#female disguise

[iipukeglitter]

✧˚ ༘ ⋆｡♡˚ blessing in disguise

[buff-muffin]

A gender swapped ASL would be basically the same except Sabo having even more mannerisms drilled into her that have been progressively broken down by Ace (Anne technically?) over their friendship. But Ace and Luffy are exactly the same. Expect Luffy is doing cartwheels in a dress cause she can. That girl can not fathom the concept of being mindful about dresses and skirts she would probably be forced to wear shorts. Then the discovery of Luffy’s one true love forms:

Jorts.

[just-late-roman-republic-things]

I'm starting to see people use "girlboss" as an insult for competent female characters the same way people used "Mary Sue" in 2015, and "strong female character" in 2010.

Note to self: Put more girlbosses in my next story. Both cis and trans.

[myheadgoesaround]

Someone Please write me a secretly fem!sj au like all these secretly omega!sj fics...

🥹

[athenasdragon]

I cannot stop thinking about a theoretical adaptation of The Long Goodbye where everything is basically the same until Terry comes back at the end but instead of the plastic surgery to change his facial structure/ethnicity she’s had a sex change and accompanying plastic surgery. I just feel like it plays SO WELL with the themes, also I want the moment of Marlowe’s brain shutting down as he realizes who this hot woman is and then his entire relationship with them clicks into place

[hmm-ctrl]

moons revenge

(also bonus concept things just cuz i was messing around)

[blowflyfag]

Victoria Titantron 2002

[cassowariess]

Me going into the asoiaf tag and realizing that 90% of you seem incapable of holding more than one woman in your head.

[iidsch]

ok important question because this just popped into my head but do you think Mizu is going to wear female or male clothes in England (optionally you can write why in the tags)

[thedreadvampy]

so me and Sam FINALLY watched the last season of Capaldi's Who

and tell me how, after literally over a decade and for perhaps the first time in his fucking career, Steven Moffat wrote a not just tolerable but really actually good two-parter and fully stuck the landing. like the editing and pacing were still a bit off but the storyline was original, fun, interesting and emotionally invested, and most importantly, rather than ending on a damp fart or the most furious autofellatio in history, the final part didn't fumble it and ended in a way that felt emotionally satisfying and like it made sense for the characters. like the last time he successfully wrapped up a multiparter in a way that didn't feel cheap and hollowly disappointing to me was literally The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances, and a) that was in 2005 and b) tbh The Doctor Dances is about a tenth as compelling and memorable as The Empty Child.

so after 12 years of either hackery or great ideas that fall apart in the second act, Steven Moffat writes what I would genuinely consider to be a memorable Good Doctor Who serial. it ends with bittersweet pathos, a solid closer for all the main characters, and sends Moffat's showrunning career out on a genuine high despite failing ratings and budget cuts (and the fact Doctor Who hasn't been consistently good since about 2009). good job Steve. with grudging respect I admit you pulled it out of the bag on this one.

wait what's this there's one more episode left? and it stars Mark Gatiss? and you literally spend the whole episode inexplicably just shitting all over the legacy of Doctor Who by inventing a version of the First Doctor that bears literally no resemblance to the character that William Hartnell actually played, just so you can spend the whole episode saying misogynistic things to run yourself off to how much more Totally Feminist your version was than the version you made up in your head of what Doctor Who was like in the 60s? and it added literally nothing to the season except to take all the wind out of the sails of the actually good finale you already wrote?

even when he writes a good episode this fucker still finds ways to disappoint me.

[ppnuggie]

Would it be okay if there's a (RID 15) scenario with Bumblebee's human adult female s/o just hanging out with the bots and the Clays then all of a sudden, her "monthly visitor" arrives and while BB panics and takes her to get supplies, Denny and Russel have to explain that to Team Bee and Fix-It? I saw one with the Prime team and thought it was funny if the same thing happens in the RID verse!

