#fuck the tumblr algorithm

[peggycatrerr]

today on the train home the guy next to me was on his phone and at one point i saw him go on tumblr and he just had like. a normie dash. like it was all photography. of nature and architecture. he was using tumblr the way a heterosexual landscaper for rich people might use instagram. i actually had to watch his screen for a few seconds to be sure it really was tumblr because i was so taken aback by the content he was viewing. this is why algorithmless websites are so beautiful btw because i genuinely didn't know that this side of tumblr even existed. he didn't even so much as scroll past any text posts.

EDIT: look i'm not going to turn off reblogs but i cannot stress enough that THIS WASN'T A HIPSTER BLOG DASH IT WASN'T AN AESTHETIC BLOG DASH IT WAS THE MOST WILDLY GENERIC COLLECTION OF IMAGES YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING OR BEING A QUIRKY FANDOM TUMBLRINA WHEN I SAY "NORMIE" I GENUINELY MEAN "SO NORMAL THAT IT CIRCLES AROUND TO WEIRD". CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME? HELLO?

[aqueouserbium]

Anotha one

Here's the link to the post so that you can block the pornbot op and all of the pornbots in the 570 likes: https://www.tumblr.com/debra-cochran5/734765053868474368/skirt-off

[kimeoshi]

[suburbanbonfire]

our lady of flame

[celestiallyslimy]

watching wolfwalkers until you get tired and gnawing on those prosciutto mozzarella meat sticks is such caninekin-coded behaviour only weird bitches would do that (im weird bitches)

[sophriac]

And now my mhin collection 🫶

[guerillatifosa]

my tumblr keeps pushing the most disgusting, rabid zionism to my for you and no matter how many people i block it won’t stop. really frustrated by this, not sure why tumblr thinks i’d be interested in anything tagged ‘palifakers’

[shinesurge]

everybody's fighting god in a parking lot until god's pr team invents a cute enough mascot i guess

[eleonorpiteira]

So happy to finally share the cover illustration I did of WHAT WAKES THE BELLS by Elle Tesch for Feiwel and Friends/Macmillan - out March 11, 2025! 🔔

Design by Meg Sayre!

[qilingxiong]

*sniffles* you are all so fucking stupid

[liurae]

wip of a special print 👀

bsky | insta

[starsandwrites]

here's a bit of the Sonadow smut fic i'm working on for you animals

“Get. Out.” Shadow fixes Sonic with a scathing glare, but with the state he’s in he isn’t very intimidating. Sonic picks the pillow up off the ground, holding it in front of him like a shield as he approaches Shadow, trying not to let himself be distracted by that overwhelming smell. 

“Why have you been avoiding me?” Sonic ignores his angry words, cutting right to the chase. Shadow bares his teeth as Sonic gets within a couple feet, a low angry sound starting up in his throat. “I said get out! I’ve been sick, I don’t want to see you. Leave me the hell alone.” Unfortunately for Shadow, Sonic isn’t fully convinced. There’s more to it than the other hedgehog is letting on. He examines Shadow for a moment, taking in his “symptoms” and downright hostile demeanor, trying to figure out what sort of sickness the Ultimate Lifeform could possibly have. An old memory pops into his head, a conversation he had with Maddie a long time ago about the behaviour of Earth animals and their biology and…

Oh, no.

Sonic’s eyes widen in shock and horror as he takes an involuntary step back. “Shads, are you… Oh God, please tell me this isn’t what I think it is.” This has got to be the worst possible outcome, aside from like, cancer.

Shadow’s stare is withering, harsh enough to make Sonic physically recoil.

“Don’t. Don’t say it. Don’t talk about it. Don’t even look at me.” It’s clear Shadow is just as, if not more uncomfortable than Sonic in this moment. It’s got to be terrible, Sonic can’t imagine how he’s feeling. He’s heard about things like this, but he’s never had the displeasure of having to deal with it first hand. 

