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Watching her slowly stroke your cock while she’s on her back and you’re kneeling over her 🥴😵💫
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cocoon
#flowerpower art#zelink#tloz fanart#zelda#link#breath of the wild#tears of the kingdom#the legend of zelda#my ass is not fucking writing. again.#this is a quick thing i did before going to sleep#and now i actually need to sleep fuuuuck
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No because imagine Mountain either leaning against the doorframe with his arms crossed… sleeves rolled
*deep breath* OR
Mountain leaning against the doorframe but his arms are above his head, him holding onto the frame making his muscles visibly show… he knows what effect it has on everyone so he tightens and relaxes his muscles just to see them get all flustered
*Im struggling over here*
Edit: Is anyone else actively struggling after reading this because I am SWEATING
Part two
#ghost band#the band ghost#ghost ghouls#ghost bc#ghost#nameless ghost#nameless ghouls#ghost headcanons#ghoul headcannon#damagedghoulette#ghoul hcs#ghost hc#mountain is the best#mountain ghoul#mountain ghost#mountain ghoul x reader#mountain ghoul please step on me#shitgosting#daddy mountain#fuuuuck I need that ghoul
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OOH YEAH BABY ITS THE SURGERY EPISODE BABY!!! ME AND THE HOMIES NEED SOME NEW FACES FOR OUR NEW PLAN, AND WHO BETTER TO GET THE JOB DONE THAN THE TWO MOST EVIL PEOPLE WE'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING OUR LIVES VIOLATED BY? I MEAN IT WOULD BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#cw blood#cw gore#jrwi suckening#jrwi suckening spoilers#vex waylin#viv waylin#MY FAVORIT EP!! HAVNT SEEN IT IN FOREVER THO BC WELL. IM BUSY. SO BEAR W ME IM RUNNIN OFF ALOTTA MEMORY FUMES#ALSO EDIT BC FUUUCK I HADMORE TAGS BUT TUMBLR FUCKEN ATE EM. OH WELL. MY DMS R OPEN IF U WANNA UNLOCK RAMBLES.#I LOVE THE WAYLIN TWINS SSSOO FUCKING MUCH IM SO!!! CURIOUS ABOUT THEM!!! WHO WERE THEY WHEN THEY WERE HUMAN? HOW LONGVE THEY BEEN ARND?#I LOVE IT WHEN PPL SAY ITS LIKE THESE TWO WERE MADE FOR MMEE BC YES!! YES!! ITS EVERYTHING I COULD EVER WANT FROMA CHARACTER!!!#I LOVE THEIR RED WHITE N BLACK COLOR SCHEME. I LOVE HOW THEYRE BOTH SO INTELLIGENT AND GENIUS N YET THEYRE DUMB AS FUUUUCK#COOOMICAL SUPER VILLAINS. OOH ILL GET YOU NEXT TIME SHAMIA SHAMAI!!! HOW DARE YOU FOIL MY PLAN!! MY PLANS OF MUTILATING AWAKE N ALIVE PPL#COMICAL AND YET. GENUINELY HORRIFYING. VIV CAN MAKE UR BONES EXPLODE JUST BY THINKING ABOUT IT. VEX CAN BECOME SOUP#WHY DONT WE TALK ABOUT THAT MORE? THE TURNING INTO RED MEAT SLIME?? METAL AS FUUUCK. I ALSO LOVE HOW SCARED THEY GOT SO QUICKLY#THIS LIL FUCKEN RRRRRAT COMES IN. AND WELL. HES JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS. WE FUCK HIM UP N TOSS HIM INTO THE SUN N LET HIM BURN#SURE HE HAD ONE MORE TRICK OF REBELLION UP HIS SLEEVE BUT THE SUN HAS TAKEN HIM NOW. ITS FINE. WE'RE FINE. HEY IS THERE SMTH IN THE CEILING#OHHH WE KILLED HIM ONCE N HE CAME BACK. WE KILLED HIM AGAIN N TOOK HIM APART BUT THEN HES BACK?? HE GETS AWAY AND THEN. COMES BACK. AGAIN.#WE CANT GET RID OF HIM. THAT FOUL SHAMIA SHAMAI. A MOUSE IN OUR KITCHEN. FUUUUCK HES GONNA SPREAD DISEASE! KILL IT! KILL IT!! AAAUUGH FUCK!#I LOVE THAT THE WAYLIN TWINS AGREED TO HELP THE BLONDE TWINS MOSTLY ON THE BASIS OF 'IT WOULD BE FUNNY' BUT ALSO#OOHHH WE ARE SO CLOSE TO REACHING SOMETHING TO MAKE HIM NNEEVER FUCK WITH US AGAIN. HIS ILLUSIONS WILL HAUNT US NO LONGER#THEY WERE SSSOOO PARANOID W ALL THE CAMERAS AND BOMBING THEIR OWN LAB AND RUNNING AND RUNNING AND GETTING AWWAY FROM THIS FUCKEN! MOUSE!!!!#OHHHH I THINK IM RUNNIN OUTA ROOM so ill talk about da art real quick.BEEN WORKIN ON THIS FOR A WHIIILE.ALOTTA THESE were started when the#ep came out.so OLD!! BUT DONE!!and im very very happy w my colors n gore n EXPRESSIONS!! the top right corner comic keeps making me chuckle#I ALSO rly love the lil convo between arthur n viv.theyre SO CUTE TOGETHERR they should go ona museum date together or somethin#they need more time to just talk abt da World together.ALSO CAN I BE PETTY.I MADE ARTHUR UGLY CORRECT-STYLE#THESE BOYS KNOW NOTHING OF UGLY.I MADE THE VAMPIRIC FLESH EVOLVE N ROT N BLOSSOM AND THERE IS SQUIRMING WITHIN THE TENEBRAE#UHHH IEAH THIS GUY W A ROTTED N DISTORTED FACE WALKS INTO MY BIKE STORE IEAH IM SCREAAAMIN LIKE WADDA HELL!! MONSTOR!!!
