#feyburner ask

[feyburner]

“A kid should be able to draw it with crayons” and “I want to look like a friend” AUGH I am gnawing on the bars of my enclosure

I don’t think people should be allowed to make Superman movies until they prove to me personally that they do not feel a single iota of edgy, irony-poisoned embarrassment about the idea of a guy who is outwardly kind and earnest and, crucially, prioritizes kindness and helpfulness above being perceived as cool by other men. Prove to me personally that you understand the central point of Superman is that the most physically powerful guy in the world, the embodiment of the masculine ideal, has no interest in being perceived as badass—because unlike the average guy, he’s never needed to fantasize about it—and in fact really just wants to be kind and helpful and a protector of the people, which involves interacting with the people, who, on average, are probably easier to interact with if you appear immediately nonthreatening—if your costume is designed to be not scary, your persona literally and figuratively disarming, because the last thing you’ve ever needed to do is compensate for a lack of physical power beneath the suit!

[mammutblog]

Hiya in ur deaged Timmy au, do you think Dick ever fought with Jason over Tim’s attention or got extreme jealous?

i think dick is really happy that jason and timmy get along so well but he’s also personally going through it

thank you @feyburner for the dialogue

[vinelark]

sunday snippet? 👀

sunday snippet! 💪

Hood’s actually worried, Kon realizes. One time, a few months ago, Robin had patched into the Bat comms while running system tests from the Tower. Kon was catching up on his own reports in the computer room—because that’s where Rob was—and could hear the tail end of an argument between Red Hood and Nightwing through the speaker. Nightwing sounded exasperated, saying something about not needing to check for a concussion, and Hood was clearly angry, saying, If you’re too brain-dead to handle yourself then I’ll come deal with you personally, see if it’s still ‘no biggie’ after that, you stupid fucking—

Kon wasn’t sure what his face did in response, but Robin had caught Kon’s expression over his shoulder and waved a hand, unbothered. That means he’s concerned, Robin said. He basically expresses emotion like a tiny purse dog. You know, snarly when anxious.

I heard that! Hood’s voice had snapped. Kon saw Robin smirk, small and sharp, in the monitor reflection before he switched back to Oracle’s channel.

[ragnarokhound]

thinking fondly of you<3 want to ditch the kids and go to a winery this weekend? (drink some red wine(supernova))

also thinking fondly about jaytim. specifically, about how oftentimes we think of them as a slow burn… but you know what might make them a fast burn (an explosion?)?

one of them gets kidnapped and everyone thinks they’re dead:( but then they’re alive

Always, love, I'm sure they'll be happy to spend some time with their favorite familial babysitters, I'll give them a call tonight🍷💥

And OUGH. Yes. SUCH a classic action hero hurt/comfort trope, I'm always here for mortal peril being the trigger that forces a couple to realize what they mean to each other and that they WANT to take that chance!!

I am reminded strongly of one of feyburner's comics that I love so much... in this comic they were hooking up beforehand and this is the scenario that like. Makes it emotionally REAL for Tim and i love that sooo much... but also OwO

thinking about The Scenario:

One of them is kidnapped. Due to inspo in part from feyburner's comic, I'm thinking Jason. But it's been so long/the method in which he was taken leads everyone to believe that Jason's dead. EVERYONE. Tim included. Thinking that he's dead hits Tim harder than expected. Why? It doesn't make sense. I didn't even like him that much, what the fuck.

But he goes after the bastards who did it twice as hard, ridden by this sharp grief he didn't know he would feel. He's on a warpath. He's chasing down leads, shaking down goons, snapping at everyone that it doesn't matter that Jason's already dead this is about justice this is about vengeance this is about preventing it from happening again-- and finally finds the Organization's big base. Their big HQ.

Methodically he goes about tearing it down, one-man guerrilla style. As he moves through the complex, KO'ing goons, sabotaging weapons and computers, hell he might even rig this place to blow--

He picks up chatter about moving the 'livestock' and 'dealing with the troublemaker' and figures there must be human prisoners here. Possibly trafficking victims. He's been raising all kinds of hell, and security is just now going on alert as they find the evidence of his entry--

--when over one of the radios on the goons he just took out, Tim hears a very familiar and very alive voice taunting the Organization that he's out. They should have killed Jason when they had the chance.

Tim immediately factors Jason and the victims into his plans, gets in contact with Jason over the radio (full mission mode, no time for feelings or explanations yet) to work together on bringing this place down.

So by the time things are cleared up-- bad guys busted, victims rescued, base blown to smithereens-- Tim has been wildly coming to grips with the fact that Jason is alive after all and the confusing rush of emotions that's inspired in him, but Jason still has no idea that everyone thought he was dead.

So when Tim finally sees Jason in person, missing half his gear and still wearing the clothes he was snatched in, dirty and bloody and asking what took him so long-- he's not exactly thinking clearly, okay? Kissing him was a purely adrenaline/relief fueled action.

"Woah," Jason breathes once Tim gives him the chance. "What was that for?" "Thought you were dead," Tim muffles against the skin of Jason's throat. His pulse beats hard against Tim's cheek, his lips, sternly refuting the allegations. "Oh," Jason says, bowled over and bewildered. He's still holding Tim with an arm around his waist, his other hand cupping the back of his head, big and steady. "Well. I'm not." Tim squeezes tighter, his fists trembling in the back of Jason's shirt. Jason is solid, and warm, and alive-- and Tim might be in love with him. "Yeah," he apologizes. "Sorry. Had to check." Tim's clearly stumped him. "Huh." Tim doesn't let go. But neither does Jason. Jason clears his throat. "You know, I don't have the best track record with being alive after all," he says in a rambling tone so casual it makes Tim's chest hitch. "You maybe wanna... check again?"

[wangxianficfinder]

In the mood for...

Oct 3rd

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1. any fics where Yu Ziyuan dies so she's not an influence to her family or Wei Ying and their lives, not modern stories please. Be well!! Thanks!! @monicaop21

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2. ITMF wangxian pirate au:) i would enjoy rating M/E but it doesnt have to be, as long as it's 5k+ and finished. can be a personal rec if you have!

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3. hello again :D I'm wondering if you have any wangxian fic recs for crossdressing lan wangji? Either where it's something he really likes or where he's kind of disguising his identity (and wei wuxian sees him like that hehe) preferably completed works, 40k or up, but I'll take what you've got! :) @a-fire-that-isnt-burning

Bunny Baby by deliciousblizzardshark (T, 9k, WangXian, Modern AU, College/University, LWJ Has Feelings, Soft WangXian, Gender-Nonconforming LWJ, Protective WWX, Bad Parent LQR, Fluff and Humor, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, POV WWX, Autistic LWJ, [Podfic of] Bunny Baby by frostedhearth)

🔒 (i've got) trouble in mind by seularen (E, 76k, wangxian, JGY/LXC, modern w magic, heist au, thief WWX, forger LWJ, consigliere JGY, epistolary, long-distance relationship, d/d elements, Canon wangxian kinks, happy ending) IIRC it's just one scene late in the fic but it's AMAZING

autumn flower by ScarlettStorm (E, 63k, WIP, WangXian, Modern AU, no magic vague north american setting, transwoman wwx, transwoman lwj, Gender Experimentation, Angst with a Happy Ending, Gender Dysphoria, followed by gender euphoria, Strangers to Friends to Lovers, switch rights) This isn't exactly what the OP asked for but it's close enough that it might be interesting - modern LWJ realises she is a trans woman and explores clothes, makeup etc with WWX's help (she is also trans but realised and transitioned before the start of the story)

as thou wast wont to be by cqlorphan (E, 12k, WangXian, Modern AU, Getting Together, LWJ has Some or No gender, wwx is raising little a'yuan, Bottom LWJ, Bottom LWJ/Top WWX, mentions of vers!wangxian, Cellist LWJ, Farmer WWX,…ok he runs a nursery but it’s the Vibe, Minor Injuries, Hurt/Comfort, Trans LWJ, Fluff, Smut)

so hot you’re hurting my feelings by isabilightwood (E, 40k, WangXian, JYL/WQ, Modern, Oblivious LWJ, Didn’t Know They Were Dating, no moms were harmed in the making of this fic, mama lan took LQR in the divorce, LWJ Has Friends, all wwx characterization decisions were made to make lwj pine harder for his own boyfriend, Fluff, Eventual Smut, Bottom LWJ, Halloween, WWX’s birthday, Sub LWJ, Light Dom/sub, Spanking)

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4. itmf fics where it shows lwj and wwx's journey to intimacy and closeness that ultimately culminates to their first time having sex <3 no wips, if possible! ty in advance uwu

the hidden source is the watchful heart by o_honeybees (E, 10k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Getting Together, Domesticity, Touch-Starved, Grief/Mourning, Misunderstandings, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Unresolved Sexual Tension,Eventual Smut, reflections on selfishness and selflessness)

call me home and I’ll build you a throne by anaphoricae (E, 51k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Post-CQL, Canon Compliant, Getting Together, Developing Relationship, Self-Indulgent, Gusu Lan Juniors Dynamics, Touch-Starved, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Sexual Intimacy, Lán Juniors Gossiping about Wangxian, Nightmares, Hurt/Comfort, Domestic Fluff, WWX Has a New Golden Core, Farmer WWX, Chief Cultivator LWJ, Mutual Pining, Communication, Quietly Falling Into a Married Life, Light Angst, Wholesome, POV LWJ, POV WWX, LWJ in braids agenda, Sharing a Bed, Semi-Public Sex, Inventor WWX, Jealous WWX)

I hope that you will come and meet me by feyburner (M, 28k, WangXian Post-Canon, Getting Together, Love Letters, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Cuddling & Snuggling, Literal Sleeping Together, Intimacy, CQL Compliant, No Plot Just Feelings, First Time)

my age has never made me wise by idrilka (E, 63k, wangxian, Post-Canon, Part-epistolary, Mutual Pining, Getting Together, Marriage Proposal, Homecoming, One Brain Cell WWX Strikes Again)

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5. Helooo!

I'm in the mood for a fic where Lwj actually believes Wwx birthed a-Yuan.

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6. I am in the mood for fic where there is focus on Lan Zhan and Nie Huaisang relationship. Because both of their older brothers became sworn brothers together and I wonder what Lan Zhan and Nie Huaisang thought about it. Were they jealous and felt replaced? It would be cool to read fic where these two would become sworn brothers as well to gang up on their older brothers:). I don't think I have ever read what they might have thought about whole sworn brotherhood trio.

NHS&LWJ are friends Series by Katalyna_Rose (M, 14k, WangXian, LWJ & NHS, ChengSang, Post-Canon, Canon Compliant Epistolary, Sex Education, Grief/Mourning, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Pining, Implied Sexual Content, mostly book canon, but i borrow some characterization from the drama as well, Light Angst, Crack, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Chief Cultivator NHS, married wangxian, Established Relationship) is an absolute must.

level 50! by artsy_alice (G, 8k, NHS & LWJ, WangXian, ChengSang, Modern with Magic, Childhood Friends, Developing Friendships, Fluff and Humor, the sangcheng and wangxian are background stuff, super light angst for like 0.2 seconds) it's not canonverse, but is lwj&nhs friendship focus

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7. Hi, im looking for a fics where wei ying is female and survive. Its telling her married stories with lan zhan @xeravielle

our close and kindred ties by exmanhater (E, 41k, WangXianXi, Pregnancy Kink, Incest, almost incest, Post-Canon, Gender Changes, Always a Different Sex, Cunnilingus, Vaginal Sex, Riding, Vaginal Fingering, Established Relationship, Situational Incest Only, POV Outsider, Pregnancy, Family Feels, Fluff, Incest Adjacent, Threesome - F/F/M, Relationship Negotiation, (slight) Pregnancy Kink, Kid Fic, Parenting, Inappropriate Use of Gūsū Lán Forehead Ribbon, Double Penetration, LWJ is a service top, Strap-Ons, Anal Sex, Light Bondage, Light Dom/sub, Restraints, Parenthood) always female!(wwx and lwj), focuses on their post-canon married life

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8. i'm in the mood for a fic where wwx is abused and tortured and lwj rescues him and nurses him back to health <3

🔒 Heart of hearts series by apathyinreverie (M, 40k, WangXian, Dark LWJ(Ish), Amnesia, WWX gets to be Not Okay after the BM, Hurt WWX, Recovery, Caring, Protective LWJ, Possessive LWJ, some definite manipulation but not everything is as it seems, not nearly as dark as the tags make it sound, Canon Divergence, Golden Core Reveal, Golden Core Transfer Fix-It Kind Of, Domestic WangXian, Fluff, WWX Goes to Gusu, Possessive WWX, WWX happily atticwifing away, Sunshot Campaign, BAMF WWX, BAMF LWJ, ridiculously self-indulgent, Not Cultivation World Friendly)

some good mistakes by Lise (T, 18k, WangXian, JC & WWX, Post-Canon, Road trips, rescue Missions, Hurt/Comfort, Awkward Conversations, Yunmeng Bros Reconciliation, [Podfic] some good mistakesby kisahawklin) might also fit but you don't see Lan Zhan nursing Wei Ying back to health in this one (you learn of it second hand).

