#firebringer fic

[averlym]

"oh my soul, is it here? or is it rotting somewhere with my head?"

[justarandombrit]

32. “You're everything to me.” - Jazzalil (Firebringer)

Today, Zazzalil thought, was an absolute fucking shitshow.

Burning down the village, getting blamed for everything, and on top of that Snarl's back?!? The only thing that would make this day worse would be having to grovel at Jemilla's feet to try and get her to come help. Oh damn it.

If Zazz got any closer to Jemilla she'd have ended up between her legs. She wasn't quite prepared to do that, but she was mentally bracing herself for the possibility, considering how unmoving Jemilla was.

“Jem, JJ, Milly, please. We need you, those fucking idiots are trying to… I don't even know, and I definitely don't want to find out.”

Jemilla sighed.

“Zazz, look, I get it, but you exiled me, and I'm perfectly happy here.”

Zazzalil frowned and muttered, “Yeah, with all your husbands and wives, I know.”

Jemilla raised an eyebrow.

“Jealous, much?”

Zazzalil immediately stood up (her hand brushed against Jemilla's calf, which she definitely didn't have feelings about), and huffed.

“This isn't about me and you! It's about the safety of the tribe. I may have stooped low today, but I'm not here to grovel at your feet.”

Jemilla raised the other eyebrow.

“Okay, okay fine! I love you, you're everything to me, you're the best leader the tribe has ever had, and I- we really, really need your help. Happy?”

Despite being entirely red in the face, Jemilla still seemed to be trying to keep her cool.

“What's in it for me?”

Zazz really didn't want to have to resort to this, but it wasn't like she had a choice. She tried to make her voice as neutral as possible for the situation (although she couldn't prevent a little bit of hopefulness seeping in).

“Well, you'd have to leave all of your spouses behind… and, I know exchanging fifty for one might not sound like a good trade but–”

“Deal.”

A slight grin snuck its way onto Zazzalil’s face.

“You didn't even know who I was offering!”

Jemilla smiled, “Oh, I knew.”

24/4/24

Ohhhhhhhh I love them so much. They deserved a kiss in the show smh

[theredlanternavenger]

The Saga of Fire King Zazzalil

(i WILL write this one day, i promise)

Inspired by Burn by lilfinch.

Setting is a somewhat futuristic world, where humans, machines and alien immigrants live in harmony. Hatchetfield was founded by a human and a bug, who were the first mayors of the town.

Some respects to the DCEU Snyderverse will be paid, such as the factor of the Super Friends being a league of six, with Mera as a seventh member.

The Lords In Black are morally ambiguous, and they and Webby were once mortals who ascended to godhood by going beyond the impossible and kicking logic to the curb. They promptly went against a crusade against the Abrahamic God, and each one had a hand in subduing him although it was Webby who dealt the killing blow.

Zazzalil, Lex and Hannah are Owen and Curt's adopted daughters, and they all have different powers, Zazzalil's being the most obvious one:fire.

Jemilla is the adopted daughter of the chief of police Molag, and unlike her mom, she firmly believes that superheroes are the cause of all trouble in the world and that puts her into conflict with Zazz.

The Princess is called Jasmine, in line with the Disney Aladdin movie.

Keeri is Max Jägerman's twin sister and they both lust after the same woman.

Installment #1:The Fire King

Zazzalil Carvour-Mega is a student of Galaxia High in the tiny town of Hatchetfield. After hearing the legend of the Lords In Black from her local librarian, Sherrezade, she aspires to be like them one day, despite being just a normal girl.

One day, she stumbles upon a mysterious meteor, and suddenly finds herself on fire...but not harmed by it. Impressed by her new powers, Zazzalil sets out to change the world, under the moniker of Fire King. But balancing school time and hero work is not an easy job, especially when Jemilla Jarrett, the most popular girl at school, loathes her Fire King identity. To make matters worse, Zazz finds herself falling for Jemilla...

