#fixed that

[somerandomdudelmao]

Correction anon

Raph called April “Aplil”

Oops..

[thyeternalhunger]

Vile way to hold a book

[wolveria]

[sickly-victorian-boy]

If anybody else wants to fill the void in their soul that was left when Dracula Daily finished, @dickensdaily started earlier this week! It’s Great Expectations, and it’s being sent out at the same rate at which it was initially serialized.

[best-chaotic-neutral]

If Woman’s World Magazine wants to be irl clickbait so badly, it needs to step up its game. Luckily I had a few ideas

[excludedmiddle]

Rust rules so fucking much. Just did Dijkstra's on a graph of size 15k and the runtime was... 0.2 seconds.

[sunbentshadows]

Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[yeehawpim]

a comic about fix-it fanfics

[imperatoralicia]

I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.

[somerandomdudelmao]

Little typo fix! F!Leo says "wrether you like it or not" when it should be "whether" 😊 keep up the great work!!

Ah thanks :>

[fixing-bad-posts]

please fucking vote

[cemeterything]

sore throats might be the stupidest response to illness i've ever experienced. oh you want to eat? drink?? breathe air??? TEN THOUSAND KNIVES ATTACK

[marleysfinest]

hello please can I sleep in a studio ghibli bed it’s urgent

[dee-the-red-witch]

Oh look, just as fast and dirty as any other April 1st gag bit. Matt, Staff, Automattic, etc, FIX YOUR HEARTS. And do some work on the real problem on here.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.