#as one of my irl friends likes to say. women✨✨

[averlym]

"oh my soul, is it here? or is it rotting somewhere with my head?"

[modelbus]

eyup model!! Hru?? Hope all is well… but lets get to the important shit, THATS RIGHT! ITS ME, YOUR SELF PROCLAIMED FAVOURITE ANNON, ✨🌌🌙!!! Y’know, the one that writes SUPER detailed, SUPER long and SUPER off-topic-for-the-first-half requests!!!! (If I keep this up for long enough, you’re gonna have to add a ✨🌌🌙 Annon section to your master list. /hj)

that makes me think about when I first requested, I wonder how long its been.. I THINK my first req was Cut Chaos.. one sec lemme check………

AYE IN 4(ish) MONTHS IT’LL BE A YEAR SINCE I STARTED HARASSING YOU WITH MY THINK OF BRAINS!

been a while.. I’ll need to remember to write a DUMB request in june.

SO. REQUEST. YES. I DO THAT? I DO THAT.

okay so idk how to format this but here,

She/Her pronouns for plot. y/n is honestly, REALLY bad at pvp, she’s know amongst the SBI for being.. a wolf in sheep’s clothing, but the wolf has no teeth. She likes flowers, pastel pinks, purples, and blues, she likes cottage core dresses and corsets.. So on the surface she looks like a pretty, little, innocent streamer!… yeah, no. Sure, shes pretty as fuck, but little? She is SURPRISINGLY TALL. half the fan base is fully convinced EVERY photo shes in is photo shopped, but sure enough, shes 6’4! Innocent? Say the words ‘Arson’ ‘Crime’ or ‘Manslaughter’, and you practically summon her. (Every SMP she has been on, has in-fact seen not only her enemy’s but HER OWN, Builds being blown up and/or burnt to the ground AT LEAST, 3 times.) shes also know for her ADORABLE builds (shame half of them end in ash..), her parkour skills.. and uh.. being complete garbage at anything pvp.

Well twitter being twitter, a lot of sexist 12 year old boys, and Andrew tate fans like to be.. REALLY creepy and all ‘perfect house wife’ about her. (You get the gist no more detail needed.) While they may not know it(they ignore it/pretend its fake), she’s actually quite strong in real life, often picking up her friends in irl streams and running away with them as a bit (with consent ofc)! But in minecraft, that doesn’t really show.. so naturally being the absolute fucking queen she is, about a year ‘n a half ago, she decided she was gonna be fucking great at pvp. Naturally not telling anyone but techno (so he could teach her, duh) and avoiding all pvp for a year, lead to people joking about it more often.. this didn’t bother her, it was actually perfect, she had been getting better. Like really. Danm. Better. Practicing even without techno and on an alt, and at this point? It felt natural to be disappointed at a 25 win streak.. she went from 0 to about 30-40 average win streaks.. in a year and a half.. she was dedicated, okay? Her fans did notice her getting a little rusty at parkour but they just assumed she had been to busy to practice as much.. they were right but not about what she was busy doing.. So, she obviously invited the sbi, and a few other friends (Tubbo, Ranboo and Dream.) to play a custom pvp themed game, with the stream titled ‘I haven’t pvp-ed in a year and a half, and now I’m doing it again.’ where they were split into two rounds, (y/n and techno being in both but the rest in one) all in hardcore and spawned on opposite sides of the map, having 30 minutes to gear up, before pvp was turned on, and no going to the end, no other rules than one hour to be the last one standing, they could team, they could camp, they could use tnt minecrarts, they could go to the nether, anything. it was all game.

only two people expected her to crush almost everyone. I’m not even sure if those two people were expecting her to come second one round, and WIN the other.. but with her getting half the kills in round one and losing to techno in a final battle where she held her fucking ground like a boss ass mother fucker, and winning after techno killed Dream and she ambushed him after using a god apple..

lets just say after a couple things trending, a lot of fanart and A LOT of sapphic women going crazy, nobody dared to question her dedication to proving she was a fucking force to be reckoned with again.

(It also became a very popular running joke that she got more women than any other Minecraft CC.. you don’t gotta include that just- just make it cannon.. oops, dropped my gay onto the request lemme fetch that rq..) (yes, I wrote this y/n as my fuckin dream girl, I’m a simp okay..)

haha.. ha.. BRO AT THIS POINT I’M JUST WRITING A FIC AND TELLING YOU TO RE-WRITE IT BUT MAKE IT GOOD I- feel free to change what ever, the top half is mostly just context- even if you don’t do this request you should reply to it so its not lost to the void- I.. I’m sorry man I keep doing this to you-

OH WELL JUST PRETEND THIS IS WAY SHORTER THAN IT IS OR IGNORE IT IDC EITHER WAY HOPE THIS GIVES YA INSPO POOKIE (the pookie was ironic I swear-) - ✨🌌🌙 Annon

For our one year anniversary I’ll make a special section of my master list just for you bbg <3 also don’t judge me for this title I was STRUGGLING

Pairing: what the fuck anymore Actual pairing: Fem!Reader x Cc!Phil, Cc!Tommy, Cc!Technoblade, Cc!Dream, Cc!Tubbo, Cc!Ranboo

Flower Power

You were pretty happy with who you were. A badass woman who just so happened to be the epitome of flower power? Hell yeah.

Fairy lights twinkle in the background of your setup, a wall full of vines and LED signs providing extra ambience. That’s not to mention the special keyboard—resin flower keycaps, they were on sale okay—alongside your setup in general. Even your mic had cute animal stickers on it. Well, except for the one Tommy gave you of his face? It was weird.

Right now, though, you aren’t at your cute setup. No matter how much you loved it, you were at least aware that you couldn’t send every waking moment at it. You weren’t quite that much of a content machine.

So of course you go outside to film vlogs with Tommy! Totally reasonable break from filming content: film more content!

Jokes aside, you loved hanging out with your friends. Getting dressed up just for Tommy to inevitably ruin it was practically your good luck ritual. The sheer number of skirts, shawls, and even socks he owes you is astronomical.

Today he had promised nothing messy (for once), so you took your chance. Pale blue corset embroidered with flowers and a flowy white skirt, you were practically screaming your aesthetic to anyone who looked at you. And Ranboo had given you a dandelion for your hair, which only added to it.

”Tall fuckers to the back for the photo!” Tommy shouts, and the poor bystander he roped into taking the photo stares. “Which obviously means me—“

“Get your short ass back in front.” You order, snagging his shoulders and forcing him in front of you. From your side, Ranboo snickers.

“Welcome to the club, king.” Tubbo tells Tommy before grinning at the camera.

“What the fuck.” He grumbles. “She’s hardly any taller than me!”

“Keep lying to yourself.” You put your elbow on his head, just to add insult to injury.

“Um, I got the photo I think.” The stranger says, holding Tommy’s phone out to him. He takes it without even looking at the photos.

“Thanks.” He says after you clear your throat pointedly to prompt him.

Seeing their chance to escape, the person just nods and hurries off without a single glance back. Probably glad to be rid of your wayward group of streamers and YouTubers.

“It’s a decent photo.” Tommy begrudgingly admits.

“It’s my cue to leave, actually. I’ve got plans.” Tubbo says, checking his phone.

“Why do you get more bitches than me?” Tommy whines.

“…it’s my mother.”

“And we all know I get the most bitches.” You jump in, high-fiving Ranboo blindly. You nearly hit his face, but that’s okay. It would’ve been funny.

“Oh shut the fuck up.” Tommy elbows you, all gangly limbs and pointy bones. “We’re playing Minecraft later, right?”

“Not me.” Tubbo reminds him.

“No shit. I was talking to these two idiots.”

“Hey!”

“I’ll be on.” You lean over him, looking at his phone for the time. “You’re aware we need to leave if we want to make your stupid fucking steam time?”

He looks down, eyes widening. “Oh shit!”

Just for making you run home, you blow up his house on Minecraft. For the fourth time. It was ugly looking anyway, nothing like your adorable mushroom house, so he was practically begging for it to be exploded.

It’s his fault. Always.

-

“You really want to attack me from there?”

Your hands freeze on your keyboard mid-movement, making your character in game also freeze at Techno’s words.

“Not anymore?” You laugh nervously.

“Right answer. Try this again and I’ll pretend like I don’t see you.”

PvP training was going great, and by that you mean you’ve been killed every single time by one swing of his axe. It was no secret that you were bad at fighting. Your go-to tactic was to load up on TnT and hope for the best, which met… many criticisms.

And you were sick and tired of it. It’s time to reinstate your badass reputation and become a ruthless killer in a video game. Innocent bedwars players would never know what hit them! Hopefully, at least. Right now, you’re still working on that.

“Fuck!” You exclaim as Techno kills you yet again, the respawn screen flashing up.

“If you with to defeat me, train for another—“

“I’m trying!”

-

@ GenericUsername Anyone else notice that our resident flower girl has been avoiding PvP… poor girl is TIRED of being flamed

-> @ EatingLipSkin She deserves it for how shit she is for dying to magma blocks that one time

-

Slowly, so fucking slowly, you watch your bedwars win streak increase. Slowly, you watch your skywars win streak increase.

Somehow, against literally all odds, you’re learning how to girlboss PvP. Although when you told Techno that he seemed mildly confused, but you were definitely girlbossing PvP.

Which was exactly why you knew this stream was a good idea.

After a year and a half, you were hosting a huge stream with a bunch of your friends competing in a PvP tournament. Tommy insisted on there being a prize, so whoever wins gets the highly esteemed Tesco’s gift card you’ve had in your desk for five months. A battle of true honor, of epic consequences.

“Alright guys, so here’s my plan.” You tell your stream, mining some wood to craft basic tools. Everyone has 30 minutes to gear up, then it’s an hour till the winner is crowned. With the map having a small border, you’re counting on some cheeky kills from sneaking up on others. “I mine first, stock up on iron. Make a diamond axe if I can, but mostly go for lava buckets and backup gear.”

Your plan is put into motion quickly. With the new iron veins, it’s incredibly easy for you to get geared up within fifteen minutes. Venturing back up to the surface for food, you spot Tubbo without any armor killing sheep.

Perfect.

