virgin through and through before your affair began. Therefore, at first, his technique leaves a little something to be desired and he needs some guidance. Luckily, he's a quick learner and very eager to please you, so once you point out what you like and how you like it, you can bet he's going to be very enthusiastic in following your directions to the letter and then some.

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)

Paul loves it when you ride him, because he gets to see you take your own pleasure while giving him his. Not to mention the sight of you, your breasts bouncing with each move while his cock disappears inside of you only to reappear a moment later. He only enjoys the view ever so long, before he feels the need to pull you down for a sloppy kiss, his arms holding you so absolutely close while his hips are thrusting up to meet yours.

He pretty much has a taste for all positions in which he can kiss you on the mouth and watch your face as you fall apart before him. On the occasions he feels more dominant, he'd use his body weight to trap you beneath him and move extremely deep within you, making you hold onto anything you can reach for dear life, as every thrust of his hips makes your breath catch in your throat.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

He's not overly goofy during the lovemaking itself, but he can get rather playful after, his mind light with post-orgasmic bliss. Then he's all smiles and good-humour, engaging in some cute-dirty banter and making you giggle softly, or gently running his fingers against over-sensitive areas, making you lightly whine and shy away slightly. He never goes too far, of course, for after the little wave of mischievousness comes a large, insistent need to cuddle.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Not very hairy at all. He's got dark armpit hair, but his chest is otherwise bare. There is however a happy trail going from his belly button down, and the carpet does match the drapes, in both colour and texture. He doesn't really need to trim, as the hair down there doesn’t get too messy.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He is Intimate with a capital 'I'. Mainly because he simply doesn't see what you do as just sex, but rather a lovemaking. That's his biggest motivation, after all, he loves you and he loves sharing pleasure with you. He can get so intense about it too, making you nearly sob in pleasure, your mewls constantly muffled by his hungry, passionate kisses. Even the quickest of quickies is extremely intimate and full of emotion.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Paul hadn't really felt the need to do so before he met you, his occupation having a large influence on that. He only really started realising his body's needs after he was already in love with you for a while, and it was then it hit him like a tidal wave. At first there were the dreams, and he felt guilty despite not being able to control what his mind got up to when he was sleeping. Sometime later though, he caught himself thinking about you as he lay in bed, still awake, his hand unconsciously travelling south. His inner battle lasted for several minutes and a few prayers, before he gave up and began very lightly stroking himself through his pyjama trousers. And after that he just couldn't stop indulging. Nowadays though, he barely has any need to engage in any fantasies and pleasure himself, seeing as he has the real you and his fantasies are made reality.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He's very fond of you taking control and has absolutely no problem with sometimes finding himself bound to the bed and blindfolded. He whines and begs when you edge him, but secretly loves every minute of it. If you have any kinks, he's more than willing to experiment with you, unless it's something really hardcore, or something that could end with one of you being hurt - he makes it clear there are some things he simply won't do.

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

Bed is his favourite, of course, because it's comfortable and convenient, seeing as he likes to cuddle after lovemaking. However, he is perfectly able to enjoy your coupling absolutely anywhere, as long as he doesn’t have to worry too much about the two of you getting caught. Every once in a while, you enjoy some quality fun on the Uppards, but you have also openly blasphemed in Saint Patrick's itself. Several times. The confession booth was a clear choice, of course, but two times the pastor actually took you right on the altar. You stared, with half lidded eyes and mouth opened in a silent moan, at Jesus hanging on his cross, gripping Paul's shoulders and marking his clear skin with imprints of your fingernails, while the priest fucked into you hard and deep, worshipping you in the house of God.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

One of his major turn-ons is your physical closeness by itself. When his large hands settle just above your backside and pull you flush against his body, and you look at him with eyes so lustful and innocent at the same time, his blood rushes everywhere at once, eventually settling in his nether regions and he feels so alive, so filled with adoration and yearning. He shivers when you whisper sweet nothings into his ear and your hands glade over his torso, until they run up to settle in his hair and pull at it. He’s honestly ready to go once you show your desire for him, once he sees his own need reflected in your eyes.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

As mentioned above, he wouldn’t do anything that could result in physical harm. He’s okay if you ask to be spanked a bit, or perhaps handled a little roughly, but don’t ever ask him to outright hit you, or degrade and humiliate you. Not only would he be horrified to do that, it’d also be a major turn off for him. So do not ask for that, if you don’t want the evening to end uncomfortably and unsatisfactorily for both of you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Paul prefers giving. It’s not that he doesn’t like it when you go down on him, as he’s got quite the opposite problem - he loves it too much. He gets rather shy, because of all the noise he makes and just how early and quickly he finishes, often without warning. You don’t mind, of course, and still perform on him quite often, making him feel both raptured and doomed.

