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paper-mario-wiki · 1 year ago

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Drake - Pregnant Drake (2024)

#video #shitpost #drake #kendrick lamar #i know this is a different version of the thing i already made but this seems more full #and i keep listening to it and laughing #this dude should not have released a song with so many buzzwords #CSA mention

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mikqchoux · 1 year ago

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unfinished draft from 1 year ago

#this is where im still new to the aa fandok ong i wanted it to be a full colored comic bc its funny #good thing i didnt finished it bc its funnier this way #ong #aa #ace attorney #ace attorney shitpost #shitpost #aa shitpost #aa trilogy #iris hawthorne #pwaa #I FORGOT THE SPOILERS TAG OHMYHOD IM SORRY IM SO SO SORRY #:(((#t&t #t&t spoilers #aa t&t #spoilers #sryyy #i didnt told it here bc i thoughtppl will get it but this is a reference

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windwenn · 7 months ago

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Stop that right now jimothy

#season 2 episode 5 ‘the apple’#WHY did he do that #Jim’s brand of affectionate exasperation is killing me #I’m sure the writers were going for ‘amusement because he doesn’t need to be told the planet is full of life’#but shatners choice to act as though everything that comes out of spocks mouth is the sexiest thing in the universe #is really adding to the subtext #when I say adding I mean piling on that queercoding with a wheelbarrow and shovel #Star Trek #Star Trek tos #my art #shitpost #comic #sketch #doodle #james t kirk #Spock #spirk #fanart #side note i drew Spock so cute here in my personal opinion oh my LORD

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the-great-horse-cocktail · 8 months ago

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Alternate timeline where Stanley doesn’t accidentally ruin Ford’s project but he still doesn’t get into Geek Life University bc some kid showed up with a baking soda volcano

#Happens every time I’m telling ya #gravity falls #stanford pines #stanley pines #a tale of two stans #Y’all I just thought of smth fucked up #Remember that baby pic where ford was reaching towards the yellow triangle?#What if bill’s always been there #Cuz perpetual motion machines aren’t scientifically possible (think it’s bc entropy or smth to do w/ thermodynamics)#Ford couldn’t have made one—no one can #Either he was scamming them or (if what I said abt bill above is correct) *he* fucked w/ Ford’s machine to make it weird #Bc ford getting into a top school means he has more opportunities which means a better chance of getting the portal built #And then when Ford starts being like “screw your cipher” bill’s like “oh you think you can just *leave* me; I *made* you sixer!”#“I’m the reason you got into that fancy pants college! You honestly think you could’ve built that machine #We may be a team but I’m the mvp—always have been”#Okay I know it’s far-fetched but what is the gf fandom if not full of far-fetched theories (ain’t even a theory really more like an excuse #for angst and also bc of the fact that Ford invented Physics Breaker 5000 was slwsys a sticking point for me FOR SOME REASON)#Like I truly don’t know why that of all things bothers me #I really did just devolve into fanfic in the tags of a shitpost—oh and ig ford got into west cost in that au/version of events #shitpost

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fishareglorious · 6 months ago

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for the first time ever vila gets drunk in one of lilya's drink alongs and proceeds to say this in full earshot of. windsong who was also drinking with them

#reverse 1999 #vila #windsong #r1999 shitpost #for all people make windsong a lightweight in fics i don't think that woman is a lightweight #one of the fragrances in that woman is literally 'vodka' and she has a line about drinking!! granted its about drinking only in #times of celebration so she probably doesn't drink all that much (lest we forget this woman is the struggler in her line of work)#i do still think she's a crybaby when she's drunk though. just full on sobbing at the littlest thing #we should also never forget in vila's story quest when windsong literally trips over herself going to vila and inadvertently saves herself #from being shanked by samodiva's water knives because she's clumsy as hell

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zemi-noelle-art · 1 year ago

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me in 2004: "I like care bears and ninja turtles!"

in between: "I don't much care for these things anymore." me in 2024: "I like care bears and ninja turtles..."

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darkxsoulzyx · 9 months ago

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I do like my username still, and it has a near and dear place in my heart,,,,

But sometimes,,,, sometimes I remember that people have to *pronounce* it and then it falls apart from there LMAOOOOO

#darkzyx #shitpost #I’ve heard so many people say so many different things #but the main consistent thing they do is add at least 15 extra Xs #listen man #I thought they were super cool several years ago leave me be /lh #in fact my earliest social media account was fucking full of Xs #no wonder I like Cross sans so much haha

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iicaru2 · 4 months ago

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i frequently spend several ingame days at a time doing challenges, stranger missions, or various compendium stuff for 100% completion, and i can’t help but imagine that every time john returns home he has a new, even more stupid sounding excuse for abigail as to Why.

she probably (rightfully so) asks where the hell he’s been off doing god knows what instead of Raising your son, John Marston, and he sputters some nonsense like “Sorry, darlin’, spent a few nights sleeping outside a run down fort in Lemoyne shooting birds out of the sky” or “Was watchin’ a real annoying fisherman get killed by a catfish” or “Almost fell off a cliff lookin’ for dinosaur bones for a crazy lady” and other dumb shit that no sane person would believe. but the dumbest part is that every single word of it is true and he comes home with physical evidence to back it up.