Sneaking to hide your name tag, you venture up a tree to get closer to him. You added a proximity mod, so you can hear him talking to his stream.

“We need lots of food, chat. All these guys— these guys don’t know the importance of food!” He’s saying. It’s a smart plan; if only you weren’t planning on killing him and taking his food.

“Hi Tubbo!” You shout, dropping down and killing him with a few swipes of your axe. “One down, just a few more to go!”

As people die left and right—most dying to you, to everyone’s surprise—you pointedly avoid Technoblade. The student will never surpass the master, after all. All your tricks came from his playbook and you really didn’t want to see how competitive he’d get for a gift card he’d never even use.

Dream was slain by Technoblade

Your eyes widen in surprise at the chat message, quickly stretching your fingers to press tab and bring up the list of players left alive. Only yours and Techno’s show.

“Oh no.” You breathe, freezing. “Oh God, chat. I have to murder Technoblade. I have to disassemble his organs and destroy his aorta.”

Suddenly, you’re paranoid as all hell. Randomly going into F5 as you kill cows, checking every angle.

“The student thinks she can challenge the master?” Techno asks, and you shriek in surprise as he digs up from below you.

“I fucking knew you’d say that! You predictable pig!”

“But you didn’t know where I was going to come from.” He points out. You know him well enough to detect the faint line of amusement in the words.

You groan, eating a steak. “Let’s dance, Technoblade.”

“Let’s die, actually.”

He comes at you with an axe, immediately disabling your shield. In retaliation, you swap to a fishing rod to lure him back in when he tried to run off.

As the two of you fight, you find yourself getting closer to your monitor, keeping your mouth shut as you concentrate. Fingers flying across the keys, you scroll to your lava bucket and attempt to burn him. By some miracle, he manages to avoid it and get a hit in on you.

“Oh my God.” You breathe at seeing how many hearts it takes. “Is that fucking enchanted?”

“Is yours not? Get good, nerd.”

You jump past him, placing a quick block to act as a barrier as you smack him with your own axe. Diamond, so it should make up for the difference in strength of his enchanted iron axe.

He loops around a tree, but you momentarily lose track of him. “Where the fuck—?”

As you notice your hearts depleting, you whirl around. Instead of doing the smart thing a retreating, you jump forward and crit him out. If he were any other player (cough cough, Tommy), he’d run. But he’s Technoblade. And all he does is crit you in return, killing you.

“Fuck.” You groan, leaning back in the chair.

<Technoblade> If you wish to defeat me train for another 100 years

Rolling your eyes at the chat message, all you can do is wait for the server to be reset with a new map and everyone living again.

You do the same tactic again, gearing up as quick as possible. It seems like other people have stolen your idea, but go about it in different ways based on the achievements. In the chat, you watch as Ranboo gets the achievement for entering the nether and then Tommy gets it right after.

“I will gift twenty subs if one of them isn’t dead within… five minutes.” You wager to your chat, laughing slightly. They’re still busy freaking out that you placed second last round, making you smile. “Guys, what’s wrong? You didn’t think I’d get kills? What am I known for if not manslaughter?”

A few minutes later—just under five minutes, might you note—Ranboo’s death message pops up. And then so does Tommy’s. Ranboo was killed by Tommy, but apparently Tommy burned to death? You can definitely picture his dumb ass walking into fire.

“Well… looks like I’m aiming for Phil.” You sigh. “I’d feel too bad to kill Tubbo again. But I’m not fucking with Dream or Techno— losing fights and all that.”

You start mining up to the surface, digging through some deep slate you had gone through. “Wait, is this wood?” You ask, scrolling to your axe to mine through the oak planks. You mine directly through a mineshaft, gasping in surprise. “Oh!”

There’s a chest in a minecart right in front of you, so you open it, hoping for some cheeky diamonds. You’ll even take wheat; food is food.

“Oh my God!” You shriek, probably bursting more than a few eardrums. “A god apple— oh my god! We’re fucking winning this one, guys! Cower at my name! But first we’re getting out of here before a spider kills me.”

You run around for a few minutes before stumbling into Dream and promptly running the other way directly into Phil’s house. Why he was building a house on a PvP server? You’ll never know.

“Oh, hi mate, what’re you doing?” He asks, hands empty of any weapons. You scroll onto your flint and steel silently. “Listen. We can talk about this. You don’t need to do this.”

“It’s too late, Philza Minecraft.” You answer, lighting some of the logs on fire. “Should’ve made it out of stone!”

Turning, you light the ground under him on fire then scroll over to your axe. He’s not expecting it, and although he gets a hit in with his empty fists, you still kill him.

“Just Techno and Dream left now.” You note. “Let’s just… hope they battle it out.”

To keep yourself occupied as you wait for the last five minutes before the borders shrink, you start setting cows on fire and collecting flowers. Poppies and dandelions fill your inventory, your little good luck charms.

“Alright guys. Someone go sneak into Techno’s chat and snitch on what’s happening for me.” You laugh, shaking your head. “Kidding, kidding. Don’t do that.”

Just as the one-minute warning pops up I no chat, Techno’s death message does. You gasp loudly, before grinning. “It’s my time to shine! I’ll avenge Techno!”

The world border starts to shrink behind you, but you’re already on the move. Knowing Dream, he’ll probably be in the center of the map. If you can catch him while he’s looting Techno’s body, you have no chance of losing.

“Stop saying good luck chat, I don’t need any good luck.” You grin, spotting Dream’s name tag. “I’ve got skill.”

Before you throw yourself at him, you eat your enchanted golden apple. If you trade blows, you’ll end up winning with the extra health. And two hearts is all you need.

“Ohhhh Dream!” You shout, catching him with a swing of your axe as you jump past him.

“AHH— what the fuck? Where did you come from?” He runs after you, making you do awkward jumping around to avoid his fishing rod.

“Stop! Stop that, I can’t— Dream!”

“Are you regenerating? Did you go to the nether?” He asks, and you can’t help but smile.

Because God apples don’t just give you extra hearts; they give you regeneration.

“I did one better.”

You hit him with your axe again, trading blows with him just like you thought you might.

“You’ve got to be low, how low are you?” He asks, hitting you again, but it’s too late. His body explodes on his death, his items flying out everywhere. You throw your chair back, jumping up and shouting.

“SUCK MY FUCKING DICK HATERS! I’M THE NEW PVP GODDESS AROUND HERE!”

-

@ WomenLover MOMMY? SORRY... MOMMY? SORRY

->@ TheRealBIcon dont be sorry we all thinking it she HOT HOT

@ S4pph1cSarah Anyone else see that fanart of her winning the PvP tournament… woo boy…. I’m… not okay…

@ S4pph1cSarah A thread of the HOTTEST fanart I’ve ever seen of our beloved streamer <3

@ SmexyWomenNearMe Me: “where is she?” “Her parkour skills are rusty how odd” “she’s streaming less” Her: “Watch this fuckos I’m badass and a killer”

->@ TwilightReference ”this is the face of a killer Bella”

@ CottagecoreBadass Can we talk about how dedicated she is? Like yeah she’s hot. So hot. But she’s also insanely badass and commited???

->@ CuteBuilder101 Best type of woman fr fr ->@ StarAnon Cottagecore + badass + chaotic force of nature = her (my dream woman)

@ StarAnon She really just drew all the women lovers outta hiding huh

@ ThisIsTheWriter Idk if I want to be her or if I want her but man. Oh man. I’m so bi.

[suguru-getos]

Oh. INTRESTING. I just realised I should think about self ships more 😭 but okay here we go 😎

my self ship would be with Suguru. Definitely. Not the cult leader tho 😭 just a little rewind right there. You see the high school Suguru? Yeah cool. I only claim him.

>>> How would be better like when I'm off?

It'd definitely hurt him too with me. (because that's what I've seen with people around me, you know when that loud and bubbly one goes silent ?! Even though you know they'd be fine it's just so ouch. As if something's missing. Yeah, my personality is more or less like Satoru, he's ENTP I'm ENFP. which by the way, did you know? Fits INTJ in compatibility better hehe yeah I see him as a threat so what? 😤) and since his rationality is something I"d value, he'd have to do the tougher job of being my backbone rather than getting away with just sympathizing and giving me rational and "harsh truth" perspectives when I come to him with the problem that's bothering me. He knows if tries to be soft with me or bullshit me with sympathy I'd see it right away. So that.

>>> I HC our relationship to be such that it makes everyone jealous because he's definitely smiling and laughing around me more (not because he's smitten or sth, because I'm his personal clown ✨). That's what I am about most of the times. Hyped up over the smallest things. Hehe.

>>> Jealous. Huh. Interesting. I'm a women in stem, and you must know how the ratio is always so heavy on men"s side. So naturally I have a lot of them hitting on me at all the points of time. 😂

>>>And another thing is, I'm an extrovert socialising with people all the time so he might be annoyed on how to get my attention on him out of all the other people i hangout with (Again, not my words 😂😭) little does he know he has all of it since day 1. But that'd be only an issue before we get together, because he'd never know if I view him differently/romantically or not 😭 because "you're this energetic with everyone. How am I to know?"

>>> I and Satoru would definitely always be bickering over how he lets me get away with spam texting but not him. Hehe. Suguru's reasoning? "You're annoying, she's not *shrug*"

I say I don't think any self ships but then I go on full on spam mode (I hope you don't mind it, if you do please be honest about it and lmk like "I just asked for headcanons not a ONESHOT you idiot🔪) somehow wow😭 but yeah. That's how I see it, sunshine x grumpy (kind of?) Trope.

(Which made me think, neither of us actually like yapping about ourselves too much so we'd just be having hours and hours of discussions about different topics. The quality time discussion is a love language kinda couple. )

Now YOUR TURN. *hands over the pen*

lmfaoooo why not the cult leader sugu? he has such a dominant rizzly energy my self ship revolves around him and i’d bark like an animal for cult leader sugs 🙇🏻‍♀️🥹

-> also that’s so cute omg?? i am an intj/entj hybrid so i love myself enfps 🫵🏻 they bring such a lovely vibe around. (my irl best friend is an enfp) & i’d die for her. <33 suguru would love you so much, you’d be his breath of fresh air & when you go down, so does his existence. i hc him as super empathetic to people he cares about, so if you’re down, he’s rock bottom. :33 hello 👋 another stem major here’s your crown 👑 gorgeous ‼️ i’ve graduated in 2022 from stem so i know how the life’s like. 😉 suguru would be disgustingly jealous fr fr you attract everyone with your positivity.

