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If this is a duplicate sorry i got an error at the last time i hit "ask". So yeah there is a LOT of fanart for hooty/duo (and every other ship of course) And the duolingo twitter account tweets it every so often. (ex: twitter[.]com/duolingo/status/1403698725583785984 )
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I can't tell if this is the worst news I have ever received or the best
Especially because, THE ART IS GOOD! It is amazing art! Both the one duolingo posted and the other one I saw, i-
I love this fandom already, so much, I don't even know how this ship started but that is wonderful! So far, this is the most amazing community i have ever been in, duolingo and hooty fanart included
Whoever is the Duolingo intern deserves a raise, its beautiful marketing
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amberinn · 19 days
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Is anyone else here like lowkey obsessed with J in that "oh my god she is the coolest girl in the universe she's so lovely and darling and cool and relateable and fun and amazing"
her distaste for girly stuff is so understandable actually if all my mom did my whole life is put me in itchy dresses and pretty things and spotlight I think I'd swear never to associate with that shit again
Like best character???? BEST CHARACTERRRRR
Also also I need to see more Jeruko content like J/Teruko
Do we have a better shipname for them then Jeruko TeruJ is even LAMER and the tag is already taken rip
Like ok Teruko did sorta threaten her with a knife (J underestimated the abdominal knife wound betrayal ptsd... Tbh J SHOULD have been more mindful about this, but it's ok if all I did the whole day was get harassed by the most gay european ugly toothpaste twink i would not get the memo either.
rip to Teruko for getting terrified into violent threat
rip to J for having a knife at her throat
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BUT LIKE LISTEN ME OUTTTT
why the hell is this ship not more popular???
GUYS DID YOU SEE
The fervor J skittered to TERUKO to show off how she has SOMETHING that could be useful towards escaping or SOMETHING
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME YOU SEE THIS
Like they are COOL GIRLS they're----
Teruko is like a bad bitch J would try to get
Go off go off go off
They're both SUCH QUEENS ILOVE THEM SO MUCH AHHHHHH
J is like so gay for Teruko in my mind honestly
Like this can be read for platonic, but I always felt like J sort of thinks Teruko's really cool
and she wants to be closer with her
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lemotmo · 30 days
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I am forever baffled by the people who keep saying Ryan is not ok with going for Buddie and saying he is why nothing went ahead with Eddie and Tommy when there is actual proof to the contrary.
Like Ryan saying in interviews that if it went there he would be OK with it, naming the ship back in the day and having played gay roles before.
It actually being talked about that actress availability changed the way storylines went for S7.
I just don't understand how this information can be out there and those people come down to "It doesn't happen because Ryan isn't OK with it"
I just saw another "Ryan is not ok with it" post in the Ryan tag and needed to vent. My apologies.
Hey Nonny! Ah yes, the old 'Ryan doesn't want to do it.' This one has been going around in the fandom for a loooong time now. Even before season 7. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
It's always the same rhetoric: Oliver is game, but Ryan won't do it. So therefore it won't happen. Yada yada yada...
Let me be very clear here: IT'S ALL BULLSH*T! Ryan would be more than happy to see Buddie happen. In season 7 interviews the man gushed over Buddie fics and edits for god's sake. He is GAME! He came up with the shipname Buddie. Before he came up with it, everyone was going with Beddie. Thank God Ryan was there. Imagine that... Beddie. 🤣
So please don't let anyone tell you that Buddie isn't going to happen because of Ryan not wanting to do it. It's all lies.
We can't know for absolutely 100% that Buddie will happen, but I can assure you that (in some strange AU world) if it doesn't happen? It isn't because of Ryan.
Furthermore, please... all of you... keep in mind that you can block the people you don't ever want to see on your dash or in the tags. If you see things like this in the Ryan tag and it makes you angry, just block the account. It isn't worth the aggrevation. You can block them and never think about it again. Don't try to reason and talk with them. Please, just BLOCK and move on.