There’s just something so absolutely beautiful about being able to bring you so much pleasure and listening to your sweet voice rise an octave higher while your most sensitive parts are under ruthless attack of his lips and tongue. Not to mention he always lunges for you like a famished man faced with a 5 course meal, sending vibrations into your very core as he hungrily laps at all you can give him and moans at your taste. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Honestly depends on his mood. On most occasions Paul likes to take his time, enjoying the connection of your bodies completely and thoroughly, his every move laced with sensuality and passion. He likes to find that perfect little spot within you and land every hard, deep thrust right against it, making you shiver and curl your toes. However, he has no problem with being fast - cue:

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Oh, the priest likes a nice quickie. Mind you, even quickies are romantic and sensual with him. They usually happen in a semi-public place, and more often than not, he’s actually the one to initiate them. The confession booth in Saint Pat’s of course comes to mind instantly, but you also found yourself desperately clinging to each other in the bathroom of the rec centre, many times over at the Uppards and once even in the school’s supply cabinet. Both of you often have to cover the other’s mouth to muffle any sounds that try to come out, and it’s usually over way sooner than either of you would prefer (even though it is supposed to be quick), but you still find yourself braced against the wall with your legs around the priest’s slim waist fairly often.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

Paul is more than willing to experiment a bit and try new things, as long as you set some boundaries. Safewords too, if need be. But he isn’t too fond of taking large risks, or taking them often. Even though your quickies happen in semi-public places, father Paul always tries to go above and beyond to make sure you wouldn’t get caught by anyone, and that your lovely little sin is never found out about. He does so to protect you mainly, though, rather than himself. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He’s definitely good to go for at least two great rounds in one session, his recovery period lasting about 20 minutes, during which he likes to focus his entire attention on you, using lips, tongue and fingers on your erogenous zones expertly. He’s able to do more, though, as long as he’s given some more rest between rounds, maybe even a short nap. Therefore you won’t be disappointed if your idea of, let’s say, an anniversary, is to make love the entire night - just make sure you both have a free day after that. 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t own any toys himself, but if you do and you want to somehow try to implement them into your play, he won’t be opposed to it. You have to explain them to him, though, and show him what to do with them. As always, he learns very fast. While he doesn’t own any ‘official’ toys, he does sometimes use other objects as toys. Ice cubes, for example, or a long soft feather for teasing. 

While quite curious about the use of toys (especially those fluffy handcuffs which are truly impossible to get out of without a key - as he found out first hand), he is quite content to rely on his fingers, mouth and cock, prefering to use toys only every once in a while, to spice things up a bit.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Paul likes to tease you sometimes, but always very gently, and only after he’s gained some confidence. At first, it really was you doing all the teasing, but sometime later he too acquired a few ways to make you whine for him. There’s the dirty talk, for one: you have no idea how anyone could make getting bent over the rectory table while surrounded by half-written homilies sound so gentle and romantic, but Paul sure did, and kept his promises too. Then there’s the worship, which can sometimes be so long and intense, you actually beg for the priest to take you already. All hands and lips and teeth and between that he recites the Song of Solomon to you. It’s a sweet kind of torture

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s pretty loud when you’re alone and out of earshot of anyone. The priest is always a little shy about the sounds he makes at the beginning. He goes as far as trying to muffle them by kissing you, or burying his face into your neck, releasing only short whines and groans every now and again.  However, as he ultimately starts losing himself in pleasure, his volume rises and his moans and whimpers grow in number and intensity, as well as volume. He sometimes says prayers, he sometimes curses, he sometimes yelps outright blasphemies. As he nears his peak, his voice often breaks under the amount of raw bliss. And every single sound that leaves his pretty lips is like angelic music to your ears.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Quickies in the confession booth are one thing, but being completely enveloped by your hot wet mouth while he was actually listening to a confession is something quite different, isn’t it. He’s not even sure why on earth he ever agreed to it in the first place… Except he kind of is. The day was slow, daily mass empty, save for Leeza and Annie, and you were nearly sure nobody would come to make a confession when you arrived at the church, and proposed having some lovely time in the confessional.

