#fic promos

[pherryt]

Fic Promos

Got 2 this time around for @spncoldesthits​. The theme was “Golden Girls”

Traveled Down A Road (And Back Again)

by @treefrogie84

Rated: G Ship: Donna/Jody Words: 2658 Summary:    The girls have moved out of the house and her Mother-In-Law wants to move in. Sure. It's not like Jody needs to worry about Mildred getting into fights with werewolves.

(No werewolves were harmed in the making of this fic)

Reader’s Comments: I LOVE MILDRED!! I was so happy to see her come back and be a part of the family. And I loved Jody’s realization about the realities of the hunters world in this :D

Thank You for Being a Friend (and Something More)

by LiraelClayr007 / @ialwayscomewhenyoucall

Rating: T Ship: Destiel Words: 468 Summary:    “I asked what you’re thinking about. You were smiling in your almost-sleep.”

   Cas mumbled something unintelligible, and Dean felt a warmth bloom in his chest again. “Try again, angel.”

   “The Golden Girls,” Cas said, sleepily enunciating every syllable.

   Dean barked a laugh. “That wasn’t at all what I was expecting.”

   OR...a bit of nostalgia in light of the apocalypse.

Reader’s Comments: Short but so very sweet! You would never believe it was endverse.

(also, it was so short that I was struggling to find an image to draw that wasn’t people... so I did the toilet paper because I shall always and forever more associate Chuck and his advice to hoard toilet paper with the endverse.)

[ispyspookymansion]

stream i am the prayers of the naive on ao3 dot com

[merlinemryspendragon]

What is the primary force that guides us along our paths? Is it our minds, or our hearts?

[ohbo-ohno]

cuckolding - simon ‘sells his sperms’ to reader and her bf who’s infertile. they can’t afford ivf so the traditional way it is but just the tip and jerking off into her pussy. that’s what was agreed anyway

simon ends up taking whatever he wants from her because how can we fuck if we aren’t properly aroused sweetheart? let’s do a few rounds to increase the chances eh? she’s so desperate for a baby that she complies. she’s secretly into it even. poor reader’s bf :( watching her make out with this stranger and take his cock in her mouth too

hello beloved. im ghoapifying this. pls forgive me

smth about johnny having kinks that he doesn't want to admit to/doesn't recognize... him subconsciously looking for a way to get those needs met...... it's delicious

thinking about you and johnny deciding you want a kid but after months and months of trying with no results, you're starting to lose a bit of hope. the both of you get your fertility checked, and johnny is pretty crushed to learn that he's shooting blanks. makes your relationship a little rocky for a while tbh bc he becomes kinda obsessed with proving his own virility to himself

when you two eventually decide (through a mix of dirty talk, pillow talk, and very emotional conversations) that you want to try ivf, you realize pretty much immediately after that you don't have the thousands upon thousands of dollars necessary just lying around. it's johnny who consoles you when you realize you won't be able to afford the treatment, and it's johnny who decides that he's going to fix the problem himself

(ghost is looking for odd jobs when he spots the listing on craigslist. smth so terribly worded that he almost thinks it's a joke, at first. there's not a single comma used properly, it seems like every other word is misspelled, but the earnestness is clear through the screen. the request was posted five minutes ago, and ghost is the eighth comment - a quick glance at the other accounts shows him that he's the youngest by at least a decade)

soap and ghost message, for a while. soap is pushy as hell, asks for pictures of ghost's face and gets a few of his cock instead. says he's not sure if ghost is the right pick, since he looks nothing like johnny, but keeps messaging him anyway. simon is pushy as hell, asks everyday when they're gonna meet up, gets pissy when johnny keeps pushing it off

(soap sends pictures of you sometimes. they start out innocent enough, pictures of your face from your instagram or your side profile when you won't catch him with his phone up. johnny finds it easy to ignore the guilt he feels when ghost says send me one of what i'll be fucking and johnny does, sends a picture of you fucked out and face down that you had no idea existed. you're limp, slick and come dripping from your hole, and johnny can't help the way he gets hard when ghost's only response is one without your useless spunk inside her. she won't have to put up with it much longer)

when you finally meet ghost, you're unaware of all of this, of course. johnny had just told you he wanted you to meet a friend of his from work, and you'd been excited to go out for a night on the town with him. you'd found simon off-putting, to be honest, but he'd already said he'd be picking up the tab, so you just indulge in a few more shots than you normally would and stay cuddled close to johnny most of the night.