Anyway, this wasn't anything against you Nonnie. I just needed to vent for a moment. LOL! I would have gotten just as angry as you. I hope you blocked and moved on. :) Have a great day!
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filipinosamflynn · 11 months
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mustang and darrow are so cute, this collection of binded papers called a book got me giggling like a school girl on my bed.
Darrow is just a bit pathetic and I love it, we need more men who are pathetic in media 👏
so like do they have ship name? Cause i somehow havent seen any mustang × darrow content anywhere during my "i am thinking about this god forsaken series so i will mindlessly scroll through red rising shit on tumblr randomly" endeavors, but to be fair i also try to avoid spoilers
Please tell me their shipname is "virginhell" cause virginia + helldiver to make the worst ship name possible
ALSO SEVRO IS GAY OR AT LEAST A LIL FRUITY BECAUSE HE AINT NORMAL TO ACT LIKE THAT AROUND DARROW
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tears-of-boredom · 2 years
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the problem might just be visual media. trying to watch merlin and frankly i fucking hate this kid already, only 26 minuted into the first episode. also who's that weird girl whose hair looks like a spirit halloween wig. and i know that the old lady is disguised as that other lady and is planning on killing the prince, you don't have to play the evil music everytime we see her. and also are you expecting me to like, root against the lady? like are you seriously trying to pit me against someone trying to kill the future monarch? and oh the dragon appeared just now. it was unbelievably easy to break into the dungeon it seems. also when merlin went to deliver the medicine to the evil lady in disguise, im sorry but why did the doll catch his attention. or the random book? like i know its so he can figure out that she evil and all, but like you could really do it any other way. also merlin is being kinda creepyyy i dont know maybe announce yourself if you step into someones room, and dont just let them believe youre their maid. and oh god i thought the girl with the dollar store wig was the princess,, like the daughter of the king, but arthur just looked at her funny so i think i was wrong in that. and you know what im just gonna finish the episode while writing my thoughts on here...god all of their dress is so boring. like not to be too negative but you couldn't think of anything cool? oh the lady is doing her plan lets goo kill the prince please oh wait why is there cobweb i dont understand no FUCKING MERLIN DONT STOPP HER YOU FUCKING BITCH THAT LITTLE FUCKER WHAT DID YOU DO?? YOU FUCKING ROYALIST...no but seriously i knew her plan wasnt going to work obvs. ive seen the tumblr girlies blog about marthur or whatever the shipname is. also no story would be that fun. and yeah im not going to watch another episode of this. sorry but its just not interesting to me, i can already tell id be too fucking annoyed all the time to enjoy it at all. tbh the whole time i just wanted to stop and go read some fanfiction. i guess i just prefer written media over visual. or maybe all these shows just are really annoying.
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julzrulz · 3 years
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MHA boys with crushes pt.2
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How I think these MHA boys would act if they had a crush on you but make it part 2. Boys being sweeties make me go brr. bruh I'm on a roll, next stop todo and shoji (my baby)!!!
