#gk incorrect quotes

[incorrectarsenalfcquotes]

Inaki: David? What are you doing here?

David, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses, and holding a gatorade: My best.

[lilianrennifer]

D1: Damn! The power went out. 😫

Heechan: Don't worry, I've got this! 😁 *Heechan shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*

E-Chan: What?! 😳

Heechan: I swallowed a flashlight! 🔦

GK on the verge of cardiac arrest: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! 😱

[sariahsue]

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

-Plagg

[mashihope]

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(This mini moodboard is made by me; I don’t own any of the pics.)

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► Last update: 17/04/2023 - 6:27pm

E-Chan ✘

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D1 ✘

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Teo ✘

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GK ✘

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Heechan ✘

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Lune ✘

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Junseo ✘

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Yuku ✘

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Harry-June ✘

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Headcanon ✘

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↳ Their makeup is done by their crush (maknae line) (hyung line)

Incorrect Quotes ✘

[lucky-bastards]

[mearpsdyke]

Mary: I prevented a murder today.

Sophie: Really? How’d you do that?

Mary: Self control.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Alt!Calliope: what’s wrong.

An alternate timeline MSPA reader, crying profusely: I kin both Dave and Karkat so I’m legally required to love myself!

Alt!Calliope: what

[just-another-stray-kid]

Waiter: What can I get for you?

D1: Can I get a milkshake with two straws, please?

E-Chan: Aw, that's so swe-

D1: *puts both straws in his mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this!

[incorrect-dkb]

DKB as things I (admin Ayy) have said

E-chan: Y'know what I want for my birthday? To stop existing.

D1: "Everything sucks, and we're all going to die' sounds like a great message to send kids.

Teo: My brain has been break dancing for the past few months.

GK: I boo boo the fool-ed myself again.

Heechan: (watching some movie) Why would you choose him? At least go for the lizard guy, he's cute.

Lune: It's not like I can do anything about it. Like, what am I gonna do? Sue them over a smile?

Junseo: I don't know how to refer to the hierarchy of ants.

Yuku: I now understand why babies sleep with their hands up.

Harry-June: High School, or as I like to call it; The Anxiety Factory.

[incorrectdmp]

Christine: Listen I have a problem with this person

Mg: Kill them

Christine: No

Mg: I’ll kill them for you

Christine: NO 

[bangaroo-chan]

D1: *Playing out of tune guitar*

GK: Hey, you take requests?

D1: Sure.

GK: Please stop.

[yukussmileee]

|| DKB incorrect quotes ||

HJ: I’m not scared of anything-

*GK walking in the room after someone touched his stuff*

HJ:...*terrified*...

Heechan: you’re right, you’re not scared..you’re just terrified.

[lilianrennifer]

GK: I’m having a baby. 🫃🏻

Yuku: Congratulations hyung! 😊

GK slamming down adoption papers: It’s you. Sign here! 📝

[incorrectnewsies]

Jack: I did something and I need advice, but I don’t want a lot of judgement or criticism.

Spot:

Spot: So you came to me?

[incorrect-aai2-quotes]

Sebastian: Justine. Justine. Justine, I screwed up big time.

Justine: Sebastian, given your daily life experiences, you are going to have to be more specific.

[masahikass]

Yoshiko: Siri, call my girlfriend

Siri: [shows 50+ contacts]

Siri: Which one?