johnny only tells you the real reason he introduced you two when ghost says 'm steppin out for a cigarette, i'll pull the car around for you two and lumbers off, lighter already out.

ye still want a bairn, right? johnny had said, eyes bright as he wrapped his arms around you, kept you pressed close to him. simon can give one to you, to us. he's not even gonna charge us, bonnie, how great is tha'? you'd gaped at him a little, and he'd interpreted your expression as fear. hush, naw, don't worry, lass, i'll be there the whole time. promise i won't let him hurt you, yeah? we can even hold hands, alright?

the time between you sitting in a booth with your legs thrown over your boyfriend's lap and your back flat on your bed is a blur in your mind

simon is heavy over you, both of your wrists held in one of his hands as he ruts against you. you're drunk enough that you can't focus on much but the heat between your thighs and the long kiss simon has kept you locked in. he strips you easily, forcing you high up on the bed so you can rest in the pillows, forcing your legs around his hips so he can pin you

it's only when he pulls back to undo his belt and strip himself that you finally remember johnny is in the room too.

he's bent over the edge of the bed, hardly two feet away, and you can hear the sound slick sound of him fisting his cock, can feel the way the bed shakes just a bit as he fucks his own hand. you sort of whine, reaching out for him, soothed when his free hand links with yours, his own eyes a little wet like they always are when he gets so hard that his thoughts melt away

"eyes here," ghost grunts, big hand covering one half of your face as he forces your gaze away from your boyfriend and back to him. "you don't need to look at him. he's not the one gettin you knocked up, is he?"

you and johnny moan in tandem for that, and your eyes are wide as saucers when you finally look down at the battering ram between ghost's thighs, the ruddy tip of him leaking as he strokes himself.

"you're too big," you manage to gasp, squirming back.

ghost makes a sound somewhere between a scoff and a laugh, lining himself up with your drippy hole and pushing in without warning. you nearly squeal at the stretch, digging your nails into his shoulders and pushing against his thighs with the heels of your feet. your squirming doesn't stop him, and he doesn't give you even a second to adjust as he uses his weight to sink himself to the hilt inside of you

he makes you look in the eye while he fucks you. and he talks a lot - he says more while he's inside you than he did your entire evening in the bar earlier

you feel good, huh? this the first time you ever had a real man fuck you? yeah, the brat humpin' the bed isn't enough for you. bet you always felt empty when he fucked you, but he didn't even need to stretch you out before rutting here. a hand rubbing your clit, making you nearly scream from the added pleasure as he fucks you so hard that the headboards slamming against the wall. bet my seed'll take first try he grunts into your ear, and you hear johnny moan from your left. might even give you more than one, huh? have you fat and round with my babies, make him watch you grow and take care of you, if he can even manage that.

when simon finally comes, he fills you up more than johnny ever had. makes you wait to come until he does first, too, tells you that he googled it while pinching and twisting your clit until you burst beneath him, your cunt squeezing his soft cock as your eyes roll back in your head

(johnny cuddles you, after. he tries to fuck you but ghost won't let him, holds him back by the hips and squeezes his balls until he goes soft, spits i don't want your spunk fucking with mine. you gonna waste my time like that? thought you wanted me to fuck your girl pregnant? were you lying, johnny, or you just so fuckin' desperate that you'll break our deal? and johnny whines and cries but listens, holding you close and pressing his cock against your folds but never inside of you)

((ghost doesn't leave the next morning. doesn't leave the next week, actually. he fucks you every day, even when you insist that you're not ovulating anymore, that he doesn't have to keep trying to get you pregnant. the first time he eventually lets johnny fuck you again, he holds him by the hips and stuffs a few fingers inside you along johnny's cock, says she got used to me, johnny, we'll have to give her a little extra if you want her to let you fuck her again and laughs when johnny whines.))

(((he doesn't even leave when you take your first pregnancy test and get positive results. he rubs your back as johnny scoops you up off the ground, rumbles his own quiet congratulations. a few days later you try to hint that he can leave now, that you and johnny don't need him anymore. he doesn't listen, but that's okay, because you can't quite imagine what you would do if he did leave, how you and johnny would function without his rock steadiness - you're relationship had been a rollercoaster before simon, insane highs and terrible lows, all smoothed out when ghost came into the picture and started playing referee for the two of you)))

((((when you're eight months pregnant, you lounge in a rocking chair as johnny rubs your feet and simon builds a crib.))))