Rating: G (General Audiences, All Ages Admitted)
Pairings: Kirishima x Reader, Kaminari x Reader, Iida x Reader
TW: N/A
Notes: Headcanons, Gender Neutral Reader
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blushy blushy boi
really doesn’t want you to know how he feels about you until he knows you feel the same
the bakusquad makes it so painfully obvious, making kissy faces, bothering you about how you feel about kiri, asking if you’re free anytime soon, calling you you guys’ shipname-- and worst part, he can only sit back and watch 
poor baby
he becomes very hyper aware over stupid stuff about himself-- like getting super self-conscious if his breath smells, does his hair look funny, everything and anything
overanalyzes everything and anything, what he said, how he looked, any voice cracks
he swears you are so out of his league-- he takes advantage of every second he gets to be with you 
likes to spend time with you and makes an effort to touch you when ever he can (of course in a manly™ manner)
like sitting way to close to you, touching elbows while eating lunch, tickles you by surprise, puts his arm around your shoulder, playing with you hair alittle
doesn’t stutter around you often but when you catch him off guard he will quickly become a mess
he rubs the back of his neck and fidgets when he’s around you
likes eye contact with you but sometimes its too much for him.. he’ll get lost in them loose focus and forget what y’all were talking about
really likes to train with you, you complemented his quirk once and now he always wants to use it around you
loves to help you where he can 
even if its just holding the door open for you... and you’re at the other side of the hallway
oh god
mimics your body language subconsciously-- smiles when you smile, tilts his head when you do, moves his hands like you do  please he’s so cute
cleans up a little nicer when he knows he’s going to be around you
likes when you spend one on one time with him, there’s less pressure without his friends around because they make his crush so obvious to you
he would call you bro by accident and then beat himself up about it-- seriously it keeps him up at night
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the slickster™
he works to make his crush on you so painfully obvious and make it everybody's problem
lets be real he started making moves on you as soon as he laid eyes on you
he claims there was “an instant connection”
you’re different from all his other crushes, this one was not shallow
usually he would rush in and just flat out ask a chick out, get rejected and repeat
but no he wasn’t going to be rejected from you
he always showers you in praises and compliments because damn shawty kinda fine ahaha 
anything from how beautiful, to how smart, talented you are, how cool your quirk is
he really does live to serve your ego
he gets so excited around you he might just short circuit
blushy around you but loves eye contact, god why are your eyes so stunning
always flirting with you non stop, it’s so embarrassing how he does it too, but if it makes you laugh its good enough for him
he definitely preens around you, playing with/styling his hair, “accidently” flexing his arms when he stretches wants to look his best and show it off 
he lights up when you walk into class
talks and whines about how he can’t find the “right person” (spoiler: its you) he does this to try and get a reaction out of you and give you an opportunity to flirt back
as much as he's very forward with his advances, he’s always a pinch away from throwing up 
always finds a way to relate himself with you, you (for whatever reason) hate apples? well now so does he
is really insecure about going stupid on you-- he only wants you to see him at his best, after all that's what you deserve
becareful with this one he gets his advice from mineta
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Another boy I think would be clueless, not because he doesn't understand his feelings or know what a crush is, but because his brain probably goes a mile a minute 
he looks after everyone in 1-A so it takes a while to notice you’re the break in the blur
he’s WAY more mature with his crush, iida is a man not a boy
it doesn’t happen too often but when he gets nervous he starts to ramble and its always something big brain that you can’t understand
he likes to spend time with his crush anytime he can-- without being overbearing
you tell him he can call you by your first name and he makes sure to say it so softly, as if it were made of glass. compared to the yelling he always does
you’re a BIG deal to him 
he would offer to walk you anywhere you needed to be, craving some alone time with you--to get to know you better and try and gage on how you feel about him
would also offer to carry things for you
is always the first one to stick up for you, even if your in the wrong
he would also slip in a couple gifts here and there but in a discreet way
he wants you to think of him just as much as he does you
oh you need a pencil? welp iida’s got one for you and it just happens to be in your favorite color.. and he “forgets” to ask for it back, now you use it all the time
yes he gets alittle smug when he sees you use it
he would constantly be reminding you of rules and not to break them, it may come off as a nag but rules are there for a reason, to keep you safe, and that's all he wants for you
if you do break any though he always lets it slide
in his eyes you can do no wrong
any mistake you make will be praised by this man. you trip during combat? he’s got you, fail a test? he’ll study with you and say that you’re so much smarter than your grade.
has an over whelming need to care for you, always checking if you ate, drank enough water, got a good sleep
if you laugh at his weird-cute habits like the arm chopping or when he pushes his glasses up he would do it a lot more often-- ugh he loves your smile
𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐰! 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐲! ( ˘ ³˘)♥
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taeyamayang · 2 years
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✨ If you get this ask, tell us more about your selfship(s)! And then feel free to pass this ask around ✨
i'm not quite sure if mine is called a "selfship" cos unlike others i don't have shipnames with them nor do i actively see myself dating them. i'm just... whipped lmaoo but i do have a couple of 2ds which i am weak in the knees for.
