#incorrect will solace

[captainwaffles]

Will: thanks for coming with me to visit my mom Nico

Nico hearing cicadas for the first time: why are the trees screaming!!

[do-not-call-me-sunshine]

Nico: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis.

Will: You’re like 15 years old

Nico: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!!!

[incorectpercyjackson]

Nico: *Wears a slightly lighter shade of black*

Will: I see you're busting out the spring colours

[kerosen3hearts]

Nico: you should be addicted to shutting tf up.

Will: hehe you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid

Nico: And so what if I do?

Will: 🤨

[starrrrr-dreeeeam]

he really said

[luh-lloyd-garmadone]

Percy: It’s dark as fuck in here, anyone got a flashlight ?

Nico: Yeah , hang on

Nico:*picks Will up, cracking his back *

Will:

Will: *starts to glow*

Percy : 𝒲𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Nico: *yells at Leo in Italian*

Leo: *yells back in Spanish*

Piper: *interrupts them in French*

Will: *says something with his southern accent*

Percy: what the fuck is happening here?

[lilislegacy]

percy, sighing: why are you all in my dorm room

piper: we were bored

hazel: we wanted to see you

nico: we were looking for your blue candy stash

frank, will, and grover: *guiltily looking away from him*

percy: please guys, i had to go to 4 lectures today and took 2 exams. i’m exhausted and just want to go to sleep

leo: ah come on, you know you secretly want to hang out with us

percy: well in about 10 seconds i’m gonna take my pants off, so if anyone wants to stay-

*everyone immediately gets up to leave*

percy: goodnight!

annabeth: leo, i see you crouching behind the mini fridge

everyone staring at him:

leo: what? you’re telling me that none of you are even a little bit curious?

annabeth: get out.

[hyperfixation-fix]

Kayla, showing a new Apollo camper around the cabin while Will is on duty in the infirmary:

...so this is your bed over here-

*pats bed*

-make yourself at home, and this-

*pats Nico's head, who is dozing on a beanbag*

-this is our pet Spawn of Satan, but don't worry! Will has had him de-clawed-

Nico, without moving: I'll kill you Kayla, I swear to god.

Kayla: -but he's still working on socialising him.

Nico: They'll never find the body Kayla, I'm dead serious. I know places.

Camper: ....man you guys are weird

[pjotwitter]

[existential-life-crisis]

Ok but hear me out:

Nico's Italian right? So if he were to naturally swear it would most definitely be in italian. But he's also from the 1930s/40s so he wouldnt swear, he was raised better than that.

But Will is a country boy (even if Austin, Texas isn't very country (or so I've heard, I'm British, I have no idea), Naomi is and you can't tell me other wise) and has lived in camp with little to no adult guidance for ages. Sooo he should have a very potty mouth.

So while Will cusses like a sailor, you have his boyfriend saying 'fiddle sticks' in italian.

Unrelated note: Did you know that the italian equivalent of by golly/by Jove is giurabbacco which, I kid you not, literally translates to 'I swear by Bacchus'.

So like hypothetically:

[In the dining pavilion]

A very tired Will: *drops something* F**[*insert colourful language here*]

Little 1930s-Catholic-raised Nico: *in utter shock and whispering* ...you swear so much...giurabbacco

Mr D on the other side of the pavilion: yes?

[livsoulsecrets]

Nico: This is a mistake

Will, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Nico: But not today

Will, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

[the-goddess-of-gays]

Percy: ADHD is such a trip, dude. You're trying to go to sleep and your brain is just like, "1 sheep, 2 sheep, sheep, horse, cow, Apollo's cows, Hera's cows, Hera's a cow, too many cows, what does the cow say? RING-DING-DING-DING-DINGERINGEDING–" Nico: That's not even the line. Percy: "GERING-DING-DING-DING-DINGERINGEDING–" Will: ...how did you get into our house?

[incorectpercyjackson]

Nico: I can't believe all these people dressed in black cloaks. Black cloaks was my thing, and now everyone's doing it to be "cool". They're all posers.

Will: Nico, I cannot stress this enough. We are at a funeral.

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Nico, about Will: I mean, yeah, he's clearly mentally ill. But you gotta admit it's a little charming watching him walk around pretending like he's not.

[theprinceofdarknesssquad]

Will: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Nico a little bit. Percy, holding Will's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation. Will: No, that's our joint tombstone. Percy: My mistake.