Dream a little dream of me by Moominmammashandbag (M, 60k, WangXian, SangYu, Prison, Hair Washing, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, mentions of torture, Mention of dismemberment, Coming Out, Anxiety Disorder, Anxiety Attacks, goose!NMJ, Reincarnation, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Incest, Dreamwalking, Angst with a Happy Ending, JZX Lives)

❤️ nightingale Series by Moominmammashandbag (M, 62k, WIP, WangXian, XuanLi, LQY/JC, Pseudo-History, No power AU, Empires, Discussion Of Murder, aftermath of war, prisoner exchange, Grief/Mourning, LWJ POV, Angst, Emperor JZX, Imperial Advisor LWJ, widower LWJ, JYL is the Empress the world deserves, Happy Ending, POW WWX, Reunions, Fluff, Smut, Dysfunctional Family, Poetry, BAMF LWJ, emotional support goat, poetry as a weapon, Injury Recovery, Rehabilitation, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Body Image, Self-Esteem Issues, Married Life, Domestic Fluff, Childbirth) And I think others by the same author

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9. i recently read Practical Considerations and really enjoyed it. so i wanted to ask if you know any similar fics where wei wuxian helps with running the lan sect either on either the administrative side or as an important leader!

it’s really fun to see wwx’s other talents explored cause we never really see much of that

I’m Going Out (Gonna Make A Name For Me And You) by cosmicmilktea (T, 16k, wangxian, post-canon, chief cultivator LWJ, Mentor WWX, intersect relations, slow burn, sickness)

And Yet Here You Are by cosmicmilktea (T, 10k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Domestic Fluff, Cloud Recesses, settling down, Separation Anxiety, Teacher WWX, very light angst, Chief Cultivator LWJ)

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10. Any fics where wwx, mxy, and xue yang (with their similar features) are actually all related? (Perhaps even half brothers, some sect leaders sure get around, maybe cangse and her hubby had a reason to nope out the cultivation world)

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11. Hellour! For the next imtf, i have some requests

A) a fic where maybe after wwx's resurrection, jiang cheng isnt angry but relieved? Like he cries or hugs or apologizes to wwx. (Please no wip!)

B) any fics where wwx or lwj changes gender and the other has to take care of them, like through periods and stuff. Aus dont matter. (Please no wip!)

C) one where instead of jiang cheng, nie huaisang and wei wuxian as a trio, what if there was another trio? Maybe lan wangji, wei wuxian and xichen? Nie hauisang, lan wangji and wei wuxian? Just one where lwj has some friends( in the millions of fics i have read, lwj only rarely has friends) it can be the jin siblings even. Au dont matter. (Please no wip!)

Thank you so much for all you do^-^ @just-troy0-0

11A)

The Twin Blades of Yunmeng by GhostySword, ofmindelans (T, 89k, JC & WWX, wangxian, JC/NHS, Canon Divergence, Yunmeng Brothers Reconciliation, BAMF JC, protective LWJ, Golden Core Reveal, Swords and Feelings, WWX Resurrection, Canon-Typical Violence, Angst with a Happy Ending, Slow Burn, Embedded Images, Sect Leader QS)

A Bell That Tells Us to Rise and Fight by DeerstalkerDeathFrisbee (T, 120k, WangXian, ChengQing, XuanLi, SongXiao, Canon Divergence, Arranged Marriage, Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Everyone Needs A Hug, Women Being Awesome, BAMF Women, Minor Character Death)

11C)

🔒 in the shadow of moonlit flowers by Reverie (cl410) (T, 56k, wangxian, LXC/NMJ, Cloud Recesses, LWJ & NHS Friendship, Developing Relationship, POV LWJ, Minor Injuries, Autistic LWJ, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, aka the Madam Yu warning, Genius WWX, Light Angst And Hurt/Comfort, WWX Protection Squad, Gusu Lan Sect, Slow Burn, Protective LWJ, LWJ-centric) Lan Zhan becomes friends with Nie Huaisang

Orchids in Lotus Pier by Vamillepudding (G, 21k, wangxian, canon divergence, romantic comedy, pining, protective JC, friends to lovers, misunderstandings) Lan Zhan befriends Jiang Cheng

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12. In the mood for fics where Wei Wuxian gets his original body back? I mean, I know there's already a fic comp with fics like that, but I need more with just "Wei Wuxian getting his body back" fics. Thank you!

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13. I'm looking for canon era fics which ooze depression, sadness, misery with every word in them. I want to read extremely miserable, living in a shell, disoriented, closed off, silent, SILENT , depressed Wei wuxian.

Happy endings only. @constellationdks

🔒🧡 rain falls and soaks into the earth series by RoseThorne (T, 60k, WangXian, WIP, Near Death, Depression, Psychological Trauma, Justice, Fear, Angst, No War AU, Attempted Murder, Bad Parent YZY, POV Third Person, POV LXC, Podfic Available, Hurt/Comfort, Crying, Romantic Gestures, Recovery, POV LWJ, Trauma, Dissociation, Courtship, Courting Rituals, Eventual Happy Ending, Panic Attacks, Vomiting, Protective Siblings, Soup, Triggers, Protective LWJ, Protective LQR, Yúnmèng Siblings Dynamics, reference to poisoning, reference to assassination, Reference to chronic illness, reference to infanticide, Minor Injuries, Painting, Gift Giving, WWX Has a Fear of Dogs, Good Sibling JC, Good Sibling JYL, BAMF WWX, Jealous SS, WWX Protection Squad)

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14. hiii for itmf i was wondering if y’all had any really good modern aus?

synesthesia by uchiuchi (T, 28k, WangXian, Modern, College/University, Strangers to Lovers, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining)

through a window softly by impossibletruths (T, 14k, WangXian, Modern, College/University, Neighbors, Music, They Play Music Together But They’ve Never Met, It’s very romantic, Graduate School, WWX Is Doing Music Education and LWJ Is Doing Composition, Music As Love Language, Just A Whole Lot Of Classical Music In General, Podfic Available, Spanish Translation Available, Russian Translation Available)

🧡 CSI: Gusu Edition Series by Stratisphyre (M, 39k, WangXian, WWX & LQR, Modern with Magic AU, College AU, Golden Core Reveal, Single parent WWX, Good Uncle LQR, Hospitalization, Allusions to violence and murder)

one good thing by Yuu_chi (T, 26k, WangXian, Modern, Ghost WWX, Angst and Humor, Angst with a Happy Ending, I swear there really is a happy ending, And an alarming amount of rabbits)