-> suguru would definitely appreciate your bickering with satoru & blabbering. it would make him feel good that two of the people he loves the most are talking/being together 💋

grumpy x sunshine is my favorite troupe so this post made me intensely happy. 🪷🥰 also, that’s alright for the long post, only made fun of how people can see a character so similarly yet so differently!!

-> as of my own self ship headcanons, i’ll post them cus i’d yap more than you istg 😭 he’d love when i wear a saree tho ‼️🙇🏻‍♀️

[optiwashere]

Hi just wanted to say from one trans person to another I love your trans headcanons and the way you depict various characters as trans, the T4T dynamics, the dictotomy between ones who are more like irl people who've been on hormones for a while and ones that are more fantastical, it's delicious it's great I'll eat it tf up every time ❤️‍🔥✨

Gender is a metaphorical buffet and we can pick and choose what parts we wanna devour 😋

Trans Karlach with trans Shadowheart is definitely one of my personal favorites, they're so goddamn cute and sweet together, I will gladly devour more content about them any day 😈 also trans Lae'Zel, she can get in the cuddle pile too, as a treat

Having said all that, I know you mainly write transfemme characters since that is what you know the best, but do you have any thoughts on transmasc characters? I'd say Wyll would do fantastically as a trans man and it'd add another layer to being rejected and kicked out by his dad so to speak. Also his pact with Mizora could give him a monster devil cock as one way of gender affirmation, as you do. T4T Karlach and Wyll is very important to me ❤️‍🔥🥺

Right out the gate, I just want to say a blanket thank you! 💜 I love writing the varied experiences of trans women, just like you said in your very kind words. Sometimes it's more heightened and intense and super explicit and matches one group's experience, and sometimes it's very lowkey and not very graphic, if it's graphic at all, and matches others' experiences. There's an infinite variety of trans women out there, and I try to match what I know with my friends and others while sprinkling on our version of the fantasy on top (heh)

I love to hear it, and I'm hoping to write as much Karlach/Shadowheart as I can manage between my beloved OC ship as well as all the rat posting.

I've mused over trans Minthara before, a drow trans woman is so JUICY for familial trauma and how to be the "correct" kind of woman. But trans Lae'zel I haven't! Her experience would be so interesting as a githyanki...

So, eventually I'll have to add a bit about this to my FAQ in a way that makes any amount of sense. As much as I would love to write transmasc characters, I'm just not convinced of my ability to do it justice without either falling into fetishism (either in smut or trauma fetishism) or requiring the kind of care that I don't really think I have the time for right now.

I'd also want a beta with sensitivity reading/editing experience for that specifically, and I'm not in the market for one at the moment!

I saw a post here musing about trans Wyll and I love it, and frankly I want everyone to have a giant pile of trans fics one day. But I'm only one woman, and my skillset is only in one area, sadly. T4T Karlach and Wyll would be magical, I agree.

Trans Wyll in particular works so well for all the reasons you described. He's so young, he's dealing with a lot on his plate as it is. Adding in familial issues and fears of rejection leading to self-rejection? That's good shit.

Gotta trans 'em all.

[feralattentionwhore]

Get to know the blog:

So apparently my horny posts are something worth following for so I guess I'll do a bio and about me thing that definitely won't turn into a random ADHD ramble about shit

About me

I'm Feral, 19 and I never learnt how to read ✌️

^^ I'm leaving this up because I think it's hilarious but I'm 20 now

Living in the UK but not white

demisexual as fuck, preference for women but honestly I'm more interested in how we vibe than any gender. I tend to identify most with lesbian/sapphic labels because I feel most comfortable in this community.

fuck knows my gender either, I mostly present femme atm but I just identify as *all* I'd say I'm more nb/w or nb/nb & t4t but just in love with queer people in general. I am a girl but I'm also a boy, I'm not cis. You aren't straight if you're attracted to me

Owned, completely and utterly in love, technically poly. I'd rather start off as friends and see how it goes (benefits available if we vibe)

-Dni and more under than the cut-

DNI:

I'm saying this now, I love y'all but minors please get off my page *respectfully*. This includes blank blogs without your age/ age range

Cis men-Age regressors-People who fetishise trans people, s*ssies and cross dressers-Gender/sexuality correction-terfs/homophobes etc-

Oh and PSA this fucking includes people who gatekeep LGBT labels, including but not limited to hating on butch lesbians who transition, nb&he/him lesbians. Just honestly if you aren't accepting of the ✨ENTIRE✨ LGBT+ community and how people choose to identify please leave. No buts no ifs no maybes

How to give attention:

Asks are completely okay, if you want to talk through anon regularly pick an emote and I'll be sure to tag it so they're easy to find. Flirt with me or ask questions, just keep it within my limits please.

Requests are also totally okay along with reblogs of any of my posts. They're always appreciated!

Unless we've interacted before please don't randomly DM me. Mutuals are obviously always welcome to chat, for non moots I prefer asks as I get a lot of anxiety

I tend to check out profiles that reblog/follow so if you want to be moots then that's the way to go

I can't believe I have to say this, but if you're only messaging me to sext or roleplay or whatever you call it you can leave. It makes me uncomfortable, and will most likely make me feel weird about talking to you again in the future. I'm happy to flirt but unless we've talked about it nothing more.

Safe words and talks about boundaries and limits are non negotiable in kink. If you're not respectful of that you're not a dom, if you don't have complete understanding of how this works and expect to engage in anything sexual with someone without doing proper preparation you're practicing unsafe and frankly dangerous kink. Kink is something serious and you need to know what you're doing

I'm demisexual, with a partner and require actual communication before I engage in anything other than flirting. If you're literally only talking to me bc I'm hot or for sex n stuff you're going to be disappointed

I also have a shit tonne of anxiety, so I will disappear if something makes me feel unsafe. If I don't reply, don't make it worse by getting upset. I'm sorry but I really just don't have the energy to deal with things, especially when we don't really vibe.

About ✨whore✨me:

I'm a sub mostly, total bottom and complete mess irl. thought I was ace until this year and basically innocent af (I mean significantly less as of v recently but still fairly shy). Also kinda a hermit so I'm very touch starved.

Short long summary of my kinks.. To be continued..

- Praise and nicknames, specifically cute ones that start with "my"

- Exhibitionism Mostly being uh, fucked in front of people and stuff

- hands and fingersJust god, everything to do with them. In my mouth? Yes, Pulling my hair? Yesss, choking me?? Yesssssssss, hurting tf out of me?? Please

- being manhandled, strength, just be stronger than me and throw me around pls&ty

- being a simp for me and letting me get away with pretty much anything?? Yes

- being controlled and posessiveness Like a lot, like probably more than a healthy amount

- being teased, constantly

- marks.. Just fucking marks feeling owned and having proof of it with collars and stuff

- and also pain, pain and more pain all the hard kinks

- voices, dirty talk, the way they beg, and moan, and call me a good girl, the way their voice drops when they tease me. Everything about voices

- corruption.. 👀 😤

- being free use, letting friends fuuck me, being a whore for everyone. Them sharing my nudes with their friends, them letting their friends fuck me? Yes please

- affectionate domination / soft doms but rough sex

- most of this is just the long way of saying I have a massive kink for my pretty ass girlfriend though.. Just everything about them.. Mostly their hands, and their voice and uh.. Yeah just them

Limits:

-degradation, any way shape or form,I'll most definitely cry. Acting like you don't like me, hurt me because you love me not because you think I'm worthless

- pet play, Ddlg and that kind of vibe aren't for me

- I don't quite know how to explain it but the strict af, black suit and tie, academy / high protocol/training style/straight people bdsm. It's just way too nonpersonal for me and not fun. I prefer messing around and stuff plus my gf looks way better in a skirt

- discipline, punishments and other things that make me think you hate me (see: I'm a big ass baby and sensitive af)

- refering to my uhh *anatomy* just uh it gives me dysphoria like a lot so please don't

- body fluid shit, incest, feet, tickling, hypnosis

- other things that I'm not perticularly comfortable talking about here, you don't need to know unless we're talking

Tags I use:

Yes I'm insanely bad at tagging things, yes I'm trying, no it's not working. If I forget to, just get mad at me in asks or something. I'm sorry ADHD just kind of does that

#feral asks - all asks that I've answered

#feral music - music recommendations because I have a god complex about music

#feral in love - direct posts about my gf/wife/partner/Dom/love of my life

#feral tmi - random personal shit about myself and figuring out my body

#feral reblogs - stuff I reblog, I have a separate account where I keep most of my reblogs but sometimes I can't help it

#needy feral - me begging for attention on Tumblr

#feral exposed - photos of me

#tw feral - depressing shit, mute the tag if you don't want to see that shit

#dark feral - hard kink shit, mute if you'd rather not see it

#feral complaints - shit that bothers me

#feral blogs - thoughts, updates and questions for you all about the blog

[toomanystoryideas]

Alright I’ll be ✨nosy✨ if you’re still willing to talk about it— what’s going on with your roommate?

yeah i’ll talk about it!! i haven’t moved out yet so i guess i’ll update if anyone is curious how that goes. here’s the story because it’s kind of long:

anyway i’m a trans man right, but i’m closeted because it probably wouldn’t be safe to come out to my very republican family, so i basically live my life as a woman. and because it’s not safe for my parents to know this, i keep a list in my notes app of everyone i’ve come out to that i know irl. i made it when i was like sixteen and jokingly called it my “hit list” and never really thought much about it after that except updating it whenever i trusted someone enough to open up to them about my identity

i now attend a university in chicago and i have two roommates and two other suitemates who are all women. i’m not out to them because it just didn’t really come up and i didn’t want to make them uncomfortable rooming with a man yknow? i’m used to being closeted it was okay

anyway about two weeks ago now, on the sunday before halloween, i’m in the common lounge area of the floor we live on talking to a few people i’m out to and i told them about my “hit list”. i was being vague because one of my roommates was there but not really listening and i didn’t want to out myself, but regardless i was saying this in a very jokey and lighthearted way, like, a way that should have made it extremely obvious that i am not going to actually kill anyone. because duh? should be obvious it’s just a joke

fast forward to halloween (tuesday); it’s like 11:30pm and i’m alone in our room almost done with my homework. i get a knock at my door and go to open it to find it’s an RA i’ve never met before, who says we have to have a conversation in the RA office downstairs. he tells me someone who heard me saying this (i have a sneaking suspicion it’s one of my “friends”) reported me and i have to explain myself to a worker on the protocol phone line. so i have to vaguely and very uncomfortably out myself, and i’m really emotional and pissed off, but whatever, i’m told the situation is cleared. (my roommates don’t sleep in our room that night and they told me they just didn’t wanna wake me so they had a sleepover with some of our friends.)