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AINT NO WAY ITS DOWN AGAIN AO3 PLEAAAAAASEEEE 💔💔💔💔💔
#ao3 is down#again#what the fuuuuck#IT WAS JS WORKING#bro stop#I STILL NEED MY DESTIEL#this isnt funny#im crying#sobbing#i’m shaking#destiel#if u can hear me destiel#buddie#hannigram#deadpool x reader#poolverine#leave me alone
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'I wont cry for you, I wont crucify the things you do. I wont cry for you, see, when you're gone, I'll still be BLOODY MARY'
#cw blood#SUUUPER SCUFFED LIL WIP THATS BEEN RRRROTTING IN MY FOLDER. OUT!! GET OUT!!!#its almos 2 am and imm gettin high as hrothgar. spruced this up within an hour so i could be shared n eaten#its SUPPOsed to be part ofa bigger doodly page so ofc theres the chance this changes between now n then#fuuuuck shoulda made her dress sparkly. fuckit ill fix it laterrrrr. i havnt posted art in YWEARRS i needed to post something#also i uh. well you see i started losing followers on twitter bc im sooo inactive and i KNOW that shouldnt matter like it should be whateve#but. you see. i lkike when number go up and when it go down i get MMMADDD.we all get our dopamine from somewhere#ANYWAY so i actually havnt touched the suckening in so long. been workin on oc stuff.BUT WELL. ARTHUR AND MARY. STILL MAKE ME WEEP#THEYRE SO CUTE N TRAGIC...whadda fuck is it with grizzly n charlie characters being so in love and so doomed#kian and becky then arthur and his various exes like CMAHn.stop doing this to me#from what i remember of the episode.she seemed so.tired.disconnected.like she had been wandering a dream#and yet she seemed so positive.reasonably concerned and yet.content.she warmed up to arthur as soon as she recognized him#she speaks so gently and so sweetly and she keeps the conversation so light.even though shes dead and shes gone and she#is doomed to wander an odd limbo for the rest of time.and yet she seemed so at peace.i can see why arthur liked her.what happened?#what caused them to separate?arthur seems so jaded and so tired.marys company seems like such a gentle place to rest.#how did he squander such a blessing?was it a blessing?OHH what i would give to crack open their minds and peer inside.#yknow wat im runnign out of room i think so ill add a last thought here at the bottom of my tags. I AM MORE CORRECT ABT ARHTURS UGLY LOOK#I WANT THAT MAN TO BE BEASTLY AND GROSS AND STRANGE AND SCARY AND EEWWW I SEE THINGS SQUIRMING IN THE DARK.ther are bugs#LETTING HIM HAVE HOT HOT ABBS AND STUFF WAS A COP OUUTTTT LET HIS WHOLE FORM BE DISTORTED OR UR NOT A FUCKING 0 APPEARANCE BITCH#THE BONES SHIFTED BENEATH AS IF TRYING TO HATCH. MANY OTHER THINGS HATCHED ASWELL. THE DEAD IMMORTAL FLESH SOURED#TOO GRAND TO ROT BUT TOO CORRUPTED TO KEEP CLASSIC FORM. MMMONSTER MONSTER MONSTER MONSTER#oka y im not going to bed but im gonna go. uh. do miore drugs or something. maybe ill work on more jrwi stuff. or oc stuff.#i hope ur day goes swimmingly thankyou for reading my tags i love you so so so so so much
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dispencer talk
#txt#my art#tf2#femfotress#<- idk how to tag this fuuuuck#tf2 spy#tf2 engineer#<- bagged and tagged#okay. now onto my blabbering.#ransom on everyone who sees this: ten notes orrrrr uhhhh im uh...#buying 400 keys and going in debt#I SPENT WAYYY TO LONG ON THIS#ok this is cool byt something is missing...#i kept going and going and going and#now we have this#last minute change i made engie's mouth open instead of closed bc she looked too awkward lol#uh. i know this is a dogshit spot on swiftwater its ok you dont have to tell me#lets say their team moved forward by a lot and theres no nest by that wall#i just NEEDED this to be swiftwater. there was no other map i had in mind that was what i wanted#also yes i made that screenshot myself heart#and i didnt search up that one fem spy design for reference but made shit up. yeehaw#OKAY ENOUGH HIT THE SLAY BUTTON#EDIT I FORGOT TO TAG THIS AS ->#engiespy#FUUUUUUUUCK
