#five answers

[fiveredlights]

Please tell us more about the Farm AU!

i think it'll be easier if you i show you my google doc draft:

[hebuiltfive]

Just in case the last ask failed:

Sickness prompts:

snoozeville: [character] falls asleep somewhere that isn’t their bed. With Scott please

Thank you @janetm74! I hope this suffices!

Snoozeville (feat. Scott Tracy)

Scott was undoubtedly an early bird. He preferred sunrises over sunsets, and he found something refreshingly cleansing about early morning air. Whenever duty wasn’t calling him, Scott often found himself down in the gym, purpose-built on the island to cater to all their needs and to save the residents trips to the mainland every time they wanted to pump some iron. 

This morning was no different. 

Nor were the bags that he carried under his eyes, the dull throb of a headache just beginning to form or the feeling of limp muscles.

Perhaps burning the candle at both ends wasn’t the best idea these last few weeks. Rescue call after rescue call, a mountain of work for the business that kept everything afloat and then general insomnia on top of it all because God only knows why… Scott was tired. 

Of course, he could have slept through the morning if he really tried, but he had things to do, and a Scott who hadn’t managed to fit in a morning work-out was like a Virgil who had gone without coffee. So, yes, whilst he was beginning to feel sleepy now the birds had started their tweeting, Scott actually getting some sleep didn’t seem like his most favourite of options. Thus, the gym.

It was the aching, dull muscles that had Scott choosing the bench press over the treadmill once he’d limbered up as his first work-out of choice. The weights would help his body wake up, right? Somewhere in the depths of his mind he heard a voice, that sounded a lot like Gordon’s, telling him that his choice was a dumb one, but Scott chose not to listen. He was too tired to listen.

He loaded up the barbell, choosing weights that were just under his normal tolerance (because he wasn’t a complete idiot, give him some credit), and laid himself down on the bench. The lights of the gym were set to a soft glow, bright enough to light up the space but not too bright to blind him, though that had been considered as an option to help him wake up. 

Now, lying there, he was thankful he decided against that. Scott breathed deeply as a pain shot across his forehead. Perhaps he should have taken some painkillers before coming down here. Perhaps he shouldn’t have come down here at all. Ugh, whatever. He was too tired to care. Besides Scott was certain the aches would pass in a moment and then he could start his work-out… in a minute… he just wanted to close his eyes for a second first…

“Scott! Are you insane?”

To his credit, Scott did not jump up and hit his head on the barbell that was still cradled on the stand above him. He did, however, jolt awake.

Awake? Hold on…

“Actually, don’t answer that.” His brother continued, coming to to a stand beside the bench. Virgil hovered a scanner over him as Scott blinked his eyes into focus.

“… Virg…?”

“How many times have I told you not to use the gym unless you’ve had a proper rest before?”

Scott’s brain had a hard time catching up. Had he… fallen asleep? Impossible. Surely he hadn’t been that tired. “I was only resting my eyes for a few seconds.”

“Under the weights?”

“He’s been in here for over an hour.” The unmistakeable tone of EOS echoed through the hall from Virgil’s handheld monitor. “I told you he was acting recklessly again.”

“Hold on, you used EOS to spy on me?” Scott’s attempt to sound offended fell flat due only to his still sleepy head.

“Not spy…” Virgil quickly clarified, his eyes darting to the weights on the end of the bar in guilt. “She woke me up after seeing here and… This isn’t about me. Stop deflecting, Scott!”

Scott sighed, carefully sitting himself up despite his body’s protests to just stay there for a little longer. He didn’t dare chance a glance at his brother, who’s eyes Scott could already feel were staring him down.

“Bed. Now.”

“It’s seven in the morning, Virg…”

“I don’t care if it was midday.”

“Virg, I am fine.”

“These readouts don’t back up your theory. You need to sleep, Scott.”

Scott knew when to pick his battles, especially with medic-mode Virgil. Denying the evidence that was now being put before him — ouch, those are a lot of red areas — he knew that this was not a battle he would win. 

“Fine. I’ll… try and get some rest.”

But Scott didn’t move.

Virgil waited a moment. “Now, Scott.”

A sharp intake of breath and Scott was back. Had he almost just fallen asleep sitting up? Yikes. “I’m fine, I’m fine, I just.. need a minute.”

“Do I have to carry you?” Virgil lightly swatted at his shoulder. “Do not fall back to sleep. You’ll fall backwards and hit your head on the bar.”

“I thought you wanted me to sleep.”

“Scott.” Virgil pinched the bridge of his nose, clearly exasperated. “Do not start. Get your butt to bed and, for the love of God, please stay there until you’ve had a decent amount of sleep.”

[chloesimaginationthings]

An important FNAF question, why is Michael purple?

[north-noire]

perhaps catching up a bit wouldn't hurt?