You had to drop to your knees quickly, so the person entering the opposite booth wouldn’t see you straddling the priest’s lap, as that would be obviously distinguishable even through the privacy screen. Father Paul was certain you did what you did at least partly because the person on the other side of the screen was Beverly Keanne. And Bev had the longest confession he’s ever heard, or it at the very least felt like it. Paul took every single breath oh so carefully, his jaw was shut painfully hard so as not to let out a single sound, and his eyes were closed in deep focus. He could’ve stopped you, could’ve pushed you off his shaft, but in a twisted way, he was ridiculously enjoying this. Meanwhile, you were happily sucking on his cock, but slowly and steadily, so he wouldn’t have too much trouble pretending he wasn’t just getting a blowjob inside his church while ‘Holier-Than-Thou’ Beverly Keane sat not a metre and a half across from him.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He’s rather big, at 7 inches while flaccid and growing an additional inch when aroused. Uncircumcised and with a few lovely defined veins. It’s best to be very relaxed before penetration, because his girth does stretch a lot. He curves just the right way to hit that little bundle of nerves deep inside of you.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Ever since you became physical with each other, his sex drive rose considerably, to the point of him actively seducing you fairly often. Despite that, Paul remains a gentleman and he can actually control his libido; when you’re tired, or aching, or simply not in the mood for love-making, he backs off immediately, no questions asked, no hard feelings. He knows he wouldn’t be able to enjoy himself knowing that you’re doing something you don’t want to do at that moment. He sees it as basic human decency, but you are still grateful to him, knowing not all men are like that. 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Depends on the day he’s had - if he’s tired, he just holds you close, exchanges a few sweet words and nods off several minutes later. Usually though, he prefers to stay awake just to be able to talk some more with you, share more kisses, more embraces. He’ll watch you fall asleep, stroking your cheek as he observes your eyes becoming heavy and your face growing more and more relaxed. Then once your breathing has evened out, he’s content to close his own eyes and join you in your dreams.

I hope you enjoyed reading this filth. As always, you can find this and the entire series on AO3. I love your guys’ feedback <333

[daincrediblegg]

💌 👅 🎤 for father paul!! Love how you write him, your ABCs for him was life-changing

A/n: Life changing you say??? Oh my god you're gonna make me blush! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 I'm so honored people still like that old thing after so long!!! Thank you so much and I hope you enjoy!

💌 👅 🎤 For Father Paul (18+)

👅 oral headcanon

Honestly, this man just loves giving oral. Like an inhuman amount. He will damn well take his time about it, licking you slowly and edging you for hours on end. He never leaves you hanging but like literally if you ever wanted him to he could keep this up for hours. It's sort of meditative for him even. Also he just loves how you taste. Literal ambrosia as far as he's concerned. 10/10.

🎤 how loud they are

At first, not very. He's quite good at keeping quiet when he needs to... but the more heated things get, these little kitten moans start slipping through the cracks in his resolve to at least attempt at having some sort of reservation in his passions with you. But he can't help it, eventually. He just loves you too damn much, loves being with you, kissing you, making love with you and he can't squander even the smallest opportunity

💌 sending/receiving nudes headcanon

For John this is totally new territory, and it sort of terrifies him the first time it happens. When he sees a text from you and opens it in broad daylight in the middle of the town square and sees your naked form on his screen. It almost literally makes him jump. It certainly makes his eyes go wide, forces him to cough in embarrassment as he tries to flick the photos off the screen before -heaven fucking forbid- anyone sees. He plays it off well enough, but he can't deny how tight his jeans suddenly feel after that. How he knows he won't be able to get that image out of his head anytime soon. How it excites him for the next time he will get to see it in the flesh.

... But two can play at that game. And he is determined to return the favor to you, of course.

Now see, he doesn't send nudes outright. It's far to crude for his tastes. But you can rest assured, every photo he sends to you henceforth has some interesting subtleties to it... Photos of bible passages with the book spread across his lap that perhaps are... a little too close to his crotch, which always seem perfectly placed... and beyond just the subtle bulge which always seems present... perhaps even an outline of something more that only keen eyes like yours could perceive. It may be more subtle, but it is very, VERY effective, and he knows it.

