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i3utterflyeffect · 3 months

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What if one day, Alan came home early, insisted that Chosen would stay to dinner, and they have big family dinner together? And everything so surreal for Chosen, so when they come back home, Dark can't stop asking Cho why they look so stunned.

god yeah-- i don't think he'd insist on chosen staying personally but there's no way SC doesn't beg them to stay--

#tommy's foolery #he's just like. 'only if you want to hahh please don't force yourself to be around me'#but meanwhile sc is in the corner. with those Big Ol Eyes #they're too cute how is chosen supposed to refuse their little baby sibling like that!!!!!!!#<- oh man actually imagine if that's where they finally start processing that yeah actually sc is their little sibling huh.#and alan is treating them nice enough that it just causes some cognitive dissonance there........#idk man!!! 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥#tommy's stickmen tag #tommy's aus #tommy's stick!alan #selkie sticks au #i don't think alan would be comfortable with forcing anything on chosen but SC doesn't exactly get the Implications here #they're just a littol baby!!!! they want their friend here for dinner!!!#esp if sc ever hears chosen complain about there not being food back home. bc there's no way that dark and chosen eat on a healthy schedule #chosen tries to refuse but sc genuinely looks like they're about to start Fucking Bawling. they don't have a choice #just. aurrghhhhhhhhhhhh!! 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

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lesbiangiratina · 7 months

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Funny as hell. Yeah theyre doing great

#jp text is more like. a weapon denying its urge to kill is like denying its existence. i think. which is fucking insane. but yeah #did you know ggx advance has unique dialogue for the tag team mode. i didnt until yesterday. thank you tillman #most of testament’s are so fun yay yay. yay #ky notes that theres no madness in their eyes anymore. thats awesome. i like that they were like visibly crazy to him previously.#jam offers to make them food and they think about potato ramen. cute. cute.#they almost ask axl to say something to kliff for them if he ever sees him. uwa. uwa.#johnny basically says. yeah youre taller but im hotter. whos gonna tell him #IN ENG CHIPP SAYS ALL YOU TALK ABOUT IS NIGHTMARES AND POISON which is so fucking funny.#but in jp he just kinda .says he doesnt like their spells n such cuz he hates nightmares and poison. im sorry chippy.#GRAHHH YAY! SOME NEW LINES OF TEXT FOR ME! YAY! YIPPEE!#the kat goes meow #gg #testament tag

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kaidabakugou · 8 months

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the new girl at one of my favorite bakeries called me pretty this morning and it literally melted all my stress away 🥺

#kai.rambles #i was feeling sad bc my grandma is in the hospital and when i went to visit her they wouldn’t let me pass bc my license is expired #which okay ik that’s my fault but i took my passport with me just in case and the guy straight up told me that it wasn’t a valid form of id #and im like yeah tf it is ITS A PASSPORT and he said no #and while i was waiting for my mom to come down to the lobby an old lady came in and he turned her away for the same thing #and dudeee okay you turn me away fine fuck off but an old ladyyy??? at that age they don’t pay attention to that just let her pass #and then he argued with another woman bc she brought a flower arrangement and it had water so he couldn’t allow it HELLOOO??!?#so i had to leave and went to go get breakfast for my mom at least bc she stayed the night and i was supposed to stay the day #and when i came back to give her the food she told me that the nurse that was with my grandma asked what happened bc she wasn’t expecting #my mom to return and when my mom told her she immediately got so angry bc that same guy #didn’t allow her and a couple other nurses to bring in a cake for one of the residents #who’s birthday is today and they had a full on argument this morning #so it was all in all awful and now my mom has been there for more than 20 hours until later tonight when my aunt goes over :(#anyway this turned into a whole rant im sorry but im so mad bc i know for a FACT that a passport is a valid form of id #and he was just being a fkn dick #but the girl called me pretty and it took some stress off and she really liked my blush #and i liked hers so we had a little makeup 101 exchange and it was so nice at least 🥺#and i have a couple cute asks to answer that have made my day as well so i’ll get to those in a few 🥰

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rearranging-deck-chairs · 5 months

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oh my fUCKING god we fucking knew it didnt we HARD swing the other way hey i just met you and this is crazy heres my entire life story come fly away in my phone box with me