🔒 The Life Cycle of the Frog and the Fish by Aerlalaith (T, 53k, WangXian, Reincarnation, Fairy Tale Elements, Fairy Tale Retellings, Sort Of, Reincarnation, Mystery, Fluff and Angst, Humor, Illnesses Curses, References to Illness, Modern with Magic)

the family-dodging bathroom-dwellers association by yukla (T, 5k, WangXian, bathroom meet-awkward, commiseration over uncomfortable family dynamics, the undeniable romance of meeting someone who is in the same awful situation as you, typical jiang family interactions, Humor, Modern)

🧡 Hello, IT. Have You Tried Turning It Off and On Again? By overmountainandmeadow (T, 65k, WangXian, Modern AU, Office, Modern office AU, IT Director! LWJ, Graphic Designer! WWX, Father!LWJ, Fluff, Mutual Pining, Slow Burn, Juniors as interns, Light Angst, Mistaken Identity, Identity Porn, Rabbits, Cloud Recesses as a company, Happy Ending, Single Parent LWJ)

The Simplest Way Forward by harriet_vane (E, 70k, WangXian, Modern AU, Accidental Baby Acquisition,Kid Fic, explicit in much much later chapters, green card marriage (but not really), pining for your own husband, endless pining, Slow Burn, Happy Ending, Nothing else bad or traumatic happens to the baby, [Podfic of] The Simplest Way Forward by knight_tracer)

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15. ITMF please! Can I have your favorite BAMF!WWX fic recs please? Just WWX being absolutely brilliant and smart and being able to survive bc of it. Tysm!!

A Life Without Regrets by naqaashi (M, 163k, WangXian, JFM & WWX, JC & WWX, WRH & WWX, LXC & LWJ, LQR & LWJ, LWJ & NHS, Canon Divergence, Time Travel Fix-It, Angst and Humor, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Crack Treated Seriously, Slow Burn, Mutual Pining, Rogue Cultivator WWX, Murder Husbands, PTSD, BAMF WWX, Cultivation Sect Politics, Genius WWX, Cultivation Theory, Sentient Burial Mounds, Dysfunctional Family, Grief/Mourning, Angry WWX, No Golden Core Transfer, BAMF LWJ, Angry LWJ, One-Braincell WangXian, Idiots in Love, Requited Love, Requited Unrequited Love, Soft WangXian, Married WangXian, Soulmates, Not Cultivation World Friendly, Immortal WWX, Canon-Typical Violence, Not JC Friendly, Not Yunmeng Jiang friendly, not gusu lan friendly, Immortal LWJ)

We’ll Build A Dynasty (one the heavens can’t shake) by One_eyed_God (T, 66k, WangXian, WWX & WQ, WWX & WN, WWX & JYL, canon typical Jiang family dynamics, BAMF WWX, Canon JC Characteristics, POV Outsider, Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Relationship, WWX is a Wen, Sect Leader WWX, Genius WWX, The Casual Intimacy of Hand-Holding, A Love Letter to WWX, Not JC Friendly, Time Travel Fix-It)

🔒 Whatever you do by apathyinreverie (T, 8k, WangXian, LXC & LWJ, somewhat darker cultivation world, BAMF WWX, BAMF LWJ, BAMF LXC, don’t mess with the twin jades, not Jiang friendly, YZY Bashing, WWX is appreciated, genius WWX, everyone is a little darker in this, except for WWX, who is still sunshine personified, Fluff, Possessive LWJ, Gusu Lan would like to send Yunmeng a fruits basket, as thanks for their idiocy, Fix-It)

Time Charm by Jenrose  (E, 141k, wangxian, later queerplatonic LWJ/WWX/WQ, LXC/JGY/2nd Madam Mo, time travel fix-it, post-canon, everyone lives au, genius inventor WWX, BAMF wangxian, first time, pregnancy, childbirth, asexual character, aftermath of time travel, telepathic bond, slice of life)

the field meets the wood by astronicht (T, 7k, WangXian, BAMF WWX, slight whump, Ritualistic Self Harm, Canon Era, Tang Dynasty style, Blood Loss, Blood and Injury, salt economics, Post-Canon, [podfic] the field meets the wood by jellyfishfire, [Podfic] the field meets the wood by semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona))

And Time Is But a Paper Moon by sami (M, 138k, WangXian, XiChengQing, Time Travel, Fix-It, Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Healing, Mental Health Issues, PTSD, Hurt/Comfort, Depression, BAMF WWX, BAMF JC, BAMF LWJ, BAMF JYL, Getting Together) multiple podfics and translations into multiple languages available

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16. Hi! Do you guys know any fics where Wei Wuxian kind of embraces the duties of Madam of the sect? Like, really start to take over the planning, the logistics, the care for the people and maybe is even called Lan Er Furen or Lan Furen? May thanks!

By Any Other Name by ShanaStoryteller (Not Rated, 31k, Wangxian, Canon Divergence, Crossdressing, Misunderstandings, Identity Porn, Identity reveal) in which WWX takes on a cover identity as JC's (female) cousin and basically takes on the duties of Madame Jiang to the point that everyone *assumes* he's JC's betrothed (he isn't, its a wangxian fic)

The Housewife's Guide to Causing Chaos by dvasva (M, 127k, WIP, WangXian, Canon-Typical Violence, Functionally Trans Character, Mild Sexual Content, Domestic Fluff, Love Confessions, Transphobia, Good Parents LWJ and WWX, Pining, WWX is a Tease, Grief/Mourning, Body Dysphoria, Fake Marriage, Canonical Character Death, Misunderstandings, Doting LWJ, Canon Divergence, Arranged Marriage, WWX is not in MXY's body, Misgendering, Mild Angst, Assumptions, Comedic Elements, non-sexual nudity, Blood, Discussion of Various Bodily Functions, Cloud Recesses Shenanigans, 4 years of mourning instead of 13, Méishān Yú Sect, POV Multiple, Corporal Punishment, Trans WWX, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, pregnancy mention, Timeline What Timeline, Sexual Harassment Threats) WWX resurrected in the body of LWJ's (OC) wife. Less heavy on the logistics/clan management but iirc there's some

My Leaves Reach Ever for the Sun by nonplussed (T, 26k, WangXian, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Fix-It, Crossdressing, Idiots in Love, Sharing a Bed, Canon Divergence, Happy Ending, Mutual Pining, Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies) actual "Madame"/sect duties stuff is mostly in the epilogue but this is a really fun fic about WWX undercover as LWJ's wife (endgame wangxian) Maybe these two also:

So You Want to Start a War by JaenysBloodcourt (T, 41k, WIP, MY/QS, MY/WWX, WangXian, Reincarnation, Half-Sibling Incest Mention!, QS does the ritual instead of MXY, WWX as a woman, MY Is His Own Warning, Canon Divergence, Impersonation, Additional Warnings In Author's Note, Please check the notes before reading a chapter, Timeline What Timeline, WWX Has PTSD)

Wei Wuxian, Who's That? by bumbledees (T, 48k, wangxian, crossdressing, pining, sibling feels)

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17. wangxian history @shy248

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[yasmindifference]

Heeey, I was wondering if you can help me find a JayTim fic? I'm goin crazy trying to find it bc I swear I just read it the other day and now i can't find it, lol. The whole story is done through texting bc Jay asks Tim for a favor to go feed it sourdough starter and it progresses from there. I'm hoping im just loosing it and can't find it and it wasn't deleted, lol. Thank u for ur help!