anyway the next morning i’m on the train to come back from a class i have in another part of the city and i get an extremely rude email from a dean of students telling me we have to have a meeting at a specific time; he didn’t even ask for my availability. i think the situation is cleared already but i go anyway, really mad about it. so we meet and he’s SO condescending, talking about how what i did is like yelling “fire” in a crowded theater (not true at all?) but eventually i get through to him and he resolves the situation.

but my roommates don’t sleep in the room that night either, which is when it starts to get weird, so i try to ask but they’re kind of icing me out of our entire friend group. eventually one of them tells me they’ve been told to stay in temp housing and they can’t sleep in our room. they tell me they’re not even supposed to talk to me or know the situation.

so i send an angry email to the dean and he calls me on the phone the next day—patronizing as ever—and i tell my roommates they can come back as soon as they’re back from their weekend trip back to their hometown (because, oh yeah, they’re childhood friends from a small town, and i’m their randomly selected third person)

so they do and everything is normal for a little while, but weirdly they don’t ask about it and don’t want to hear about what happened when i offer to tell them. whatever i just don’t talk about it then and we pretend nothing happened.

until about a week ago when our building’s RD emails all five of us saying we have to have a meeting to “process feelings and impacts” or some shit. none of us can agree on a time until we finally meet two nights ago. and that’s when everything goes to shit, because as soon as i re-explain the situation everyone starts freaking the fuck out

basically they are shaking and/or crying saying shit like “you can never say that in a joking way” “that’s never something to joke about” “i’m just worried l like what if it’s real” “so there is a list” “i’ve had panic attacks” “we all lay awake at night wondering if something will happen” “[other roommate] and i lost a pair of scissors and we were freaking out”

the conclusion of this meeting is that they all want me to leave. over a joke i made one time. and the fucked up part is because the dean cleared me, i don’t have to do anything and nobody from admin can make me leave. but my roommates avoid me at all costs and haven’t even been sleeping in the room or coming in more than like for one second once a day to grab something since that meeting happened. so now i don’t want to stay here anyway, since our whole friend group also lives on this floor of this building and i can’t stand to see them all hanging out without me all the time it’s horrible. but i also live in the best freshman residence hall and we’re all in a living learning community so i don’t want to leave this building

the three options i have right now:

move right now into an open spot on a sophomore-only floor of this building (i want this the most but it is NOT likely admin will let this happen)

move into temp housing in a worse building and then move back into a spot on a freshman floor that will only open up after the semester is over (i want to stay in this building so i’d hate the temp housing plus it’s like moving twice within one school year which sounds like torture)

stay here for the rest of this semester and then move into that spot that will open up after the semester is over (i just want to get out of here atp since half the people that live here are either avoiding me or being avoided by me)

sorry for how long this post is lmfao. i’m having a meeting on monday or tuesday probably to discuss the options and see which one i will go with

[atlasisntdead]

3/💖

8/🌠

14/✨ (non negotiable <3)

3/💖 what's your favourite thing about being queer?

For me at least, being less in my own head about fitting in and being normal and accepted. Like I used to but then I reached a certain level of queer and at that point I realized I didn't give a fuck lol. Like even if no one accepted me ever I feel way more free and not just in terms of gender and sexuality but everything.

8/🌠 when did you first figure out you were queer? do you still use the same labels you did back then?

At 14 I realized I liked girls after watching Blue is the warmest color lol. I considered myself bi but was confused about my attraction to guys for years, going back and forth from bi to bi with a preference for women, to aroace, greyro/ace, to the split attraction model (biromantic homosexual), back to bi when I was dating my girlfriend but then she came out as a girl and I thought I was a lesbian, then last year I was undeniably attracted to a guy and realized I'm definitely bi and my weirdness about guys comes from the fact that they always liked me as a cis girl, which is when I finally realized I was trans. As for gender, at around 18 was the first time I truly questioned gender, at 19 I considered myself nonbinary, agender at one point, nb again, cis again (my irl best friend has that pro trans anti nb view that I hate but that was the point where it got into my head that it's pointless cause no one will accept me so I went back into the closer and denial) and then trans/nb at 20. Idk I'm a guy but I relate to non binary as a label in a way, but not as the sole or main label. As for sexuality I feel like I only fully understood it last year, I'm completely confident with both labels for the first time, I have a way better grasp of my identity than at 14.

14/✨ tell me something you really like about yourself

This is relevant to being queer, but honestly the fact that I tend to intuitively guess things about myself, and others too, pretty early on when literally no one around me would agree with me. I just like how I'm not afraid to consider things despite how ignorant and hostile my environment can be and how I literally have avpd. For all that I hate about myself, I'm impressed that I was so open to consider the idea of being mentally ill at all, or queer at all, especially so easily/early. I didn't really resist it as much as one would expect and I kept learning more about myself and looking for answers cause I was sure I would find them and then I did. And it's good bcz I'm also very accepting of others and know what to say and how to help usually.

Thanks for the ask <3

[ronance4everbrainrot]

I understand the Robin and Vickie shippers it's cute and all but the those looks roncance gave each other are also just ✨✨✨ and well Vickie wasn't mentioned only in the first episode so I forgot about her and Ronance has my heart. And if you want a female friendship for Robin (even tho yes she has a canon crush on her) she can have one with Vickie, they both like music...or well are in band and can ramble about girls they like, so Robin finally has a person who understands the wlw thing and not with Steve being a "Man" loving women (even tho I love their platonic Soulmateness) and with Nancy being also a not yet canonly straight but never Really proofed to be bisexual (besides those ronance moments but if it's friendship) then she has a female friend but not a canonly wlw friend, so she would have a female friend but not one that understands her wlw side... So you can correct me if anyone I even read this and I said something wrong because I don't want to offend anyone and I'm also just biased because I've been having the brainrot of my life (ronance) so ye... I'd want her to end up with Nancy 😊 because Nancy also deserves to get out of that love triangle.. Like wtf why the duffer Brothers trying to get stancy back together, I'd either want Jancy, her being single or Ronance. I love them irl like 100% adorable and just love (natalia and Charlie) but I don't really like jancy (I mean I can life with it, like I could life with Rockie) and the option should not be Steve or Jonathan, it should be Single or Robin lol 😂

Sorry it's so long.. I just read the comment with Robin having a female friend and just thought about the fact that you can also say that about Vickie (and yes, i know she has a crush on her and not Nancy, at least canonly 😪) I mean we know nothing about her personality but her only personality is rambling.. At least what I remember and her saying the same thing as Robin, which yes cute, but also because of that I think they'd be better as friends, but I hope she gets more screentime in season 5 and an actual personality that is not like Robin's and also Nancy is a main character and all the other main characters are dating main characters, so I hope Vickie is kinda important and gets to be a main character, because I don't want Robin to just date a side/background character (idk if the main character thing is wrong because Idk what the relevance level of a side character is so I thought Robin and Steve and Eddie would also be main character but idk)

Damn I wrote a lot.. I would probably just delete it but I wrote so much that I don't think I could write it like this again so I'm gonna unfortunately send it and hope anyone will read it and get where I'm coming from 😁✨

If you got this far, I love you and you can ship whoever you want! Unless it's Robin with a man and Will with a girl, then I hate you, anyway. Have a great day/night/anything and stay safe! Your opinions is valid but some may not agree, which is fine until it isn't and I hope I wasn't disrespectful (besides the stancy thing lol) with anything I said. Because you shouldn't be disrespectful about people's opinion unless they are harmful and erasure of some kind (like Robin being a lesbian and shipping her with a man)... Honestly idk why I said it because I don't think people like that would watch this video.. But I'm too lazy to delete it so it's still gonna stand there... Anyway.. Biiii ✨✌️

Some may not make sense but I commented this under a YouTube video and I saw a comment that said "I like platonic ronance and Robin needs a female friend" (or smth like that)

[rose-of-the-valley]

For ✨wanna be nosy here's your chance✨ ask-

3) do you smoke?

13) biggest turn ons?

14) biggest turn offs?