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Hi uh, I hope it's okay to ask, but which creator are you referring to? Because the whole cp thing is kind of a huge accusation and I'm definitely not comfortable with supporting someone who's into that kind of stuff
tianshii88/rentbunny/zhuhaitang/yin-shimo
to be clear it's not csam (real children) it's fictional (drawn & in sims), but they're extremely creepy as a person & remind me of abusers in my past that exposed me to that same fictional material as a child. it's common for those that do have bad intentions to use it to blur the lines/make minors feel like it's normal/okay so that they're easier to groom & abuse. this isn't something that everyone that consumes this content does, obviously, but the amount of times they specifically have had questionable boundaries raises red flags for me. (Having a minor character in a fetish pose in a preview on a blog they specifically allowed minors to follow for cc, defending that by saying the original mangaka posed the character that way first so it was his fault not theirs, having a discord server with a dead dove channel that minors could access & saying it was ok bc they had to use a react role to get in, calling survivors that were uncomfortable with this crybabies, puritans & dumbasses, etc)
I never could finish the full post i was making about them bc it was frankly pretty triggering to me & I was dealing with my father's passing at the time, but I still have the screenshots despite them changing their name multiple times, wiping their blog of everything & changing their pinned to be 18+ only. There's also other people that have called them out for certain things (like the pose incident) before in the past. I'm not saying they're a predator or child abuser, since I know they'll jump to that immediately- but I am saying they're creepy and their history of a lack of solid boundaries between minors & the adult content they consume is irresponsible and unacceptable. I certainly wouldn't feel comfortable having them in the same spaces as minors in this community. I personally blocked them a long time ago when they were rentbunny bc I saw they (as a non-black person) liked posts that were calling me a c*on and telling me to kms, but the full extent of all the rest that was brought to my attention was staggering tbh.
When I figured out they were in my server at the time (members came to me with the proof & said they were uncomfortable/triggered), I banned them silently. They responded by publicly harassing me for weeks and claiming that I had bullied them. They openly admitted they had only been in my server with the aim of baiting people into talking about them, and then posted screenshots of... people saying their cc was too high poly, had too many swatches for their liking, and someone editing the buns off one of their hairs for personal use. And they listed off usernames of people that had never mentioned them/were not active, purely with the goal to get others to attack them. They also mocked me for being in mourning for my father that had just passed, and after I had blocked them continued to make passive aggressive references to my grief. And this isn't even counting all the cc issues, taking money for commissions & ghosting the commissioners for months, and miscellaneous bigotry & bad behavior they've been involved in. This is all now deleted & they changed their username to yin-shimo directly after acting a complete fool towards me. But none of my posts are deleted, and I didn't forget. A lot of other people haven't either. So overall, I think they have bigger issues in their own house to focus on before worrying about someone else's cc dress.
#asks#anonymous#ceci speaks#negative#tw csa mention#tw grooming mention#if i need to tag this with anything else pls lmk#tianshii88#rentbunny#yin-shimo#zhuhaitang#anyways i know theyre gonna shit themselves again when they see this and start crying BIG BAD YOONIE lol#but listen i didnt make u act creepy its not my fault man#and maybe u also should've kept my dead father's name out ur mouth idk#btw dont send me anything this loser says bc i dont give a fuuuuck#i mean save the receipts ig but i dont wanna see any temper tantrums calling me a puritan or w/e#let im whine cry and lie into the void ok#thx
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SO TURNS OUT I COULD DO IT AFTER ALL
WITH 11 MINUTES TO SPARE. LIKE A MADMAN
BUT I DID IT
BA THESIS SENT OUT AND DONE AND OVER WITH !!!!!
thank you guys who reached out ily so much 😭😭😭💜💜💜
#those of you who were in the trenches with me??? unparalleled. I owe my whole entire sanity to you#fuuuuck#I need to sleep for 11 years!!!!!!!!!!!!#I mean I'm sure one night will do but!!!!!!!!!!!!! emotionally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#yesterday morning feels like it was 2 years ago#simon.out.#academic shitposting#memo to self: never do that again
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Have you ever seen anything SO GORGEOUS?! LOOK AT HER 😍😭🥹
#cynder#spyro cynder#spyro reignited trilogy#cynder mod#ten cynder#abbystabby#franklygd#crystalblazier#FUUUUCK I NEED A PC
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#I thought my cock was throbbing and leaking before...#but you should see it now that I got high#fuuuuck#i fucking NEED it buried in someone#text.dot
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not letting this be rebloggable because i don't want 1 million discourse comments and assumptions about me as a person in my notes for the next 3-5 months but the more i see and hear about tiktok and tbh the more i see on social media in general the more i'm glad that i was forced to study critical thinking as an actual subject in high school (so my school could pad their exam results scores and skew the statistics in their favor... [palpatine voice] ironic) because holy shitting christ on the cross (<- with blasphemous intent btw)
#🐉#like at the time i was like fuuuuck who needs this shit its so boring. but now? im glad i got the privelege of a head start#on basic critical thinking skills because wow#anyway i definitely recommend looking up how to identify the common logical fallacies in arguments if youre not already familiar with them#if nothing else because they will serve you very well online
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Timmy as Bob Dylan just does something so unholy to me 🤤
(Not my edit, credit to owner)
#hot as fuuuuck#holy hell#love#i need him#timothee chalamet#timmy chalamet#baby#beautiful#a complete unknown#boyfriend#he can fix me#fine as fuck#a girl can dream
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would smash leshy
#spacie spoinks#was only a matter of time not sorry#i thought leshy was a girl at first and b/c of that was very attractive 2 me#i found out leshy was a boy and was like ''aww :('' and the emotions fizzled out but now they're back again#leshy.....hmmm#i want 2 have a one night stand w/him and have it be the best night of my life. never 2 be replicated again.#we go our separate ways and never talk again#where was that one anon that was like: oh so you're favorite characters are yellow or green or something#leshyyyyy#i wanna squish him#i would do crazy things 2 leshy dude#man. why would bamsara do this 2 me#constant intriguing ship posting and now i wanna bang a leaf monster . okay.#so stupid#my life is already ruined w/springtrap I DONT NEED ANOTEHR GREEN MAN IN MY SKULL!!!!!!!!!#houuugh springtrap.....man....im thinking about him again...........#euaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahghgggg#fuuuuck man#two of them. in the microwave that is my mind#going round and round#they're both awful#anf very. sexy.#UGH!! WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stede's *sob* Last Story (Kinda)
(Parentheses in title because I'm a big believer in stories having a life of their own, and hell this is the kind of thing where a cast would agree to a movie in 10 years, and that's before we get to fanfic...but as far as OFMD the tv show goes, this is the last one)
Stede's last story doesn't really begin with him. It begins with Ed.
