#give it up man

[slightlyplant]

“easy W 😎,” says the 1st grader who is clearly losing at checkers

[ashrayus]

rough night

[semisolidmind]

ok hear me out—

(sue me but he was one of the only mfs in that damn place who wasn't tryna kill the player and i think we should have been able to save him. so, fix it au where y/n helps the gang escape and they live happily in a secluded house in the woods)

[midoribai]

......

MIDORI: "......"

MIDORI: "So. Thoughts on death-"

[mumblesplash]

(teaching my art class)

me: and what’s the number one rule when designing characters with wings? …well?

a handful of students, sighing reluctantly: no good fa-

me (interrupting them): NO good-faith attempts at realism, EVER. you want all the bird dweebs and physicists jumping ship as EARLY AS POSSIBLE so they’re not around to cinemasins your ass when you get to the cool parts of your story, and…ugh, what now, gerald

gerald (my least favorite student): why not just do some minimal research instead of-

me: listen you little shit i can and will singlehandedly tank your 4.0 gpa

[chloesimaginationthings]

Abby isn't scared of any FNAF animatronic..

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 113

“I seem to have been taken hostage.” Batman’s words almost had Superman panic if not for the wry tone, a tone which the others didn’t know if their freaking out was to go by. Clark sighed through the comms, tired after battle and honestly wanting to go to bed now.

“I’ll be right over, what child has latched onto you now?” He asked while switching to a more private channel. 

“I can already hear you making fun of me…” Wha- Oh. Clark bit his lip to keep himself from laughing as he took to the air. “They appear to be a pair of twins with…” 

“You gotta’ say it Bruce, you gotta’,” Clark couldn’t stop the chuckle when he saw his friend on the top of a building, cape curled around his form in a way usually reserved for the robins. 

“... with dark hair… and blue eyes…” That was it. Clark absolutely lost it in laughter. 

[merukins]

I dream about flying a lot, but when I wake up I’m still tethered to the earth

[lotus-pear]

the besties are back in action

[puppyeared]

littlest furth shop

@laikascomet

[maicrowave]

me: hesitant to tag things "phan" in 2023 in honor of preserving a healthier audience relationship After All We've Been Through ™️

dnp video titles: "WHO IS ON TOP, DAN OR PHIL? 🥵 - PHAN LORE DISCUSSION #69"

[thatone-highlighter]

I love you albums. I love you songs connected by similar themes. I love you listening to songs in a specific order picked by the artist. I love you reoccurring motifs throughout the same album. I love you album covers. I love you albums with extended editions. I love you songs that reference each other.

[posthumousvigor]

Obi-Wan being star wars' biggest damsel in distress while also being one of the most powerful jedi ever is so funny to me. Like he's getting captured on purpose. That has to be whats happening. "Oh nooo ive gotten tied up by somebody who's obsessed with me again!!looks like someone equally obsessed with me has to swoop in and save me :33" He's the pillow princess of warfare

[hensel-x]

at this point hazbin characters are like paper dolls to me who I like to play dress up with

[tubbytarchia]

How was I possibly supposed to resist after Doc tweeted all THAT

[myyellowhuman]

The evening commute is never boring. A young man is being held by police at the station because it looks like he's been stalking some woman. He keeps screaming about how he actually loves her while making shooting actions at her with his fingers.

Bro stop, we're in East Grinstead, not the ghetto, plus your beard doesn't even connect. Do what the police tell you and chill my sweet summer child.

Over here with my iced dirty chai like...