15) favorite movie

16) I love you if_____

19) a fact about your personality

21) what I love most about myself

28) a description of the person I dislike the most

33) what words make me feel the best about myself

34) what I find attractive in women

35) what I find attractive in men

(if you go both ways answer both, if not, answer only the one that's relevant to you)

42) the last thing I ate

Have a nice day! 😆🌹

im putting this under a read more bc i talk a lot and it got a little too long LOL

3. do you smoke

nope! no smoking here. i am an epitome of the success of the dare program

13. biggest turn ons

if i were a romanceable option in a dating sim you'd probably win me over by helping me do the stuff that i dont feel like doing, listening to me give multi-hour repetitive lectures about my favorite media, and feeding me sweets

on a slightly more explicit note, im a sucker for praise

14. biggest turn offs

you'd lose dating sim hearts if you stress me out unnecessarily, think you know what's best for me/try to push your views on me, or are too into PDA

on the explicit side, cannot handle any sort of ageplay. i can deal w/ a daddy kink if it comes up in like a fic or something but otherwise no

15. favorite movie

hmm idk if i have a favorite bc it's usually "whatever movie i watched recently that was good" BUT i do regularly rewatch the 2005 pride and prejudice so probably that

16. i love you if ________

you let me be weird around you

19. fact about my personality

i like to say that my first priority is always committing to the bit but in reality i feel bad pranking people and am almost always the first to tell ppl the truth afterwards

21. what i love most about myself

i'm actually really adaptable and good at figuring things out when i want to be. it's how near the end of my boat job one of the captains told me "you can't tell it's your first season" bc i'd learned so quickly.

the problem is the "when i want to be" part LOL

28. person i hate the most

oohhohgohoho my first bf's bestie, henceforth referred to as L for Loser, was a total sleazeball

L kept hitting on me and my friends asking us to go over to his place even when we were in relationships, and he convinced a later gf of my ex to cheat on him with L

L also ended up dating 2 of my ex's exes

the ex has joked that me not dating L is one of the few things that kept his self esteem intact in high school which is funny but also sad bc wtf kind of bestie does that

33. words that make me feel the best about myself

as someone who grew up mostly being known as the smart kid sometimes being told "you can do this" is actually more stressful, so it'd have to be more along the lines of "you can do this, but it's ok if you don't get it the first time or if you don't want to"

34 + 35. what i like in men + women

for context i've dated 4 ppl so far, all men (with varying degrees of gender conformity), and 3/4 have been >5'10", 3/4 were in a high school robotics team, 3/4 were asian, and all were stem majors

if you want me to like you, you HAVE to have a love of science and some level of fascination with space and be able to tolerate me going off on long tangents about whatever's occupying my mind that hour (and preferably be able to engage w/ those so they're more conversations than monologues)

when it comes to physical traits i only really have a pref when it comes to fictional characters

also i like sharp teeth but no one irl has that without severe tooth pain so

42. last thing i ate

my mom gave me half a sushirrito that she had for lunch as my dinner. first time having one. ngl i hated them as a concept but they're actually pretty good

also i got groceries delivered today so i am HIGHLY contemplating eating the entire can of peaches that came with it

thanks for asking! ^_^

re: this ask game

[donttakeitsopersonal]

Seeing internet drama like… match up or I suppose mirror the subplot of a webcomic I’m reading is so so fascinating. I mean it’s like drama that we’ve seen a bazillion times if you’ve spent enough time in the right circles but idk seeing it playing out too with real people got me thinking again.

Waffles under cut

Ima keep it vague even tho im an absolute nobody, knowing my luck, this will breach containment and then my unorthodox new ways of thinking will ruffle feathers haha but yeah.

Essentially the comic is about the aftermath of a murder and how people are living their lives after that. One of the accomplices is free and living their life and they’re also online. People find out and bully them, someone even suggested deleting their accounts and going offline for a while, but they don’t want to. One thing that is brought up with it is everyone keeps telling them they got to take accountability, which is true. But that’s got me asking well what does that look like? Like it can really look a lot of different ways but watching irl drama play out it makes me wonder if anything will ever be good enough for people. Like I’ve even seen this same scenario play out many times and there’s usually always a vocal group who just want the guilty party to be forever guilty. Is it good enough for them to take accountability, apologize, and rectify their behavior? (I’m talking low stakes drama here not like heinous abuse lol) it just really feels like if you ever make a tiny misstep online that’s your cross to bear forever. I feel like it’s very reductive and doesn’t allow the person to grow and change, which, isn’t that what we want? For people to grow and change and better themselves? Like idk man at this point in time if you can’t show me examples of someone doing XYZ shitty thing within the last year, like yknow something recent, I really couldn’t give a flying sideways fuck. If someone said “hey I did XYZ at this time and that was fucked and shitty and I’ve worked to change myself” and they haven’t done XYZ and did work to change themself, then idk man you sound incredibly immature and like you gotta mind your own business. Like it’s perfectly fine to be like “I don’t like this person they’re icky to me” that’s fucking fine you don’t need a good reason to not like people they can just give you general ick, water and oil don’t mix and you won’t like everyone you meet. You don’t have to be a bully tho 🙄🙄

OMG lemme waffle about other silly drama I saw that’s just like oh myfuckingod you do not need to and also hey wait a minute. So this one car influencer who is a very mean girl that’s also mean to other women while trying to present as a ✨Girl’s Girl✨™️ has had this, I shit yall not, YEARS beef with this other gal. So two face (that’s what ima call her lol) years ago, like BC(before covid) times TF was doing modeling and mechanic work, wow femme model on car soooo original /s 🙃so at this point in time she was actually a ✨Girl’s Girl✨™️, or at least pretended like it well enough lol, and was friends with some other blue collar girlies. She said she’d help them start their own OFs if they wanted and one took her up on that offer. Idk what happened exactly but TF started accusing said girl that she was copying her and taking her business. And like this was all so funny to me because like this just gave me DeviantArt sparkledog furry drama circa. 2007, like legit “yOu CaNt PaInT yOuR cAr PuRpLe!!11 YoU cOpIeD!!!!2!11!” Like bro this is straight up “you copied my design because you also have stripes on your tail” like day one internet shit, get with it girl. But also this is funny too because I seen her at that time basically copy someone else’s video like cmon. So anyways that basically made their friendship implode on itself and she has since then had a vengeance on this poor girl lol so here’s the nutty part, TF will constantly say “this girl is always copying everything I do, I saw her doing XYZ” which like is kinda inconspicuous when you hear it but then it’s like wait, you say you do not like this person, you try and avoid them, so on and w/e so it’s like wait,,, HOW do you know that??🤨unless you’re checking out her page and following what she does 👀 sussy. And like the other gal she’s cool and nice, we’ll call her GG, but I NEVER see her saying SHIT about TF unless TF did something like get her page flagged or something, which I feel is normal. And like mind yall this has been going on for over the span of years. So being an outside spectator to this all I seriously think TF is projecting onto GG, at least with the “oooh you stalking my page waaah” like girl idk you the only one posting videos about someone else 👀and also I feel like TF feels like I wanna say attacked but not really, maybe more like GG makes TF feel inadequate? But like I feel like seeing GG’s journey it’s what TF have strived for, like GG was a dealer mechanic, and now has her own shop with her mans and their friend. Like TF has only ever worked at like quick lube places and I think very very briefly at a custom shop or something. Like a month or less. And while I can say TF can perform the work, she is not what I would consider a high level mechanic. Like you just realistically have not seen that many cars, you’re not going to see the normal stuff that comes into places you’re not going to have that experience. Yeah working on your own stuff gives you skills a dealer or shop won’t but there’s far more you’ll learn in a shop, and I feel like deep down she knows that and feels threatened by it. Cause like girl why the hell else would you be paying so close attention to this game that you’d clown on her miscarrying like brruuuuuhhhhh you did not have tooooooooo 🥴🥴🥴that VIDEO could’ve stayed in the drafts😶 the fact she made a video too is big YIKES. But wow yeah it’s nutty asf, reality is stranger than fiction

[xtallin]

✨ Astro Observations ✨

Love love love reading other ppls, but I have some notes I haven't seen other places sooo...

🦋 I have noticed a super strange pattern where alot of people are highly attracted to a person born under the sun sign before theirs. Ex. I have seen alot of Leo men go crazy for Cancer women. And alot of Libra men loving Virgo women. Normally the former sign is not as interested in the later sign. Lmk if you've seen this too

🦋 Libra Sun men are wayy more secretive and about their relationships than Libra sun females. Most Libra girls relationships are the talk of the town.

🦋 Pisces Sun seem to look either very thin or bigger even if their weight is very average.

🦋 There are a ton of celebrities with Scorpio Venus or Mars

🦋 Cancer Sun with air moon come off more emotionally detached and cold than any other combination in my experience

🦋 I've noticed your family name is strangely attached to your chart. Ex. My family name translated means Mercury and 3/5 of my immediate family have mercury as their dominant planet. (Mercury/sun in virgo, moons in Gemini, etc)

Another ex. My middle name translates to ocean treasure/pearl and I have alottt of water influences (venus, mars, ascendant water)

🦋 Taurus men seem to obsess over Virgo women

🦋 Leo women seem to be happier when changing their hair to red or blonde

🦋 Everyone says Pisces are known to be super into drugs/psychedelics, but I'd like to say the same goes for Gemini placements

🦋 Aquarius placements usually are highly emotional, but shut down alot and end up distancing and self isolating instead of expressing. Alot of people see them as non-caring/chill/unemotional when they really aren't.

🦋 I think Gemini's are natural innovators. Naturally coming up with solutions that other people wouldn't have thought of.

🦋 Sagittarius sun people seem to be the most insecure yet rejecting of validation people ever. I don't have the best experiences with the sun, but Sagittarius moon people are actually the nicest ever. I'm convinced their opposites of their sun counterpart.

🦋 Men with Capricorn placements are actually really gentle with the ones they love. They are the type to more find a solution than vent, but are always there to help.

🦋 Not sure why, but Libra Mars people seem to always have a superiority complex, but simultaneously feel inferior and need to prove themselves all the time.

🦋 I have seen alot of women with Taurus placements develop eating disorders. Either by choice or forced by outside factors.

🦋 Virgos, on the other hand seem to always stay thin because everything seems to upset their stomach or they can't eat much to begin with. As a virgo sun, I can't eat more than 7 bite of anything without feeling painfully full.

I would love to hear anyone's opinion on any of my bullets. I literally don't have any friends irl that like astrology 🥲🦋✌🏻

[1111jenx]

Spill the tea on Cancer risings boo💞⚡

Hey ya;)

I gotchu love! Friendly warning I'm on a roll today so I won't hold back😋 I know way too many Cancer Risings irl for me to be gentle HAHAHA, lets get into it!!!<3

Cancer Rising/ Moon aspecting the Ascendant

Read more about my rising sign series here

First and foremost, please tell me how do you have that big of a heart please? Like someone could hurt you BAD but all they need is some convincing and persuasion and you'll forgive them within 5-9 business days (doesn't mean yall forget though😄)With the Moon being present in the first house here, theres no wonder as to why these people are so so emotionally intelligent!!