　　　　　　BUMBLEBEE x female human reader

　　　　『　bumblebee ,, strongarm ,, fixit ,, sideswipe ,, drift & minicons ,, female human reader 』

　　-> cycle things with team bee

　　— fluff ,, sfw ,, crack ,, mentions of blood ,, female pronouns ,, she/her ,, cussing

　　— here you go !! :D

　　　panic rushed through you as you felt the sickly, slimy feeling creep down your legs. your smile was strained against your lips, yet you didnt want to interrupt fix-it from his little speech about his tools. the feeling of your underwear becoming wet as it increased in pace only made you panic more. it didnt help that your pants were light colored either.

　　　it wasn’t until slipstream and jetstorm had pointed out the strange red spot on the back of your pants that you knew it was too late. fix-it had stopped mid-speech, his helm tilting to the side in confusion. “whatever do you mean?” he asked the other minicons.

slipstream pointed at the spot, and you already knew what it was. biting your bottom lip, shame and disgust rose through your veins. quickly excusing yourself, you quickly made your way towards the bathroom. denny had prepared for this moment for you, in case you ever started your period in the scrap yard. though you definitely werent prepared for all the confused and curious glances from the bots.

back in the scrap yard, with team bee gazing around at each other as they watched you walk away, bee finally cleared his throat. “what’s going on?” he asked the nearest bot, which happened to be drift.

the orange and black warrior cleared his throat before replying. “(y/n) had a strange red spot on her. slipstream and jetstorm had pointed it out.” he explained to the black and yellow bot. bee was nodding along, before realizing. the red spot could be blood, and if its blood, then that means (y/n)’s bleeding! panic filled through him, hurrying towards where he had been informed she went.

he mass-displaced quickly, making no effort to waste a second. it all counted, especially if his loved one was bleeding at this very moment. bee arrived at the bathroom door, hearing a groan on the other side. he only panicked more, worried for you.

“(y/n)?” he called, knocking on the wooden door, “you in there?” he could hear a small curse fall from your lips, and what would seem to be some paper against paper being grabbed. “yeah, bee? what you need?”

“you alright? i heard about what happened? everything good? decepticons?” he asked, words moving quickly as though he were blurr in his past. the blue bot had talked quickly, making it to the point it would be confusing to decipher what he had said. a sigh was loud and clear from the other side of the door, “yeah im good. its just,” you paused, staring at the bathroom walls. “its just that week, yknow?”

bee was quite confused on what ‘that week’ meant. but once he put two and two together, he understood what you meant. he let out a breath of relief, “alright, i’ll be out here if you need anything.” he assured.

though a different story was told when denny tried to explain to the bots what was happening to you. “(y/n) isn’t dying, nor is she sick. its just something that most women go through.”

even with how vague of an explanation, the bots were still eager to know what it is that you’re going through as of the moment. he sighed, getting ready to explain to drift’s minicons that you’re not dying from a ghost, or to fixit that you didnt get bit bt a vampire.

bumblebee and you quickly snuck out of the scrap yard, heading for more supplies and things for the next time this could happen. though denny did do good, there were a few things you wanted to grab. such as drinks and foods you might crave for later, as well as some medication.

sideswipe was still trying to process the whole situation , only having known the he walked in on the wrong time. maybe he should have stayed on patrol for a bit longer. the minicons were quite confused about the whole process, turning to drift for guidance, yet he only shook his head.

with all the different reactions and questions going through the team at once, denny shook his head, knowing that the rest of the week was goong to be somewhat conflicting.

　　　

[c1nn4-bunny]

In case anyone wanted an update on my mental state atm

I'm so normal and okay about him (I'm in the Anger stage of grief, okay.)

I've always really hated reading x reader stuff (I'm a trans guy... who ends up interested in male characters... I'm sure you can assume why I'd be a bit miffed about the gender ratio on those, right. And how some/most gn!reader ones are just straight up lies or afterthoughts for what was very clearly meant to be a x female!reader — apart from the fact gn!reader fics in general are rare to see) but istg I'll fuckin do it. I WILL force myself to mentally correct everything if I have to !!!