Despite his newfound understanding and pity, Sonic pushes on, taking another step towards Shadow. “You’re… in heat?” A growl rips out of Shadow’s chest, the sound sharp and a little frightening. Sonic hadn’t ever heard him make that noise before, even when they’d been fighting to the death. 

“I said don’t talk about it. Are you really that stupid, you can’t follow a simple instruction?” 

Shadow’s words would’ve hurt Sonic if he didn’t understand what was going on and why Shadow was behaving so poorly, but he understood full well, for better or worse. Sonic decides to take a major risk, one that might just get him strangled, and he sits down on the edge of Shadow’s bed, just out of reach. He knows that this is a horrible idea, that he should just leave, but something is spurring him on. That smell is messing with his head, clouding his judgement.

“Is there anything you can do? There’s got to be some sort of medication, or something to make it go away, right?” His words only earn another growl.

“Nothing. There’s only one thing that can make this stop, and it’s not happening.” There’s an unspoken threat behind Shadow’s words, a threat that Sonic chooses to completely ignore. The closer he gets to Shadow, the harder it is for him to think straight. He’s all he can smell now, all he can think about. He wants to make him feel better, wants to relieve him, wants to- 

He gives his head an aggressive shake, trying to clear those crazy thoughts. Shadow is his friend. He doesn’t like him like that, that’s absurd. He just hates to see him suffer, that’s all. He forces himself to take a deep, steadying breath.

“I… am really sorry to hear that. I should go, let you get some rest.”

Sonic forces himself to stand, the motion dizzying. He should never have come over, never bothered Shadow in the first place. What was he thinking? Who cares if Shadow texted him back or not, he doesn’t owe him that. Stupid, stupid…

“Sonic, wait.”

[biblehumpers]

AHHHHH!!!!! *accidentally drops my joan ch fantasy au ref* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! SHIT!!

for anyone whos curious im working on au called clone high: dynasties which surrounds the main cast of clones from diff universes trying to save the world and figured---im not gonna get anywhere if i just write so im drawing refs now. heres joans

i already made 3 fanfics (one is already in progress) of this au so if you wanna read heres some links!! i do recommend reading the sound of silence first. 3/8 chapters has been completed so far but one of them has joans story :] fanart is appreciated!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65453236

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66462844

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66504346/chapters/171512830

[celestiallyslimy]

tips for cat therians !

ok, yeah, disclaimer; these tips will not include quads, gear, and are closeted therian+city therian friendly! however, these are mostly directed for domestic cats, so sorry to my wild cat friends :(. if you're against alterhumans/furries/quadrobists, please insult me through the reblog feature, thx!

try growing catnip at home! in small doses (such as tea), it's perfectly fine! if you practice witchcraft, catnip represents friendship can be used in spells.

give small little gifts to your friends, bonus points if it's food.

cats are carnivores, so lean towards meats. pretty much all cats eat small animals, like rabbits! 3a. for outdoors domestic cats, try leaning more towards poultry such as chicken, geese, turkey, etc. and fish! 3b. for indoors domestic cats, poultry, beef, pork, and other flavours common in cat food is good! 3c. wild cats are known to eat livestock, which means pretty much a lot of the above, and on occasion, deer! try out some venison! and if your theriotype lives near areas with bodies of water, eat some fish native to that area!

head outside for daily exercise! cats need exercise too!

keep good hygiene! cats love being clean! trim your claws, brush your hair, wash your skin, brush your teeth!

if you can, try out sports! bonus if it helps with things that would make you thrive in the wild! (for example, running for stamina, and speed)

cats are known for being acrobatic! go and do an obstacle course, challenge yourself!

dont sit staring at a screen all day! go do some bird watching or people-watching

cats are hunters. if you have school, see if you can sneak up behind your friend and scare them while walking to class.

go outside during darker hours, and take a listen to what you can hear. crickets? cars? people?

[the-future-is-chrome]

blue haired whore loves to commit crimes ❤️