A bit of drunk Ralak i’ve drawn recently👌🏻 Quote belongs to @tiredmamaissy, check out her impeccable work❤️
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angst/fluff chreon for you:
leon having people to be vulnerable with. he feels safe, comfortable.
and he gets so so so excited, that's he's talking chris' fuckin ear off. until he has a moment when he realizes he's been talking for awhile. and he slows down. visibly embarrassed.
he's happy, he's smiling, and he feels so fucking guilty about it. what about all the people who were dead? who lost their loved ones? living in terror every day? does chris really give a shit about something so mundane and pointless? he's annoying, isn't he? it's best to just shut up and go back to what he's made to do. just be a good little lap dog and keep killing the bad guys.
anyways when he goes quiet and apologizes, ready to slip out of chris' place and just fuckin bury himself alive, chris squeezes the shit out of him.
"hey, if you think you're annoying me, you're not. you can talk until my ears bleed, but at least i'll know you're alive."
cue leon ugly crying and telling chris he'll smother him in his sleep if he tells anyone. (it's the ugly crying he's mainly worried about (he's afraid that he'll come across as too needy) - and anything that can compromise a future mission by exploiting his darkest parts.)
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my extremely spicy hot take is that partying and doing drugs is technically way more “trad” than 19th century homesteading or whatever
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Shane do you like domestic life or do you find it boring? You seem like more of the domestic life enjoyer type to me, could be wrong though.
by domestic life, do you mean one where i can just chill and raise chickens on a farm and not have to work my ass off at some corporate firm? because that sounds perfect to me.
who wouldn’t like that simple life? if only it were that easy to attain…
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The worst part of writing this is that there’s a really solid pun in the dialogue, but I can’t just say it in the text because it’s out of character and LAME
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Giant puffball (Calvatia gigantea). These became puffball schnitzel with some mushroom gravy.
Orange mycena (?) I didn't look super closely but the appearance of the gills would recommend mycena over Omphalotus. Cool because they bioluminesce, bad idea to eat.
Xanthoporia radiata /alder bracket fungus. May try using them to dye some leftover wool, haven't decided yet.
Shrimp of the woods (Entoloma abortivum). Yum yum yum. Hopefully there will be more soon, but it's been dry. In the meantime I'm making another batch of popcorn "shrimp" by baking these with some Old Bay. My husband hates this unfortunately, as they smell great but don't sit well with his stomach.
I'm waiting for a good rain or two before going back out.
Bonus: giant cache of black walnuts. Leaving this for the squirrels.
Also traded some sweet Rosh Hashanah challah for a bunch of fruit from an old couple who live out in the countryside. They have an orchard they largely leave to its own devices and often find themselves with more harvest than they can use.
Tonight l'll be processing the apples and pears for apple butter and probably also pie.
May even fuck around and rack the wine I made from the grapes they harvested at the beginning of September.
Thanks @graveyarddirt for this lovely September hagging out idea. Not sure how well I stayed on theme, but I had a great time appreciating the plenty the Earth provides for us.
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I JUST WASHED OVER A WEEK WORTH OF DISHES I AM THE KING OF THIS REALM
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