#funny jokes dirty

[hashtagmagazine]

The Black Book of Jokes is the best seller for a reason. It's packed with funny jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And because it's written by an author with a great sense of humor you know that the jokes are awesome. Whether you're looking for a laugh at a party or just want to brighten up your day, The Black Book of Jokes is sure to do the trick.

[enananhearts]

HATSUNE FUCKING MIKU?????

[snouse]

deliberately choosing to read suns eyes turning red as her not even being bothered to do her own jumpscare and honestly 💅💅💅 slay

[unseenwizzard]

Death: belief and hope are pointless and justice is made up

Also death: I saved hogswatch just because. no real reason. still literally heartless I swear. pls be nice to me susan. u can keep the rat. I love u. u can play my ribs like a xylophone if u want

[daily-hanamura]

[frascospecimen]

Btw if you say like Ew straight people! For pride or like exclude straight queers or shit on transhets Then well let’s just say I’m going to hurt you

[lindalofbroome]

16 - Envy

i was feeling silly asldkfjhas

[dumblemonchickenwing]

Hello! I love your batjokes body swap doodles they are amazing TT !! Could you please draw more of them (if you want to ofc) i think they are hilarious :]]

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v this one below is a small continuation but it has an adult joke

(he meant to say that he wants Batman to return to his body but he worded it badly)

[sebastianthemadlad]

Yes I do ship Sebastian and Claude, sue me.

[didderd]

Just my semi-anual tourettes boys simping. Hope you're all well. :) I have more questions!!! I saw your post about snaps with cats. Needless to say I am absolutely in love with him. That reminds me though, what are tic tac and tous hobbies? How do they feel about cats? Hope you're having a wonderful day Alex <3

(Que me making googly eyes at tac specifically)

:'> ty. am having a good day. hope u r too <333

am glad u like Snaps sm :3

i did talk a lil about this one time, but that was a while ago, so i will again. with more detail, and Tou this time ofc.

Tic loves music. He got into the hobby of mixing stuff with his buddy Napstablook, and eventually started doing it on his own as well. Him and Blooks would be a killer DJing duo on stage, but he's not interested in that. Most he might do is live streams. maybe. He's also great with a keyboard piano.

Tac got into welding, and the like, when he watched his Grillby weld together his necklace for him. He might get into glassblowing, maybe as a job, once on the surface. He also likes to cook (and bake, but you didn't hear that from me). He def has a "kiss the cook" apron.

Tou ironically went to a wine tasting one time, but he actually enjoyed himself. The people were pretty nice, and the wine was good, so he kept going. He loves physical activities. He'll get into pretty much any sport, but he actively runs and works out, and he loves volleyball. Him and his brother play basketball sometimes too. He also carves little figures sometimes, as a more relaxing at home hobby. His first was of his brother. It's not very good, at least in his eyes, but his bro holds it very dear, and keeps it, along with his other figures (most from his brother) on a shelf in his room. (He'll carve with his left hand at times when his right is sore from tics. He is actually pretty good with his left at this point, but still better with his right.)

[certifieddragonenjoyer]

There's various reasons I'm considering looking into playing the first 2 Baldur's Gate games and while the presence of Legendary Drow Ranger Drizzt Do'Urden is not the only one I must admit the fact that you can beat him unconscious and steal all his stuff in like two different scenarios is too hysterical to ignore

If you do this in the second game I think and he lives he'll later pull up to confront you with all the Companions too and demand a reason for why you stole his shit and apparently if Viconia is in your party her reaction is basically "suck it up snowflake that's just what being a drow on the surface is"

[liliotl]

Thinking about when marina chose invisibility cause you can use it to spy on someone inking their splatzone lmao

Pearl reaction:

👁_👁; WDYM

[royalarchivist]

I love how it’s so much harder for Bad to pretend he doesn’t find Quackity’s dirty jokes funny when they’re together in person

[euesworld]

"Sex is good, but she's draining me dry.. I need to drink 20 glasses of water a day just to keep moisture in my eyes. I will have a 30 pack of abs by the end of the month, it may not look like it though but trust me.. they are under my gut. My mouth always tastes like vagina and I don't know why, ok.. maybe I do and that was a lie. When I eat it, I don't wash my face so every time I lick my lips I can get a taste.. she's so horny that I can't keep up, it's like running on the highway trying to race a truck. She says I am malnourished and that I need to eat, but she only feeds me bowls of kitty.. I think she's a demon and I wanted to go to church to be saved, but every Sunday she ties me to the bed like some kind of sex slave."

Hahahaha.. poem jokes about my sex life. Not untrue but we both like to exaggerate a little, haha.. - eUë

[oxydiane]

Half an hour later, each of them had been given a complicated circular chart, and was attempting to fill in the position of the planets at their moment of birth. It was dull work, requiring much consultation of timetables and calculation of angles.

“I’ve got two Neptunes here,” said Harry after a while, frowning down at his piece of parchment, “that can’t be right, can it?”

“Aaaaah,” said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney’s mystical whisper, “when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry ...”