Pairings:Zazzalil/Jemilla, Mouthface/Princess, Keeri/Grace Chasity, Grunt/Emberly, one-sided Tiblyn/Chorn, Bug/February, Lex/Ethan, Steph/Pete, Tim/Craphole, Tootsie/Mega-Girl, Taz/Up, Ja'far/Sherrezade, Paul/Emma, Curt/Owen

Installment #2:Fire King, Meet Super Friends

After defeating Snarl, Zazzalil becomes an internet sensation and, what's better, she's now officially dating Jemilla. Her newfound fame catches the eyes of the Super Friends, the protectors of Earth, and she is arranged to meet them. She expects to go to the big city...but turns out the Super Friends are coming to Hatchetfield, much to her surprise.

Meanwhile, Chief Molag reveals to Jemilla a deadly secret, along with what happened to her birth parents. Can Jemilla cope with the fact that she has powers? What is Mayor Spaceclaw plotting? And, most importantly, will the Fire King once again make it out alive?

Pairings:Zazzalil/Jemilla, Clark/Bruce, Barry/Victor, Arthur/Mera, Mouthface/Princess, Bug/February, Lex/Ethan, Grunt/Emberly, Junior/Pincer

Finale:The King's Last Temptation

A year has passed since Mayor Spaceclaw was exposed and peace was restored to Hatchetfield, and now Zazzalil and Jemilla are expecting to graduate from high school. They have made big name for themselves as the crime-fighting duo Fire King and Crystal Queen, while also having made peace with their new identities, the Destroyer Of Worlds and the White Devil.

However, things quickly get bad when Superman gets trapped inside a red sun, and the girls are summoned to the Watchtower. They need each other now more than ever—the Super Friends(and the world) are counting on them!

Pairings:Zazzalil/Jemilla, Clark/Bruce, Barry/Victor, Arthur/Mera

Addendum #1:Tales From Hatchetfield

(Chapter 1:In A Town Gone Mad)

One of the two unsung love stories from Hatchetfield. The Dikrats family's youngest child has always been somewhat of a ditz, but in his defense, he's just seven, and too young to think about love...right?

Craphole never gave a thought of what's going on between his mom and dad, or his sister and Jasmine. All that changes when he meets Tim Houston, two years older than him, on the playground, and for some STRANGE reason, he can't stop thinking about him. Could this be what the grown-ups call love?

Pairings:Tim/Craphole, Mouthface/Princess, Jack Bauer/Slippery When Wet, background Ja'far/Sherrezade and Tom/Becky

(Chapter 2:The Love Song Of Junior Spaceclaw)

Another of the two unsung love stories from Hatchetfield. Junior, the mayor's son, is being groomed to be the next evil overlord but he fails to live up to the standards his father set and copes by smoking pot.

One day, he meets Pincer, a wandering scorpion rogue looking for fresh human meat to eat, and what started out as a simple deal becomes something more but their evil love is put at stake when a new hero known as the Fire King emerges, and threatens to destroy everything. But if they're gonna lose, they'll do it together.

Pairings:Junior/Pincer, Bug/February, background Taz/Up and Tootsie/Mega-Girl

(Chapter 3:Zazzalil, I Am Your Father)

Set one year before the rise of the Fire King. Thirteen-year-old Zazzalil Carvour-Mega grew up idolizing heroes, and both her fathers. One day, Owen Carvour, her Pops, takes her to his workplace on Take Your Kid To Work Day, and there, she finds out a horrifying secret.

Faced with the fact that her Pops is a rogue, Zazzalil falls into a dilemma. But soon, she realizes that the Deadliest Man Alive is not your average supervillain, and there's more to him than meets the eye...

@mythuzalasheir3

[the-9th-genderfluid]

I'm actually gonna die, Cinderella's castle was so good! Many spoilers below.

I actually love Tadius with all my heart, I cried a lil bit when the Grizzwald girls were killed, I mean imagine the pain Ella felt every time she looked at the stepsister, she saw the faces of her best, maybe only friends but knew it wasn't really them. Crumb and sir hops-a-lot are so funny. I really love the sets. I feel like Chorn from firebringer and the fairy godmother character are the same somehow? Idk they reminded me of each other. Also to the 14 fics already up on AO3 thank you for being faster than God.

[shadowsandlint]

I’m here! ❓📝

Thanks, Chunky! ❤️

❓⇢ What question would you ask Eris given the chance? 

So many things! But I feel like it doesn't matter what I would ask him, because he would probably not feel like answering it truthfully anyway? He dances around truth and lies like he's at a ballroom, while being so so sassy about it, and I love him dearly for every snarky word 💅

📝⇢ Share a snippet of something you are working on for Eris Week! 

Inspired by @jules-writes-stories and her wonderful Hades and Persephone fic from back in June, I'm doing a retelling of the Prometheus myth!

Eris, of course, is the firebringing titan himself, while Beron is Zevs. What's one asshole who's horrible to his wife and has too many children he doesn't care about to another? 🙃

Snippet under the cut from the upcoming Prythian Prometheus!

None treasured the Fire more than the High Lord of Autumn, and he kept its burning embers close to his greedy heart. From up on his dais with fire licking at his fingertips, he scoffed at the lower beings crawling along the Earth’s crust, wrinkling his nose at their lack of knowledge.  Occasionally he shot his flames down onto the humans, letting them devour people and homes alike, laughing scornfully at his cruel jest. Treating their lives and deaths as mere entertainment for his depraved whims, the High Lord played with the humans as if their worth was null.  He urged his subjects to do the same.  But the High Lord’s eldest son saw the treatment of the humans, and shame burned willfully in his chest from the strife. The next time his father feasted on their hard earned provisions, he ate so much that he fell into a deep slumber. His son Eris crawled up the dais to his father’s sleeping form and took the fire from him, before starting his descent to the human lands. 

[daisyishedwig]

A not so short introduction

Hello! My name is Milo, I am 28 and have been on tumblr for more than a decade.

I am primarily a fandom blog, but I really post whatever I want. So what you will find here will vary from day to day. My biggest fandoms are Glee and Starkid, but you will also find Woe.Begone, Magnus Archives, Malevolent, Good Omens, Heartstopper, Marvel, DC, Omgcheckplease, Stargate, Farscape, Supernatural, Doctor Who, and any myriad of other pieces of fiction that strike my fancy.

For everything fandom related, I do tag so if you don't want to see a particular fandom's content, feel free to block the tag. For the majority of them, it will simply be the name of the media, but for Glee and Starkid I have specialized tags that I will list below a read more for ease of knowing what to block.

I am a fic writer, though I only recently started writing again. Previously I wrote exclusively Klaine fics but more recently I've switched to primarily writing Seblaine with a sprinkling of Hevans and Klaine. You can find my AO3 here and my old FF.net here. I no longer post to FF.net so if you want to keep up with what I'm currently writing, you'll want to follow my AO3.

Lastly, for the Glee fans. I am a multishipper and I have been for years. I welcome fans of any and all ships and I love to hear theories and ideas about pretty much any ship involving Kurt, Blaine, Sebastian, or Sam. So feel free to tag me in anything, message me about anything, or send me anything that you think I might like to see. I am always open to making new Glee friends since there's simply not enough of us out here anymore.

That being said, Klaine is obviously the most popular ship that I will be posting about and as such you will see a lot more content for them than for my other ships, simply because there is more out there. So if you don't like Klaine, it is probably imperative that you block my Klaine tag. I also understand if for that reason you don't want to follow me, but you can still come chat with me about the ships you do enjoy, even if we're not mutuals.

And as stated before, Glee and Starkid tags listed below the cut

(any character or ships not listed will be tagged simply with their name)

Glee

General tag - F: land of misfit toys

Klaine - OTP: bowties and neckerchiefs

Seblaine - OTP: you're kind of my favorite person (this one is new, so also block Seblaine in general as I get in the habit of using this one)

Kurt - C: Im still here

Blaine - C: little ball of sunshine

Glee Cast (and partners)

Miarren - OTP: partners in crime

Darren Criss - P: sexy mcderpy pants

Mia Swier/Criss - P: sexy is a state of mind

Chill - OTP: xo

Chris Colfer - P: porcelain prince

Will Sherrod - P: Disneyland boy

Starkid/Tin Can Bros

General tag - F: actual five year olds

Jeff Blim - P: rumbleroar

Curtwen (Spies are Forever) - OTP: the warmest hello

Show titles will usually be abbreviated - tgwdlm, npmd, nmt, nmt2, avpm, avps, avpsy, mamd, tto, hmb.

Unabbreviated show tags - Starship, Twisted, Ani, Little White Lie, Black Friday, Firebringer, Spies are Forever, Solve it Squad, Wayward Guide.

And my overall tag for the Hatchetfield shows is Hatchetfield Verse

I did once upon a time have unique tags for more of the starkids, but at this point Jeff's and Darren's are the only ones I still use. Now everyone else just get tagged with their names.

[stormears]

Top 10 fantasy writers?

Oh man had to really spend time thinking about this one. I have more favorite fantasy books than favorite writers. Some writers I might switch around in the ranking on any given day, but welll...not the first one..

1-Meredith Ann Pierce. My favorite. My queen. I know her from the Firebringer trilogy, an epic tale about a unicorn prince fulfilling a prophecy. Her prose is just sumptuous and and elegant. A tender Thanksgiving turkey for my brain. Her descriptions are dreamy and epic, truly written like a legend of old. Any paragraph from this trilogy makes me sigh with appreciation. A writing style for the ages.

2-E. E. Knight. Author of the Wheel of Fire series, about a trio of dragon siblings who grow up separated, leading vastly different lives, until they reconnect as adults who have disparate ideas on dealing with humans. His books left in me awe of how FULL they were, how detailed and intense and long each sibling's life felt. For every book I read, I felt I'd actually consumed two, and been taken around the world in the process. GOD what great books.

3-David Clement-Davies. For "Fire Bringer", an epic about red deer with a Jesus-like prophecy, and less so for "The Sight" about wolves with a prophecy. I liked the deer one more. I'm really about these "epic animal goes on epic journey with epic prose" stories. Fire Bringer characters imo lean a bit tropey and cheesy, but I enjoy them as they and their conflicts are still treated with intense l seriousness, my kinda tone. I admire his mysterious world and atmosphere, if not necessarily all his characters. Still. "Rannoch had passed into eternity" has lived in my head rent free since 2009 ish.

4-Naomi Novik. For the Temeraire series. Come on. I'm a dragon girl through and through. I can't not bow down to a series with tons of speaking dragon characters. I'm not usually into historical fiction, but I think blending it with dragons is a bold and unique choice, and I'm always down for uniqueness. I'm impressed by the variety of dragons and their treatment in the wide world, and how the wide world is so deeply and frequently explored and societal behavior between nations compared and commented upon. She put SOOOO MUUUUUCH work into this series. My only complaint about Temeraire ever is that the dragons don't get much visual description. Usually just, "a [species name] appeared and it said and did this" and I don't get told if it's red or blue or spotted or has long legs or is baring teeth or grinning. The descriptions of dragons are curiously thin. I wrote a tumblr post complaining about that once and now I can't find it.

5-Richard Adams. Of course, my man, my king who art now in heaven, who wrote my very favorite book, Watership Down. Just an impeccable story. To me, it's a perfect story. Maybe that's why I've never tried to look up fic about it haha. Like so many people I'm totally in awe of its rabbit centric world and their stories and behavior and how they navigate the world and how they speak in English accents that are weird to me. I love Hazel and Fiver talking about what's coming. I love Cowslip's creepy warren. I love the beautiful lovely down. I love Bigwig fighting Woundwort inside Watership Down and telling him "my chief told me to defend this run" and Woundwort is briefly SHOCKED that big, tough Bigwig himself is not the chief. I will remember and quote El-ahrairah stories for the rest of my life. Prince with a Thousand Enemies...but first they must catch you...not a day goes by that a mother does not offer her life for her kittens, not a chief for his warren...the field, Hazel, it's covered with blood. I LOVE U WATERSHIP DOWN I WANT MY FIRST TATTOO TO BE YOU!!!!!