• kageyama: the first man that has ever had me weak, like damn i hate men except for him?? if he was real i'd go lengths just to see him. but honestly, when i first watched hq i didn't like him at all. i didn't like his attitude; i don't like volatile men who shouts 24/7. but as the story progresses i could sense my fondness for him slowly growing. he's just a babie who doesn't know how to express emotions and as he peels off his layers one by one damn do i love him even more. also, i'm attracted to smart men, tho he may not be academically smart he is a genuis in volleyball. that, for me, is sexy lol. if he was real i do think we'll have enemies to xxx trope (he's easily riled up and i like pushing ppl's buttons esp when i know they'll react to it).
• kenma: i like his dryass humor and his energy. his subtle gestures like scowling at lev or cringing at nekoma's tagline(?) before they begin a game (the blood thingy kuroo says lol) i just find it entertaining. he is soooo soft and i would like to take care of him. and as i said, i like smart men. kenma's tactical skills in volleyball has me staring at him with heart eyes. he's the first 2d man i have ever painted bc i think he's flatout gorgeous. oh yeah, before i found his brain attractive i was drawn to his eyes. personally, he has the prettiest pair compared to all.
• akaashi: HIM. it took me freaking ages to admit that i like him. at some point i even preferred him over kageyama. my bro over here @bokutetsumu KNOWS THIS. i had a phase wherein i NEVER EVER type his name bc saying/typing his name alone gives me butterflies in the stomach. oh god, i am whipped. it started from finding him beautiful, ethereal to be accurate to knowing how sarcastic he is (sarcastic quiet men is just chef's kiss) and loving his brutally honest humor to knowing how soft he can be to the people close to him. i can see a bit of myself in akaashi. we both are writers and love to read books. i like how he calculates situations in his head cos i do that too. and he's just- i don't know man i just love him. i'm crying rn and i cry when my moots/followers ship me to him. i wasn't open to the idea of selfship but him... oh god.
there are others that i find attractive but i'll go over them quickly:
• todoroki: i am in love with his energy. i love men with traumatic experiences and appear indifferent (they aren't) but deep inside are soft fluffy balls who needs loving.
• mikey: i'm attracted to his abilities and his childlike characteristics. the psy major in me wants to hug him for mental health purposes.
• mitsuya & inupi: FEMININE BOYS. that's it. that's the reason.
• itadori: didn't like protagonists until i saw him. he's a brave boy and i like how he sees things from his perspective. oh, and he's athletic. hot.
• megumi: HIM IN THE MANGA.
• okkotsu: a soft boy? yes. he's such a pure hearted boy and i love him for that. please let me take care of you.
• gojo: who doesn't like him? he's hot, sexy, and powerfulㅡand a menace to society.
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batarangsoundsdumb · 3 years
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hae interrogationes multae respondeant quia demens .
if you read this entire ask post you deserve a gold star and financial recompensation
Um, Obviously because when you’re adopted by a white guy you automatically become white duhhh
this is about this post lmao and yeah youre absolutely right, you have to hand your poc card in when you get adopted by a white guy.