NEVERMIND!! I found the fic! its "A word, a look, will be enough" by Feyburner. Bruh i even had it on my faves @.@ Thanks anyway and sorry for crowding ur askbox

not crowding my inbox at all, anon, you're always welcome to drop by ♡♡ sorry for the delayed reply, I was at work 💀

but I'm very glad you found it!!! especially because I haven't read that fic and wouldn't have been able to help lol...maybe I'll check it out ♡

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A list of my all-time favourite fanfictions

In alphabetical order. I will attempt to update this as I find more stuff to read! ::,)

(apparently there's a link limit to add in a post...)

Ao No Exorcist 

Blue Like The Color Of Calm by DesWasHere

Bulletproof by XCountrySkiier03

Eating is a Lot of Work by Fairytale Warrior

Fugacious [series] by bluewindfall

Okumura Rin's Crash Course in Demon Anatomy and Biology: A Comprehensive Guide with Personal Annecdotes and Tips for Overcoming the Worst of Demon Puberty by Caubool

The one I hate Is Myself by C.BAngel900

The sound of an omen from the center of a hurricane by bluewindfall

Batman (all types)

A Bark Worse than His Bite by Skalidra

A word, a look, will be enough by feyburner (18+)

Artificial Gravel by thenafics

Bang, bang by Ididloveyou_once

Batman is a Very Serious Scary Vigilante by akcugrai

Black, Blue, and Red All Over by writewhatyouwanttoread

chew until it bleeds by dukeaubergine (18+)

dead men tell no tales 'verse by Mikkal

don't come back for me by Soltoc

Family vacations! (series) by Aaren

i know the end by WhatTheHeckIsGoingOn

I’m Pretty Sure Tim Steals Clothes: An Elaboration In The Form Of A Long Fic by PrinceJakeFireCake

in the doghouse now by Fenris13 [18+, series]

IRIS Log #1548 by deadchannelradio

Jason Todd's Guides for The Respectable Zombie Series by A_Fandom_Related_Name

Little Jaybird by forever122

Lone Wolf by SalParadiseLost

my hero. series by Anonymous [18+]

Not so Alone by Blueseabird2

of crime lords and literature by adelfie

Operation Friendship Helmet by goldenraeofsun

Pain is Just Pain Entering the Body

Femme_Morte

Playing with Matches by CrouchingTiger28

The Vertex of My Redemption Arc by cryptic_losers

BNHA

(How to) Forgive and forget by Legal_kidnapping

And thus, we live  by  Kail_lizuc

A spanner in the clockworks by All_five_pieces_of_exodia

Everything I want to do is illegal- a self help book- by AdyingFlower

Grandmaster of miscalculation by silver jackdaw (cizzi)

i gave the voices in my head a megaphone by hannahbal for Otaku6337

Lovers of lost dimensions by Miss_nighteye (terryh) (18+)

Lusus Naturae by WildTama

Neutrality order (Series) by AngeliaDark  (suggestive themes)

Something's gotta give by Worldstubbiestcat (confirmed Discontinued)

Speak no evil by bibivi 

Speak of the devil by Gentrychild

Strays Stick Together by LiterateHousecat

Take only what you need by Intent_To_Stay (Confirmed discontinued)

the grey areas in between by ezrawrites

Yesterday upon the stair by PitViperOfDoom

Danny Phantom 

by your grave (the monster we made) by UnderForeversGrace

Death Day Evolution by gamma_radio

definition of insanity (is doing the same thing) by UnderForeversGrace

lie like a tombstone (yet secrets will bloom) by murphy_kitt

Proximal by artistfingers, Perfectly_Inconspicuou

Tourist Repellent by TorScrawls

Vice series by dweeblet, paenling (dweeblet), Patchykins

What Big Eyes You Have by Gingersnapped

What it means to be by UnderForeversGrace

worth the war underneath my skin by UnderForeversGrace

DP x DC 

a part of me that'll never be mine by halfagone (milkywxy)

Bus to Nowhere by foldingfacets 

Funeral Rites by BumblingBeesAndWillowTrees

Have You Heard of Danny Wayne? by FortunateCookie

If You Give a Bat a Burger by Cielle_Noire

I'm King Boo by TourettesDog

Life, Death, and In Between by SaturdayNightFrights

Our Empty Graves by suomifae

Phantom Children: Redux by apotheosis_avaritia

Phoenix Down by Imp_y

regular boy: daniel wayne by diamondrozie

TWINcognito mode by nerdpoe

Gravity Falls

Blood bath by RoboticSpaceCase (18+)  

Faking it by BurnerAccount (18+)

Hunter x Hunter

Once bitten x Twice shy by korns

Song for the Yellowed Woods by Grandoverlord

Legend of Zelda

A Hero’s spirit by SilvermistAnimeLover 

As lovely as jewels [series] by Sokkas_first_fangirl

Language of Monsters by Laufskadus

sewn back together wrong by ballroomnotoriety

Linked Universe 

Alone we fight by SilvermistAnimeLover

Bush Ghost by Tricksterburd

Degrees of Resurrection by Gintrinsic

Creation (Both Haunted and Holy) by GhostPlasma

In a mockery of recollection series by Depths

Let's not and say we did by sincerelyMystic

Scales, Wings, and Mythical Things by FantomoDrako

Year of the Rabbit by BlindBrilliance

Naruto

Flip the coin/Face the change by Inrainbowz

Time travel? What the fuck? by Dragonpyre

One Piece

(Ir)Responsible by oumriel

(Two) small mercies by fingersfallingupwards

Burning rubber series by Kitsune foxfire (crossover)

Feral by Kitsune foxfire

Near death experiences by Monch_Monch

Switching it up by kitsune-foxfire

Take the world by storm by Geokat

Turning myself into my brother by artistic_arsonist

Young but built to fall by Fingers-falling-upwards

Supernatural

ache in the rain (and remember the wounds) by Scribblurri

Auribus Teneo Lupum by Unknown

Ben has two dads by regala_electra (18+)

Brothers blood series by diana_lucifera, stormageddon

Delicate broken bird by Sparrowshellcat

Consequentiality by Kerfluffling (18+)

Fortress by glasslogic (18+)

Memory is a fickle siren song by sleepypercy (18+)

The Time Dean was Sam's Girlfriend and Jess Entered the Winchester Family Business, and Something unpredictable (but in the end it’s right) by fleshflutter and  phoenixflight for fleshflutter  (in the same section since 1 is a sequel done by a separate author and isn’t a series. 18+) 

I want to make it clear that regardless of whether a work is finished or not, there is no shade or shame at all from my side. It's been an absolute pleasure to read any of these works, and the authors owe me nothing.