SMUT EMOJI PROMPTS

[papasmistakeria]

Father Paul headcanon where in an attempt to connect with the younger kids on Crockett Island, he tries to let them play a religious video game during Sunday school. He found a game called FAITH and this dumbass didn't bother looking into it first and just assumed it's a cool Catholic game for the kids to learn

Several kids were left traumatized but more kids started attending Church cause they're afraid the UNSPEAKABLE would get them without the power of the Lord. As for Paul, he too was left traumatized and absolutely refuses to sleep without a gold crucifix by his bedside

[cuntghoulie]

𝙷𝚒 𝚘𝚔 𝚜𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎, 𝚒𝚍𝚔 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚗 𝚜𝚢𝚗𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 (𝙼𝚛 𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢, 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚕 𝚐𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝙴𝚃𝙲) 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝙸'𝚖 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐

𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚗 𝚂/𝙾 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚢𝚕𝚎? 𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙱𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚒𝚏𝚏, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚍𝚘 ♡

Slashers with an S/O into Modern Synth Music

Warnings: mention of nsfw

Bo Sinclair

- Right off the bat he hates it

- When you first played him some of it he’ll just scoff and complain about how bad it sounds

- He’ll immediately suggest to put His music on instead, because his taste is soooo much better

- But when you pester him with the music and make sure to play it to your hearts content…

- he can’t help but start to like it

- It reminds him of the music from his adolescence back in the 80s

- Usually he’d hate the reminder, but with your joy and the way you dance to it around the kitchen, he can’t help but smile

- Don’t expect him to get up and dance, though, he has his limits

Tiffany Valentine

- It’s not exactly what she’d default to immediately, exactly

- Though she can’t help but bob her head to it on the first listen

- After a while she started to like it much more

- Much more willing and less likely to complain when you play your tunes

- She will absolutely get up and dance with you, no questions asked

- Would love to go to concerts with you, and surprises you with tickets to your favorite artist for your birthdays

- Probably would want to get high while listening to it

- Don’t be surprised if some songs end up in a sexy time playlist

Father Paul Hill (not technically a slasher really but he’s giving me brain rot)

- If you love it, he loves it

- It’s incredibly annoying how he’s able to find something good in everything sometimes

- This is not one of those times

- Before you know it he knows the names of your favorite artists

- He went and listened to a bunch of their music so you could talk about it together

- It’s not necessarily his usual style, but he can’t help but like the syncopated rhythms and synthesizer effects

- He will buy you a sweatshirt with the logo of your favorite artist and surprise you with it one day

- Once you start sharing your music, though, be prepared.

- He will subject you to his favorite music as well

- I suspect he enjoys most kinds, though I also believe he has an interest in choral music

- I can’t explain it, it just makes sense

Patrick Bateman

- He actually likes it a bit, not going to lie

- Which is incredibly surprising to you, but he has rather good taste in music, and well he does love the 80s

- The synths really get him.

- But the second he hears a song he doesn’t like he will skip it, whether it’s your favorite or not

- What, you’re expecting him to be nice?

- Common, you knew what you were signing up for

- Unless you didn’t. Well, then jokes on you, I guess.

- Several of your recommended songs will end up in a sex playlist with this man, be warned

[roseguided]

jessica will always love paul more than alia.

[midnightmassheadcanons]

father paul cannot hit the griddy

[randomnameless]

Remember “Willy’s sekrit history”?

Apparently every Emperor since, well, the man himself, knew Rhea was a dirty lizard with pointy ears who subjugates Humans!! under her cruel, inhuman, rule because she controls Fodlan.

But then, Nopes came with its own books, and apparently, Adrestia only “wanted to cut” ties with Rhea around 1065 , during the Southern Church debacle :

12th day of the Great Tree Moon It has been decided. The southern bishop will be exiled and the Southern Church crushed. This has sent shockwaves through the entire Empire. The Central Church will surely make their objections known, but the emperor wished to put distance between them anyway.

So it means (without Lycaon I, because he might or not have been a lizard spawn himself) - if “Willy’s sekrit History” is to be believed, that Emperors of Adrestia were happy to let humanity be ruled by an evil lizard woman for around 900 years -

But an Emperor, in 1065, noted to be proud and who couldn’t just let the failed uprising be - suddenly realised Humans shouldn’t be ruled by the evil lizard lady, and cut his ties to her (when she wasn’t even here during said uprising!!) from that point?

