Finished a rewatch. Love these two.
It was fun toggling my style just a smidge. I need a break from my usual or I'm gonna go crazy.
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Any recipe that involves a bunch of vegetable chopping yet promises a mere "10 minutes" of prep...... who the fuck do you think I am, man. You think I'm a chef? You think I'm a professional chef with lightning knife skills and impeccable mise en place? These veggies and I are in it for the long haul, my man, we're gonna be spending at LEAST half an hour struggling along together before they're ready to go in the pan
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men over forty yearn for the wooden floors in abandoned churches
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A list of household things which MANY ethnicities seem to think are specific to their culture:
a) a plastic bag stuffed full of other plastic bags
b) cultural/religious knickknacks which your grandparents will scream at you for touching
c) a set of items that are specifically for Company (often the relatives your parents feel the need to impress and/or secretly despise)
d) a very loud woman
e) a butter cookie tin full of sewing supplies
f) mass Tupperware collections and/or ice cream and yogurt containers filled with surprise cold vegetables in the fridge
g) relatives overly involved in the physical appearances, profesional, and reproductive lives of the young women in the family
h) arguing
anyway I think the really interesting cultural identifier is what b) and c) are, because those are a little more specific even if the impulses behind them are not
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i didn't bring a picture of him to get my haircut (i brought a google images stock photo) but shoutout to my barber for giving me the Kim Kitsuragi, no questions asked
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I can’t believe people “like�� art but don’t want the artist’s work on their blog.
I see cool art on my dash and I’m overtaken by the spirit of a magpie discovering a piece of tinsel on the sidewalk. I’m like yessssssss perfect decorative lining for my nest (queue).
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the best kind of period-drama argument is when men scream and fight while still calling each other Sir
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