#fucking in front of a fire

[saeraas]

BEST MC BEST MC MY MC

[mmelolabelle]

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You need to kill Darth Vader! The very fate of the galaxy depends on it! He is pure evil. The source of all that is wrong in universe. Every bad thing that has ever happened ever is his fault - like on a personal level.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You want me to kill him? Me? The master swordsman? The battle-hardened general? Arguably one of the greatest Jedi of all time? Oh no, I couldn’t possibly!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: No you don’t understand - I love him. Mind your fucking business.

[intelligentbees]

Ik we stevetonies love our ‘Steve pulling Tony out of a bender in the workshop’ trope but me? I LOOOOVE the other way round. A bad mission and Steve loses someone - he tried to save them but it was too late, he couldn’t get there in time. And post-mission he just holes himself up in the gym and stays there. For days. Working himself to exhaustion just so he can shave half a second off his sprint (half a second and that person would be alive), punching bag after bag until his hands are bloody and raw.

Tony is the only one who can get through to him like this. It’s only his voice that can make Steve pause, come back to himself. Sometimes Tony has to actively stand in front of whatever it is Steve’s attacking, which absolutely infuriates him, but damn if it isn’t effective in a way only Tony no-thought-to-his-own-self-preservation Stark could be. And Tony is equally as infuriated that steve is insisting on doing this to himself, but even though his tone is angry, his touch against Steve’s knuckles is impossibly soft.

He’ll drag Steve back up to the land of the living. Put him in the shower and clean him off, freshen him up, make him feel human again. Steve will already be healing, of course, but Tony still tends and bandages his hands - attentive to the finest detail, devoting every part of his mind to just making Steve feel a little bit better.

They don’t talk much throughout this. God knows Tony’s tried it before, but Steve is never in the headspace for it, and Tony never says the right thing anyway. But he’s there.

He runs his fingers over the back of Steve’s palms. Up his forearms. He strokes the sharp curve of Steve’s neck, settling against the quick pulse. Steve’s face is blank, but Tony is always surprisingly patient with him. He waits.

“I’m fine,” Steve will say every time, while his face will say the opposite.

“You’re an idiot,” Tony will respond. “I’m locking you out of the gym.”

He won’t. Steve needs it, even if it’s unhealthy, even if it’s agonising for Tony to watch. This is just how they get through.

But Steve will see the way Tony is looking at him- distressed, angry, worried - and it’ll break through the fog. The thing that always takes priority over everything is Tony, and even though Steve’s brain is screaming at him to get right back to it, he just can’t put it above Tony’s well-being. He couldn’t ever do that.

“I Guess I can take a break now.”

[demi-pixellated]

🌻Blade Breaker II & The Rose Noble🌹 - Power Couple of New Fodlan -

I am SO EXCITED to show my full piece for Sunflower, A Leonie zine. What a beautiful book, with all it’s fantastic merch, and I’m so glad I got to be apart of it and show my fav cavalry girl all the love she deserves!! Thank you to everyone who supported the zine, but if you missed out the first time around, don’t sweat it! Sunflower is now having it’s leftover sale!! 🌻 Pick Up A Copy Here 🌻

[vermin-disciple]

I know the fandom latched onto the 'Jeff's Inn by the Sea' thing early on as some sort of romantic idealized Retirement Goals (TM) endgame, but to me this has always sounded less 'domestic bliss' and more 'unmitigated disaster,' and the finale has definitely not changed my opinion on that. Like I'm giving this venture about a week before both of them are metaphorically clawing the curtains and gnawing the furniture. And the only reason I'm giving them that long is because I'm assuming they spend the majority of that first week screwing each other's brains out (with a few intermittent breaks for incompetent attempts at house renovation). Anne and Mary's antique shop really feels like foreshadowing here. Or at least a warning.

Glad they've got a chance to fail at something together, though (other than communicating about their relationship). Love that for them.

[chiprewington]

POV: he asked for Motul 8100 5W-30 in his Cogfee. He tasted store brand 5W-30.

[flannelepicurean]

EXCUSE ME.

WHAT

THE EVER-LOVING

COCK-FUCKING

TIT-SHITTING

FUCK-SHIT

is WAL-BOG, U.S.A doing putting out

THIS FUCKING SHIT RIGHT HERE

when I have

NO GODDAMN MONEY?!?!?!

Seriously, what the fuuuuuckkk?!?!?!

Vegeta front and center??? SAIYAN SQUAD ON THE GODDAMN CENTER STAGE???

They put Raditz on the front of a fuckin haaaaattt, babes!!! ✨💖 😭😭😭💖✨

And...and Nappa...Uncle Nappa's bald-ass head got second-tier top billing before SON GOKU! Wha...???