[arlenianchronicles]

My first submission for this year's @tolkienrsb (slide 32) in collab with @the-red-butterfly! Manwe takes a human form to visit the Edain; he befriends a blind elder from a village of the House of Beor, and slice-of-life shenanigans ensue XD

[umossu]

Zukka Big Bang 2024: The Pretender

writer: @sulkybender

for @zukkabigbang2024

more art under the cut →

NSFW art

[qsmpzine]

✨INTRODUCING OUR AMAZING CONTRIBUTORS!✨ Each of these awesome creators have joined the team to create Chronicles, a tribute zine to the QSMP eggs and their stories.

Check them out, and follow us for further news and for sneak peeks of Chronicles!

(tags and roles for each contributor under the cut!)

AUTHORS Mad - @mad-c1oud Roxy - @thanotaphobia Bee - @edgarallanpoestan Bee - @bonesandthebees LilyTiger - @ Lily_tiger01 (twt) JURI - @notsoembarrassed Roy - @duckmumbo likenjay - @quackityaoi Catherine Amber - @q-nihachu atthebell - @atthebell Raven Darkwood - @ravendarkwood Eico - @eico-23 Max - @dewdropple Shlook - @shlooksnook voidkiddo - @voidratwrites Bebebe - @itsbebebrainrotting Artfulstar - @artfulstar Summer - @mesothulass Glades - @sunflowersteps (+carrd) Tides - @blocky-tides Mystic - @itsnotmystic

ARTISTS feminetomboy - @feminetomboy Grace - @greensun Kristophwhy - @kristophwhy Cas - @casart foog - @pppuri Jaime - @routeriver Pod/Purple - @ anonymous_pod1 (twt) ComfyMoth - @comfymoth Turtlecase - @qjaidenhere JATthetrashrat - @theentertainerjester Glitterstarly - @glitterstarly FGHNiki - @fghniki Kai_QS - @ Kitkat_Mist (twt) Miro Myrsky - @oreegaanoo LaReecck - @ LaReecck (twt) shblackwood - @shblackwoodart Lish - @ lish_lishii (twt) Korylly - @ korylly (twt) Sonny - @ S0NSHlN3 (twt) Smille_c - @smille-c mqrss_ - @ mqrss_ (twt) Sinopiah - @snopiah Crow - @islayuri Hochu Hlep - @ hochuhlep (twt) Red - @redyrmes Icoboo - @ Icoboo (twt) bzlgrmpf - @bzlgrmpf beetrix20 - @ Beetrix20 (twt) CanaryCherry - @ canarycherry.art (insta) HereOnlyVoid - @ hereonlyvoid (twt) tibie_arts - @ tibie_arts (twt) Valictini - @valictini Firexima - @ firexima (twt) Tazy - @ SPACEBITZ (twt) taternots - @patorucho Glades - @sunflowersteps (+carrd)

MERCH ARTISTS Hochu Hlep - @ hochuhlep (twt) croudjay - @croudjay Gwen - @itsgwencayyye mercymarcy7 - @ mercymarcy7 (insta) Valictini - @valictini yeoldeghostofmushrooms - @yeoldeghostofmushrooms cyburnya - @cyburnya Tazy - @ SPACEBITZ (twt) pikany - @ Pikany_Galaxy (twt) Cloudster - @ Cloudster_Clown (twt) Glades - @sunflowersteps (+carrd)

[artingstarvist]

So as I progress with Paper Memories (my sequel fic), the more convinced I am that I want most of the illustrations for it to look something like this. Obviously, I wouldn't use chibi style to illustrate dark moments or spicy romance, but for the more run of the mill moments, I think this is what I'm going to go with?

I've been kind of fighting with the idea, because I know the grittier illustrations for Never Forget, Never Forgive were kind of a draw in for a lot of people, but considering how huge of a monster Paper Memories is looking to be, I don't think I have the time/energy for that kind of art for every chapter. For the record, the sequel is not quite the same whump-fest and does include a lot more fluff and comedy which this style could be great for.