6-George R. R. Martin. Idc if this is an overrated answer, he rocks, he's on top of the world for good reason. He has Knights' feeling of "fullness" but 10x and with 20x more characters. I'm so impressed with how intricate each character and political plot is, how far-thinking he'd have to be in creating this world. I remember when reading these books, I'd get SO engrossed in each character POV I'd be angry when the chapter ended because I didn't want to leave that character, then start a new chapter and get really into THAT character...rinse and repeat until end of book.

7-Anne McCaffrey. More dragons lol. My bff introduced me to her books, which might count as more sci-fi but idc. She created a well realized world where dragons have a function in a pastoral society and particular ways they and their riders function...so neat...too bad the characters themselves are kinda flat as hell haha. It's like the MC of each book is my boring ass tour guide through a cool as hell setting.

And that's all lol I can't think of any more since I'm too sleepy! As you can see I have a preference for dragons, TALKING dragons and worlds where dragons or special/magical animals are important to the people that live in them. I'm still 12 inside.

Big thanks to Haelth for giving me the most self-indulgent question of the year.

[zoeyslament]

I know I shouldn’t be picky because there aren’t too many Firebringer fics but IF YOU ARE WRITING A FIREBRINGER FIC THATS NOT A MODERN AU, please note that the characters would be hairy + stinky and stuff

dont shave my cave people

[amazingmsme]

yippee!!! (this is firebringer anon again) i just watched it for the first time and i LOVE Emberly and Grunt!! Even if you dont make a fic could i get some headcannons? They are so sweet and im always a sucker for lee!joeys characters

OMG I AM OVER THE MOON I WASN’T EXPECTING IT TO BE EMBERLY & GRUNT! They were my favorite characters because she’s just so cute & sweet & he’s played by Joey Richter so he’s obligated to be my favorite😂 we both have Joey Simp Solidarity

Idk when, but I will absolutely write this! In the meantime, have some headcanons!

So tickling is still a new invention for them but it’s quickly becoming one of Emberly’s favorite things

Because it’s still so new everyone thinks it’s fun & it makes them all wonder what it means

Grunt being new to their tribe has no idea what it is until he meets Emberly. Ironically, she was asking if he could tickle her, but when he didn’t know what it was, she got so sidetracked by his adorable squeals & snorts

He was caught so off guard & had no idea what to expect, so he didn’t even try to hold back any of his reactions

Grunt has a really bubbly laugh that almost has a rumble to it if you listen closely. He is very easily embarrassed & covers his face a lot, especially if you point out how red he is

His worst spots are his ribs, belly, knees & hips

Emberly has a high pitched, almost squeaky laugh & it’s the cutest thing ever! She loves the feeling of being tickled & will just throw her head back to laugh to her heart’s content. World’s first ever lee right here

That being said she still likes to play hard to get & will run away if someone tries to tickle her. She loves playing around & being silly with her friends!

Her worst spots are her neck, armpits, & feet but she’s a walking tickle spot

They have tickle fights all the time! Seriously, expect it to happen at least once a day

They both have very dorky laughs & they both snort💗

[caps-clever-girl]

i got tagged in a cute lil ask game by @thelastplantagenet!

currently reading: im not currently reading anything bc i've had such a busy week, but i just finished Yours, Kindred (funnily enough by thelastplantagenet) and i want to read this Caphrey fic and this Patcap fic next!!

favourite colour: green and purple are in a direct tie and always have been <3

last song: the entire firebringer sountrack, if i had to say which one specifically i think its Chorn. I often listen to that and into the night on loop.

sweet/spicy/savoury: sweet and savoury in equal amounts!!! i love that shit! i cannot handle anything spicy at all. i could find spice in a cucumber. im awful.

currently working on: i have 4 main wips going on rn, including the rest of Heading Towards Something New, and A Frankly Ridiculous Amount of Snow. i'm also working on a Robin&Humphrey fic, and of course my Big Cap/OC fic - which i might even have named! *gasp*

tagging... hmmm @partywithponies @ghosts-of-love and @spineless-lobster (sorry if you've already been tagged before! no pressure to do either)

