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standupcomedyhistorian · 1 year

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Good morning, everyone! 🌞

I'm feeling really excited about the theme this month on my website: KATE BERLANT! 💗

I met Kate in person in February after writing about her last year, and she is SO kind and friendly. Just a complete gem!

But not enough people know about her comedic genius!

Maybe you've seen her before but not known her name? She is the Garfield lady in I Think You Should Leave AND the kooky talent agent in The Other Two for starters.

However, she doesn't receive the same accolades as her peers like her frequent collaborator Bo Burnham and Jerrod Carmichael (who were both EPs on her comedy special along with The Bear's Chris Storer).

Seriously, how was Cinnamon in the Wind not nominated for an Emmy?! Complete nonsense.

This month, she is performing her PHENOMENAL one-woman play Kate in London. For any British readers, I urge you to get tickets if you can—it's an incredible immersive experience!

Anyway, here are the upcoming articles on my site about Kate for the month of September:

10 fun facts about Kate Berlant

A Kate Berlant primer (you might think you don't know her, but if you like comedies, TRUST ME...you've seen Kate haha)

Audience interviews for her NYC shows (similar to what I did for Rothaniel)

A Kate Berlant article a day

And just for fun—every Kate sticker or image I had noticed in my 3 times attending the show

I hope you enjoy this month's content (Kate certainly deserves all the praise and recognition), and keep it here for more comedy fun! ✌🏼🐔

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beeduoo · 6 months

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#there is a ranboo that goes withthis but i didn't like how he was looking imma restart from scratch tmrw😭😭#ctubbo #michael beloved #ctubbo fanart #Guys you have no idea what i went through today like it wa fucking crazy i need to share this #so i went to the mall after school right and im going home at like 8 on the train with my friend bc i was supposed to be picked up ay her #stop right but then im told to just go to my stop and take the bus and im like ok sure but the problem is my phone is on SEVEN PERCENT and w #hen i get to the stop my moms like u have money for the bus right and im like ueah and i check and i have NO MONEY #BUT I DIDNT TELL HER ANUTHING BC I DIDNT WANT HER TI GET MAD BC I KNEW SHE WOUDKNT WANT ME TO WALK ALL THE WAY HOME AT NIGHT (FOURTY BLOCKS #So im like ok im getting on the bus now my phone is on four percent i have to WALK HOME allll that way and there's this crazy ass upward hi #ll that's like ten blocks long ITS NOT EVEN THAT BAD but like my mom thinks im on the bus so im trying to speed walk as fast as i can and i #RAWDOGGED it too because MU PHONE WAS GOING TO IDE!!!!#I made it home at two percent U guys i was so proud of myself thank u for listening #IM SO MAD IT WOUKDVE BEEN OKAY IF I WASNT IN A RUSH And also if i had music uggghhh Whatever #I bought this really cute skirt at garage hold on let me find it #lexi pleated skort color Navy blue ITS SOOOO CUTE got some new leg warmers too yesss....#I NEED TO DOWNLOAD THE TRANSIT APP i woukdve been able to attach my apple pay and buy the stupid ticket if my phonewasnnt #too dead to do al that...#Guys always make sure u carry cash with yiu goodbye

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hussyknee · 8 months

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Seeing characters in romance stories just jetting between countries at a moment's notice with no thought for visa; seeing airports as sites of triumphant climaxes and romantic denouements instead of places of fear and danger where a sword hangs above your head— it all breaks off little pieces of my heart. They're constant reminders that my people will never be human enough in the colonial world order to be allowed to move freely around it. No matter what your race, those non-refugees living in the Global North will never understand what it's like to be part of a global ghetto where your passport is nothing but a trembling supplication and humiliation.

