#fun and chaos ensues

[el-pada]

If you’re still doing doodle requests can you draw one of the villains 🙏🙏🙏 please they’re all so goofy

does this count

[luminouslotuses]

feeling the need for class trial saiouma romantic tension but in a non-despair au so i propose the idea . of Mock Trial

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Introducing... 8 am in the (fucking) neighborhood

Papyrus is back with the groceries.

Unfortunately, his Karen neighbor is still mad at him for ruining her perfect white wall.

Alas, Papyrus is in trouble once again! (or not).

You can read it down the line or on AO3:

8 a.m in the neighborhood

Papyrus finally had his groceries. After a long morning that almost felt like an entire year, the house was finally in sight. He took a look at the clock in his car. He had to meet with Undyne at 2 p.m., which meant he would have to leave at precisely 1:38 p.m. to be on time. It would leave him plenty of time to clean the groceries and wait by the door until it was time to leave.

The skeleton turned at the end of the road to park in his alley. Or at least he intended to. Because he had to stop almost immediately.

His two bins were in the middle of the alley again.

Oh no. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath. Please, please just leave him alone…

A terrible knock on his window made him jump out of his bones. He looked up in disbelief. Here she was once again.

His Karen neighbor.

Papyrus tried to keep his cool. Everyone said he was the most patient monster they had ever met. So he was going to honor them and be patient with her as well. He could do this. He was the Great Papyrus after all!

He forced a smile and rolled down the window.

"DEAR NEIGHBOR, WE MEET AGAIN! IS SOMETHING WRONG?"

"Something wrong? You dare to ask me if something is wrong? You ruined my wall!"

Papyrus turned around. Ah, yes. He almost forgot the amazing crack he made in that horrible perfect clean white house of hers. She was just dramatic. If he closed his eyes hard enough, no one could notice it.

The skeleton rolled his eyes. Where was he? Ah yes, being patient. He was the great Papyrus and according to Tumblr, he was supposed to be nice and always smiling, because cute boys can't be sad or have a bad day. He couldn't betray his Tumblr fans. He needed to stay in his role. Hum… What would his Tumblr fans do in these types of situations?

Oh!

He knew!

"RUINED IS A BIG WORD. YOU COULD EASILY HIDE IT. I SUGGEST YOU PUT A PRIDE FLAG ABOVE IT AS WE ARE IN JUNE, THE PROUDEST MONTH OF ALL!"

Well, for sure, Karen didn't expect that. Her face turned from angry to disgusted very fast. Did he say something wrong?

"You are one of them?"

"THEM?"

"Those people who are identifying to helicopters and wearing pink thongs in the streets. Don't you think you did enough already? You're going to contaminate the children with your… Ideology. We're respectable people in this street, you can't just show your pink string to the children and call that an identity. That's absolutely disgusting."

Papyrus shuts his mouth in a loud bone noise. He took a deep breath, then made a slow turn towards the screen of his phone, hanging to the opposite window of his car.

"DEAR TUMBLR FANS, I AM SO SORRY FOR THIS AS I WILL BE OBLIGED TO USE A LOT OF STRONG WORDS IN THE NEXT FEW SECONDS THAT ARE NOT VERY PAPYRUS AT ALL BUT HOLY FUCK. EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND."

"Who are you even talking to? Do you hear voices?"

Papyrus forced a huge smile and met her eyes.

"JEEZ LADY, YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE. I KNEW YOU WERE A RACIST FUCK ALREADY, BUT THAT'S EVEN MORE FUCKED UP SOMEHOW. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING? DO YOU THINK THIS IS A NORMAL THING TO SAY TO SOMEONE? DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT EDUCATION WHEN YOU HAVE THE LEVEL OF EDUCATION OF AN OYSTER."

She gasped loudly.

"I am not an oyster, you sick asshole!"

"THIS IS NOT THE POINT! YOU COULD BE A MOLLUSK OR A CRUSTACEAN FOR ALL I CARE, THIS DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING: YOUR OPINIONS ARE DISGUSTING, HURTFUL, AND DISGRADING. INSTEAD OF BEING JEALOUS OF ME AND MY GROCERIES, WHY WON'T YOU BUY SOME DECENCY TO THE GROCERY STORE? IT'S JUST TWO MINUTES DOWN THE STREET."

"I will talk to your brother about your behavior! If I can't make you realize how wrong you are, maybe he will! I can't believe how immature you are! What a shame for your kind! And gay with all of that! Poor, poor children! What an example you are for them!"

"FIRST OF ALL, I'M NOT GAY BUT ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC. SECONDLY, I AM AN ADULT AND CAN TALK TO MYSELF. AND LAST…"

"if it can help, i don't identify as a helicopter but i for sure wear bright pink thongs. they're cute." Sans said from the first-floor window, watching the drama show playing in the street. "also, my bro is right. he's not gay. i am though. need something else?"

Karen opened and closed her mouth in shock, like a dying goldfish. She then let out a scream of rage and left, raging. Sans lazily waved goodbye at her as Papyrus, very satisfied, flipped his two middle fingers in her back. Anyway. He still had groceries to clean.

Maybe the day wouldn't be so bad after all.

Fuck Karens.

[owlyflufff]

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND LOOK AT THEM

[sealpup9]

Get friended idiot

[nabi-unveiled]

15 Day BL Challenge: Top 3 BLs That You'd Never Want To Explain To Your Parents My Brother

My parents?