#hello mine friends sorry i wasnt here my body just Did Not want to stay vertical anymore #im vertical now #for a bit #we'll see how long it lasts #im watching #i will be reblogging #oh my god hes insane #hes insane #eveerryttthing out on the table youre fucking insane babe #also ruby reminds me so much of clara #oh my god russell we've dONE the last of the time lords Move On we've moved on #oh there ARE dinosaurs nice #oh the short sleeves #'FIVE numbers i like it!!' oh my go dtheyre cute #'most of the universe is knackered babes' screaaaaaammmmm #sure yeah lets not pretend anything is fine or has ever been fine that didnt really work out well #hes not even wearing his coAT #im not in love with him btw im fine #if you were wondering im fine im normal #the hand over her eyesssssss #screaaaamm theyre so cute im obsessed #theyre so twelve clara vibes #also i love how closeby we are i feel like im THERE #SCREAM FOOD?????? obSESSED. the first thing she goes for is FOOD. 'what would you grow a baby for? oh i know'#dw spoilers

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torgawl · 11 months

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i'm too mentally unwell for this (people shoving ragbros angst in my face at 10 am)

#diluc's voice going 'was it ever real?' </3 kaeya saying 'i was just a child' </3 and 'i would burn the fucking world down before i would #even think of betraying you' </3 #i'm actually crying #whatever spell ragbros put on me when i first started playing genshin that shit has a grip on me #i just want them to hug so bad i need them to hug i need them to cry it out and laugh together #i need diluc's lighthearted personality to shine through at least once please please #being safe enough that your inner child shines through as a sign of healing is so!!!! good!!!! btw #actually i'm so freaking curious about kaeya's birthday this year #i am every year but now that he had that sort of reassurance during his hangouts that the winery will always be there for him #i want to know if he gets to spend a bit of his birthday there or get to at least eat adelinde's food #maybe this is irrealistic but i don't care let me dream #his message last year was about tcg i love tcg but not like this give me crumbs hoyoverse feed me #last year's art was so cute with all the presents (we had klee crumbs too kaeya and klee so precious to me) so i am hoping for something #equally or even more wholesome #anyways do you ever just think about kaeya and diluc?#yeah me neither 😂

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awsydawnarts · 10 months

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I hate you weight loss ads I hate you packaging that prominently displays calorie content I hate you menus that don’t show how much something costs but instead show the calories I hate you magazines that blast weight loss strategies in your face I hate you influencers promoting detox teas I hate how the world is so unfriendly to people recovering from EDs who are just trying to get through their everyday life without being reminded about it under the guise of a “fitness girlie” lifestyle

#tw eating disorders #tw disordered eating #I’m fine btw mutuals don’t worry it’s fine #I just get so frustrated with how all the fitness lifestyle crap that’s so popular today has created this environment where it’s so easy to #develop orthorexia #one minute you think that the world is getting better about this shit but then one of those fitness girlies pops up and you realize we’re #still doing the same stuff just packaging it differently #I recently performed coffee in my schools nutcracker and i would almost argue that my mindset going into it about my body was WORSE than it #would have been 10 years ago bcs yeah now no ones going to SAY that you’re supposed to be thin #they’re just going to judge you for not having a fucking six pack #bcs it’s just so easy and it’s this cute quirky lifestyle that you can just achieve #and it’s so healthy #it’s good for you #i don’t think the fact that I wound up doing ab workouts every day for a month was super healthy thanks #and all the stuff I mentioned above was so fucking unhelpful #I’m just going about my day not worrying about whether I’m going to hit this fitness goal and then bam some food is in my face telling me #how many calories it has and how it’s so HEALTHY #when that wasn’t something that was on my radar AT ALL at the moment #anyway #getting off my soapbox now thanks #mine

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cerealmonster15 · 2 years

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Jamil: uggghhh azuls gonna be so critical and picky when he judges my food 😒

Azul when he judges Jamil’s food:

[praises u heavily praises u heavily praises u heavily praises u heavily praises u heavily praises u heavily prai

#literally not one ounce of criticism. just excessively going on about how perfect it is #jamiazu #i love this story so much it makes me laugh #azul: h-#Jamil: oh for the love of GOD why are YOU of ALL PEOPLE here #azul: haha I’m looking forward to it 🤗 <- unfazed by Jamil blatantly bullying him lmao #azul buttering him up is so funny #but it’s also cute bc Jamil Actually Smiled at some of it #like he takes pride in his cooking!!! and he was being appreciated :)#but also I fucking cry at Jamil’s flashback #Jamil: yeah Ace and Floyd said my food looked boring so anyway I’m becoming the joker now #that’s his real villain origin story lol #and the the 💜💜plz come work at mostro lounge💜💜#this boy does not quit lol

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acewizardinspace · 2 years

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Imagine some teen jedi ordering a pizza to the temple.

Now imagine the poor pizza delivery man who is so sure this is a prank, but will be fired if he doesn't deliver the food, landing in front of the big impressive temple, walking up to the intimidating masked guards with double-bladed-laser-swords nervously saying, "I am here for a delivery...?"