#race #racism #westerners will never know the dehumanization of the visa office #the ability to afford a plane ticket and the ability to get your visa stamped goes hand in hand #bc you're not allowed to leave the country unless you can show that you can afford to stay there and come back #you have to swear in blood that you won't overstay a minute longer than you're permitted to and sign your firstborn as collateral #a western airport is the closest i can come to the muslim experience bc the authorities will only care about my skin tone #that season 2 finale of Sense8 where the Mexican‚ and Kenyan and Indian characters of the cluster were able to flee to the US within hours #at the same time as the south korean and westerners #had Lankan fans falling down laughing #we're willing to suspend our disbelief of the science fiction telepathy shenanigans but THAT is a bridge too far #sadly not even the worst of the Wakowskis racefails #I love that show but its Caucasity was aggressive #global south #global north #immigration #refugees #islamophobia #no fly list #white supremacy #coloniality #western imperialism #colonial capitalism #knee of huss

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burningfaith · 1 month

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next month me and my grandma are going to visit my godfather who lives in Spain, but instead of being excited (it's gonna be my second time abroad in my life) I'm anxious af, because even though I'm an adult I live with my parents and I need to tell my father about it. normal parents would - y'know - be happy that their children have opportunity to visit another country, but instead he's gonna be insufferable about it, because it's my mom's side of family and he despises my uncle. but what is he gonna do? kick me out of the house even though he promised that as long as I'm studying or working I don't need to worry about such thing, humiliate me as usual, tell me that I'm childish and spoiled or make my mom's life a living hell again? I'm aware of the fact that the longer I'm putting it off the worse his reaction is gonna be, but I'm just not mentally able to tell him that, because I don't know how he will react. I don't need any money from him, I don't have to use my phone during this trip (I dunno how the roaming and stuff work), I just want to be sure he's gonna behave like a proper human being towards my mom and my siblings when I won't be at home and not act like a total asshole while talking with me about it.

#i know that at my age i should be more mature and handle such situations better but as long as he's the way he is it's impossible #why can't both my parents be normal #and the fact that i wasn't able to get any summer job this year isn't making it any better because i know it's gonna be one of his argument #(czaicie to że nawet do żabki mnie nie chcieli. dosłownie emotional i brain damage)#'you didn't work so from where do you get the money for that'#don't worry definitely not from you because you can't even pay for my monthly train ticket to college #and at the same time have the audacity to call me dumb for commuting there instead of living in that city #while knowing that neither me nor mom can afford renting anything without your help #(okay i'm a bit exaggerating in my mom's case but she earns much less than him and he still makes problems with literally anything #even buying food even though he's in a very good financial situation and there are times when my mom has to make everything work all alone #because he's getting mad at her out of nowhere and only pays the bills that fortunately aren't that bad in our case)#(and unfortunately the bills include my telephone subscribtion because all of our numbers are in some kind of special offer where you pay #much less for one number when they're registered for one person so it's another problem in this situation because when i offered paying for #mine he refused and probably it'll be his another argument for becoming mad that i dare to spend time with the part of family that cares #about me unlike majority of his relatives)#i hope that at least when academic year starts i'll be able to get any part-time job on the weekends so i can save up more money #although i'm not sure if i'm gonna move out in the nearest future. i mean he's fucking insufferable and toxic but i just can't leave my mom #and especially siblings there even though i can't even fucking protect them from literally anything. at this point i'm just powerless.#there are times when he tries to change for the better but then he starts creating problems on purpose and everything is coming full circle #and the sole thought that my little siblings would tell me that i just ran away from this problem is fucking killing me.#niedziela wieczór i humor niegituwa. zawsze kurwa kurwa coś.#chuj idę słuchać myslovitz #pau.txt

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re-velogs · 4 days

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we desperately need more short or just average height characters of all make and model that are dominant/charming/powerful/buff/tops/etc and i am not talking about "short kings" because i think a lot of you are pretty comfortable associating those traits inherently with height & i'm gonna be real, i should not be feeling like a freak of nature at an incredibly average height because you all drank the poison and don't ever do introspection or stop projecting onto others

#needless to say but i'm thinking a lot about how Tallness being inherently equated with #being strong or domineering is obviously a one way ticket to some real violent transmisogyny #idc if its for kinky or dysphoric or any other reason you guys get to be able to be normal about height/learn to cope. NOW #text

