#food fighters

[sandmandaddy69]

[shiftythrifting]

Antiques Market on High

[father-of-wrestling]

[artgantuan]

I missed Transformers Day yesterday, but don't worry, I didn't forget about Cheeseburger Day!

[seabounddreamer]

F.F.

[thelocalbard-blog]

Holiday Activities

What are your favorite holiday activities? Dressing up your pets? Gorging on snacks? Singing holiday songs in space where no one can hear? Maybe you like flirting with your favorite lady? Or simply admiring decorations? Or maybe you like waiting for the fat man to show up so you can show him the ammo for your phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range?

Whatever your holiday activity, I hope you enjoy it!

[yourplayersaidwhat]

DM: You follow the assassin to the castle's stables. Looking around you see horses, workers and an explosive. You know that you can take this damage, but the horses and people will die. What do you do?

Fighter: I eat the dynamite.

The fighter survived (level 15) and the others were unharmed.

[miiukkaa]

i wanna hear him give absolutely horrible speeches (everyone would go apeshit nonetheless)

[animeglitch]

[wearemercs]

I'm going to school! by sungmoomoo

[mmmairon]

things are heating up at the firefighting demonstration 🙈

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[sandmandaddy69]

[ask-the-colony-tree-siblings]

Mr Gourmand what do you have to say about the accusations made against you? Many scugs in the colony are doubtful of your leadership now that some people say you are *dramatic pause*... a scug-napper.

So far there is no proof of this kidnappings, but people said they saw you carry a pair of identical red scugs inside the colony and that you have keept them prisoner in some kind of underground cavern full of exotic food, while you train them to be a pair of elite fighters that would protect the colony in secret. Mr Gourmand is anything of this wild accusations true? 📝🧐

Artificer: I came here willingly, I’m not being held prisoner and Gourmand’s a great leader

Artificer: I’ll kill anyone who says otherwise.

Hunter: Well… I mean I was definitely held against my will-

Gourmand: He loves it here!

[merriclo]

i love the idea that Wild is a big brother to basically all of the kids in his Hyrule. it’s such a good heacanon that i never see utilized.

[mlgmi316]

licorice is of those things where you either love it or hate it.

[tekkenenjoyerblue]

Good googly moogly…