[lightwing-s]

https://www.tumblr.com/feyburner/723075585212071936/did-you-guys-kn-did-you-guys-know-this-is-what?source=share

BABE!!! YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!!!

HOCKEY PLAYER JASON WTFFFF WHY HAVEN'T I THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE!!!!!!!!

you were seated there, watching as your uni hockey team finished it's practice way overtime, waiting for your moment to get into the ice. you'd been waiting for more than half an hour at this point, arms crossed on your chest and a not very friendly expression on your face.

this tall, black haired player with an unusual white streak on his hair, couldn't stop looking over at you all the time you were seated there and you could swear that after seeing you for the first time, he was suddenly way more invested in his practice game as he had been.

when all the players made a line to leave the ice, you failed to notice him approaching you, but then sensing his tall frame hovering over yours, filled with confidence, made you swiftly turn in his direction.

"you're y/n s/n, right? i've seen you around campus a few times. i'm jason todd, by the way" he extended his gloved hand for you to shake.

too prideful, you only raised an eyebrow at him, not even bodering to move your arms from where they were resting.

"did we make you wait long?" he looked apologetic, almost winning you over with his big puppy eyes. "y'know, the season is about to start and..."

as his hands reached for the back of his neck, and he played with the hair in there, he stopped himself from making any excuses and went straight to the point. "look, i've seen you around, and i think you really cute. if i wait till you finish could we maybe get some coffee?"

you wished you could have kept a straight face, or still look mad, but you'd be lying if you said jason wasn't attractive as shit, and he looked just so adorable asking you out.

"i might take really long to finish" you simply answered.

"you waited for us, i can surely wait for you." and without waisting any time, he added. "besides, i do like me someone that takes long to finish, if you know what a mean."

unable to stop the smile and the redness from forming in your face, you lift yourself up from where you stood and move towards the ice. "i guess i'll see you later, jason" you said, throwing him a look over your shoulder.

"i'll see you, sweetie"

[megafaunatic]

blasting the music ray: 🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, and publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers 🎶✨

WEEHOOO WAHOO 💛💛💛 ty for the tag!!!

only 5 eh... some bangersss i have been enjoying recently:

buffalo by hurray for the riff raff off their new album THE PAST IS STILL ALIVE. that album BANGS and "buffalo" is one of my favorite tracks. "this year tried to kill us, baby / well good luck trying, you can't catch me!"

the neko case + eric bachmann version of sleep all summer, originally by crooked fingers (ie eric bachmann + lara meyerratkin). i love the original version (#1 crooked fingers fan) but/and neko case is one of the most beautiful singers of all time. this is truly 2 great tastes that taste great together!

my west african blues journey has taken me to tinariwen, which i understand is Thee preeminent tuareg desert blues group. just learned that my fave song off their album ELWAN has a BANGERRRR animated music video: nànnuflày

going home by my man leonard cohen... i think more artists should write songs about their musiciansonas. also i love his bg singers in basically every song but they're particularly beautiful in this one

i am basically always thinking about the plague by nakhane my best friend nakhane. TOTAL BANGER about gay situationships turning back into gay friendships. and allegiance and love and joy through terror. and the power of a beautiful trumpet solo

tagging UMM @cairoscene @houtaroo @tigerjpg @dcyiyou @feyburner @vinelark @whatisthiswitchcraft @fruitdaze @thgchoir AND @uhuraisgay AND anyone else who wants to. list some songs

[feyburner]

I loved LOVED a word, a look, will be enough. I’m obsessed with the way you write jason and tim. No pressure to answer this at all, but I was curious if you have a headcanon about how the missing spleen reveal eventually goes

Jay »

Good afternoon Timothy.

« tim

uh oh

Jay »

I just had a fascinating conversation with Doc thompson

Care to hazard a guess about what?

« tim

pollen season

Jay »

No.

« tim

bird flu

Jay »

Is there a reason you havent told anyone in your life that you dont have a fucking spleen?

« tim

okay first of all

i’m not sure why doc thompson felt the need to tell you my private medical information

pretty sure they have a rule about that

Jay »

It’s not her fault.

I mentioned that you got whammied with that stupid germ bomb from Typhoid Tony or whatever the fuck his name was

« tim

vik vyral

Jay »

And she got all serious and told me I should get you into the clinic asap, and I was like no he’s fine now, it was basically a 24 hour bug, and she was like no, theres no such thing as a 24 hour bug for him, he needs to come get his blood tested yesterday

And then she clearly realized I had no fucking clue what she was talking about and clammed up. Wouldn’t say a thing. Told me to ask you myself.

Jay »

The look she gave me when I said you slept it off and went back to work. Like I should know better. like I was letting you be careless and shit bc thats just how I am or something.

« tim

“letting” me?

Jay »

yeah. Letting you. I know you know what I mean

« tim

i’m not sure i do.

Jay »

When youre with someone you take care of them.

I dont pretend to know much about this shit but I know that.

I’m not talking about handcuffing you to the radiator. Im talking about knowing whats going on with you and knowing that sometimes you let shit slide that I wouldn’t. When it comes to you

You do that for me and the others all the time. Thats how it works.

« tim

doc thompson doesn’t know you’re “with” me

Jay »

If you think everyone doesn’t know exactly what’s going on then your detective skills need work

Jay »

Also, Jesus, Tim.

« tim

ok sorry, i didn’t mean the scare quotes part

but did you pause to consider maybe there’s a reason i haven’t told everyone other than whatever shortsighted masochistic bs you’re assuming

Jay »

I dont need you to tell everyone. I’m not asking you to write a report on it.

Just like. if there’s any other major medical shit can you maybe tell me

Before you fucking die of a sinus infection or whatever bc the asshole who lives with you didn’t know your immune system has the horsepower of a bicycle

« tim

did you know you curse more when you’re fronting like you’re not worried about me

Jay »

I’m actually not fronting! in this moment!

