Luffy: If you don’t like your surname, you should take Zoro’s. It would suit you.
Ussop: Yeah.
Sanji: *sputtering* That’s not how it works.
Nami: Roronoa Sanji sounds good.
Zoro: It does sound good. You should keep it.
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no but imagine Superman (maws) just sitting in his apartment talking to Jimmy and Lois about how he’s so excited to be getting a second interview with ‘Mr. Wayne’ even though they for sure slept together many times in the months after the first interview. They trust each other so much (ik ooc for bruce but stay with me here) that when Clark told Bruce he was Superman, bruce told him he was Batman.
Queue a bloodied limping Bruce climbing in through Clark’s window, cowl off. Did he know Lois and jimmy were there because Clark told him? Yes. Did he care? Also yes. Was he too almost dead to think of the consequences? Yes.
Clark has to explain that Bruce is currently in a Batman suit and passed out on the floor and—-
holy shit I’m gonna write a fanfic abt this.
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RadioApple drabble
Alastor had never been attracted to people. Not to a pretty face, to sins of the flesh, or the debasement of one's desires. He is attracted to power, the kind that he can control, either directly or from the shadows.
Knowing that he is able to dominate, outsmart, or derail someone or something so much bigger than he had any right to was so much more appealing. It was an extremely gratifying feeling. A rush he imagined comparable to any number of addictive narcotics he sees people destroying themselves with on a daily basis. It was a hellfire he would willingly scorch himself with for the chance to seize the power and control he craves.
It was intoxicating to finally find someone he considered an equal. And despite his position and almost limitless power, Lucifer had not lived up to that position until Alastor had seen the true king of Hell unleashed.
In the battle, Lucifer had finally shown his true self. Relenting to the usually untapped potential he possessed. The original sin incarnate and unleashed. The cause for humanity's downfall and liberation. The sole reason religious people felt fear and dreaded his kingdom, scared enough of damnation at his hands to hold back from the alluring temptation of sin.
That was an entity he could possibly respect, begrudging or not. Not the silly man that hid behind insecurity and anxiety. Not the father who had failed his child, and was now desperately trying to sew back together the tapestry of hurt and missed time caused by his absence, physically and emotionally.
Lucifer had finally revealed the deadly power in his broken halo, and shown a fraction of the true devastation he could bring if he decided to act upon his full potential as king of the seven rings. And Alastor was suddenly seeing him for the very first time in this new light.
The friendly exterior had cracked, and beneath it had shone a taste of corrupted divinity. The power Heaven had granted him when they cast the light bringer into the dark, where he could shine brighter than he ever could in heaven's light. If he was only ruthless enough to capitalize on it.
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hey guys, kotoko professional here! What the fuck. this gave me a headache but im gonna try my best to. analyse whatever this is.
i assume she means she's going to continue trying to brute force it- she does not believe there's an evil that's impossible to not be bested by strength. shes stupid. as all fuck. shes going to try and MAKE IT so it CAN be "bested" by strength. she will do anything. she does not know how else to beat evil besides what she's already internalised (being strong).
this answers very confusing though! which is. interesting for kotoko. her answers are usually clear to the point even if shes avoiding the question. why are the pronouns so vague. why does she keep using "it" instead of specifying evil or strength. why does her manner of speaking here seem more simplistic than usual. hey girl are you avoiding or speaking around something.
the vague pronouns could also mean that she's going to force the strength to overcome the evil rather than making the evil able to be overcome. which. if you consider how hard she neglects self-care in order to be "strong" yeah that'd also make a lot of sense either way- that might be why it's so vague. she thinks if she just keeps forcing herself to be stronger she can defeat any evil.
anyways. i hope this has helped???
tl:dr: shes going to brute-force strength into overcoming evil, or brute-force the evil into being overcome by strength. she will do anything to make this happen.
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