#funny websites

[drainlord]

this website consists entirely of pictures of fat penguins: http://www.dikkepinguin.nl

when you are done admiring your randomly assigned fat penguin picture you can click on it to get a new one

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[cozylittleartblog]

@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you

edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally

[spooksier]

me when the emotionally repressed character is revealed to have had something happen in their childhood that was completely out of their control but changed them in a way they can never come back from

[heartorbit]

find another role, carry on the show

[coleslawr02]

whatever. This guy Again.

[clovermousee]

mabel, perhaps sensing my unease, threw an impromptu eulogy for bill, which involved a lot more sock puppets than you usually expect at a funeral.

their dynamic means a lot to me actually

[gellavonhamster]

One Piece Live Action + Tumblr text posts, 2/?

[hyuckonia]

very first 10 seconds of the tsum event and Kalim getting beaned by his tsum and lilia was like "oh guess i wasnt fast enough to stop it myb bro" SHUT UPPPDNAHAAJHA KALIMS SCREAM HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD I WAS GUNNA CRY whatever i love them so badLMAOOOOO

[ashleyeveerson]

Haven't been able to think about anything other than the victorian/edwardian/WW1 twink and his 80's punk almost-boyfriend for a week, send help

[wormteeth2004]

since, who left, bill?

[moominvalley-state-of-mind]

I like to think bill's parents arnt mad at him

I like to think bill's parents don't hold it against him

I like to think they new it was an accident

I like to think they miss him

I like to think that before they died, they looked up into the stars and admired them in all their glory

For their billy

I like to think they'd just want to see their little billy again

I like to think

[zethsgraphix]

2012

x x x x

[locusfandomtime]

there they are… the hermit crabs

[harrowcoded]

it's just so crazy to me how bill cipher's fanon personality made a 180° spin since TBOB released, in his tumblr sexyman days he used to have this image of a mean sociopath who cared about nothing or no one and just wanted to create chaos, being always the "dominant" in any shipping fandom work, stanford being his toy and having no meaning to him aside helping him in his plans. then in our lord's year of 2024 you get your ass on "#bill cipher" on tumblr and find. fanart of him crying about his divorce and being the world's most pathetic triangle guy ever™️ because his husband who he manipulated doesn't answer his calls anymore. also he's in prison. who even is this guy. redemption arc perhaps?

[puppyeared]

id fumble him so bad