« tim

okay

well. i am sorry

that sounded sarcastic bc of who i am as a person

but it’s not. i mean it.

Jay »

Sorry for yelling at you

« tim

i dont wanna go into it over text but i’ll tell you tonight. okay?

about what happened.

also there’s nothing else. it’s just the spleen thing

ok?

Jay »

Okay.

« tim

well and the mango allergy

well. and i’m double jointed specifically bc i have joint-hypermobility syndrome

which is why im so flexible :)

but also why i dislocate things a lot :(

um and im mildly allergic to carrots, bananas, pineapples, and most legumes, but it’s fine they just make my tongue itch

i think that’s all

Jay »

Tim can you be honest with me for a second

« tim

yeah…

Jay »

Are you inbred

« tim

NSJDN/&2&jdj?!_£_??

Jay »

Like are you that type of rich person

You can tell me. We are not going to procreate so I dont mind either way

« tim

just scared the living shit out of an intern who had never seen me laugh before. i think she thought i was choking

jesus CHRIST

i will see you at home.

Jay »

You

didn’t answer the question….

[jpeg-dot-jpeg]

AO3 Wrapped 13, 14, 25, and 46! :)

13. Your personal favorite fic you read this year

just ask me to pick a favorite CHILD why dont you. probably a word, a look, will be enough by feyburner but special shoutout to Overflow by persimmon_peels which i got distracted rereading while scrolling through my bookmarks

14. Your personal favorite fic you posted this year

We Should Get High (Explicit, 4.1k, Complete) #GiveTimDrakeaDog

25. Least popular fic by hits you posted this year

First Flight (Gen, 1.7k, 1/3 Chapters)

tbh probably because its unfinished. recently i've noticed that a lot of readers will subscribe and wait for a chaptered fic to be complete before reading it.

46. A playlist of all the songs you used lyrics from to title fics this year

I actually haven't titled any of my fics this year after song lyrics! I also haven't posted as many fics as compared to the past 2 years. I do, however, have 3 wips currently titled after song lyrics, so here are the songs for those

12345SEX by UPSAHL

Bartholomew by The Silent Comedy (guess which character this one is about)

Dangerous by Big Data, Joywave (the same song from my fic I Bet You Didn't Know That I Was Dangerous bc its a sequel)

check out other ao3 wrapped questions here!

[vinelark]

listen. gladly by madeline the person is The Most Tim song

OH MAN i had not heard this song before but: yeah. okay i’m adding this to my little tim (depression era) collection alongside “a better son/daughter” by rilo kiley and “free” by florence + the machine and “least favorite only child” by leanna firestone

[youhideastar]

For the fic rec game, if you still feel like it: 😂🔁✨🛳️

😂 A fic that made you laugh out loud

Early Returns by rageprufrock, 15,500 words, Inception, Arthur/Eames, newsroom AU

This is the fic I rec to friends who have never read a fanfic, but it's also a fic I read like once a year because nothing, nothing has ever made me laugh this hard. The jokes are so good that I still laugh out loud, after reading them at least ten times. Bonus: you really do not need to know anything about Inception to read this fic. Still not convinced? The summary is:

Thinking that a reporter genuinely likes you is pretty much on par with feeling like you really are special to that stripper.

🔁 A fic you’ve re-read several times

i could bite my tongue by astrolesbian, 3000 words, modern AU wlw!Wangxian

I have lost count of the number of times I have re-read this fic, my beloved comfort object, in which Wei Ying confesses her love and then freezes up during foreplay because the stakes feel so high, and she and Lan Zhan talk it through so lovingly and carefully, and the last line is peak peak peak romance and waaaauggh I can't handle how soft and wonderful this fic makes me feel!!! Plus, there is an equally sweet sequel!!

✨ A fic you wish you could read again for the first time

If they caught you by @feyburner, 6000 words, Tian Guan Ci Fu/Heaven Official's Blessing

TGCF is hard to write fic for. The vibe is so specific. Most fics that try to match it fail; you're usually better off intentionally going for a different vibe than canon. This fic, however, gets it exactly right. This is Xie Lian. This is the humor, and the sorrow, hand-in-hand. I bawled. My chest hurt so bad. I was smiling through my tears. I needed a hug. I've re-read this fic and it's still damn good, but nothing will ever match the absolute wrecking ball of that first read.

🛳️ A fic that brought you aboard a new ship

Gift of the Magi by astolat, 4000 words, Person of Interest, Reese/Finch

This fic has a lot to answer for: before I read it, I knew nothing of this pairing, this fandom, this canon--and after it, I devoured all 5 seasons of the show and damn near all the fic this small fandom has to offer. I read this one on a whim because I love astolat's writing, of course, and then it was like a sickness, I needed more. 😂 So anyway, curses upon this perfectly constructed jewel box of a fic for what it did to me, and I now pass that curse along to you, O reader!

Fic rec ask game post!

[englishsub]

six sentence (s)tuesday

tagged by @vinelark and @feyburner and it's also tuesday for me... i was supposed to do this on sunday..... woe

rules: post 6 sentences of an unfinished work and tag 6 people

“What if Shinra retaliates more if we do?” said Wedge.  “We could try catching them,” said Cloud.  Ah, so this was why Barret disliked the attention of a full room. Everyone turned to stare at him, and Cloud felt abruptly naked under the heat of seven pairs of eyes. Six and one behind sunglasses, at least. “You want to try catching a Turk?” Biggs asked blankly, like Cloud had just suggested domesticating a shark.

ohhhhhh. a turk!tifa au no one asked for but me

tagging @microcomets @dcyiyou @tantai-jin @tigerjpg @megafaunatic @cafecliche

[salparadiselost]

Thanks for the tag @butcherlarry !

rules: answer and tag nine people you want to get to know better and catch up with.

favorite color: Gold

last song: uhhh... I don't really listen to listen so like whatever was playing in the background.

currently reading:

Guilty Creatures: Sex, God, and Murder in Tallahassee, Florida by Mikita Brottman

The God of the Woods by Liz Moore

Sword Catcher by Cassandra Clare

Diavola by Jennifer Thorne

Lady Macbeth by Ava Reid

currently watching: I'm sad because I've already finished the Caped Crusader and the House of the Dragon. I'm currently getting through Del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities.

currently craving: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. I might make some tonight. Also I really wanna read a book that absolutely crushes be. If you have book reccs let me know.

coffee or tea: Usually coffee, but I do love a London Fog.

hobby to try: I'm currently learning how to throw pottery on a wheel and I've gotten a lot better! I have many handmade bowls, cups and planters.

current au: Oh god, if you know me, you know that I'm absolutely filled to the brim with AUs. In terms of the things most immediately being written. I've finished the next chapter of Mers and it's currently being art-ed and I'm 6k words into a sequel for "The Coming of the Season" which set in omegaverse and features a teen mom Bruce. I'm having an absolute blast with it. It's quickly become one of my favourite things to write. Oh I'm also writing an AI horror story for October.

tagging: @jube514 , @spookyprime, @polemisti, @feyburner , @vinelark, @timdrakeismypatronus, @sunflowersandink, @sun-moon-stars-jedi, @minnow-doodle-doo and anyone else who wants to participate (no pressure though)!

thanks again for the ask!