Cancer Rising people I know are not at all trusting like they look. They usually look spectacular in sundresses or ones that hold their curves tight<3(yes both men&women what ya gonna do about it). They also possess a really recognizable face shape!! For the men I noticed that they tend to be really attractive to women/are a heartbreaker (surprise!) and they tend to be very funny and have a childlike sense of ✨charm✨ to them. Their smiles are hella beautiful and these men along with Sag Rising men give off the most rounded and laidback vibe in my opinion🥳 The women with Cancer Rising have gorgeous stomach/boobs!!! Cancer rules these two body parts and then blessed the natives with such curves too sksksks I'm so jealous help-

Saying it one more time for the people in the back. THEIR SMILES. HOLY SHIT THEIR SMILES!!!!! Maybe because of my cancer placements, I have such huge crushes on these people. I also notice that when they smile, their eyes also curve like the crescent moon 🌙 in reverse haha and they tend to have really nice skin!! esp when they pass the puberty stage their skin really glow and are hella smooth. Model placements I'm not gonna lie all of my Cancer Rising friends model (2H Leo)

This is so shallow I shouldn't be like this sksksk but one more point to Cancer Rising for being the hottest people on earth alongside Virgo Rising, Aries Rising and Capricorn Rising💀 Guys I'm literally blushing y'all don't know how beautiful you guys are. Can be so so insecure of their appearance and very similar to Virgo Rising, won't let any dummie see them unprepared. ALSO have a beautiful face with and without makeup. Their features are very full. Big, doe eyes with nice eyelashes and eyebrows. A lips thats really well-shaped and ofcourse, their signature glow(?!) Idk how to explain this but look. Leo Rising has this golden shiny layer to us and our look like the Sun. And similarly, Cancer Rising has a warm layer of moonlight tint on their body too. SO SO ETHEREAL.

Angelic. Both their minds and their heart. Unless there are really bad aspects to the Moon they tend to have the biggest heart EVER. I tried to find a reasoning in their chart and perhaps its because of their Aquarius 8H, the desire (8H) to be giving and humanitarian is insane. I get really mad when my Cancer Risings do this tbh, its like they're asking to be used by shady people yall. But also they're one of a few that can truly warm my cold dead black heart😀💀 A Cancer Rising, who I just met for 6 months and I were having a deep conversation regarding a philosophical idea and she held my hands, looked me in the eyes and said "Bro. I would honestly die for my friends. If you need my kidney, I would give it to you without you asking" And my Gemini Mercury detached ass was put on the spot so I was like 😃Oh.. I think I'm good but thank you, just don't tell anyone this okay like in the long run its not good💀 Stop giving out so much love y'all i- sklssk

With their 5H in Scorpio, they may come off very serious without meaning too and they do search for fun relationships when single but once they settled down its done deal. They're so sexual and intense tbh and you didn't hear this from me but these mf are so ✨kinky✨ Who said that Cancer Risings are soft bottoms need to come and talk to me lol. Like ya they will say it like that but only in private will they show you how crazy they are. I never met a single Cancer Risings women that doesn't secretly love the power trip of being on top<3

Very very self-aware. They know their strengths and weaknesses more than anyone and they might not necessarily owe up to it at first (or when they're being defensive just stfu and leave the room so they don't blow up pls) but will always admit to it at the end. they knows rights and wrongs perhaps better than anyone. Feels bad for everyone and everything its like all they do is vibe and feel and vibe&feel more LOL

My go-to gossip bestie. Mind telling me how you know everything teeny tiny thing about everyone?🤣 People come to them with informations and they never really have to do anything but ask. Trust me your Cancer Rising friends aren't that innocent, they are hella ✨scary✨ and the information and gossips they have on you probably build a picture in their head about you already, but will always give you a chance and get to know you better. They adapt well too lowkey high maintenance but won't tell anyone but their closest. With that Gemini in 12H, they have a deep need to know things and learn things but they make it so casual like would literally be reading your entire phone convo while sitting next to you but so so smooth with it they look unfazed HAHAHAHAH

Highkey? Already made up their minds whether or not they trust you. Don't get them wrong, they're very sociable individuals, the Moon afterwards do represent the people. Have a lil connects here and there all the time but when it boils down to absolute trust, 5 fingers are still a lil too much for them🤣 Their friends must be loyal, trustworthy and supportive of them. Other than that they can't give two fuck about what their friends are doing. Also they like people who are very different from them:) They like friends who are different and unique and are not afraid to be honest, they also love confidence people who offer them comfort.

They want to be rich and they probably will be. Smart with their finance and have really good connects with people✨

Cry when you cry type. Hold your hands tight and keep saying sorry when they think they did something wrong. Seeing them cry is the most heartbreaking thing ever cause they look like sad angels bro my heart can't take dat🥺 But seeing them mad is AHHAAHHAAH, not fun. They give you the dead stare and starts saying MEAN stuff LOL. Will be plotting a 20 page long plan against you and turn everyone against you. Run now.

They can be so successful just by being themselves. Once they grow more confidence, they can really make money off by walking into the spotlights whether thats acting or singing or modeling, anything that's artistic will help these people make a fortune (Leo 2H)

Alsoooo will be very famous for their aesthetics and personal style!!!! 2H is a Venusian house after all:)

Smart. Very very educated people! They may come from a pretty educated & well off family and could have been the favourite child🤣 They receive a lot of admiration and care as a kid so they need a lot of it growing up:)

FUN FACT: The moon also rules over brain so a lot of them could have been really rly smart as a kid and continually to become even more ambitious as they grow. Complain about their workload all the time and would get 100 everytime wtf💀

Love-hate relationship with siblings. Their siblings could have been very critical of them or they could have yet both parties know they mean well. A pretty educational relationship i would say HAHAHA

Very quick to say thank you and sorry. Amazing manners tbh they will win your parents over in the blink of an eye🪐

Their relationship with their family is interesting. May seem rly close to them but they don't necessarily tell them everything. Its also very possible that women with Cancer Rising look a lot like their mom! They got the best features from that side and people might tell them how they look like their mom's little version😋 Their mothers/mother figure could have been very encouraging of them stay true to themselves and become socially conscious:) Also could have played instruments when they were younger really well or was deeply connected to the art! (painting, singing)

Also I don't think this is any news but why does every Cancer Risings I've met party so hard?💀Guys AND girls too omfg. Give them a bottle of tequila and they can down it fastttttt. Also they're heavy-weights and can handle their alcohol pretty well!!! A lot of them are surprisingly experimental people?💀💀 You wouldn't expect it since they look so innocent but lemme tell you, that 5H Scorpio is working overtime HAHAHAHAH. Name anything and I wouldn't be surprised if they had already done it (ESPECIALLY WITH A MAJOR AQUA INFLUENCE OR SCORPIO/PISCES INFLUENCE)

Um respectfully they have a lot of options and they know that so like if y'all can't provide them a future or stability and warmth, leave the line☺️ LMAO i've never met a cancer rising thats down to date someone for a short period of time. They're aiming for the long run baby. Its hoeing around or being on a boeing to the bahamas with their hubby, no in between. (Capricorn 7H)

Despite what people think, while they are so so emotional, they're also extremely rational and realistic. They may have fantasies and dreams but they would never share it to anyone. A lot of them enjoy a good challenge and are actually SERIOUSLY competitive lol especially when it comes to love and work!!!

I will never ever dare to say a word when these people are mad💀💀💀 My mars-jupiter will shut up and not dare to even make a joke cuz im too scared of their tantrum. Yes they would sit down and talk to you and make GREAT points but no, if you don't take it well and y'all start to shout watch them leave the room asap and soam the mf door in your face so they can "cool off" LOL. Their silence is deadly.

They don't like arguing with people too often and deep down, these people all have a hidden insecurity despite their laidback front. So when you argue with them, be mindful of this, because they will nice until you touch that one spot. And then they will go psycho.

The type to be quite charitable and socially conscious! They're deeply aware of everything and are very witty people. However, in sex they need a lot of consistency and commitment. They like to change it up now and then too, very experimental. Oh Honestly? I have to stress how significant it is for them to either settle down for years or currently messaging 10 guys and have 2 dates in a day. They love that taste of power😄

My Cancer Risings friends bring me home everytime I'm with them. Even though they might make fun of me as I'm drunk throwing up on the floor, they will still make sure I'm safe at the end of the day. The anxiety these people have for their loved ones is crazyyyyyy

Also they get attached FAST, especially with people that opened up to them so they decided its time to share something too LOL.

They like confidence people a lot, people who know when and how to take the lead but also people who are childish and very charming!!! These individuals will meet great people in this life where they'd be guided by these combative individuals towards their path. Should work in something that encourages independence and passion.

So possessive and i thought i was all that 😄I have 2 Cancer Rising friends that I had to have a separate talk with before we meet because they were both so TERRITORIAL💀💀 omg i'm so tired yall like the attention is fun but no pls no more. Ahh also they're extra sensitive and daring in relationships tho. If you try to touch their men, they will push you in a mf oven and cook you alive boo stay away ahahahahajaha😋😋

FUNNY. I HATE HOW THEY DONT EVEN BOTHER TO HIDE THEIR DEGRADING SENSE OF HUMOUR. so so sarcastic and mean when they make fun of you so they only do it to their close friends. Also very very touchy with loved ones:)

"I don't care" - they do. Thats about it.

Attract so so sooo much drama and there are usually so many rumours about them like i'm sorry when did you hear that I had a threesome again wtf😀😀😀

Get less and less sassy as they age. When younger could have lowkey been a ✨bully✨ or they always have people that would back them up.

Lose friends all the time. I notice how this is one of the reason a lot of Cancer Risings stop putting too much attention finding new people. People disappoint them so often and they get used so much they're tired now yall cool it😭😭

Mean girl vibes. Lowkey tho like I said they know everything so dont fw them guys😄 They already have something against you don't add to it AHAHAHAHA jk

Also, they love to be confided in. Absolutely adore it when someone gives them 100% affection and attention if its 20% then they don't wanna🥳 Believe in marriage too cuz they can be very traditional people.

Vibe really well with kids and animals. Babies LOVE them and they really want a family of their own in the future.