Ed's the one who's suggested being innkeepers. Who decided he wanted to stay on this island, to set aside the impossible bird and rest on land. Ed's adding one more story to his cacaphony of contradictory stories. But this one isn't an extreme "I'm THIS now, and my name is JEFF." It isn't a death, or a personality shift. It's a story he'd like to "give a go."
Stede used to be so obsessed with his own stories that he couldn't--or didn't dare--see what others thought of them. He had to learn to set some stories aside, in order to live the life he wanted to live.
And that's just what he's done here. The life he wants to live is one with Ed, and this is the life Ed needs to live.
This is the story Ed's telling. So, Stede tells it too. With his whole heart, and no second thoughts, none of the doubts and fears that plagued him for so long.
Stede may be binding himself to land now, to Ed, but he's more free than he's ever been--to tell any story he wants.
Ed is more scared than Stede. Is too willing, as always, to tell a story that devalues himself.
But Stede takes that story and transforms it. Because telling a story together is far, far more powerful than telling a story alone.
So Stede takes Ed's story and transforms it. Into something full of honest hope. No more buying a boat and crew and pretending to be a pirate hoping it'll change him; no more clinging to vision without action. The house needs work. The relationship needs work. The story won't become reality all by itself.
But it can.
And I love that Ed doesn't quite engage with this (yet). That even now at what turns out to be the end, he's still a bit more uncertain than Stede because he's just not as secure as Stede yet. Because that's honest.
Instead, Ed focuses on the practical. On needing some food , on the need for a bit of violence.
But that doesn't change Stede's story. And neither does the crappy smell awaiting them inside.
This is a story of hope. And it can shape reality. A heap of painted wood can be a real boy, and a terrible smell can be a smell of the future.
And Stede holds true to that long enough for Ed to finally join in telling this story. To say, "love that," and stop trivializing or devaluing the story he wants to tell.
And then Stede says "Me too." They're in the same place, telling the same story.
And then--now that the story has legs, now that the core truth of love is where it belongs, at center --Stede doesn't cling to perfection, to completeness. He doesn't try to pretend the smell is nice, or doesn't bother him.
He embraces reality, and goes about doing what needs to be done to make the important story true.
A seabird to land; a unicorn still standing in defiance of everything and everyone; two mad queers packed with insecurity and trauma finding love and peace together.
A last story, gently setting aside any ugliness of reality, kindly shoring up insecurities, and seducing its listener into becoming another storyteller.
Stede's stories carried him from one family, to another, to one last and truest family. The one he chose, with both eyes open. Took him to a home he'll build with his own hands, alongside his love.
It's story that will shape his reality--and that of those who trust him--forever. A story he'll tell, forever.
Because now, he can. He knows how.
And he won't do it alone.
#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd s2 spoilers#ofmd s2#ofmd spoilers#ofmd meta#ed teach#stede bonnet#blackbonnet#gentlebeard#fuuuuck i'm endlessly grateful for this ending#like rushed yes needed 10 extra minutes but damn the more i think about this the more this just works so well#it's a good ending. not great in terms of story--but great in terms of CHARACTER#it's honest and true and beautiful#they get to be okay. forever.#sad for us out here in reality but pretty nice for them if you think about it#now i'm gonna go be sad
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^^ might be getting a job at a cute little ice cream shop on the beach in my town GRAGGHHH. i have a trial shift tomorrow i hope i dont cock it up
#ok i just need to rant in tags for a second.#i HATE HATE HATE applying for jobs at big companies#fucking no one wants to hire me cuz i don’t have experience cuz i wanted to focus on my schoolwork#but how do i get the experience huh. how am i supposed to. get a job.#if i need experience. but i need a job to get the experience#so i came to this shop and its like a family run thing#which in some ways is better it’s a lot more personal and im not#on the mcdonald’s front lines or something#but the husband of the guy who runs this place#started going on about the “woke generation#IN MY JOB INTERVIEW.#something about how the woke generation won’t do things if it’s not in their job title#????????????????and i looked at his twitter and he’s anti-immigrant as fuck#so now im just stuck between big bad corporation and racist andy#FUUUUCKS SAKE#anyway idgaf about him that much cuz his wife is nice#let’s hope i do well tomorrow#rambles#doodles#delete later
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