[heywoodvirgin]

[phoenixcatch7]

Love how LBH bonded with all the Batkids. And being technologically illiterate. The protagonist halo is not helping for once XD! But it’s ok, he can always go to SQQ for help UWU. Also, yes, I would like to hear more about Batman! SQQ cross dressing for infiltration purposes 👀 👀.

All the protagonist halo in the world can't make you technologically literate lol.

*slams hands together* SO! I had this thought a couple days ago that there is a lot of things sqq would have mastered by living in an alternate pidw, archery and painting and music and horse riding and hair care and all sorts, but most importantly - wife plot/gay idiots hunt demons plot starters. A lot of fanfic and heist movies and adult 'coming of ages' and all sorts LOVE crossdressing as a trope, and I I do love me a good oblivious gender queer sqq!

He has 100% had to infiltrate a brothel or club or gathering or acted as demon bait at some point in his long life, and with his already lean and pretty figure, his own appearance perfectionist tendencies for the role of sqq, and his husband's refusal to let him out the house looking anything less than stunning, he's put a good effort and practice into it. Nanda parbat (or the other places he studied) is also well versed in disguise as a job. Canonically he uses stage makeup to create other identities, most famously matches malone. SO! By all logic batman would be EXCELLENT at disguising as a woman!

Also in this au I headcanon that cultivators are rarely super muscled, with agility and flexibility also being very important. Think more swimmers and barbarian and lumberjack builds - the muscle isn't for show at all, but some can lift more than the body builders twice their size! Unfortunately for sqq, system demands an imposing presence, and so he fills the bats suit out with fake padding and extra armour and tech. He tucks his long hair in the cowl. It helps emphasise the difference between Bruce Wayne and Batman, and the first time Jason saw him undress after patrol he thought batman was peeling his own skin off lol.

And what that means is he is completely unbothered when a pair of women are needed to infiltrate a club to gather information, and wonder woman is the only one free. She gamely volunteers to go herself, but is vetoed on grounds of safety and efficiency. So then the solution is Martian manhunter but he's off world.

So batman volunteers.

He's met with confusion and disbelief, and for good reason?? He's huge! Buff! Deep voice! Aloof! Batman is a very manly man!

But no, he can do it, are you doubting that he can't? It's fine.

Diana is very excited. Also very curious. Sure, there are amazonians bigger than him, but he is very much a guy and they're not going to a place known for inclusivity.

But despite their misgivings they set a time and place.

And as they're talking, waiting for batman to arrive, a bombshell of a woman walks past. Long dark hair, boobs peeking out of a window, glittery earrings, six inch heels, long and painted nails, big puffy jacket, trousers that flare at the knees, the whole works.

She walks past them again a minute later, and stops. Greets them with a low and sultry voice.

It's batman. Wtf.

Sqq rather thinks he's done a good job with the outfit. The trousers hide his calves, fake boobs are so much more realistic in the modern era, he took his voice changer out. Makeup changes his whole face. He's got contacts and brush through hair due so he doesn't look like Bruce Waynes sister. His voice probably sounds a bit funny but it's close enough! It'll pass!

The group of veteran heroes are choking on their tongues. Diana is delighted.

It's still early days for the league, they're still feeling each other out, seeing if they can trust each other with matters outside of heroism.

For Clark, it's the first of many existential crises.

[blueberrypancakesworld]

Calm before the storm

Killian x fem!reader

warning : fluff, comfort, kiss, mentioned injuries and implied war/death

Summary : The drones were in his possession and it would only be a matter of time before he wiped out the agents…but doubt, gloom and pain were something else…at least until his wife was with him and they went through the pain together.

Info : at the moment i have a real concentration/writing/motivation problem and only got this done somehow…well have fun reading ;)

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Winds blew cold and mercilessly along the north sea stone was caught by the cold sea and the hiding place of the internationally wanted yet non-existent villain Killian.