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eternal-brainrot · 3 months

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hospital just phoned me and the surgery i thought id be having MONTHS from now has been scheduled to next week im fucking bricking ittttt

#i wasnt worrying about it yet because i thought it would be ages away!!! i mean its good its getting done but im fucking stressed #i havent been able to give enough notice at work so theyre gonna have issues and im stressing about that too #also dont know if i can get paid for medical leave and apparently i need 4-6weeks off anf there may be complications that mean the recovery #is longer #my mum cannot make it to be there when i am having the surgery :(((#this is the first surgery ive had as an adult and dont have my mum to handle it all for me argghhh #i will be bringing a-yao with me i need him there ToT #on the plus side i brought dan and phil tickets this morning hehe #can you tell i am rambling i am fucking stressed hahahaha #i literally dont know what i am doing!!!!!! helppppp #gonna cry gonna think about a-yao to distract myself hhhhhhhhh

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tr1ckish · 4 months

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got a feeling i might not get my account back for awhile so....

you guys get all my thoughts now

(im trying not to freak caause a lot of my characters are on that account and i'd really like not to lose the guys i paid for ;;;)

#jej rambles #im not panicking but im nervous #i feel like i lost a ton of characters by not being able to get back in #im just hoping someone gets back to my ticket or email eventually #until then.. how are you guuuys?

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tacticalfemwile · 11 months

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*stumbles out of the ticketek presale covered in blood and missing multiple limbs* I go sleep token :)

#once again creating the most hellish presale experience known to man #thank you very cool why are you still able to operate after charging people double and then not giving them their tickets #anyway I went in thinking I’d get Melbourne tickets #came out with two of the last available tickets for Adelaide #luckily my need to see sleep token live far outweighs anything else even if I do have to travel half the country #I get to see bmth too so that’s also very cool #but like #sleep token

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tcypionate · 2 months

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very funny that in my support ticket i was like "hey can u delete this sideblog? its glitched and wont show up anywhere including notes and your website is actively preventing me from deleting it myself" and 6+ months later they respond with "sorry for taking so long! can you please tell us what you thought we did wrong?" JUST DELETE THE FUCKING SIDE BLOG

#also the phrasing. what you THOUGHT we did wrong. not what we did wrong. nor was the ticket accusing them of doing something wrong #other than taking months to fix something they claim is a glitch to the point where im like just delete it (bc it wont let me do it myself)#like its very obvious the auto message (different from last time ive dealt with support) was changed for a very specific reason lol #i do believe its able to be a glitch because the backend of the site is probably insane so i can see how a blog can trigger spam prevention #and get hidden and buried under everything. but the response time is so poor that a) THIS account was made because of my last #main getting this problem for months. and b) i gave up on the side blog. already started a new blog for the purpose of the old one

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altruistic-meme · 2 months

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re: drive, do what you did with your sister when y'all went to Texas but alone?

when i drove from San Francisco to essentially Vancouver on my way to Alaska, it was literally like every other road trip except i had to call all the shots. which was stressful af since this wasnt a For Fun trip so i asked for a buddy on my way back down

oh!! you can bring like a plushie and take photos of it in places :3 that is your travel buddy

ah!! yeah, see, the biggest problem is that my sister did most of the planning for that trip skdhfskdg

it is,,, mmmmm,,, well part of it is that i'm going to be flying instead of driving! since it's a 30hr drive :') which is Fine and Okay except i have to go through 2 of the busiest US airports by myself with next-to-no experience :'))) i may or may not be very nervous about that lmao

but other than that it's also gonna be a longer trip! im going for about a week (probably, i know i'll be leaving saturday but idk what day i want to return home yet) whereas my trip to texas with my sister was 3 days, as was my trip with my other sister when we went to california! (<- that was also my only airport/plane experience thus far) so im gonna have more time there to actually Do Things as opposed to just... Day 1. Arriving, Day 2. Doing the Single Thing, and then Day 3. Leaving

that said though, a travel buddy actually sounds like a very good thing for me to bring!! ive done similar things on big family road trips where we would stop to remember to take photos, though those were more of Us than anything else, but i think it would be a nice way to remember to actually TAKE photos!! as well as helping me actually stay calm enough to figure things out :)

#id also add that my other sister also did most of the planning for california ;;;#like they both consulted me on it ofc and i am pretty sure i was there when my sister bought the plane tickets but like #they also had both had trips like those prior (california sis went to illinois with her partner/texas sis drove cross-country on her own)#so they both had some experience already with it and i just ;;;#idk #a lot of it is stupid technical stuff that i SHOULD be able to figure out but am stressing over anyway #like actually getting a hotel room and figuring out transport while im up there and everything #though it'll be a big city so im sure that i could use public transport but that goes again into figuring out HOW TO since #i come from a town/city with little to no public transport whatsoever and very limited experience using it elsewhere #and just #OUGH #then its like WHEN do i buy the tickets and the hotel and everything like should i work on that NOW or?????#fuck <3 #as you can see. kinda stressed about it.#im figuring it out though i'll probably call my dad at some point next month and ask him #he always planned all of our family road trips so he knows what hes talking about ;;;;;#askers #cozy-fish-crow #shh ac

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winxanity-ii · 1 year

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𝐍𝐎 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐒 𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐃 ᵏᵗʰ

╰ ⌞🇰‌🇮‌🇲‌ 🇹‌🇦‌🇪‌🇭‌🇾‌🇺‌🇳‌🇬‌ 🇫‌🇮‌🇨‌🇸‌⌝

𝐍𝐎 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐒 𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐃 ━━ ❝Someone—𝘈𝘤𝘬—help me—𝘈𝘤𝘬—get this—𝘈𝘤𝘬—bitch off me!❞

𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛- you lose your hoodie at a BTS fan meeting.

..... ... ..... ━━━━━━━☆☆━━━━━━━ ..... ... .....

Parts:

00 ┃ 𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐑𝐁 - 636 wc 01 ┃ 𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 - 1.7k wc 02 ┃ 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐜𝐤-𝐢𝐧 - 1.4k wc 03 ┃ 𝐮𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞 - 1.6k wc 04 ┃ 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 - 959 wc 05 ┃ 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬 - 1.3 wc 06 ┃ 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 - 2.8 wc 07 ┃ 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞 - 1.5k wc 08 ┃ 𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞 - 2.0k wc 09 ┃ 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 - 3.2k wc 10 ┃ 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧: 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐧 - 2.5k wc 11 ┃ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐝𝐞 - 1.6k wc 12 ┃ 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 - 1.8k wc 13 ┃ 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 - 2.6k wc 14 ┃ 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐞 - 1.5k wc 15 ┃ 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐲 - 1.8k wc 16 ┃ 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 - 1.2k wc 17 ┃ 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 - 1.7k wc 18 ┃ 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐟𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐲 - 3.4k wc 19┃ 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐬 - 3.3k wc 20 ┃ 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐲 - 1.3k wc 21 ┃ 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐲𝐦𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐲 - 2.4k wc 22 ┃ 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞 - 1.8k wc 23 ┃ 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐜𝐲 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 - 2.1k wc 24 ┃ 𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 - 1.9k wc 25 ┃ 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄: 𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭 - 850 wc

⌜𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐅𝐞𝐦!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐱 𝐈𝐝𝐨𝐥!𝐓𝐚𝐞𝐡𝐲𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐅𝐢𝐜⌟

‧͙⁺˚･༓☾　ɪᴅᴏʟ!ᴀᴜ　☽༓･˚⁺‧͙

➢ 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜-𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐲 ➢ 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐲-𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐚 ➢ 𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞

P.S. This is a story set in an AU (Alternate Universe). Any traits or personalities represented here do not adequately represent BTS's actual identity. The characters depicted in this novel are a complete piece of fiction in and of themselves. Also, I don't "𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽" any of the BTS members together in real life; I just find it easier to make up stories about them because I recognize their faces and names.

𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃: March 28, 2017 𝐑𝐄-𝐏𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃: July 31, 2023 𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐃: April 30, 2024

𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕕 ℂ𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥: [48,845~]

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californiaquail · 8 days

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one of my pipe dreams is to get a nz working holiday visa but us citizens are only eligible if you're under 30 and now i have reese and the cost of importing animals to nz is.....prohibitive. i mean obviously the cost of basically anything is prohibitive to me rn but in a pretend world where i wasn't getting extorted for a place to live and had a job with better pay that didn't make me want to kill myself so i could save some money i could maybe do it for myself but at this rate.

#as far as i can tell it costs at least 4k usd which is an insane amount of money to me currently #and lots of vet visits and stress etc #and then i think you have to prove that you have enough money to live there for a while etc and the plane ticket itself is of course $$$$#i don't know why i've been thinking about this for an hour in the morning on my day off #idk it was kind of one of very few dreams or goals i had for the future and i knew it wasn't cheap before of course but now that i'm in this #situation and 3.5 years from being 30 (☠️) and barely able to have a job because my brain sucks so so bad i don't exactly see how it could #happen. unless someone has like 30 grand they don't want #jesus christ Late Twenties. kill me how did this happen #a lot more plausible to just visit at some point obviously but idk if you can get the same opportunities to help on people's farms etc #i wish i wasn't awake i woke up at like 730 for no reason and i was too stressed about work to fall back asleep lol #me

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positivelyapunovexponent-good · 8 months

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graduate school application fees have me carefully plotting out how exactly to make $78 in groceries last three weeks. I thought the stressful part would be over once I submitted my last application (which I did yesterday! I am very proud of myself!) but no the financial fallout is just beginning

#I’ll be fine- I’m really lucky my girlfriend’s family is so kind and packed me a bunch of frozen venison #And snacks and all manner of other good food. So that will go a long way #Plus while cleaning out the freezer my housemates and I found a big bag of Lima beans I had forgotten about that’s still good #Which means I’ll still get vegetables in without having to spend money on fresh produce #But gddamn I’m really feeling the expenses pile up- on top of other things like vet bills and money for tickets to fly out to a conference #at the end of this month (although maybe I get get my school to reimburse me for that #I need to get on it). I am proud to have gotten a talk slot though! And I am grateful to be able to pay the application fees at all #Even if it hurts a bit. But also perhaps the system is a bit broken if you need to shell out this much for the privilege of being rejected #(probabilistically speaking)#*sigh*#vent #graduate school jeremiad #personal #finances cw #food cw

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arithmonym · 3 months

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going to see mbmbam tn :3

#just randomly learned they were here a few minutes ago but i was able to get a ticket!! yippee!!#mutuals if any of you are there we should say hi. i think it’s a non-zero chance given the demographics of tumblr #m speaks

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sunshine-and-her-ikevil-stuff · 29 days

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I was speedrunning the last of the cruise event and my Spotify had the balls to play this

#like... how dare you do this to me #I was enjoying my time with Victor immensely and then this happened #also it's a minor key cover #I really like it #ikevil #ikemen villains #ikevil a first class ticket to dangerous seas #also I don’t know if I'll be able to get Ellis's bonus story which makes me sad

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superstar49 · 1 month

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maisie sounded supr nervous (understandably) so her vocals were kinda weak BUT she wore MP3 socks 👀 surprise songs were long live x change on guitar and the archer x yoyok on piano

MP3 SOCKS HELLO???? maisie a rock album please i beg. i know tgw rode the edge but please go full guts i need it!!

i hope she had the time of her life even if she was nervous, nobody deserves it more than her

#AHHHHH I LOVE HER #i hope she gets so many new fans after this #probably won’t ever be able to get $12 tickets again 😔#also the surprise songs!! good ones but i’d be a bit disappointed #just bc i don’t like change + i had the archer on my setlist + she plays yoyok SO much #but a friend of mine was there and she loves change and maisie so i hope she had a good time #also anon are you on the maisie discord?

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