#fuck TSA

[metal-marcy]

You'd think shrink-maxxing my miniscule cock with estrogen would prevent me from getting flagged at TSA. Guess we can't force feminize ourselves out of the US security state :/

[lightvixxen]

So i fly out tomorrow to go visit my father for like a week…guess what im doing instead of packing?

Thats right! Reading Eddie Munson smut :)

[whoopzunderscoredayz]

Sometimes I feel like Elon, super rich and super lame

My X left my waist paralyzed, so I got groped by TSA

I'd NEVER submit to a woman because I'm like super gay

Bitcoin's going to the moon? Well, I really hope it stays

[mommy-mortis]

Does the TSA have any use other than sexually assaulting people?

[communist-hatsunemiku]

Don't need to reply to this ask, but heres a great one for the World of Miku posts if you haven't already seen it.

THOSE TSA AGENTS ARE FINISHED!!! THEY'LL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY

[alanshemper]

“The lists found by maia and shared with journalists and researchers confirm the TSA’s (1) Islamophobia, (2) overconfidence in the certainty of its pre-crime predictions, and (3) mission creep.”

[bloodpen-to-paper]

"the nominees for the minor-I mean Minecraft" NIKI 💀

[regallibellbright]

I’m just gonna put this here without further comment.

Probably other people have also, but hey.

[weaselle]

i'm so tired of this shit.

video games used to be plug and play. If you bought it, you were done doing anything you had to do, you could play that game from now to the end of time or until your actual hardware broke.

NOW, i have to create a battlenet account, i have to create a microsoft account, i have to create a Live Gold account, i have to pay a monthly fee, i have to update, the update removes parts of the game i liked, the battlenet account gets hacked, the live gold account gets locked, the servers are down for maintenance, my password needs to be changed, i need a game pass, i need a promotional code... and often.. the games themselves are worse.

About a year ago i got a game console after not owning one for a couple years, i put in my copy of Destiny 2, AND THEY HAD REMOVED HALF THE GAME. The parts i liked best btw. Because i like the PvE story parts, which are what they did best, they aren't great at the online missions and arenas or whatever and even if they were good at that part i don't really care for it. They had added some new shit, but they fucking took away the best parts of the game I ALREADY BOUGHT AND PAID FOR

Recently I got Diablo 4 because i loved Diablo 2 and i had a good time playing 3, and... the game kinda sucks. Basically. AND just now it booted me in the middle of playing. Won't sign me back in. I literally can't play. It's not because of anything i did, it's not because i don't have the right equipment, wtf.

I mean wtf is even the point anymore. I like, want to be a (casual) gamer, and they are literally not letting me buy and play their games. I'm fucking, i'm done, fuck video games i guess, it was nice while it lasted, and TV is fucking done also, idk how they made cable t.v. worse, and movies mostly suck too, i mean, are they going to pay the unions to make practical effects and take a chance on original scripts ever again? or are they just going to keep green screening formulaic extensions of existing IPs and ruining old favorites with shitty reboots, or?

so.. i guess it's just books again. hurray technology, wish it was any use to me you fucking assholes. i hate it here

worst. timeline. ever.

[light-bender]

Rereading Rhythm of War and listening to how Gavilar talks to one of the most driven, talented, amazing women in Alethkar like:

I want to haul up this man's soulcast statue and bring him back to life just so She can be the one who gets to kill him this time.

[naamahdarling]

This highly portable toy is available at Walmart.com! It's "portable"!

I remember back when Walmart wouldn't sell albums with swearwords. Now you can permanently blow your asshole out for only $17.65 USD.

Unbeatable!

[charyou-tree]

It is apparently vital to national security that the TSA guy fondles my junk every fucking time I fly anywhere.

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

I love the airport I say, my eye twitching as the TSA agent swabs my fucking hearing aids while still trying to talk to me.

I love the airport I say, hand shaking, as I pay $30 for food

I love the airport I say, awkwardly shuffling from people who have no sense of personal space

I love the airport I say, as I find no empty seating that isn't torn or mysteriously stained

I love the airport I say, as I get to wear slippers.

[sheepintheastralsea]

WHAT THE FUCK BRANDON SANDERSON. WHY. WHAT HTE FUCK. actually fuck off. that is not fair. that is SO not fair. im going to commit murder. TEFT??? MY BABY BOY???? YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE WHY TEFT IM ACTUALLY GOING TO EXPLODE

[ceasarslegion]

Or yknow you could just not be fucking rude about what people do to put food on their table during an economic crisis. Especially when they're a total fucking stranger. This attitude isn't funny or cute when you do it to people you don't even know the name of. "Haha the job you do that pays your bills is stupid and cringe but I totally agree with your post op" can I like, help you?

[lesdemonium]

by and large I think TSA employees are the worst and I forgive them to a point because they are dealing with the general public and some of them are really awesome but by and large they're also on a huge power trip at all times