It’s kind of late if he, his grandpa, and his great grandpapa already knew since day 1 - that Rhea was a lizard.

So either Adrestians Emperors took 965 years to realise that humans being ruled by a non-human lady is inacceptable, or “Willy’s sekrit history” is a sham.

BTW, I love the idea that Adrestia cut its ties with the Central Church not because Mole people asked them to, but because a loser with serious ego issues thought that a woman leading an insurrection (to gain the title that escaped her because she had no penis) wounded his pride, so he erased the means she used (southern church) to lead this insurrection and took his anger and frustration out on the Central Church, a neutral party.

I know I wrote a lot of fodlan nonsense adrestian headcanons about Emperors being completely petty to downright stupid, but this? This is golden.

But knowing what KT wanted to do with the Fodlan games, I suspect the fallout didn’t only happen because Emperor “i said no woman as minister of religion and that’s final!” was too proud for his sake, but most likely because mole people were slithering around.

Oh well.

[deciphertheriddler]

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[leotanaka]

the thing about paul & leo being so alike is that, this isn't simply a case of paul is who leo could become, the person he could very easily turn into and that he has the potential to be as much of a villain as his father is as much as it's a perfect demonstration that if paul wasn't the villain of the story, leo is who paul would actually be.

think of it like this: paul is the worst version of leo & leo is the best version of paul.

[my-heart-beat-for-anime]

Feyd-rautha x Atreides reader headcanons pt.1

Pt.1, Pt.2, Pt.3

- you first met when you were both children

- your father carefully observed the young Harkonnen who approached his little girl

- to everyone's surprise, you hugged him tightly and presented him with a dagger scabbard that you had sewn yourself under your mother's guidance

- little Feyd looked uncertainly at his uncle, who pushed him closer to the girl with his meaty hand

- with a small blush he thrust into her hand a necklace with a black stone that had been roughly worked by the boy's hand

- the girl lit up and started showing the gift to her twin with enthusiasm

- after welcoming ceremony the atreides twins and Feyd set out to explore the beaches of Caladana in search of seashells

- in the heat of the game the little princess cut her knee on a pointed stone in the sand

- little Paul immediately ran back to the family mansion to tell his parents what happened and Feyd slowly carried you back on his back, all the while saying that you shouldn't cry like a little baby over a small scratch

- when House Harkonnen was leaving you waved sadly to the little boy you had grown so fond of and who had promised to come back for you

-the second time you saw each other was three days before your wedding, which took place on Geidi Prime

- when your family landed on the planet you were greeted by the sight of a man you didn't recognize, the only clue that it was Feyd was the scabbard you which you made for him and which he now has to strap on his hip

- Even Feyd-Rautha didn't recognize his bride instead of a smiling little girl he saw a confident woman who looked strikingly like the mermaids you told him about and again what gave you away was the necklace, he made for you, around your neck

- ahh how he wished instead of the necklace it was his hand holding onto your neck during the waves of pleasure he was going to cause you when you were his

- his gaze fixed on the man who was standing behind you, he didn't like how he whispered something in your ear, you giggled, he didn't like how close he was standing behind you

- as you walked up to him he gently kissed your hand but as soon as you were about to pull your hand back Feyd gripped it tightly and slowly licked your wrist while maintaining eye contact with you

- chtěl dát najevo, že jsi jeho od chvíle, kdy jsi nasadil ten náhrdelník

Pt.2???

[aesopsharpmybeloved]

Headcanons

List of headcanons I have for Father Paul Hill and being in a relationship with him. Some of these are discarded stories, oops. If anything doesn't make sense and/or the grammar's wonky, I'm sorry, I started writing it last night after I came home from a friend's house, where I was served, uh, spicy beverages.

gif by @hamish-linklater-btc​

Headcanons

✞  Paul is touch starved - while his parents loved him deeply, they never really showed it through hugs or other physical affection other than an embrace on his birthday or when he came home after being gone for some time. Therefore physical contact really gets to him. His friends in seminary used to tease him about it a little every time he got overwhelmed just because they all hugged him shortly each time they saw each other. Always in a good fun though.