[viv-imus-illogic]

HOLY SHIT AN ULTRAKILL FAN AND A SPG FAN⁉️ I must be dreaming there’s no way someone this cool exists

:OOO HIIIIHIHIHI YEAS!!! DRINKIN THAT MACHINERY LOVIN SWAG JUICE FR

btw love your art!! you’re cool as hell too :D

[genshin-impact-updates]

Been getting a lot of asks assuming that I work for Hoyoverse lately, so I thought it would be a good time to post the reminder! I'm not upset, I just don't want to cause any disappointment (or shock anyone when I swear or say something gay lol).

[napping-sapphic]

*gives you a gay little kiss that feels like home*

[egophiliac]

I got a really tough question.

What’s your favorite Twst event of ALL TIME?

I like Harveston

this truly is the hardest question. :( but after much consideration, I think Endless Halloween Night wins out for me, because it's nonstop Characters Being Silly the whole way through. the whole thing is just lots of these little dorks having the most ridiculous interactions, which is always my favorite! and of course the big twist is SO delightfully stupid and doubles down SO hard that it becomes AMAZING and I 100% unironically adore it. AND it's Halloween! everyone is in their cute little costumes and having a spooky adventure! it's great!

however, I am ALSO a big fan of the Harveston event! how can I not be! everyone is wearing comfy winter outfits and getting along really weirdly well with Epel's grandma and he's getting a little worried about that! my terrible loud son sews a plush squirrel and then gives it a silly little nickname and refuses to leave it behind when it breaks! the ending shot with the sled! I LOVE IT.

obviously we need the best of both worlds now

[mysterycitrus]

Every time I need a little boost, I look up your art of Roy looking at Dick while Dick talks to Donna. Roy’s open-mouthed stare, Dick’s head tilts as he listens, Donna’s gorgeous hair and nose, Dick’s earrings, Wally craning to look around Roy, Dick giving Roy a look that is so full, Roy’s blush, it’s all so perfect my heart is warmed my soul is refreshed, I can continue on with my day. Thank you thank you, it’s so beautiful!!!

[spoiledmilks]

Glitched out comic - the beginning

Next chapter

[fiveredlights]

https://x.com/kenobigurl/status/1781970411447845309?s=46

Max with Daniel in your fic lmaoooo ❤️❤️❤️

anon you are absolutely correct. when true, actual glitter on the floor max posts (not whoever runs his account to post about the races) it is literally him being like "hey look at daniel! isn't he just so cool. he's the best. look how lovely he is with our kid. our kid? she's the most awesome kid ever."

he shows up for daniel's and matilda's birthday and then disappears until the next year... what a guy.

[hebuiltfive]

For the ask game- private detective au with Ochre?

Hello! Sorry it’s taken me so long to get to this! It’s been fighting back against me quite a bit. I’m not great with crime scene analysis or police dramas, so it might not be entirely accurate, but I hope it will suffice!

Warning for swearing and brief descriptions of a murder scene.

Thank you for the ask @mariashades! 🧡

Missing Persons

Broken glass crunched beneath his boot.

Richard winced. He knew he only had minutes before Magnolia’s boss realised she’d let through an unauthorised civilian, but the scene that was displayed before him was vast. Blood splattered across the motel room’s bland walls, across linen sheets and the shaggy rug. The armchair in the corner had been sliced with, what Richard could only assume, had probably been a knife.

What interested him most, however, was the window that had been broken, the cause of the glass that was scattered around the room.

“What do you make of that, Patrick?” Richard gestured with his pencil towards said broken window.

His new protégé — the former cyber-criminal who was currently attempting to prove to Richard that he was capable of turning his life around, if only to avoid the life sentence that was hanging before him should he fail — stepped into the motel room with a frown.

“Looks like that’s the way the murderer got in.”

“Wrong. We’re two storeys up. A murderer wouldn’t have climbed the drain to smash the window to gain entry.”

“If he was desperate he might.”

“Look at how the glass has fallen.”

Patrick scrutinised the glass again, his frowning deepening as realisation dawned. “… Shit.”

“Rule one of faking your own murder scene: make sure it makes sense.”

For the glass on the floor of the motel room was not in fact glass from the broken window. The trajectory was far too wrong, this displacement incorrect. If Richard were to guess, he’d assume the reflective glass on the floor was in actuality mirror fragments.

“Faking your murder scene? You mean our guy is still out there?”

“Yes.” Richard glumly confirmed. “Paul Metcalfe, what are you playing at?”

[six-sided-anon]

So there's six of you, and yet there's seven dots in your profile picture?

Suspicious.

You shall receive no free robberies from me.

-🧀

It's...what we would like if all of us were together!

There are only six colors in our profile picture anyway...

-⚃⚄

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Vanny cooked too hard with M.X.E.S,,

[pixlokita]

Is Vanessa in love?

[meridian-cities]

Drew a few things from the last post Glad you guys like my high quality au that I made in less than a minute lol