#funnier in my head

[milk-ducts]

dont drag me on here,, this is how i cope

[captainwaffles]

Will: thanks for coming with me to visit my mom Nico

Nico hearing cicadas for the first time: why are the trees screaming!!

[sordidmusings]

Sanji: ah, love! A quick question. Any reason you keep requesting pineapple? Is it your favorite?”

Y/n: *glances nervously at the Buggy Bag*

Y/n: uhh, yeah! Totally!! No other reasons at all!!

[dyinggirldied]

Maddie the cat eloped with Alfred the cat.

One fine day the Wayne family wakes up to find another cat in their home (possible even pregnant) and the shady millionaire Vlad Masters publicly declared war on them.

Danny is enjoying this with his popcorns.

[orphic-exe-archived]

“kill them with kindness” WRONG. FLOWER POWER 🌺🌸🌺🌸🌼🌺🌸🌺🌹🌺🌸💐🌺🌺🌼🌺🌸🌺🌹🌸🌼🌸🌼🌺🌷🌸🌼🌺🌷🌼🌹🌷🌼🌷🌹🌷🌷🌷🌹🌸🌺🌷

[whenyourehome]

jeremy: it's pride month, keanu reeves. you know what that means.

jeremy's squip: huh. what

jeremy's squip: do you want us to make like. gay squips. what

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Idk why but it feels like high-up administrative positions are for she/hers and dying violently in the gravel war is for he/hims

[edgy-dragon-trash]

Adding to the list of men Ganondorf is mega divorced to.

[superbellsubways]

[timidtresleches]

and then he broke your fuckin knees

[vaemical]

hate when ppl say they like mcr. no you don’t, they’re MY chemical romance🙄 get your own :/

[imaveryevilenby]

Went to MILFcon it was full of motherfucking..

[heresronnie21]

Apollo, dissociating his way through an olympian council meeting: Lyssna och lär, missa inte chansen, nu är vi här, med caramelldansen

[mirmidones]

isola "tiberina"? like, she's a blogger? 😳

[fairer-tales]

Need a scene in Mentopolis where The Fix is choking a guy out just so we can say ‘that hyperfixation had a chokehold on him’

[floofle-universe]

Engineer mark: *exists*

Captain: