Anyone who knows me knows that I am a Yu-Gi-Oh fan. For whatever reason, this series imprinted on me when I was a child and I just never let it go. I've watched the original series, season 0, GX, 5Ds, and Arc V, as well as read the original manga, the GX manga, and the Arc V manga, as well as watched all the movies. The point is: I like Yu-Gi-Oh. There are people who like it more than me, that have watched all the series and what not, but I think I still like it an absurd amount. And out of all the protagonists I know, Judai is my favorite. He's just so lovable, you can't help but like him! He's goofy, he's reliable, he's fun, he has a descent into madness, he's gay, what more could you want in a shounen protagonist? Though being sleepy isn't a major part of him, it's more of a gag of him slacking in class and always going to sleep, it's still super funny and I'm a little sad that he lost in Round 1, though I do like Sonic as well (who he lost to). Give the Slifer Slacker a chance!
Linhardt:
Considering Linhardt is my profile picture at the moment, I don't think I need to justify this too much. But I will anyway. Linhardt is the sleepy crest scholar. Although I will be the first to admit that I am not actually a Fire Emblem fan (and tbh I find the writing in Three Houses kind of bad) (sorry to those who enjoy it) I love Linhardt so much anyway. He's probably my favorite in that very large cost. I love that he's so unapologetically sleepy, like he doesn't care if you scold him to do work, he will do work on his own time. Not only that, but he's actually really smart and dedicated when he wants to be. Linny's friendship with Caspar is really nice, especially since I think someone needs to save Caspar from his awful dad & self-destructive tendencies. Plus, I really like his supports. Especially with Marianne, Hubert, and Edelgard. His supports with Dorothea in Three Hopes is also really nice.
Garfield:
It's Garfield. He's a classic comic. He's a classic meme. Little orange kitty. What more could you possibly want? I love Snoopy, but to be perfectly honest I think Garfield should have gotten as far as Snoopy.
Sleepytime Tea Bear:
Again. He's just a classic. What more would you want but a sleepy bear in pajamas on a chair?
Olruggio:
I'm a big Witch Hat Atelier fan and I love Olruggio. Like yes, I like Orufrey like everyone else, but I also just like Olruggio on his own. I like his scruffy little look and I love the fact that at first he is so intimating but almost immediately he's revealed to be a big softie. I love his light magic motif and I really think it's sweet that he made the thing to keep you warm when you sleep and gave it to the kids-- he's a FATHER. This man needs a nap fr though. Man I need to catch up with this manga.
Osaka:
IT'S OSAKA. Like!!! I don't even know how many clips and comics from Azumanga Daioh make the rounds around Tumblr, but specifically the ones about Osaka are amazing!!! She has the most autistic anime girl swag I love her so much. She's so sweet and earnest and silly... I always lose my mind at "OH MAH GOD!" and she has so many other classics. Like when she makes the Osaka stamp with her eraser or when she struggles to cross the street because she keeps zoning out when the light gets green or when she's distressed about Americans wearing shoes inside... I love her. And to her sleepyheadness, she's always falling asleep in class and whenever she's studying she just starts falling asleep. She's just like me fr...
Takane:
Back in the day I really liked Kagerou Project and so as tribute to my old obsession from middle/high school I have to give a spot to Takane. My favorite part of the series was when we saw flashbacks to the Yuukei quartet and Headphone Actor is still a bop.
Tanaka:
THE REASON WHY I STARTED THIS TOURNAMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE??? Last December during finals I decided to read something light and fun while working and I chose Tanaka-kun is Always Listless because I remember the title from a few years ago when the anime came out and like I loved it SOOOOOO much. He's the ultimate sleepyboy and he's just so funny and relatable. He needs to be carried around by his best friend Ohta and his ultimate goal in life is to minimize as much effort as possible and he's always nodding off and he dislikes being a main character, instead wishing he was a background character... my favorite guy for real.
summary: as the leader of the alliance, claude knows he can't be with you. and yet, he just can't stay away from you...
"i know you will kill me for this, but…"
claude was inches away from your face, his hot breath against your lips. he was close, too close. both of you knew you shouldn't do this and yet…
"…i don't care"
with that, claude pressed his lips against yours, his hands quickly finding their way onto your hips and pulling you closer. though now that he had you this close, he didn't stop his hands from roaming all over your body.
"breaking the rules for one night is no sin, right?"
claude pulled away, an overly confident smile on his lips. you should've pushed him away then and there and ended this. but you were weak to his smile. and despite the trouble you two would get into, if nobody found out about this, would it really be that bad?
Fire Emblem games have two settings: incredible writing and gorgeous character designs with mid gameplay, or terrible writing and ugly character designs with amazing gameplay. They can never complete the writing + design + gameplay triangle for it will spell the end of the world.
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Fandom: Fire Emblem, Fire Emblem Awakening, Fire Emblem Three Houses
Summary:
Dimitri and an unlikely companion ruminate on what life is about.
You have a lot of time to do that when you're dead.
Read the fic here and check out an excerpt/my thoughts below!
Spoilers ahead, naturally.
Excerpt:
Something occurred to Dimitri as Robin was detailing his latest findings (something or another about how, as “souls,” they don’t need to eat, which only served to make Dimitri realize how hungry he was).
Dimitri had never asked Robin how he got here.
Well, he hadn’t asked Robin much. He’d sat silently as the tactician babbled on, preferring the sound of his prattle to nothing at all.
Still, once the thought was there, it bubbled up. And up. And up.
Until, eventually, it popped.
“How?” Robin tapped his chin. “It’s an easy answer, but it might be hard to believe.”
“Try me.” Dimitri raised an eyebrow. “Was it one of Edelgard’s soldiers? Or perhaps a brigand?”
“...I’m sorry,” Robin admitted, “But I have no idea who you’re talking about.”
Dimitri paused. “...Edelgard von Hresvelg,” he clarified. “The Emperor of Adrestia.”
Robin shook his head. “Never heard of her or it.”
Dimitri’s eyes widened. “Were you raised on a continent outside of Fodlan?”
“I presume so, as I’ve never heard tell of a Fodeland.”
Despite himself, Dimitri couldn’t help but stifle a laugh. Robin’s bluntness felt...familiar.
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“So you’re saying it’s not pronounced Fair-geese?”
“C’mon, Teach, cut the guy some slack. He’s probably heard it pronounced wrong all his life.”
“Claude, do not teach her such foolishness-”
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“It’s...not pronounced that way.”
“I see.” Robin crossed his arms. “Well, perhaps this will convince you: I died fighting a Fell Dragon. You don’t have those in Fodeland, do you?”
Dimitri stared at him for a moment.
He thought back to the siege of Gareg Mach.
"...I believe we have just the one."
“...what.”
Author's Note: This one is a favorite because, honestly, it was difficult to write. I had only really just started to get to know Dimitri as a character, and it had been years since I played Awakening, but I wanted to put my best foot forward for this gift fic. I also wanted to take on something a little more somber than my usual fare, while offering a sense of possibility and closure in equal measure for these characters.
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