You jest. You think I'm discussing BLs with a homophobic Southern Baptist preacher and his helpmeet? Her words, not mine. I haven't survived in my community and family for almost four decades by being a fool. More importantly, there's no reason to tarnish my shows with that kind of negative energy. It would serve no purpose.

So that left me thinking...with whom would I actually discuss BLs? The list is very short - my brother. That's the whole list. As much as I joke about wanting a Scooby Doo gang, I know I'm the problem. It takes a really long time for me to feel comfortable with most people.

But when I can't contain my enthusiasm about a BL, my brother is who I call. He's my one and only completely safe space.

When I brought up ABO, he already knew about it. We talked about differing lore/mechanics between writers of ABO.

When I brought up Caged Again, we spent almost an hour on the phone discussing panther/penguin dynamics and the likelihood of a pebble being gifted.

When I brought up the Heart Killers, we ended up discussing Shakespeare and 10 Things parallels.

When I have ranted, he's listened. When I've squealed in delight, he's laughed. I'm sure he's rolled his eyes a few times, but you can't see that over the phone.

When I casually mentioned that I might, just might, start writing on Tumblr instead of just reading, he made me brainstorm a new profile name before letting me hang up.

You get the problem here. There are no limits on what I'd explain to him. There is not a single show or premise we couldn't talk about.

He's my Babe.

I'll listen to all of his talk about Supernatural, comic books, and antiques in return.

.........

For those interested in the challenge: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

[bayofwolves]

Fun idea: Rollan encounters a huntsman spider in his chambers in Stetriol's castle

[bxnnie-bxwl]

EVIL!BONNIE FUTURE SPRINGBONNIE REAL?

HEHEHEHE

so vanny having the crazy plans that she has.. wanting to be like William afton because of glitchtrap telling her things she should do to become like him.. since there’s no really a suit.. next best thing is to have an animatronic as her personal puppet.. murder machine if you will.. glitchtrap taking over bonnie which was perfect to vanny.. pampering him in a purple bow to look just like spring bonnie.. but because of glitchtrap being directly influencing him he’s still sentient.. so doesn’t want to be vannys puppet and starts going against her., so vanny decided to get rid of him using the other animatronics ((: and seals him off.,

[serenasoutherlyns]

calex band au anyone?

[theskymother]

keep joining little things people are doing in their den like roleplays and fashion shows and stuff and then remembering that i am terrified of talking to people. is it fun? yes. am i also physically shaking the entire time? yes.

[silentstaresfanficandfanart]

WOO I DID IT It's now 51,579 words long!

Well that breaks my record ;) don't worry ill be posting soon enough, once my friends caught up on it- hehe they're a bit busy but it should be ready to start posting chapters soon...going to have to go through and hit this thing with grammarly tho- it's still rough!

Much like the state Eichi is in by this point, but hey! he's finally got a plan for how he's going to handle this whole isekai thing-

[aftg-random-fun]

I headcannon that Aaron and Andrew refer to strawberry milk/pink milk differently. Aaron would refer to it as Strawberry milk and Andrew would call it Pink milk.

If either heard what the other called it there would be a fight every time.

[cinnatwo]

Ima be real, i made a fanmade character of your story lmao

I remember in the second or third page in the story where Blaine (i think) mentioned that someone was coming to pick him up after he escaped the explosion, and my mind went thinking “hmm…i wonder who that was”

And now i have unintentionally given him a personality and even a pokemon companion lol

His name is Duke, he's into metal and rock, has long hair that he refuses to cut (which he died blue on the tips) and is an absolute dunce with good intentions who doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut. He has a monster truck who he takes Blaine with btw

His Pokemon companion is an Alola Marowak named ranch :P

I even made a little a convo on how Blaine and Duke talk to each other most of the time

D: “Yooo dude, is that a fuzzy charmander? That's so cool! Why don't you ever give me one of those lab Pokemon you guys make in there??”

B: “… he's my son.”

D: “Soooo, you got pregnant?”

B: “I-”

B: “OF COURSE OF NOT!”

D: “then where did he come from doc?”

B: “he was made with my DNA.”

D: “ooooh ok”

…

D: “can I have one too?”

B: “NO”

My memory is terrible, and I don't ever recall mentioning who Blaine received help from beyond some pokemon, but as coincidence would have it he did! Not in terms of being picked up, but receiving materials to build his house and defenses. That was Professor Oak, but ohhhhh my gosh I love this idea and dynamic so much. I could totally imagine Duke being a lab assistant or construction worker that Oak and Blaine trusted enough to also get involved. Oak was never the one directly providing help but more of the middleman doing things on behalf of Blaine so he could stay hidden, so exploring who Oak went to sounds really cool! Do you have a ref of Duke?

[whatthefuckisasweep]

ok but what if j&a werewolf x human au fic………

[charlieswanismydad]

have you guys heard of frantic fanfic and would you like to play it with me sometime

[ace-on-the-case]

I cant talk about this on my main socials bc I haven’t told my work yet, but I got a new job!!!!!!!!! I’m so excited 😭 A lot of awful stuff happened at my current job and contributed to me being hospitalized for 4 days😐 and then that got brought up in my performance review as a reason I wasn’t reliable 😐 and then my boss went around and told everyone why I was hospitalized 😐 which is illegal 😐

Anyway I’m super excited to get the fuck out of there 🥳 yay 💖