[kaesficrecarchive]

[lan wangji x wei wuxian] masterlist

Common love isn't for us by feyburner (1/1 | 7,651 | M)

It took almost three years to fuck everything up with Lan Zhan.

(au: modern setting, friends to lovers, misunderstandings)

the stone-filled sea by yukla (1/1 | 9,093 | T)

He forgets how quickly Wei-qianbei changes faces, sometimes. Like pulling a theater mask over a bruise—color over color, a diversion with the swipe of his hand. Lan Sizhui navigates a world that hates his father, one endless wave at a time.

(canon compliant/post-canon, lan sizhui-centic)

You, Asleep and Dreaming by etymologyplayground (1/1 | 9,632 | M)

Wei Wuxian chuckles and starts pushing Lan Wangji's outer robes off his shoulders. "Poor Lan Zhan, subject to such earthly miseries. You must be exhausted, come to bed, come to bed." "Mm," Lan Wangji says. He raises his arms so that Wei Wuxian can keep undressing him. His clothes will end up on the floor, but no matter. Wei Wuxian's deft hands at his belts are worth wrinkled robes. "... Goodness, Hanguang-Jun, you wear too many damned layers," Wei Wuxian tells him after a while. "Would it kill you to stop after a reasonable five?" -- Wei Wuxian moves into the Jingshi. They sleep together.

(canon compliant/post-canon, bed sharing, getting together)

So Why Not Crack Your Skull When the Mind Swells by greenteafiend (1/1 | 13,557 | E)

Lan Wangji detects the curse trying to curl through his heart meridians like smoke. A love curse, then. It must have been cast remotely somehow to have found him in his bed in Cloud Recesses. No matter. Lan Wangji crushes it easily, enveloping it in his spiritual energy, and then squeezing. Curse averted, Lan Wangji closes his eyes and goes back to sleep. He thinks no more of it. Two days later, Wei Wuxian arrives in Cloud Recesses. (Or, Wei Wuxian is cursed to feel terrible pain when he and Lan Wangji aren’t touching.)

(canon compliant/post-canon, case fic, curses, getting together)

make this chaos count by devotedbones (1/1 | 15,412 | E)

“Have you ever met him?” The young man that Wei Wuxian has decided to internally refer to as The Worst of them, asks. There’s an arch to his brow and a slimy quality to his words that he definitely doesn’t like. “This humble one can’t claim to have spent much time in the company of Hanguang-jun,” he lies straight through his teeth, like it’s breathing. They already seem to have a poor opinion of Lan Wangji, and he will not make it worse by claiming to be associated with him. “But, I have met him in passing.” “In passing,” the man echoes him. “So you haven’t had the misfortune.” (OR: Wei Wuxian defends the honor of his not-boyfriend, shortly before meeting him again for the first time in over a year.)

(canon compliant/post-canon, getting together, reunion)

leads you to the pines by reciprocity (1/1 | 23,191 | E)

“Oh, excuse me, daozhang,” the man suddenly called out, making his way closer. “You must be the cultivator sent to help us out with our little, ah, problem?” Up close, the man’s slender stature and fluid, restless movements became much more noticeable; Lan Wangj realized a frown had begun to form on his own lips, his mind beginning to buzz with a vague sense of unease.

(Lan Wangji travels to Yiling on a night hunt, attempts to solve a local mystery, and finds he has bitten off much more than he can easily chew.)

(au: canon setting, case fic, meet ugly, mutual pining)

through the warmth, through the cold (keep running til we're there) by fleurdeliser (1/1 | 23,447 | M)

Five months into his travels, Wei Wuxian gets word that Lan Wangji has disappeared. Everything changes.

(canon compliant/post-canon, curses, getting together, soul bond)

hunters seeking solid ground by Attila (1/1 | 23,633 | E)

“Hanguang-jun,” Wei Wuxian repeats. His heart clenches. He wants—but he’d really meant to have this nightmare stuff down before they met again, so he wouldn’t find himself relying on Lan Wangji’s nearness. He’s not supposed to go back yet. But he’s so tired, and his will crumbles. “Yeah,” he says. “All right. Take me back to Gusu with you.”

(canon compliant/post-canon, bed sharing, getting together)

I hope that you will come and meet me by feyburner (1/1 | 28,384 | M)

The second time Lan Zhan said Wei Ying, come back, Wei Wuxian did.

(canon compliant/post-canon, bed sharing, getting together, love letters)

Nothing But Trouble by brooklinegirl (2/2 | 60,318 | E)

"I don't want to really date anyone. It's so stupid, I just need to pretend date someone until Jiang Cheng gets his act together, then go back to my own life." He stares at his empty coffee cup. "Date me," Lan Zhan says. Then he looks at Wei Ying's empty cup. "Would you like another cup of coffee?" "Always," Wei Ying says automatically. "But wait, what." "I'll get you another cup." Lan Zhan rises smoothly from the table. "No, wait, hang on." Wei Ying grabs his wrist before he can take the cup and Lan Zhan freezes up, staring down at where Wei Ying is hanging on to him. "Fuck, sorry, I'll—" Wei Ying hastily lets go of his wrist. "Sorry, I—what did you mean?" "I can pretend to date you," Lan Zhan says. "You take it with cream and sugar, correct?"

(au: modern setting, fake dating, practice kissing)

my age has never made me wise by idrilka (7/7 | 63,439 | E)

“We hear that His Excellency might be married by summer’s end,” the merchant’s wife says and Wei Wuxian freezes, his heart in his throat. “The Gusu Lan sect has been buying enough red silk and brocade that the merchants in Caiyi can’t satisfy the demand.” He feels himself grow brittle inside, like a flick of a finger to his temple might make him shatter. His ears are ringing. “Who’s the lucky bride?” he asks despite himself. His tongue sticks to the roof of his mouth. (Or: The story of a marriage.)

(canon compliant/post-canon, getting together, part-epistolary, reunion)