#funny dinos

[fly-the-pattern]

The dino benches are super cute. The angle is a little weird, though. And there's other seating if you're scared of dinosaurs. Looks like there's non-dino flat benches in the back on the right and a raised stone bench / retaining wall area on the left with grass and trees. I'm a little worried that there's no arm rests on any of the seating areas, though. It might be difficult for people with mobility issues to stand back up. Super cute for in front of a dino museum, though! And I totally want one.

[dinosaurnews]

Tweet by @ElyKreimendahl

“my toxic trait is that if they opened Jurassic park I would still totally go”

10:44 am • 3/23/24

[warandpeas]

Losersaurus

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

Me: hey brain, can we think normal things tonight?

Brain: PALEONTOLOGIST!DEAN FINDS AN ANGEL THAT GOT BURIED DURING THE EXTINCTION OF THE DINOSAURS.

Me: *quietly* ...what the fuck

Brain: Dean is working on an excavation in a cave system when he uncovers this. fcking HUMAN BEING WITH *WINGS* AND *TOO MANY EYES*. PRESERVED IN ROCK IN THE SAME STRATA AS THE DINOSAURS. And ofc Dean is really freaked out and scared of this thing, but then he notices that the figure is curled forward over something, and as he looks closer he sees the skeletons of a nest of baby raptors that the "human" figure was holding tight to its chest, like it was trying to shield them from something. And he realizes that this... Thing... died protecting them.

Except the "human" figure isnt a skeleton, its preserved fully in the rock. Or perhaps...

[mywastelandperfection]

The WiFi kills the dino

[urgohthewanderer]

I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with my latte and such.

[cillianwilder]

[ruugaruu]

oc

[mangocustard16]

JUST MADE SOME SEVENTEEN MEMES

[silverthelovebug]

”They’re not called the Nublar Six because they survived, they’re called the Nublar Six because they’ve suffered.”

I stayed up last night drawing all of their hybrid refs are you proud of me …

The hybrids go as followed!

Darius — Gallimimus Brooklyn — Tyrannosaurus Rex Yasmina — Deinonychus Sammy — Sinoceratops Kenji — Carnotaurus Ben — Ankylosaurus

Everyone but Brooklyn has meaning behind their dinosaur because. IT WAS SO HARD PICKING ONE OUT FOR HER. So I was like, fuck it, make her Rexy or something idk.

[pflugy17]

[soopibean]

Seventeen MTL likely to get scammed

Most

DK

Gets scammed regularly. You don't even have to do anything and he's already giving you his credit card information. Gets scammed the next day by the same person. Coups has taken control of most of his accounts since his cant be trusted. Still genuinely believes he has a long lost brother in Europe that he sends money to every month, the others tell him its not actually his brother but he's already bonded.

Hoshi

Likes to believe he'd never get scammed but actually falls for it pathetically easily if you know the right angle. Basically say the words shinee or tigers and he begs you to take his money.

Dino

Thought he got scammed once, didn't eat or sleep for days, not cause he was worried about his money, he just knew the others would never let him live it down if they ever found out. Eventually told someone when he reached his breaking point only to find out it was Jeonghan playing a prank on him... You'd think he'd be relieved but his worst fear came true, they found out, and now its only a matter of time before carats find out too. Is high on the list cause he would get scammed more if not for the constant paranoia.

Seungkwan

ALMOST got scammed once and made a huge deal out of it. Intentionally gets scammed on occasion for the drama and for more anecdotes to tell on variety shows.

Jun

Got scammed. Still hasn't noticed.

Mingyu

Jeonghan gives out his information to scam callers when he's bored so he gets scammed by default.

The8

Got scammed once, but made the scammer live to regret it. Takes them to court and leaves their lives in tatters. Dares someone to scam him again. Doesn't even need anti virus at this point, everyone fears him.

Vernon

Doesn't particularly care either way. If he gets scammed, oh well.

Scoups

If DK wasn't around he'd probably get scammed more but he's become so well versed in scams at this point that he knows all the signs to look out for. If he did get scammed, he'd have a similar reaction to The8 though.

Wonwoo

Deeply paranoid about getting scammed, too careful to ever have it happen to him. Has anti scam leaflets he hands out, once gave his signature to a carat on one of them.

Joshua

Anyone that scams him immediately gets sent to hell, he doesn't make the rules.

Woozi

Is practically off the grid at his point, he physically cant get scammed. He doesn't answer his phone, he doesn't go outside. He's untouchable.

Jeonghan

IS the scammer. Even if someone tries to scam him it doesn't matter, he'll have everything they own within the hour.

Least