Soft spot for Cancer/Capricorn placements😈 My Cancer Risings friends lowkey love me a lil too much hehehe

Omg I forgot to mention but Cancer Rising women tend to be ADORED by their dad/parental figure!! They could have been spoiled a bit too🤣

Crying. Crying and more crying✨ My Cancer Rising friends during her emo moments turn off all her lights and send me a picture of her face with tears down her cheeks and I gasped HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY BUT LIKE SHE GOT EMOTIONAL BC HER MAN IGNORES HER MESSAGE FOR AN HOUR I- HAHAHAHAHA

Patience. So so much patience with people:) They also like to be the saviour yall their saviour complex is bad BAD. Omg that feeling when you change someone for the better 🥵 am i right💀

Gosh so thats a wrap y'all 🥳🥳🥳 I finally released my Cancer Rising post and I'm so so happy HAHAHAHA!!! I really want to spill more tea for you guys but my friends read my blog daily now so perhaps another time;) lmfao but tysm for asking luv!! I hope this quench your thirst for knowledge 😆

love,

saint jenx🪐

[lilliganshitposting]

Ok so LGBTQIA+ talk time since I seem to be amassing more identities and labels for myself.

I’m L! I’m bi, I’m non binary (pronouns pending) and I’m on the aromantic spectrum.

Sexuality

Being bisexual was something I denied for the longest time and I tried to ignore it in order to fit in. Guess how unhappy that made me? This was in part due to being in an environment that wasn’t very welcoming for those who weren’t hetero and partly because I didn’t know anybody else who was bi.

When I first found out one of my old friends was bi, I started thinking more about my sexual identity. I joked about liking women, I said I had “girl crushes” but this was just a way of trying to justify my thoughts, being afraid to accept something I had been trying to push down for the longest time.

I knew I wasn’t straight, straight people didn’t have the same thoughts as I did. They didn’t get flustered in same-sex changing rooms, didn’t get awkward about Victoria Secret adverts, didn’t gaze too long at women and tried to play it off as wanting to be like them.

So I accepted something I had known all along. I didn’t come out about it, I was just bi. Nobody had to know, nobody needed to ask, it was just about who I liked. I have a preference towards men, but I can happily say I am attracted to women too!

Gender Identity

Last August about a week or so after my birthday, I looked in the mirror and thought, “Hmm.”.

And then I texted my main gc with my irl friends and said “I’m nonbinary.”. I had cut my hair quite short a few months previously, and throughout those past months I had been thinking thoughts such as:

“wow I look so genderless”

“people might see me as a boy or a girl or…”

“I could be mistaken for a boy!”

“this outfit is so unisex”

I’d also been dressing less “femininely” and wearing more “masculine” clothing. However when I texted that I was nonbinary into my gc it had also been a shock for myself. The thought of myself being nonbinary had never even popped up in my head over those months. Usually I took the time to ruminate over things, give careful consideration before going ahead with thoughts and words, but it seemed as though my body was working faster than my brain.

I felt as though I was lying, that I couldn’t take back what I said and I’d have to stick with that.

But I did think. And I thought and I thought and I thought. I asked my friends to give me time to think about my pronouns. To give me time to think about my new name. To let me think about what this meant for me.

I told teachers at school, but again I was scared about how my school body would react. I wouldn’t be bullied, because 1) that’s a crime and 2) I have such a violent reputation it wouldn’t end well, but I didn’t want to face the relentless questioning from my peers.

The scariest part of it all however, was when my teacher told me I would have to tell my parents about my identity, since any letters home would have my new name on them.

I had told my cousin and my sister about my identity since they knew and were a lot more open about trans identities, but my guardians were a lot older and not the most accepting of the LGBTQIA+. My guardians are my father and grandmother, who are quite old, and it was very nerve wracking for me to sit down with the two of them and talk about it.

“I’m nonbinary and I’m bisexual, and being nonbinary means I don’t identify as male or female, I exist outside of that.”

I showed them some videos and talked to them about what it meant to me personally, as well as what I wanted my new name to be. They took it surprisingly well. There’s been some hiccups and a lot of adjustments, but they didn’t kick me out of the house like I thought they would or call me a slur! It’s still not perfect, but it’s fine because I’m estranging myself from them for ✨family reasons✨ unrelated to this.

I didn’t mean to come out as bisexual, but it kind of slipped out in the moment. Not that they cared about that either.

The other hurdle was my mother, whose English isn’t the best and also wasn’t known to be a great supporter of the LGBTQIA+ community.

But even that went surprisingly well. It was pretty funny, I used a Thai translator and everyone there all laughed about it. I wouldn’t have cared too much if she hadn’t accepted me, we have a very complicated past.

To be honest, I’m still figuring out my identity.

This wasn’t the same as ignoring my bisexuality. There were no glaring signs, or moments where I may have thought “huh im not cis”. I had some weird things with how I felt about my body and the way I presented myself gender wise when I was younger. But then I knew this wasn’t a spontaneous thing like how it had been when announcing to my friends.

Sometimes I feel like I’m faking being nonbinary; that what I feel isn’t what being nonbinary is defined as and that it’s a ‘phase’ or something, conning everyone around me.

I’m doing my best to stop thinking like that, and when I start therapy I’d like to focus on that. I know that no human feels the exact same as any other. How I feel is valid and whatever pronouns I choose to feel or whatever my gender identity turns out to be in the future is my business and my business alone.

The term genderfluid popped up for me and it does seem to better represent how I feel, but I definitely prefer the term nonbinary. At the start of my journey I had the feelings of “dressing femininely to announce I’m masc and dressing masculine to announce I’m femme”. So don’t worry if any of it is also confusing to you, I think that’s how I want to come across! As an enigma. Think of Najime from Komi San.

A-Spec

So I just figured this out like 3 days ago? 2?? Who knows! This has been the best aspect of my identity and figuring out who I am so far. Unlike my sexuality and gender, I didn’t even realise I might be on the aromantic spectrum! I’d heard about ace and aro, seen awareness posts and heard stories— hell I’ve even seen Jaiden’s animation!!! I didn’t relate to it all! But then this post about being lithromantic popped up for me and I related with it so much.

I put the thought on a back burner since it’s actually exam season right now, but while MAKING A POST ABOUT MY SHIPS AND NOT UNDERSTANDING THE ROMANCE BEHIND IT, I GOOGLED AROMANTICISM MORE THOROUGHLY AND FOUND MYSELF ALIGNING WITH SOME OF THE FEELINGS AND EXPERIENCES COMMON WITH AROS. I was screaming a lot.

How had I not realised?? The signs were so obvious and I hadn’t even realised. Hetero romance is shoved down our throats from the moment we gain consciousness, so queer kids already know when their feelings don’t match with what’s being broadcasted around them 24/7. Same with gender, when everyone else seems to act and behave in the same way but you feel like you’re performing at all times. It’s not quite the same for ASpec, which is really fucking annoying.

“Oh you just haven’t met the right person!”

“You’re just coy!”

“Wait until you’re older.”

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Do you know how many other people probably lie somewhere on the aroace spectrum but have NO clue? All because of how we’ve perpetuated this idea of one type of relationship dynamic? That everybody falls in love, that we all bone the right person and everything is amazing!

BULLSHIT. My friend also came out to me as on ace spectrum when I told her I was on the aro spectrum!

I now DO relate with Jaiden thinking she had high standards and nobody was appealing enough for her, I relate with the trying to choose a crush to have someone to talk about with peers or not understanding what the fuss was about someone.

I understand myself SO much better now! I love that I’ve now realised something about myself that I didn’t even know! It’s exciting! So many more things make SO much sense! Why I never pursued a romantic relationship! Why all my dreams and fantasies never involved a significant other! Why I hadn’t experienced romantic attraction to someone for almost a DECADE.

I’ve found more terms that convey how I feel but I just prefer to say I’m on the aro spectrum. I love romantic media and shipping characters, and I feel all the butterflies when something romantic happens to them. Sometimes I may even like someone but I don’t want a romantic connection with them or a relationship. Well, I haven’t had romantic feelings for anyone in a long time now, and I don’t even picture myself in romantic scenarios anymore. I don’t even think I can! I love that I can experience all this and I love that I can finally express it all!

Oh I’m not asexual btw, I want to bone the shit out of someone. Down bad and proud 👍. Though I would say I’m somewhere on the ace spectrum since I don’t think I can bone someone without first forming an emotional connection.

Being aro is something I want to go around proclaiming to everyone! Hopefully I’ll be waving my little bi flag and displaying my they/them pin, my outfit all the colours of the aro flag when the weather is better.

I hope you can relate to some of my experiences, maybe feel a little better that someone is going/has gone through the same shit before! I hope you enjoyed reading :D.

[angie-serpant]

—My irl friends out of context—

-TAKE YOUR PENIS BOOK AND BAKED LAYS CHIPS AND GET OUT

-Who’s that Pokémon? It’s always the gingers.

-Gingers (derogatory)

-Try for the backside of the donkey

-is it normal to want to platonically fuck your friends

-NASA's still fucking looking for that dick Niki

-I’ve actually just become god

-anyways that william afton guy was doing what he had to do to become immortal and yk what i don’t blame him🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 like sure he killed kids but like he unlocked immortality so🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

-shyummy

-this was payback for my Marcus Lopez rambles

-THATZ ILLEALY

-CHRIST???

-Does anyone else’s sneezes sound like explosions

-william afton is way too old. mans could sneeze and turn to dust. who’s letting peepaw run around killing people.

-Good for fucking you

-Wulti level warketing

-Demigirl? More like Demigod

-Emma you are a walking tiktok section

-The penis in the butt

-I’m educating you on kinks

-It’s okie you guys have socks

-He just randomly starts throwing people

-I wanna make out with some zombies

-I missed the ✨hole✨

-I’m not thinking I just don’t wanna do it

-My brother just walked in the door and called me a turd what in the Disney Channel Original Movie

-the yassifying of me, a 3 part series

-Mkay so should they talk more before that happens or just get straight into the chaos like a YouTube intro?

-G̶̬͌̈́́̄͝͠e̴̡͙͎̙̦̻̲͈͓̹̍͑̈̎̽̐̕͘ͅȯ̷̗͉̭̤̘͇̦̗̀̈́̌̏͑͝͝ḑ̸̧̙͈̖̬̣͚͇̖͔̲̲̳̓̌͂̉̀́̈́͝e̶̹͈͒̄

-ITS A SUSSY CHICKEN NUGGET

-I’m fucking one of our tables many holes

-STOP MAKING UNDERWEAR SEXUAL

-You are the thistle in the tender and sensitive arse crack of my life.