Do you think Cass would listen to Yanni, the YouTube channel epic symphonic rock, or some other stuff? There's some cool mashups but idk if that's up your alley, I kinda feel like I'm pushing it with my weird taste of music by recommending an orchestra cover of metal, but i just love that sort of thing and mashups :P @harvestyourcherries 
i haven’t heard of that? but in my personal (correct) opinion steph listens to classical music, and then both modern and older, and then also stuff like black sabbath, iron maiden, but also hardrock and hardcore. i like the idea of cass just liking the most extreme screaming songs full of noise and then also listen to pachelbel’s 370th sonata yanno? THANK YOU for the rec tho
speaking of ur cass playlist hc...reminds of the time (yesterday) i found 2 playlists randomly on spotify from the same user. one was abt 3 hours of instrumental/classical "dark" & "nostalgic" music. the other almost 11 hours of nothing but hardcore bass/synth/electronic music. just an incredible tightrope act to put on in public. the synth one was also called like "psalms for synth sluts" which is Also incredible
tbh i LOVE synth SO MUCH like for no reason at all but then also cannot handle a poppy electronic beat lmao. but this seems like the kinda thing i’d do but just in one (1) playlist bc i just sort songs by vibe instead of genre? that’s how i end up with britney spears and billy ray cyrus in the same playlist. 
Oh, I want Kate Kane playlist next! It would be amazing if you could do one when you have time and will 🙏
how rude would it be of me to just say no? like sorry kate but idk you and also you seem way too keen on the us military for an institution that homophobically targeted you? (and also commits war crimes) but let’s unpack the fact that the institution that caused the death of your mom and sister and also got you blacklisted for being gay is still one you align with???
'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' --- when i tell you i fucking screamed LOL!!!!!!! i can imagine the cameraman not knowing if he should cut to commercial or keep it on these two weirdos fighting on stage (bruce definitely ruffled dick's hair/noogied him right?? 
about this post but yeah lmao. this cameraman just turns to like the audience to get a reaction and it’s just multiple moments of CLEAR shock.
you are the only funny person on this hellsite
how egotistical is it for me to say that i get this ask multiple times a month? bc it literally happens so often it’s hilarious to me.
Wish there was more john/Bruce content 😔😔😔 was so hungry I actually looked at canon media 😔😔😔 (Justice League Dark babeeeyyyyyy)
check out batman: damned for some mediocre content but at least it’s john/bruce (also very interesting story and stuff, just got very >:( over this weird part where harley quinn tried to r*pe bruce or something? it’s not for everyone)
dick grayson but he's nicki minaj
his anaconda don’t want none,,, unless...... 
Dick Grayson was never a cop, he played Marshall on Paw Patrol
you are SO right. also paw patrol is a fucking good show idc. that shit could’ve been the new steven universe on this hellsite.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CS1lI0bLI7-/?utm_medium=copy_link
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why do people keep reposting my CONTENT. if you are not funny yourself don’t just grab shit off of tumblr and post it on insta,,, get a life. sidenote: should i start an insta and get all these ppl to take my content down that would be funny as hell.
Might I suggest for a Gotham City Meme: something about the true crime fandom thirsting for the rogues gallery
ok can i just say something slightly controversial?? no? i don’t find true crime ppl who are into criminals funny, that shits disturbing irl im not gonna bring that into my very chill universe.
i may have never seen a 'jason cleaning guns in sink' fic but i do know he WOULD
THANK YOU
bestie im sorry to say this to you but while you can, and people do wash their guns in the sink, that is a lot of lead in a very vital part of the kitchen.
people tend to do it in the bathtub.
WHY???? like damn why do you even have guns
i dont think i read many gun sink fics exactly but i have read lots of fics where jason cleanes his guns in the living room. usualy dissembles them and cleans them with a rag i think
lmao fair enough, like i think that’s a large part of what i remember as well.
if you say you've seen/read gun sink fics I believe you. I think those of us who didn't see them are lucky or maybe didn't search for fics by tags or something idk
i mean ive never sought them out but i HAVE seen them,, like definitely i know almost for certain.
saw your tags and I'm interested in Steph/Kara now. They would be the most chaotic couple <3
literally thoooo, i have a wip where they get together in a zombie apocalypse and like UGGGHhhh i am so in love with them.
I am the Breece anon. Thanks for the recommendation; am reading now. I’ve always been a hardcore Superman fan because I love my pure himbo farm boy. My logic is, if one Bruce is a Broose, then multiple Broose are a herd of Breece. And this is a hill upon which I will perish.
fair enough,,,, like moose, meese, goose, geese, bruce, breece. i get your logic and i stand by it as well. (glad you enjoyed the comic recs!!!!)
