#figure skating is dead

[yuzu-all-the-way]

Praise Ilia for his quads - fine (ignore the URs, fine)

But DO NOT bullshit me with his 90 pcs

[sarcasticsra]

HE COULDN’T THINK OF ANY FACTS.

Hyperfixation and passion got married and are taking care of all of the interests! Elias’ brain is just absolutely flooded with dopamine right now, it’s the BEST.

“A strong sense of pleasure slightly tempered by conscience sounds pretty fun.” Trapp is always 100% correct. My god this man is so quick and talented. More Trapp on D20 2kforever.

Conscience understanding the place self-loathing can come from and shrinking it back into more helpful “you fucked up but you’re going to fix it” guilt, accountability. Goddamn seriously self-loathing evolving from guilt Brennan you’re a goddamn genius.

Impulse and hyper vigilance have gotten divorced and remarried 17 times at least already, you can’t convince me otherwise.

Way to go, Elias. I knew you could do it, buddy.

[wintrydapples]

I cannot believe this man waited until figure skating Twitter was dead to make a surprise secret marriage announcement.

[diavolito]

My lord please have a mercy 🔥

[kaoribot]

alena kostornaia skates to new york, new york

♡ endless list of favorite programs

[dozydawn]

Sylwia Nowak and Sebastian Kolasiński Free Dance, 1998.

Evita by Andrew Lloyd Webber.

[levelofyoureye]

cold feet; chapter 6

When James finally responds, Regulus is greatly disappointed that it isn’t with an offer to leave and get out of his hair forever. “Oh, hi… um, I’ve coached Learn to Skate for the past year, Regulus.”

“Please don’t tell me you’re coaching Snowplow 1.” Maybe there’s a chance that James is teaching a totally different class, and they won’t ever need to interact beyond this.

But to his absolute and total dread, James nods. “Afraid so.”

Shit.

”I hate you,” Regulus says, just to make sure they’re clear on that.

”I know you do.”

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Chapter 6 of my James Potter hockey player/Regulus Black figure skater AU is up now! This chapter was a whole comedy show y’all, I couldn’t stop laughing as I wrote it. Read the rest here on AO3 :)

[apollosstar8]

I’m in desperate need of help.

I read a wolf star fanfic on ao3 like two moths ago and didn’t book mark it and i now I can’t find it.

They were both figure skaters but Remus was like an amateur and Sirius was really professional. But then Sirius becomes Remus coach, but then Draco shows up because Sirius had promised to coach him so him and Remus have to compete.

Mean while Remus is head over heels for Sirius and he remembers going to a party with him but doesn’t remember they kissed.

I’m literally begging for help.

[extraneous-stories]

my partner loves @sophsicle ‘s kill your darlings on ao3 and talks about how we’re literally rosekiller so i’ve been concept sketching the pictures barty has in his homework folder. here’s a rough draft of one of them :)

[cimacally]

GUYS LOOK WHAT MY FRIEND DID FOR ME

@trvsova_ ON IG AND TIKTOK SHE MAKES AMAZING FIGURE SKATING EDITS, YOU CAN FOLLOW HER SHE MAKES SUCH A GREAT JOB

I LOVE YOU OMG

(the quality is rushed idk whyyyy)

[resssistance]

Tomono Kazuki / EX 'What's My Name?' / IdF 2022

bonus: bang!

[a-birdhouse-in-your-soul]

another day, another ice dance event where not a single team got a level four on any step sequence

[austerlitzborodinoleipzig]

Italy once again places all of their skaters in the top 10. I hope they will devour at Milano and get a team medal

[justnotkrikkit]

isu live chat permanently disabled the evil has been defeated

[diavolito]

Tattoo this on the back of my eyelids ❤

AERA video

[leahthedreamer]

I don’t think I’ve said it on here before but why didn’t ice dance teams immediately jump to use 80’s movie soundtracks instead of terribly editing the same 5 songs for the rhythm dance.