-reaperussy

-Look at his cute little butthole

-I saw gay I’m happy

-What the FUCK milk man!?

-I like big titties

-Who’s ginger is this? Somebody come get their ginger child!

-Cumtext

-We’ve adopted the ginger, say hello

-Thankedr

-Emma I’ve wanted to fuck to grim reaper too

-It’s like a magnifying glass but smarter

-HELLO POLICE IVE WITNESSED A MAKEOUT SESSION

-Ah yes, the color of horn-e

-You can touch my ass if you want

-Being gay IS fantastic!

-Why do we have those stupid ankles!? They’re useless!!!

-We have different temperatured fingers

-You’re not a very roomable person

-shush you’re a secret undercover ginger

-Wait what’s the ferrets gender?

-All hail the stinky noodles

-Foot emoji

-I LOVE TRUCKS AND BEER AND GUNS AND ALCOHOL AND WOMEN TIME TO SHOVE A FIREWORK UP MY ASS FIR FOURTH OF JULY

-I was scrolling through Tiktok and I did not expect to see a shirtless Bruno but here I am, utterly shocked, and needing soap for my eyes

-GUCK

-SIFRY

-The chess hierarchy

-I used to date my father

-New suicide method; shoving a firework up my ass

-*gasp* WHAT THE FRICK FRACK TIC TAC SNICK SNACK CARDIAC QUARTERBACK DUDE NAMED JACK BIG MAC LICK LACK BIG BACK DID YOU JUST SAY???1?1?1?1???1??1

-Either baby or menace to society

-I have committed vehicular manslaughter once

-their head? gone. their eyes? scooped. their hair? ripped out. their mom? fucked by me. their limbs? separated from their body. their soul? sent to hell. their neck? broken.

-only reason i’m not is because it’s cold and my dad would question me

-demigod more like i am god

-Fuck now im thinking of dirty shit

-should i write the most heart wrenching saddest thing ever and send it to a friend who did nothing wrong i’m just a writer with evil sad writing? The correct answer is yes brb

-how many sins can one commit in a family friendly game the answer is all 7.

-The lord cant help you here, this is horny jail

-snuck out. went out into the freezing cold. played in the snow rolling around yk like normal. men were staring at me. tried to call people. no one was awake so i did what any sane person does. flipped them off and continued playing in the snow occasionally showing i had a weapon on me and went inside when my hands were numb.

-I’m so cold my metaphoric dick could fall off

-Stop being Scottish

-……Would I fuck that?

-michigan was actually kind of a bitch

-I’m the sewer rat of the table monarchy

-Spit on the skeleton man

-Guys I just accidentally called a demon mama

-it was really quiet too and i just went “dick!”

-Well I would assume from the womb

-Don’t tell the Christians I said that

-I don’t think ghosts have genitalia

-fuckerino but okie

-Cleansed but casually

-The bar is low and they’re limbo dancing with Satan

-You are no longer the Virgin Mary

-White people scare me

-I think my dog hates white people

-Is that a picture of two robot toys having sex????

-Do not do anything related to genitalia

-water so cold my metaphysical dick had disappeared

-hath thou mother lie in bed with i? yeseth. yeseth she hath.

-fuck the celestial nap

-Holy shit godsona

-Penis

-Texas chainsaw yassacre

-Would getting your eye holes fingered feel good if you didn’t have eyese

-pussy poppingly good

-Why does he look so hot when he’s bloody?

-Fucking boogie woogies

-“i am vengeance” yeah ok i’m horny. next story.

-My underwear smells like orgasms

-cöckenbållen

-You just kneed my vagina

-You put the pp in the arse

-I’m almost done with that drawing of the pregnant lady

-Nah I’m gonna go listen to sad music and cry over dog shit some more

-I just imagined your father having sex *wails*

-I’m not touching your penis water bottle

-you pray to god in your hair routine?

-quench it deep

-I DO NOT HAVE A ROBOT FETISH

-i’m fucking one of our tables many WET holes

-Nah bitch is my love language

-I think it was the penis

-The angels are looking down on us in disappointment

-müsic mæn

-You are a gremlin you stole the wand of an all powerful wizard

-I can do the worm but I’m too embarrassed to

-My bed is in the sky now

-I think I stepped in old cum

-Ah yes, Oinherest and Ponterist, my favorite medias of the social

-That’s still repeating it dumbãss

-A sexy inchworm

-I know what skin feels like

-I promise I won’t moan again

-I DID NOT ASK ABOUT CAR GENITALIA!!!

-What if we’re all just sperm swimming in gods balls

-Keep your crouch away from my fucking ass

-I FEEL VERY GENDER

-i have rubbed off the gender

-Happy awakening hour

-i want death in the form of sex so that i can die an unvirgin

-As a person with a dick

-“Sexy” mmmmm dishwater😍😍🥵🥵🥵🤤🤤🤤

-I have a serotonin inducing concept

-Would you rather eat oven baked rotten potatoes or ask Jesus why he has no bitches

-That’s the last time- OW-

-I want it! BALLS!

-You have very disproportionate balls Killian

-Why are we talking about dick hair

-I want abs, I have a squishy girl body

-you should play the sexaginta-quattuordle

-I think a ghost just tried to fuck me

-titty stress balls

-i live paralyzing fear that im going to hit a grandmother with a car

-guys killian is thinking about tactical advantages to shoot me

-killian gets turned on by among us

-Oh it’s on the floor I’m gonna kill myself

-i would fuck myself- YOU ARENT ATTRACTED TO YOURSELF YOU ARE JUST SELF CONFIDENT

-oh no i forgot how to human

-I’m going to combust into a column of flame

-Imagination goes crazy when it’s 12.30 in the morning and you’re 📯🦵 it just goes to 100% percent

-I’m thinking about your mom

-i need someone to just take my spine out and play with it like a fucking cowboy rope

-That’s awkward❤️

-i’d rather solve one of the seven greatest wonders then solve my mental issues

-I feel my thigh bones expanding

-Oh my god kill. YES

-i’m a pussy, a bitch if you may, a coward as the youngins say, a weakling also

-dying is fatherless behavior

-minty bread

-It’s cuz your torso’s longer then mine

-THIS IS CRANBERRY ABUSE

-Oh I do Desire for that😙

-like ok oui oui baguette go fuck yourself

[piscesangelina]

did you see that luka st*ns who are salters are now hating on zoe?

...Why am I surprised LMFAO. They’re probably bitter than unlike Luka, Zoe’s introduction was, idk, actually important for the plot AND that she was given personality from the start (I like him, but it’s the truth; they really could’ve given him more). The same applies to Kagami. But seriously, it isn’t surprising that they have to shit on every character who dare be important in order to make them feel ✨ valid ✨ for liking Luka and living in a world where he’s some sort of savior. And I would know, because I was in the popular ones’ server, and even though this could potentially spark something (I don’t even care, though. This is my truth and I want to speak about it because I have the right to), I have seldom met anyone online or IRL who comes close to how incredibly rude and exclusive they are. It’s even more fucking insane that they’re literal grown adults (of which some have young children), but are trying to live out their Mean Girls fantasies as middle-aged women with children who are bitter old hags online bc their favorite ship isn’t endgame. (Yes, I’m an adult, too; but I’m still really young) And if they have to do that by being mean to teenagers and young adults on the internet, then honestly fuck them lmao. They need to grow the hell up.

And when I say exclusive and elitist, here is a prime example that in the moment, made me so upset and angry: I mentioned it being my birthday back at the end of February both the day before it and the day of, but not one person wished me a happy birthday. Of course, they weren’t required to, but in a public server with lots of people, saying happy birthday whenever someone’s birthday comes around is honestly just common courtesy. Period. But three days later, it was the birthday of one of the ‘main’ people there (because honestly, they act like a clique), and EVERYONE wished her a happy birthday and hell, they even wrote her gift fics. Now, I’m not asking for anyone to write me something for my birthday because it isn’t something I’m entitled to, but doing that and wishing Person B a happy birthday while not at least saying HBD to Person A is so rude and unnecessary; like... ugh. I’m not upset about it anymore, but it still was unfair and honestly fucked up.

But back on topic, the things they say and write about certain characters is so fucking stupid and honestly disgusting when it comes to say, Alya or Adrien. Like- if you’re gonna write a salt fic and shit on Chat Noir for renouncing his Miraculous in the NY special and have Luka swoop in to make Marinette feel oh-so special but will ignore the fact that he was literally traumatized by what he (accidentally) did to Uncanny Valley and impulsively reacted, and support your friends’ fics in which they call Adrien a doormat, enabler or spineless (which is fucking AWFUL), I genuinely hope you fucking choke. It isn’t a ‘mAtTeR oF oPiNiOn’ when it’s a big slap in the face to child abuse victims (including myself), and quite frankly, you’re just a piece of shit. What he did wasn’t on purpose, and saying that it ‘heaps more pressure on Ladybug’ is honestly stupid and shows that these bitches probably didn’t even watch the special lmao. And if they did, it’s probably a saltified version that they heard about off of their salty besties’ blog(s). And they’ll constantly talk about how Alya is such a bad friend when fucking Gang of Secrets and Sentibubbler literally exist along with many many more episodes where she isn’t this evil trickster they want her to be, and they’ll suddenly be stealing her strengths as a character to give to Juleka (no hate to Juleka bc I do love her), which IS racist bc they’re tearing down a WOC and judging her based off of like, one or two maybe even three episodes and replacing her role with a white girl.

TL/DR: Their ‘opinions’ on the characters in this show are genuinely not opinions, they’re fucking harmful and disgusting and DESERVE to be called out. When you let ‘opinions’ enforce harmful stereotypes and labels for child abuse victims and people of color (but especially black people, and Alya is black), they aren’t opinions anymore; they’re just plain awful, insulting BS. And that’s why I genuinely cannot reason with salters or Lukanette shippers who are ‘critical’ of Adrien and Alya.

So honestly? It’s no surprise they dislike Zoe. I’m sorry if my rant got boring, anon; but I’ve wanted to say something about this for a while now and it all just got out in my response to you lmao.