Odysseus: I keep thinking of the Infant from that Night... 😔😔
*literally one song later*
Odysseus: I threw that Baby off a wall and I'd fvcking do it again. Do not care, nuh-uh, there is no need for Zeus to randomly reappear again.
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late night thinking about jess… again… (it’s 8:30)
after long thoughtless nights without jess (or maybe with him that i just didn’t post. soz), we’re back!!!! so. the question of the evening. what kinda halloween guy is he? teen jess wasn’t dressing up as john bender as much as we want him to *****major eye roll****. if rory forced him to a halloween party, he’d be one of those guys who put a bandana in his pocket and say he’s springsteen. OR wear one of those fuckass buttons “This is my Halloween costume.” goddamnit jess. lock the fuck in. or maybeeee as he got older he changed a bit. philly jess going as dodgeball guys w his work friends and getting laidddd. mookalakaheeki come on you wanna lei me, pass the poi, mahalo. can see it prettttyyyy clearly (flashbacks to late 2000s milo digi cam pics). i vote he’s inflatable garfield with his face sticking out next halloween. all for garfield, say i. EYE.
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lorelai gilmore fumbled so bad i could’ve treated him so much better
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𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬
𝒀𝒆𝒔’
-Fluff
-Starts angst but ends with fluff
-Smut
-Fem or Gn reader
𝑵𝒐’𝒔
-No requests about super dark stuff (ages play, non/dub-con, r-word(I will maybe write hurt comfort w/ S/A but only if the request isn’t graphic)
-No requests with blowjobs (just a preference of mine)
-No requests specifying race bc I’m white and I probs won’t do it justice
-Explicit violence/gore
-Requests that include fetishes, or philias (zoophilia, pedophilia, etc
Anyways request to your hearts content!!!!!
-I won’t write for ships or male readers either
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it’s 11pm and i’m literally kicking my feet and rolling around and squealing and giggling and i’m smiling those smiles that are so wide and so everlasting they make your cheeks hurt and for what…?
the partridge family s1 ep16… the one with mark hamill 🤭
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