#jedi positivity #the teens push past the guards excitedly because fuck yeah tonight is movie night #the jedi are so sweet and cute and deserve the world but regular people are always so surprised to see how normal they are #headcanon #i say teens because i feel like the adults already have a system in place for ordering food in a way that doesn't sound like a prank #my headcanons #my thoughts

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hailsatanacab · 11 months

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so I'm enjoying watching Castaway Diva a lot more than I thought I would and like along with the main questions (who is jung ki-ho, where is he, is he one of the brothers) I'm really thinking......... did she eat her dad

#castaway diva #kdrama #seriously though did she eat her dad #is that insensitive? yes #but also like.#its a possibility #i mean probably not though - if only because he was (spoilers) dead when they washed ashore #(that's if he WAS dead - like could you imagine the trauma of being stuck on a deserted island with the abuser you were trying to escape???#(like on top of the trauma of being stranded anyway.... yeesh)#but yeah by the time you’ve given up hope of being immediately rescued and you’re foraging for what little food you can find...#dad's gotta be pretty decomposed at that point right?#she probably didnt eat her dad #but the thought would be there though wouldnt it #ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE CIRCUMSTANCES but damn if her little tropical island wilderness camp didnt look cosy af tho #anyway im highkey reminded of those guys that were lost at sea for a week or w/e where upon being rescued they said #it was a pretty nice break away from it alll #like yeah i can see that #the fucking shit she came up with though - she built a HOUSE #real tarzan shit #anyway yeah watch castaway diva its cute and pretty good #cannibalism #should have tagged that earlier whoops #also wait im coming back to these tags to say #god but just imagine the flipside of not eating him - you have to make your home with your dad's body decomposing by the shore #or you have to bury him yourself #just imagine the seagulls flocking around for a meal while you're trying to survive #how horrible

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cherry-bomb-ships · 2 years

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Ok this Halloween kinda sucked (no one showed up at my door :/ ) but at least I look hot as fuck. This was supposed to be a last-minute improvised 50s Greaser costume but I kinda just wanna start dressing like this normally 😎

#ruby rambles #my face #not self ship related #anyways i hope everyone had a better halloween than me 😭#when 10pm rolls around im gonna drive to mcdonalds and get some disgusting food to cheer myself up 😭#at least f/ovember starting tomorrow will help cheer me up ;0;#and also a bonus today was seeing how fucking cute my gf looked in her costume uwu 💖💖💖💖💖#but yeah man. what a bust #what in the sweet fuck do i do with all the candy i bought 😳 i think im gonna die if i try to eat it all myself 😳😳😳😳😳

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makkie-is-screaming · 8 months

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D wants to do this valentines brunch thing that has all you can eat pancakes w me n it sounds so fun but pancakes r like my worst fear food :(

#It’s suck a cute idea n I love that she was like yeah anyone else n there’d just be drama I’d love to take u tho #N maybe I could get away w one pancake n some eggs but idk man #it’s sounds so fucking fun though I hate that I’m panicking over the food #but honest to god I have nightmares about eating pancakes and the last time my mom made them I had a panic attack #Screaming

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killuaisaprincess · 1 year

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KI IS TINY KI IS TINY

#personal #What’s that? Fandom doesn’t think so LOLL #LIKE I GIVE A FUCK FANDOM WHO I GOT EM ALL BLOCKED #GENETICS AHA LOLL ON FICTIONAL CHARS OH SHIT LEMME GO DO A DNA TEST ON THIS NOT REAL CHAR REAL FAST #BUT FINE GENETICS WELL THEN WHAT ABOUT ALL THE FUCKING TORTURE KI WENT THROUGH #People can also say needle man had it the worse all they want but Ki is the heir this kid was put through so much 🥲 I refuse to believe his #his growth would be stunted so much if we’re gonna use real world logic #Experiences? MY OWN #ADERALL AHAHA they tried that on me as a teen like around Ki’s age and I did not each as much as I should #Naturally I have a high metabolism but even thennn I was even more a stick than I usually am and I def could’ve grown more than I did #SO YEAH NOT EATING ENOUGH FOOD WHEN YOU ARE AT A CRITCAL POINT OF YOUR GROWING #CUTE LITTLE MUNCHKIN KI ONLY IN THIS HOUSE 😤😤😤😤😤

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rexscanonwife · 2 years

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Ok fun fact about Brea that I don't necessarily share with her is that she is a TERRIBLE cook 😂😂

They don't exactly have home economics courses in the Jedi Order, she knows how to forage and what plants are safe to eat on hundreds of different planets and ecosystems.

But does she know how to soft boil an egg? Absolutely FUCKING not!!