His mood though still improves considerably every time someone touches him in a fond kind of manner. Wade's soft slap upon his shoulder, Annie petting his arm in a motherly kind of way, Ed's firm handshake every time they meet and Riley sometimes nudging him with his elbow - it all just brings a wide smile to his face, because he feels loved and accepted.

Most of all though, it's the touches he receives from you - when you put your warm hands on his cheeks to get him to look up at you after he's had a bad day, when you card your fingers through his hair to calm him down, when you hold his hand enthusiastically to lead him somewhere, or nearly shyly, when it's you who requires his comfort. And then later, when you touch him everywhere you can, depending on the situation and company you're in. The comfort of your arms when you hold him close, his head upon your chest, stomach or lap, is overwhelming, even after weeks or months. The first time you held his head close to your own heart, enfolding him in your heavenly presence just to comfort him nearly brought tears to his eyes and he still feels so utterly at peace when you hold him like that.

✞ He's not a total newbie when it comes to cooking. Mind you, he's not winning some telly competition anytime soon, but he can cook some basic meals and is brilliant at following orders. His pancakes and his sandwiches are absolutely to die for.

He likes cooking with you, as it always means flirty banter and a lot of teasing. He gets very playful and as much as you try to chase him off with a spatula because you 'really need to stir the bechamel sauce' , he still always comes back to tease you again. One time you actually managed to nearly ruin a very simple meal and, while still good, you knew you could have done better. "I hope you're happy," you said to him, no hard feelings in your tone. He had the audacity to wink at you, grin and shovel a very big bite into his mouth. "Worth it," he said.

✞ Father Paul could get very mischievous and cheeky, and that was always a lot of fun, but he got very shy too. Everything sexual was a big unknown to him, so you had to guide him quite a bit at first. He had a very healthy appetite, good stamina and was a quick learner but even after a few weeks of the two of you regularly engaging in sexual acts, he still didn't quite know how to go about it when he got in the mood. And did he get in the mood. It really was a little awkward at first, especially when he'd grind his hips into your own and then just sort of stand there with red cheeks and his eyes turned down, as if waiting for his verdict. But then, gradually, it got better.

After some time, he'd get way more daring, making his intention known through sweet talk right against your ear, and really, how could you ever say no? Because once the two of you set your boundaries for things you are willing to try and things you absolutely wouldn't, he was getting better and better each time in bringing you pleasure and making you feel adored. Worshipped even. One does not simply pass up on that.

✞ Ever since he came to Crockett Island, Paul acquired many friends, among his parishioners and outside of them. He's able to share a part of himself with everyone on the island, but it's only you with whom he shares his complete self. Little by little, he'd uncover his life story to you and you'd do the same, keeping no secrets. You'd tell him about your previous boyfriends and why you were no longer with them. And while he was utterly without bodily experience before you came into his life, he never once judged you. The only thing he, selfishly, wished for was that he was your last lover. The final one. That despite all of the circumstances going against you two, you'd be able to spend your lives together. He'd never openly say so, though.

✞ Paul's scalp is sensitive. You'd find out accidentally. Carding your fingers through his soft hair was nothing new to you, but one time you accidentally tugged, as you were in heaps of pleasure. You wouldn't ever forget that; the way his head fell back, even though you only pulled at his hair a little bit. His high pitched moan was forever written in your memory.

✞ Paul adores your voice. It can make him feel all sorts of emotions. When you know he needs comfort and gentleness above everything else, you read to him. Anything really. Be it Lord of the Rings, The Princess Bride or even The Bible itself, as long as you read it to him gently and quietly, he will fall into restful sleep. When a song you know and like starts playing on the radio (or record player), you sing. And he wants to dance. And he sings too. He doesn't really dance that well, and sometimes his tones are vastly different from the music, but you still love to hear him sing and dance with him. And he utterly adores hearing you sing - even if your tones are sometimes even more different than his own. And when you talk about your interests and your knowledge on them, he just listens, awed with the entirety of you. His idea of heaven now is with his head in your lap, your fingers combing through his hair, while you talk to him softly, burning love accompanying your every word.

✞ He’s got a bit of a problem with the secrecy of your relationship. While he's perfectly aware that he's risking his entire career by being 'too close' to you, he simply cannot help himself. During the summer and, more importantly, the "Great Crockpot Barbecue Party" he was absolutely seen holding your hand more often than not. He wouldn't openly tell anyone, but sometimes he simply cannot pretend you're just one of his parishioners.