A man with dark hair and slightly gray manes, a man with only one hand, a man with a metal claw-like arm, a man who had seen bloodshed and death...a man who had only one thing left in life.

The enemy of the American National Security Agency, a man who was in possession of the best drone in the world and a man who relied on only one other person. A man clinging to the window who had put his real hand on the cold material to keep from tipping over.

The past haunted him when he saw this agent in front of him, this smugness and this indignant behavior. He hated him and he hated him for what he had done to his men...what he had done to his wife. They were a unit all together they were strong together the mission in the war zone was dangerous and yet doable as a group if he hadn't shown up.

If Sterling hadn't shown up they would have continued as a group today but he had shown up and the bomb, this "toy" in the eyes of the American agent was just a toy that he used and forgot everything and he did.

He forgot about the victims, he forgot about Killian and he forgot about what he had done to the group. He seemed to forget himself until he felt her hand on his metal, her warmth, her courtesy, her love, her affection. His red metallic eye turned to her and a blue one showed his affection when he saw her.

Her warm gaze that didn't see him as a monster, that didn't judge him, that just loved him. ,,You're thinking too much again," she said and saw how he felt caught, his shoulders stiffened and his suit straightened under which his sore body was also located.

,,I think about a lot of things...you should be more precise darling," he replied with a hint of a smile and moved away from the glass, letting his real hand run over her cheek, feeling her warmth before he disappeared into the corridors of the building.

,,More precisely, then? Are you thinking about tomorrow, the attack, the drones, Sterling...or something about someone special?" she asked a little louder so he could still hear her while he seemed to be fetching something. She heard the pop of a cork and a grin when he returned a few moments later with two glasses.

She saw in the deep glasses that the golden champagne was already slightly evaporated and the sparkling bubbles inside rose to the top. ,,There's only one thing I think about... you my love," he replied after handing her the glass and they both looked out at the merciless sea. His words made her smile and she knew that seeing her happy took away the burning pain for a moment.

She took another sip before placing her hand on his prosthesis, the cold metal familiar on her skin. She knew the power behind it, the power he had, it was the same power that was in the metal fingers and her lower leg.

A memory of the explosion he threw himself in front of her and yet it wasn't enough, a horrible time and yet it had hit him worse. ,,Now you're thinking about something," he said firmly, watching her gaze drift away and her metal fingers tremble slightly.

He knew her and she knew him, they both knew what was wrong with each other and yet...there was only moving on. ,,I only hope for me... it's over, we both know that, love," he replied and put down the two glasses in her hands before gently placing his hands on her body.

He knew where he could reach without hitting the burnt skin, a fact she also knew and yet he allowed her to touch him. The destroyed skin was left scarred, a sign of love and sacrifice.

A pained smile formed on her lips as she pressed lightly against him, a gentle embrace forming before he placed his hand on her cheek. ,,It's over we're safe we have each other...you have me and I have you" he said before pulling her into a gentle but lingering kiss, his grip tightening around her and she returned it.

The blue of his eye contrasted with the dark and her smile brought hope in such a place. She held him and he held her while the North Sea still thundered against the window like the drones would.

But it seemed to fuel their love and determination even more, together they would punish the agent by surviving and the love would give them vengeance.

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@tea-queen13

[bloodsweatandpotato]

Post reminded me of female whump and while most of my whumpees are dudes (mainly because I project very heavily onto/imagine myself as the dudes and doing that with women a lot of times gives me dysphoria) I do have a few female whumpees. So, let’s hear it for one of my favoritest specialist gals. Who I believe should have been tied up and weak and in immense pain more in the original show. Like booo we only got the one scene of her restrained to the table and then weak and limping.

Yes she’s an alien. Her name is Zadra and we stan her okay.

Anyway I just felt the need to talk about her.

Because nobody ever talks about her.

Her undying loyalty to the royal family. Her resourcefulness. Her homoerotic sapphic relationship with Izita (nobody can tell me otherwise).

My first female whumpee I ever drew art for (tho I can’t find it. I lost it while moving houses I think).