[wizisbored]

im curious what the .6 au could possibly be, but I also wanna know about the rest of the 44. Can you list them? Thats a whole lot of aus, presumably for more than just one fandom?

ohh i have been waiting for this day. i keep a list so i dont forget myself. these are not strictly in order of creation because i started the list after i started writing fics and for the purposes of this list ive seperated the fandoms. not all of these are things im actively working on, sometimes i have an idea and i put it on the list so i dont forget about it so i can come back to it later. yes i do have other fics not on this list but post-canon stuff doesnt go on the count

starkid

1 - i'm going to live twice (#igtlt fic) / ragdoll (#tinky!zaz) (ive mentioned a couple times that these were intended to be in the same universe. i kept quiet about it while i was more actively in the hatchetfield fandom but eh, fuck it) 2 - wildfire (#wildfire fic) 3 - laboratory four (#lab 4 fic) 4 - smoke and feathers (#sf fic) 5 - double e au (#double e au) 6 - nasty emma (#half-infected!emma) 7 - little firebringer (#lfb fic) 8 - teacher's pet (#teachers pet fic) 9 - feral-infected paulkins (#feral-infected!paulkins) (ive written a oneshot set in this universe)

centaurworld

10 - the hitchhiker and the herd (i thought id talked about this one more on here but i could only find this) 11 - centaurworld western (i only found 2 art posts for this one heres the first, heres the second) 12 - armour amor (pretty sure i only ever talked about this on discord. it was about an armour maker and a horse armour maker collaborating on centaurs) 12.1 - the taurnado takes more than souls (and we've gotten to the deciamals! i came up with the initial idea for this au but it was very collaborative. the '.1' count is based on no actual maths i just figured that was about the amount of claim i really have over it)

beetlejuice

13.1 - bugebroph (#bugebroph) 14.1 - birdbath series (#bitb fic, #bitb2 fic) 15.1 - the firstborn (#firstborn au) 16.1 - little black dragon (#dragon au) 17.1 - snake oil (#snake oil au) 18.1 - accidental possession (#ah shit bj got in the meatsuit) 19.1 - blood of the covenant, water of the womb (#changeling twins au) 20.1 - the paranormal investigative society of dormitory four (haunted school au) 21.1 - stupid cat for stupid mental health (posted abou this one Once before putting it on the list so i didnt forget about it and then promptly forgettign about it) 22.1 - beetlejuice media multiverse (#3 lydias what crimes will they commit) 23.1 - in case of emergency, break glass (#ghost jars au) 24.1 - netherborne (#netherborne au) 25.1 - lydia gets stuck in a netherworld office job (i definately posted about this at least once but cant find it) 26.1 - the infernal children (#infernal children au) 27.1 - worm ranch (could only find a meme about this one) 28.1 - ten paces (#ten paces au) 29.1 - heritance of an occultist (#overcooked homunculus au) 30.1 - graverobbing (again i KNOW i posted about this maybe once before towwing it on the list to bookmark it but i cant find it now) 31.1 - the running iorn (railway taurs au) 31.6 - uh oh i came back wrong (#goddamit i told you not to come back wrong) (the rest of the collabs are listed as .5 because theyre shared with one other person. this ones with @blueskiesandstarrynights) 32.1 - fucked up ranch (i think i mentioned this maybe once on my blog but @maitlandmischief has more. it has since bloomed into a multiverse of rps but i dont want to have to think about how the fuck to log that in decimals so it stays .5 for now) 32.6 - piracy time (collab with @bunnys-beetlejuice-blog that mostly exists on discord)

crossovers

33.6 - anarchy's apprentice (#crocodile beetlejuice hours) (beetlejuice & centaurworld) 34.6 - blue beetles (#hf/bj au) (hatchetfeild & beetlejuice) 35.6 - strange hill high & beetlejuice (#shh/bj) 36.6 - starkid & bbc ghosts (sk ghosts au) 37.6 - choir incomplete (#bj/rtc au) 38.6 - wednesday & beetlejuice (#wd/bj au) 39.6 - until we wake (#family bonding via dying in the wilderness timeloop) (beetlejuice & the red lantern) 40.6 - beetlejuice & cult of the lamb (#cotl/bj au) 41.6 - severavnce & beetlejuice (#severance/bj au) 42.6 - the worm hole (#the worm hole au) (the owl house & beetlejuice)

wildcards

43.6 - a bunch of fookin shite that happened (silly lil fnaf comic i made to show my friends in secondary school. put it on here because i was going to 'novelise' it and throw it on ao3 for a laugh and then forgot all about my intention to do that) 44.6 - carnival ghosts (#carnival ghosts au) (ride the cyclone)

