#five dollar footlong

[koos-kave]

For the person I saw on my feed, these are the best ones I managed to find for you.

[furbearingbrick]

FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LONG

Spamton: Sandwiches at [WILD PRICES]?

Jevil: Satisfactory, satisfactory!

[thegreenhalf]

Ayn Rand dorks now own Subway, Arby's and Jimmy Johns

(if I didn't have to get to work, I'd put a long sandwich here) Subway officially closed the deal today to be bought by the same company that owns Cinnabon and the Cheesecake Factory as well as all those sandwich chains. What's the name of the company? Roark Capital. According to their website, they're named for Howard Roark, the hero of Ayn Rand's The Fountainhead:

"Our name signifies our admiration for the qualities embodied by Howard Roark but, as a firm of diverse viewpoints, it does not signify adherence to any particular political philosophy. 

"Howard Roark's unwavering commitment to his individualistic architectural style put him at odds with the then entrenched powers and prevailing popular whims. While many of his peers surrendered to those powers and whims to attain fortune and fame, he refused to succumb and stayed true to himself and his work, at great personal cost.  Eventually, the prevailing architectural elites were exposed as frauds, and Howard Roark was vindicated and celebrated as visionary."

These weird nerds now own a depressingly large number of restaurants that were in competition with each other for a long time.

[anurapoda]

FIVE DOLLA, FIVE DOLLA, FIVE DOLLA FOOTLONG

[whisperingrockandroll]

I made this crime against nature.

[hidingoutbackstage]

Whoever’s responsible for this needs to be shot

[pregnantsecondo]

JESUS CHRIST ARTHUR THEYRE BRINGING BACK THE FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG AT SUBWAY.

[voyagerprobe]

her "five dollar footlong" taught me the "sub way"

[heteroflexiblecastiel]

guy with a vagina long enough to fit a subway five dollar footlong back when footlongs were actually five dollars and also back when they were actually a foot long because nowadays i swear to god they're serving up 11 inch sandwiches. sometimes 10 1/2. but anyway the pussy is so frightfully narrow the sandwich wouldn't fit anyway. so the point is moot really

[froggy-ink1]

Meet Five Dollar Footlong, they are my caterpillar son

[webslingingslasher]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZSL5hQ8Sh/

‘tarrents doing a keg stand’

‘he fell’

‘theres a dog at this party!’

‘golden retriever’

‘it licked my nose’

‘my left contact lense fell out’

OH HELL YESSSSSSS HE LOVES TEXTING YOU FRFR LIKE- ALWAYS TEXTING YOU. HE KINDA HATES CALLING YOU (UNLESS IT'S FACETIME) BUT HE LOVES TEXTING YOU.

'bro, when tf did the five dollar footlong turn into a ten dollar footlong.'

'ethan is trying to get me to buy matching bracelets.'

*picture*

'we got matching bracelets.'

'getting a drink cause i miss you and you wouldn't come over tonight'

'currently drinking said drink cause you hate me and won't come over'

'almost done with my drink and i still don't know why you're not here'

'done with my drink cause if you were here i'd be upstairs with you'

'but you're not so i'm getting another drink'

'oh my god you'll wish you were here'

'this is revenge fomo'

'you know how tarrent's banging that chick in the vet program?'

'he stole a baby pig'

'we have a baby pig here rn'

'a piglet, if you will'

'putting on my shoes. i need proof.'

'oh. wow. now you care about me. i see how it is'

'i see you all the time, i don't see piglets all the time.'

*picture*

'oh my fucking god. i'll be there in five minutes.'

[communistkenobi]

bought the amount of groceries that can fit in my backpack (small) and it cost almost $60. and I was about to say fast food is cheaper at this point but subway footlongs aren’t even five dollars anymore!!!!!!!

[c0rpseductor]

thing about subway is it’s so sad the five dollar footlong hasn’t been five dollars for years now. Kind of a sick and twisted world we’re living in,. honestly i should just start buying the big long loafs of Italian bread and do it myself since ive been getting the literal exact same sandwich every single time since the age of like 9 or something anyway (<- autistic)

[strawberrysturniolo]

How big is your penis

five dollar footlong type beat

[enemyoflactose]

I'd like help.

Zorc redesign ideas

Dark Master Zorc

Make him look like Broly and shin Godzilla had a baby

Stretched skin that cracks in some areas

Missing flesh on his face that reveals his teeth and certain bones

Demon Zorc tail.

Wearing the skin/flesh of the former dark master

Armor on left arm to protect the mage

Very bad burn scars

More puncture and blast wounds

Green hair -> purple/black

Red cape -> non existing

Ram/Goat/Sheep horns [undecided]

Visible tears in eyes because of agony

Wings???

Big ass tail

Penis Dragon or Dragon Penis [undecided]

Pupils???

More demon Zorc features (somehow)

Those pants Aladin has (no clue what they're called)

Zorc Necrophades

Horrific burns

Yellow eyes

Yellow gem on forehead

More puncture, stabs, and slice scars

Blast wounds???

Some missing flesh like the Dark Master

Penis Dragon or Dragon Penis??? [undecided]

Big as fuck

Larger wings

Different tail

Iridescent wings/tail

More scaly that armory

Keep his horns

Different mouth {He can’t kiss Ryou with those teeth lips}

Standing straight. (No scoliosis or hunchback)

Some semblance of Ryou on him [unsure of what]

Human Zorc

Whatever Shadi has on his head [is it called a turban?]

Black hair

Dark skin

Same burns and scars as Dark Master and Zorc

Have his outfit be purple?

Yellow eyes no pupils

A scarf covering his mouth

Bandages on his arms

Massive Five Dollar Footlong shlon

[midnightcaptions]

"You Are What You Eat"

It started as a bet. Five bucks if he ate the pickled pigs feet from some unmarked jar Black Star presented him.

Tsubaki tried to intervene, but Soul had already gulped down the contents – bone, juice, and all – without pausing to chew lest he give himself time for second thoughts. It was almost worth it just to watch their respective partners blanch at the sight, although he tried not to heave as Black Star guffawed and passed him the meager reward with a heavy slap on the back.

The chore wheel on the fridge back home dictated that it was his turn to come up with dinner, so Soul was apt to use the five dollars to split a footlong from the nearest sub shop. Even chased with a sandwich and nearly a quart of milk, he could still taste the hog hooves when he went to bed that night, indigestion and all.