So I'm kind of wondering what y'all think? Be honest, if like 3/4ths of the chapters had illustrations like this would it bum you out?

[zaritarazi]

Watched all the helnik scenes in s2 i'll post more spoilery content later today but i'll say i wanted more but i do get that they're setting up for if they get the big one and the last scene of theirs that they shared this season... ugh. My children.

[theminecraftbee]

the "how to write a rec post or masterpost" post

i promised this a few days ago, so here it is: my brief guide on how to pitch yourself or someone else on tumblr to other people in such a way that they might actually click on it! this is what i've found is the most effective way to format a set of fic recs or your own masterpost will typically be, at least to me. this is meant for when you're listing multiple fics in one post, typically intending to help a reader choose one they want to read!

the biggest thing to remember is a rec post or masterpost is a tool for a potential reader. therefore, you want to include the information they need in the easiest-to-read way possible.

first off: if you are trying to list or rec more than one fic, do not use the tumblr 'link' embed function. like, you CAN, but ao3 link embeds get ugly when you have more than about one of them. instead, do an in-line link, like this! this will make a longer post much easier to read.

next, with each link, include the following information: a brief summary (it doesn't have to be the same as the summary/pitch you used for ao3, and probably shouldn't be; instead, a one or two sentence description of what the fic is about is best), the fandom it's in, a sense of the fic's length, and rating. (note that you DON'T need to include all the tags and trigger warnings--if someone is intrigued enough to read it, they'll click on the link, and from there they will see the tags and trigger warnings. this should only be enough information to get someone interested.)

finally, ESPECIALLY if it's a rec post, include at least one sentence about why someone should read it. why are you recommending it? this is different from the summary; if a summary of the fic is "joe hills gets stuck in a time loop", the sentence about why someone should read it shouldn't be "haven't you ever wanted to see joe in a time loop?"

the point of rec posts--and indeed promoing on tumblr--is that people trust word of mouth more than they trust a random summary. so give them that word of mouth! if it's a rec post, say something like "it's a fic that made me cry", or "i never thought i'd laugh so much at a fic until i read this", or "the character-voices are on point", or "i stayed up all night reading this". if it's your own master post. include something like "this might be the fic i'm the most proud of", or "this one is great if you like joe hills and enjoy tragedy", or "this one was an experiment in style". something that is NOT just further summary of the fic, but instead describes a good reason to read it!

so, for example, an entry in my own hypothetical master post might look like this:

to convey a certain brilliance, hermitcraft, T, 21k. joe hills and zombiecleo slowly, and through many death loops, drag their way out of their collapsed base to try to survive after a lunar apocalypse. this is the second hermitcraft fic i ever wrote and i wrote it before we knew how moon's big would end, inspired by super hostile; people still tell me it has some of their favorite joe characterization.

and an entry in a hypothetical rec post i might write could look like this:

the sky weighs heavy tonight by mawofthemagnetar, hermitcraft, T, 79k. an ensemble fic in which a plane being flown by keralis and zedaph crashes, and in which the world is still recovering from the scars of a deadly war. i LOVE snake's writing, and this fic was basically designed to capture me specifically; it has cool worldbuilding, body horror, PLANES, a really cool aircraft investigation plot, one of the best-executed ensemble casts in the fandom, and a fun tone! it's a fairly easy read even given it's length, too; if you haven't read it, you absolutely should.

my only remaining recommendation is that if you're writing a LONG fic rec post or a LONG masterpost, you organize it by categories. these categories can be whatever is most useful for you--by relationship tag, by fandom, by ship or not ship, by genre, etc., it's mostly just to make scanning through the post a little easier.

and hopefully this is helpful for some folks out there! if people are interested i can also do one on "how to promo my individual fic", i also have observations and opinions on that.

[teenagenutant]

hey!! you guys should REALLY check out pickledcarrotsandradish's fic times five on ao3. it has been Affecting me

[sekai9]

So I did a thing.

Funny how you have a shower thought and the next thing you know you're 90k words deep into a time travel fix it.

[ikeasharksss]

hey im curious

feel free to rb & explain your answer in the tags!

[lovelookspretty]

your camera roll if you were dating . . . ?

↱ drew starkey !!

↱ college!rafe cameron in “not so bad” !!

↱ au drew starkey in “lover of mine” !!

↱ honorable drew mentions