[starkidikrats]

HELLO!!

i'm bo, and i am here to write out some fanfics because i feel like it. these shows can come from starkid OR tin can bros (I LOVE THE TIN CAN BROS PLEAAAASE)

i've got a list of shows i WILL write for, shows i WON'T write for, and why :]

small protip; my specialty is joey richter characters, but of course i can write for others

shows i WILL write for:

the guy who didnt like musicals

nerdy prudes must die

black friday

trail to oregon!

firebringer

starship

solve it! squad returns

how the grunch cribbed christmas

wayward guide for the untrained eye

spies are forever

shows i WILL NOT write for:

ANI: don't know it well enough

twisted: don't know it well enough

holy musical, b@man!: don't know it well enough

me and my dick: don't know it well enough

a very potter musical, sequal, and senior year aren't extremely familiar to me, but i will write anything to get people's attention AWAY from jk r*wl*ng and over to starkid

like many fic authors, i've got my list of boundaries that i WILL NOT cross with my writing:

NO nsfw

NO illegal shit (underage, hate crimes, etc)

NO discrimination

NO actor ships (actor x actor; depending on who it is i may write actor x reader)

i WILL write x readers

i WILL write for all pronouns and orientations

i WILL write romantic OR platonic OR familial bonds

TO REQUEST SEND IN AN ASK!!! thanks :]

[boyinjeans]

can i have some uhh domestic jazzalil? i will sacrifice 10 mosquitoes

[my eyes turn black and i cry blood and begin speaking in tongues]

it is done

JEMILLA

I’ve always been jealous of Zazzalil. Not a jealous hatred, no, but more of a jealous love. I envy the way she so effortlessly connects with people, I love the way she can make a quip without even thinking about it, and I especially love how she can roll out of bed and look like Aphrodite in the dusk as Apollo streaks across the sky, setting her ablaze with more beauty than you thought possible.

However, Zazzalil is also the laziest person I know. I had to drag her out of bed and carry her into the kitchen and force feed her her breakfast. I love her more than anything, but I hate getting her up in the morning. I’ve forced her onto my sleep schedule, and she does not like it. Early to bed, early to right. We go to sleep at about 10:00 every night and wake up at 5:30 every morning. I wake up so early because we live in the middle of the “fucking woods”—Zazzalil’s words. She pretends to hate living in the countryside, but she loves all the friendly animals and the peace, I know it—and I have to drive for an hour and a half to get to my job in the city. I’m a supervisor at modeling agency. Big bucks. Zazzalil doesn’t need to work, but she insists. Really it’s kind of ironic that she refuses to be unemployed but I have to literally drag her lazy ass out of bed every morning. She works in the city too, but at Costco. She’s a sample lady. And I adore her.

Today is particularly hard, though. She hated getting up even more than usual, she barely told me she loved me before leaving the car, and she wouldn’t sing along to the death metal I play every morning just for her to wake up. I’m worried that something is bothering my love. So worried that I can barely focus all day. No one notices much, though, since we’re preparing for a runway show this weekend. I just have to make sure none of the models kill each other or die.

“Hey, J?”

“Yeah Clark?” I ask, looking up from my blank clipboard. Did I forget to grab my itinerary this morning? “One second. Tiblyn! Itinerary!” I snap my fingers and Tiblyn is running up to me with my itinerary in hand. “Thank you.”

“You’re welcome!” Tiblyn says before walking off, speaking rapidly into a headset. She’s quite attractive. She would be a model if she weren’t such a damn good stage manager. She does the real hard work, she should get paid more than me.