However, later in the evening, when everyone's had a few drinks and they're no longer "reliable witnesses", he'd dance with you. In front of everyone still there. Then he's able to whisper into your ear and kiss you soundly without anyone else left really noticing him doing so. You'd always remember your first slow dance; Nothing's Gonna Hurt You Baby, by Cigarettes After Sex

Back then, the two of you were attending Erin's party, only a few short weeks before she was to give birth to her daughter. The window was open and you could hear her conversation with Riley Flynn.

"So you found them? What are they doing?... Wait, I don't actually wanna know."

"They're just slow dancing," Erin replied. "Kissing a little bit maybe…. They're doing out there what everyone else does here." If Erin said anything else after that was unknown to you, as you were way too preoccupied by engaging the priest's tongue in a battle for dominance outside.

✞ He's got a taste for hot cider on cold, stormy nights. Combine that, lots and lots of candles and a good book and you've got a happy priest. Best enjoyed in a pillow fort you built in your living room, just for the fun of it.

✞ Paul has the opposite of a green thumb. He cannot keep a plant alive, not even the 'unkillable' plants. He'd either water it too little, or too much, or he'd forget about it and then attempt to fix the damage by pouring an entire pitcher of water into the pot. Everytime he actually bought a house plant with the intention to 'do it right this time', he ended up bitterly throwing the yellowed remains with rotten roots into the trash.

✞ He's not that much of a morning person. Of course, his day starts early as he's got mass to serve, but on the rare occasions he's got a free day there's no getting him out of bed before 11. And now that he's got a deliciously warm soft body next to him in bed, it's even harder to leave.

✞ The priest is ticklish, particularly on his sides and feet. You noticed once that he shied away from you when you stroked down the sides of his torso with just your fingers. When you asked him if he was ticklish, and he (naively) not only said that he was and even told you where, you gained a new hobby - tickling the poor man until he was tearing up from laughter. The best things in life really are free.

Hi, i hope that wasn’t too terrible. If you wanna, you can check this thing and the entire series out on AO3 I live and breathe and write for reviews <333

[daincrediblegg]

Hello! Are you still taking x reader headcanon requests? Love your writing btw :)

Hi Nonnie!

Yes! Though I haven't done a whole lot of writing in a few months I think I'm feeling like I'm in a good place to take headcanon requests again! At the moment, I'll happily take requests for:

Father Paul (Midnight Mass) Morpheus (The Sandman) Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars/ Kenobi Series) Arthur Fleck (Joker) Dan Torrance (Doctor Sleep) Max Brinly (The Quarry)

And for some of these (namely Father Paul and Arthur Fleck) I do have a few old requests that I might try to dig through my ask box to get to. So stay tuned!

[papasmistakeria]

I personally think John Pruitt would've loved Veggietales

[priniya]

hi lovie! could you do some percy (or leo, maybe both?? i love them sm hahaha) headcanons abt dating an aphrodite’s child?

I COMPLETELY LOVE THE IDEA OMG??? tysm for requesting anon <3

sorry if it’s not like you imagined it😭 it’s my first time with headcanons like that

dating percy as an aphrodite’s child would include . . .

okay you all gotta admit that if percy could, he would brag about his partner being so beautiful that no one can compete with them

i feel like he’s at the university and some guys are talking and he just waits for a chance to show you off and be like “they are literally a goddess’ child”

BUT IN FRONT OF YOU??? he’d get so awkward even if you were dating for so long

also i’m 100% sure annabeth would sometimes point it out and laugh at the way he turns into a hot mess around you

but tbh you thought it was cute, cus let’s be real. it’s percy jackson, if you weren’t a hot mess around him as well, who would you be?

if you two are sent on a mission together, he rarely thinks about himself first, always making sure you’re okay before he checks himself

in his dorm he probably has pictures of you sticked to the wall in like a heart shape and his roommates might make fun of him for being such a simp but those photos gives him strength whenever you two are apart 🔥

he’s all in for that relationship, he even officially introduced you to both his parents and paul

you taught him how to braid hair and whenever you stay at his mom’s he braid his sister’s hair under your supervision ☹️☹️

when he started dating you he probably became such a gossip guy LIKE hear me out, he started paying attention to details and people’s behavior to talk about it with you

“you won’t believe what i heard today from piper.” “nah, she didn’t told me about it directly, her body language did.”, “i know right, how could he do that to her?”

he’s all in for the tea‼️‼️‼️

OH and also when you began dating he started paying more attention to jewellery and his outfits upgraded so much??