#jane journals #self insert talk #ahfjgkgm like im not an EXCEPTIONAL cook #but i manage #and i even make things that are VERY good sometimes when i follow a recipe #but brea holy fuck she burns the wet food and the dry food is soggy somehow #MAYBE she can cook a can of soup #and she carries cubes of broth for long missions cause kepler gets the sniffles a lot #but she mainly relies on foraging + local quisine #and her partners think its almost pretty cute #but yeah she wouldnt exactly be known for her homecooked meals #she leaves the utensils in the oven and they melt #her poor kids have to grow up w that and she learns EVENTUALLY #it takes a while tho

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caninecowboy · 2 years

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24 days!

#em #milo.txt #im thinking about em again. i mean when am i not they're always on my mind #god they make me so fucking happy #ive been having such a shitty past few weeks but talking to them has helped #it feels. incredibly magical to have a love as strong as ours #they called me a good boyfriend today and they just. get me yknow?#in ways no one has ever. in ways i didnt even expect! in ways that feel full of love #i love how we've become entangled in one another. it really feels like there's no true me without them and vice versa yknow?#like yeah yeah yeah im my own person. kickass grad student whos queer as fuck and hot and theyre their own person.#fucking amazing scientist beautifully radiant individual whos so kind and gentle and fuckn CUTE ((they sent me a selfie this morning #and i was like HEY GIVE A GUY A WARNING OKAY!!! I NEED MY BRAIN FOR SCHOOL! CANT BE TAKING MY BREATH AWAY LIKE THAT #AND RENDERING ME SPEECHLESS!! theyre sooooo cute. i see them and im like ohmygod youre so fucking... youre so pretty youre so cute youre so #hot youre literally every word that is escaping my mind right now and i have never seen something as breathtaking as them))#ANYWAY!!! it still feels like half of me is missing when they're not with me yknow? and its true #half of me IS missing... they are !! they're my other half they're my beloved they're my lavender they're my fucking bestie #it really sucks being this far from them and not having them in my life in person but soon! soon.#theyll be in the same city as me again and we'll go for drives and we'll go grocery shopping together #and get weird looks because we just. get so GOOFY together #godddd i love when we would try to forage for fucking food in [redacted] at like 10 pm but eVERYTHING CLOSES SO EARLY #like that time we went to taco bell and they only took cash so we had to pivot #god i just miss that shit!!!! i miss that with them !!! i miss laughing and being happy and having no worries and feeling. GOOD #i love that i can just look at them and they KNOW what i'm thinking like i dont even have to SAY anything and they KNOW #and how genuine they know me? god. they send me reeses and hi-chews in care packages and its the ONLY time i have them bc i dont usually #buy shit for myself like that PLUS it feels like an extra special treat when i get them from them.#also the way they have helped me love myself? like fuck.#if they're capable of loving me so deeply and truly. maybe i can too yknow?#ill do things that i wouldnt have done before knowing them (like admitting i DO know things and celebrating my 48% on an exam and eating #ice cream because its going to make me happy even though theres still remnants telling me to not)#like.... they really have changed my life for the better

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bethiewhimsy · 1 year

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asra’s trivia on his wiki page is my favorite thing ever actually. does he know i’d die for him, do they know i’d kill for them.

#CANONICALLY NONBINARY ??????? FUCK TO THE HELL YEAH #’AIRY AND INTIMATE VOICE’ ??? WHAT IF I SWOON ?????#HIS FAV SEASON IS SPRING THATS SO FYCKING CUTE #HE CAN DO COOL KNIFE TRICKS. OMG.#HIS NAMES MEANS TRAVEL AT NIGHT 😭😭😭#HES INSPIRED BY HOWL JENKINS PENDRAGON. HE IS INSPIRED BY *THE HOWL MOVINGCASTLE*#ONE OF HIS FAVORITE FOODS IS RAINBOW SORBET. HE IS ADORABLE.#ahem #sorry about that.#asra <3

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niicevibe · 2 years

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somehow... having to make seven burgers at once while at work tonight inspired me to write a tighnari drabble, so expect that one later, hahaha.

#someone ordered two beyond meat burgers for themSELF #how do you stomach eating two let alone one???#ackkkk cooking them smells like cat food #like the nasty fish paté lookin things #WHY DO THEY BLEED IF MADE OF VEGGIES N SHIT #(i already know why but seriously; it's fucking gross to look at)#any vegetarian or vegan who has ordered a beyond meat burger has never actually seen them get cooked #they OOZE pink/red shit #BUT ANYWAY YEAH-- TIGHNARI #IT'S CUTE AND SAD AND I'M EMO ABOUT 3.2 STILL SO... YEAH #🗣: some nice thoughts

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