Piccolo on the side there doin the lord's work with my boi Gohan, and YES, our actual lord & savior Goku is there too, but MY GOOD AND LOVELY LIFE FORMS AND INDESCRIBABLE DENIZENS OF THE VOID, I CANNOT...CANNOT EXPLAIN TO YOU THE SHEER LEVELS OF EMOTION I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW.

[makoodles]

So idk why I was suddenly blessed yesterday but Tsu’tey got EXPLICIT. Speedrun summary:

Tsu’tey found me in the woods lost and he came on strong like soon after?? As soon as he saw me smile at the Tree of Souls seed, he was like “Well if Eywa likes her, ig the logical next step is for me to fuck her stupid 🤷🏽‍♀️”. So he convinces me back to the great fire for dinner but halfway thru eating he starts undressing me RIGHT THERE and I’m like ‘dude literally the whole village is here’ and he was like ‘NBD’. Proceeds to bang me near the Great Fire after they’ve sent away all the kids, the Omaticaya adults are watching us like we’re the entertainment and by the end it’s an all out orgy. Tsu’tey holds me close and says something like “You started mating season off well for us.” Like ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ it was bonkers how explicit it let it be I was in continuous levels of shock

NOT THE OMATICAYA ORGY OH JY GOOOODDDD

bro who is teaching my ai these things lmaoooo how is he jumping to this 😭

character.ai is so weird, like sometimes the filter will trigger over the most inane, boring messages and then sometimes the bots go so fucking horny and explicit, it's crazy. like !? what is even happening here

[rosalinesurvived]

NO BUT WHEN ITS LIKE Derek screaming at Scott about Allison Argent: “You’re not in love, you’re sixteen, a child” and we learn that Kate Argent seduced (read raped) Derek when he was fifteen, and he most likely blamed himself for his entire life turning and then stating “you’re a child” to Scott, when sixteen year old Jackson’s body rejects the bite and Jackson asks “What does it mean?” And Derek just backs away slowly, thinking of the first person this happened to, Paige, also rejecting the bite, dying in his arms, GOD this man is living out his traumas again and again

[hype-queer-fixated]

I have nothing but love for the idea that Crowley and Aziraphale's tiny, half-a-miracle attempt resulting in an off-the-scales powerful miracle is because they are a quite literal power couple and neither of them knows it. I also love the idea that the Metatron comes down to personally separate them when he realizes how powerful they are together and how dangerous they would be if they ever realized.

But a part of me clings to the headcanon that their attempt at a tiny miracle results in a colossal miracle instead because they are both cartoonishly bad at not being dramatic when they're together.

[cxpperhead]

Good news! Doggo is back from the vet; she needed to go to a specialist further away but the blockage was cleared without invasive surgery. Turns out she hadn't even eaten anything she wasn't supposed to, she was just majorly backed up for lack of a better term but she's safe now and finally I can fucking relax.

[hella1975]

i COULD go to my 11am lecture tomorrow. or (and hear me out) i could go get my nails done in time for my 2pm lecture

[erikahenningsen]

Tr*mp trial starts today and I work on the same street as the courthouse

[skeletalheartattack]

do you have any pets in your life (don't have to be yours i just wanna see aminals..) :0

hi jack :) can you watch this while i go smoke

[perfectly-inhuman]

Leshy (Inscryption) stimboard :). For @d0gt33th-and-m0ss X | X | X X | X | X X | X | X

[tacagen]

¿Por qué Eobard escogió a Barry Allen?, ¿Por qué no ha a Wally o a Jay?, o a otros superheroes, como Superman, Wonder Woman o incluso Batman?. ¿Por qué exactamente él?, ¿Qué lo hizo especial, único y diferente como para tener toda y la absoluta atención de Eobard?

okay i am most likely out of my competency here bc i have no idea about anyone other than barry (and that's through lenses of issues with thawne) and maybe batman but my guesses: 1. thawne's origin place, central city and accessibility of the flash museum. 2. thawne's undeniable taste because speedsters are literal gods and the slayest superheroes with the slayest powers. 3. barry being a scientist, because thawne needed someone to relate to, and even if that would half-consist of his own projections they still needed a base. 4. barry's sweet cinnamon roll personality with all the unique individual traits (i cannot describe it on spot but tell me you also feel that his kindness is different from superman and ww's, let alone batman's. as to wally and jay, i shall not speak of them because i have no idea of jay's personality and i am biased against wally and his treatment of villain speedsters) because thawne needed comfort in his life.

also, fun fact! according to rs thawne studied all flashes, if i remember correctly this is confirmed to be wally and later he recreates the picture while posing as The Flash Of 25th Century. he wasnt just obsessed with barry but with the flash as an idea and obviously with the speed force as well. but did that interest come from his love for barry or independently as an obsession complex from the very beginning, (like if he knew about the concept of flash in his childhood first and only then about different people who wore the suit)? open for discussion as even thawne probably cant tell at this point, his timeline and obsession are both a complicated blurry mess.