bro is preparing for the best monologue in film history
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everytime i use tinder, i'm always swiping right because nobody is barty crouch jr enough for me. like how am *I* a regulus black kin, supposed to be with anyone that's not a barty crouch jr.
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Awww poor Mechi. I feel bad for him, but I do think, out of all the horrible diseases he could have gotten, sensory mechanites are the most mechanitor-appropriate.
Grouchy showers make me feel better when I'm sick, too.
does it count as a fanservice drawing if I'm mostly drawing it for myself?
I know what will make Mechi feel better- more entities to study! Provoking The Void sounds like a great plan with absolutely no repercussions! 👍
Eugenia is a wild woman who likes to lie on our very, very spooky psychic ritual spot sometimes. I don't know why she chose the hot paving stones instead of the cool grass, but whatever. If she gets consumed by The Void, she gets consumed by The Void.
2897 hours in RimWorld, and this is my very first Man in Black event... How exciting!
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so i was today years old when i learned that sid and nate both wore #9 at shattuck,, and dear reader i just have not been the same since then!!! :(:(
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Psychopath Diary’s true title is How to Baffle a Murderer. Utterly confuse the guy like he’s never been before. Befuddle him, even.
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" I will have you know exploding the lab was not a part of the original plan but a bonus if I say so myself. " - from df :3
Truthfully, Dan Heng didn't know what was worse - seeing his brother pretty much recreate the meme of that girl smirking at the camera as flames engulfed whatever was in the background or the fact that he did genuinely believe that Dan Feng was telling him the truth. Instead he glanced up at the smoke flowing out of the shattered windows of what was previously the science lab at their oh so prestigious school; stopping when instead of relief, he could only feel his blood pressure redouble in efforts to push high.
"..."
Looking at his brother's satisfied face again also didn't help there.
"I just wanna know what you were trying to accomplish, if this wasn't the intended result."
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bro is taking over my life. I can be a dog for him if he wants me to- I CAN EVEN BE A CAT OR WHATEVER HE WANTS ME TO BE.
Error please just one chance that's all i'm asking for I swear I can be a good husband, I'll be the best malewife evER I SWEAR I CAN COOK AND CLEAN AND-
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Sooooo one of my mutuls reminded me that I love The Talented Mr. Ripley so much and I am 100% not normal about it and I just to say that the last time I rewatched it (a few months ago) I hadn't watched that movie for a long time and my only thought was "they want you to think Tom Ripley is the dangerous character but it's actually Dickie Greenleaf. Nothing can destroy your life like the nonchalance a charming person picks you up and puts you down with". And I was 100% sure of that. And then I rewatched the movie and I was like "Okay maybe Tom Ripley was the problem" but you need to understand that everytime I watch that movie it fucks with my brain and my past friendships so hard after a while I always find myself thinking "if Dickie just knew how to love Tom in the right way, none of this would have happened. It's Dickie's fault." And it's not! Tom is deeply fucked up for several reasons! But this movie fucks so hard with me pegs my brain gaslights me like an abusive boyfriend that I always end up thinking "Tom did nothing wrong. Tom did nothing wrong, if Dickie just loved him the right way. It's Dickie's fault."
I just think that people like Dickie Greenleaf can make anyone insane. I think I'd rather never knew the joy of bashing in Dickie's attention that living through the desperation of being derived of it.
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Just gotta say I am glad that my gut feelings were right from the start THAT BUILD IS INNOCENT even though people tried to convince me and all his other supporter otherwise.... in the most toxic ways possible.... Had to get out of that war zone a while ago for my mental health.
Hope it is now reaching the last person in the back, that she was lying about everything.
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