HE IS ALSO SO JEALOUS OF YOU AND HE KISSES YOU IN PUBLIC WHEN HE CATCHES A GUY LOOKING YOUR WAY

“i know you’re a child of aphrodite but these people gotta know i am your ares. or hephaestus.” “wait, am i your ares or hephaestus?”

dating leo as an aphrodite’s child would include . . .

this man is head over heels for you, and i know i said percy also is head over heels for his partner but LEO is on different level

he often drags you to the bunker whenever he feels like it and make you sit there with him, while he crafts something (mostly for you)

that man dedicates all his work for you, like

“oh this? i made it for yn cus they said [insert thing] fall apart so i just… did it.”

ngl he is kind of insecure that you’d left him for a child of ares just like your mother did to his father. even though you reassure him he’s the one on your mind, it still stings him sometimes

getting an approval from your mom wasn’t even that hard as you thought it could be. though she wasn’t exactly the most delighted you were in love with her husband’s child but… love is love right?

pet names in spanish ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

n you would pick it up and surprise him by calling him something in spanish <3

EVEN THOUGH he’s insecure about history repeating itself he jokes about it way too much sometimes 😭😭

brags to jason about you so much jason wants to off himself and i am not kidding

he once asked you to charm-speak him just to see how it feels

“what? don’t be like that, mi amor. i gotta know what’s your power’s like in case you do it subconsciously.”

(that’s literally the dumbest excuse you’d ever hear but didn’t care, considering it was your boyfriend who asked)

MANY people says you remind them of charlie and silena and when you heard it for the first time, you broke down crying because it was such a good compliment

[sivyera]

Hii! Can I make a request please? Jacob Black and the fem imprint reader. The reader is a human.~ Thanks in advance if you write <3

ofc! i don't know any specific details so i'm just gonna write headcanons.

dating headcanons

jacob black x fem!imprint!human!reader

when jacob found out that YOU are his imprint, he completely forgot about bella

it was indescribable feeling, when his eyes met your

he of course started spending a lot of time with you and the rest is history

he's overprotective, he knows how vampires (the cold ones) are dangerous and it's also a wolf thing (yk what's his, is his)

he hesitated from the start when you suggested to see his wolf form but it took you few seconds and you had a giant puppy in front of you

he lets you ride on his back as he runs through the forest

he's extremely warm so you don't have to worry about being cold, he's always right next to you, ready to hug you and warm you up

he'd make you a bracelet with a tiny wolf attached to it from wood (ofc) it was precise and beautiful work, he put a lot's of love in it which makes it much special

you often help him with his father like when jake is not around and has to do some things like when he's out on patrol or when he's helping fix someones motorcycle, doesn't matter

so you often cook for his father (and for jacob also) or clean his house or just talk

but be prepared for a LOTS of cooking, because they eat a lot!

billy, jacob's father has a special place for you in his heart, you are very kind to him and you make his son happy, he really appreciate you a lot

others from the pack also loves you, especially emily

baking with emily every sunday became a tradition and jacob always makes sure he's first one to taste your baking

but they also tease jacob a lot, paul does it a lot and sometimes it's too much so you have to separate them

the pack is your new family, they protect you a lot, because you are a human plus much younger then emily so

jacob often finds himself drained from the night patrols he sometimes has to take, so all he wants to do after them is lay down on his bed, wrap his arms around your waist and hide his face into your neck, which also happens pretty often

overall he's a real cuddle bug, he's like a baby sometimes; more like a puppy

you are his passenger princess and whenever you two are in his truck, his hand always finds it's way to your thigh

he loves forehead kisses, it's his way of saying 'i love you and you are safe'

whenever you have a sleepover, you will make pizza and eat it while watching some stupid romantic movie like the notebook, but he secretly loves it

while cuddling his arms has to be wrapped around your waist and your back has to be against his chest, that's the only position he feels like he protects you

...and he can reach your every body part

sometimes he teases you by slightly pinching your but and it always makes him laugh when you squeak and then hit his biceps

he rides you to school on his motorcycle and always picks you up after

sometimes you two ride on his bike through Forks at night, just enjoying the moment