“Anyways, what is it Clark?”

“I was just going to tell you the hospital called. Your wife—“

I don’t even let him finish before I drop my clipboard and start sprinting out the door. I thank God that billowy pants are in fashion right now, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to run this fast. I don��t bother getting my car, that would only slow me down. I have my stupid little backpack on—PR makes me carry it around—so I have all my belongings. It’s only two blocks away, I can make it.

I run in and practically slide to the front desk.

“Zazzalil Miller?”

“You must be Jemma Miller? Spouse?” The woman doesn’t even look up, she’s tapping away furiously at her keys. Jemma Miller, I think. I haven’t been called that in years. Jemilla just kinda stuck in college.

“Room 619.” I thank her before walking as quickly as I can to the elevator. They won’t let you run in here. I press the button to the sixth floor and the close doors button about a hundred times after. I know the button doesn’t really work, but all the adrenaline in my body needs to go somewhere. Why is she is even in the hospital?

“Zazz?” I ask when I find her room. She’s hooked up to an IV and a cannula is her nose. I’ve never seen her skin look so pale before. She looks like she’s on the brink of death.

“What’s up, J-Mills?” She smiles and snaps finger guns at me. I can’t believe she’s joking around. I rush to her side and sit at the chair by her bed.

“What’s up with me? What’s up with you? You were fine this morning.” I brush the hair out her face and rest my hair there on her cheek. She’s burning up.

“Was I really Jemilla?”

“What do you mean?” I ask. My voice is thick with concern. I just want to know what happened to my baby.

“I told you I didn’t feel good this morning, Jemma.” She never uses my real name.

“You-You never feel good in the morning, Zazzalil, that’s just how you are,” I laugh in confusion. “I don’t understand.”

“I haven’t felt good in a long time, honey,” she smiles sadly and puts her hand over mine. “They ran some tests and they think I have an auto immune deficiency. I passed out at Costco in the bread aisle. It was kind of funny, actually.

“Zazzalil, why didn’t you tell me it was serious? I would have listened.”

“I didn’t want to worry you.” She laughs. “Besides, I’m fine. They’re gonna jack me up on meds and hope I don’t feel like death all the time. They said some things like chronic fatigue syndrome and auto immune deficiency, and so my half conscious ass says ‘Call my god damn wife’ and passes out. I’m glad they called you.”

“I’m glad they called me too, Zazz,” I sniff, trying to hold back tears. “Maybe you should quit at Costco. After this weekend I pretty much don’t have to work for a month, we can just be together and—“

“Jemilla, please. You act like I’m dying. I’m alright. I never say I’m alright. You know how dramatic I am. Really, though, this time, I’m okay. Okay?”

“Okay,” I nod, still a little unconvinced.

“I love you, Jemilla.”

I smile at her. She still makes me swoon. “I love you too, sweetheart.”

———

When we get home, Zazzalil has to sleep for a long time. I don’t try to stop her from it because it’ll “throw off the sleep schedule,” and all she does when she wakes up is snack and cuddle into my side while I do some online work. I adore how cuddly she gets when she doesn’t feel well, but I hate that she doesn’t feel well. I would take away all her disease if I could.

I look over to see her asleep on my shoulder, arms around my waist and covered in a fluffy blanket and one of my hoodies. Even pale, sickly, and eyes sunken, she is the most beautiful creature I’ve ever seen.

I’ll be with you every step of the way, I think. We’re gonna do this together.

[sonnetthebard]

I don’t think I’ve ever outright stated this, but y’all are welcome to send me prompts for oneshots. Like, I am so down to write your oneshots, just like I’m doing the headcanons (except in actual fic format). 

[averlym]

very obsessed with modern au firebringer, have been binge-reading fanfics all afternoon, here's zazz based on her description in 8am Class by @judastarkid

[celestialflights]

jazzalil summer camp au aesthetic

“they were like two enemies in love with each other.”

- fyodor dostoevsky

in which two girls who hate each other find themselves at the same summer camp, and begin to hate each other a bit less...