#fuck this douchebag

[gunpowdercarousel]

You just KNOW that if Cazador was even remotely hot you would never see the end of people shipping him with Astarion. Ao3 would be awash with hundreds upon hundreds of Astarion/Cazador fics, there would be thirsty fanart of them together on your feed 24/7, people would be losing their goddamn minds over how wrong and fucked upbutalsokindahot they are together.

He would be on the level of Orin or Gortash or Raphael.

But no.

Larian were just like 'lol lets make him lame as fuck'. And I TRULY appreciate that. I thought I was in for Castlevania Dracula levels of sexiness, but he's just a... guy. Like he's just so thoroughly unremarkable it's amazing.

I don't know if it was all deliberate or not but I love it. They hype him up SO MUCH you can't even imagine the dark edgy vampire sex god you're going to encounter and then when I first saw him in game I was literally like "man who's that dork where's-CAZADOR SZARR?!"

I see no fanart of him. I see no fics of him.

He is anticlimax personified.

It's perfect. He's not cool. Abusers aren't cool. He's just a loser with an astronomical amount of power and the people he's hurt are helpless to stand up to him. He doesn't really NEED to be anything else.

[wilwheaton]

These dipshits actually believe Elon Musk invented these things. They choose to ignore that literally all that dumbfuck has ever done is spend money. He doesn’t innovate, he doesn’t engineer, he doesn’t write code. All he does is spend his daddy’s Apartheid money.

He didn’t create satellite internet. That already existed.

He didn’t make anything that can land itself. Engineers did that.

Tesla would have happened without him.

Oh when he does the brain chip will we also get magic wands?

My bad. I forgot about the endless miles of tunnels he invented to solve traffic.

It’s all lies, all the way down, and this Matt Wallace guy is too stupid to see it.

On the other hand, AOC worked a real job that was real hard and has never forgotten what it’s like to do that job. So she is spending her time, now, working like hell to improve the lives of others. She worked harder in a weekend than Elon Musk ever has in his life.

Meanwhile, Elon Musk and his weirdo fanboys are insulting her for having a job they would not be able to handle for a single shift.

[flamemons]

just some guys being dudes. happy holidays

[mymitochondriaforpresident]

The racism my beloved Simon had to face….my baby. 🥺💔

Although painful to watch, it felt incredibly validating. It was so annoying watching some people say this show was “only about class” while dismissing the BS that Simon had to go through. The abuse was ten fold because he’s POC and S3 finally exposed that.

That being said, and on a more positive note, it was so incredibly sexy when Simon sang happy birthday to Wille in Spanish (he feels safe with him!) and when Wille admitted to fantasizing about stroking those beautiful curlssss (and then actually did it). 🥹❤️‍🩹

Wilmon forever. 🤎🤍

[wannabe-minion-of-chaos]

Headcanon that the new kid only really talks around those they trust, and even then it's short like the "screw you guys I'm going home" at the end of stick of truth, and it's still not very often

And (at least when they were still playing fantasy) whenever it happens the kids treat it like this big honor, "THE KING HAS BLESSED YOU WITH THEIR WISDOM" or something. Only those worthy of the king's wisdom can hear it, even if it's just some basic sentence.

[imogenkol]

KINCADE PACK 🐺 (original works) — “The name goes back centuries, and all Miranda cares about is making sure it lasts for many more”

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[perfectlysunny02]

sorry if this is weird, but ever since i saw your post about eddie’s stupid little moustache i haven’t been able to shake the thought of tommy only referring to him as pornstache until he shaves it off. eddie asks him what he thinks and tommy says “i think you should compensate me for making me look at this sleazy private monstrosity”

no you right cause Tommy was in the army too like me, so he knows that this is what douche bag privates do to get around shaving all the way because it’s technically in regs. he’d totally dog Eddie about it until he shaves. it’s just what you do.

[nines-09]

oh my god. the sheer nostalgia of d:bh fics. bro those andriod diagnostics had me in my feels in 2018. i cannot describe just how fucking obsessed i was with d:bh, that shit was my main fixation for nearly four fuckin years. istg i scoured every fuckin whumpy reed900 ao3 fic there was until 2021. i have never been more invested in any fandom or anything in my entire life

[socialjusticeinamerica]

What is the price of a child’s life…

Republicans have no honor and endorse the mass shootings we are plagued with.

🤬

[wanderestless]

write on the black lives matter movement in ways that make liberals uncomfortable: get your blog banned and vilified as a 'russian psyop', which @staff has never addressed afaik.

be black and trans with a blog: get your blog banned due to racist & transphobic reporting and hard-to-miss transphobic moderation

comment too loudly on obvious transphobic discrimination: get your blog banned with no warning or explanation, then get harassed by the ceo of tumblr

comment on shockingly inappropriate and law-breaking level of personal harassment by the ceo of tumblr: get your blog banned with no warning or explanation

and the cherry on top is 'hello fellow kids, we already sold your data, artwork, writing, and personal diaries but we promise we can un-sell it! we just need every single user to tell us they don't want their data scraped, because we assume everyone wants their privacy violated!'

[toughtink]

the insurance market in florida is such a fucking mess. we are switching to our 4th insurer in 5 years. but our local politicians are too busy waging fake culture wars and pocketing money from the insurance lobby to tackle this glaring issue that’s worsening the housing crisis here and pricing even more people out of home ownership.

[rigginsstreet]

this billy with this steve

[monstersinthecosmos]

hey! just a lil PSA but harassing fic writers is ugly as fuck! you are unloved and sad! try a therapist! 🫶

[ruvviks]

everypony say hi to dr stephen darling my house md oc | [x]

[silliest-basilisk]

these are all the same genre of guy to me

[no-context-nonsense]

Pretend it’s Saturday…

It’s hockey season bitches which means it’s time to reread Sweater Weather and cry.