It's a beautiful day in Gotham, and you are a group of horrible Breece
OH my god dude lmao
there only being 42 fics on ao3 for tim and bernard is honestly so sad i need more
it’s like twice that now!!! we did it lads. (tho very sad that my fic isnt number one but like number 4 :((((  )
i'm too late you already did the poll lol but may i suggest bethy (bernard + timothy)
shit dude that wouldve been so fucking funnyyyyy. think ppl have just stuck to timber tho, tim/bernard kinda died down recently and i think it’s too bad, they’re a great couple and i love them.
Wait, hear me out
Bernothy @redlightofdawn
great recommendation (lmao this ask is from like a month ago) but very sorry to announce that NARDTH is the superior shipname
Wait, we know that bernard likes milfs (Tim's step-mom) but what about dilfs? gilfs?
Wait no, I regret sending that ask
these were two seperate asks and they’re HILARIOUS. in my personal opinion tho,,, milfs, gilfs, dilfs are just about vibes and bernard is just attracted to sexy ppl who may sometimes be milfs, dilfs, or EVEN gilfs.
crime in bludhaven would drop to half if nightwing had a boob window. in this essay i will-
WHERE’S THE ESSAY ANON, WHERE’S THE FUCKING ESSAY
Wait if Barbra and Tim r at opposite ends at all times what happened to Barbra once everyone’s Tim’s ever love before started dying lol
she won a lottery ticket and spent 2 weeks on a resort in the bahamas before returning home and finding out that the joker was arrested for tax evasion and then spent a month staying at her big tiddie goth girlfriend’s house before conner came back to life and she broke her pinkie playing table hockey.
Why is the opposite end thing so funny and compelling to me. Tim comes back from his depression quest for Bruce and Babs is now a literal god
lmao when tim loses his spleen barbara reaches nirvana.
Are you still taking music recs because I have three songs that remind me of Jason that I think you'd like
send to me or lose a toe
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thanks, i wont tho on account of i wont.
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This is the whole of Blüdhaven and everyone anywhere.
Nightwings ass alone saves more people in a calendar year and does more for so society than most heroes do their whole career.Also u are one of the funniest tumblr pages out there. The vibes are unmatched and the memes and tags ✨send me✨.Thank u and goodnight @julia-flow 
fanksss also lmao.
That's going to be a little bit difficult to explain, but
There's some music that you listen to and you think, "oh my gosh, I can perfectly imagine Dick Grayson singing this song, with the same voice as the singer because that voice matches with Dick Grayson"?
oh yeah totally lmao. i have a lot of songs that i think are just entirely dick grayson yanno? kind of all of my playlists have that vibe, but i really find bleachers to fit with dick? idk.
"Lois lane/Superman" fics this, "Lois lane/Clark Kent" fics that, (/lh) let's get into the real good stuff. Some people ship Lois, Clark, and Superman as a throuple. Most popular fic tag for sure
yes totally, i think they’d be absolutely killer on ao3 and clark gets so fucking embarassed about it.
I miss your post, hope you’re doing okay!!
haha this was like 2 months ago, but i was doing fine then too! just didn’t have a lot of inspiration in terms of content.
Doot doot!
noot noot
I’m confused. What did DC do now? Like with nightwing? And another sibling? Please spoil everything for me
lmao they gave him a secret sister plotline where they had his dad cheat on his mom with tony zucco’s wife, bc dick’s life wasn’t traumatic enough yet.
sorry but it's so funny that batman is called "the dark knight" when the gotham city baseball team is called the gotham knights. it'd be like if a vigilante was running around new york called like "the scary yankee"
lmaooo no. but like yankee comes from dutch names or something so wouldnt it be HILARIOUS if gotham knights came from like german names and bruce would be running around called the dark KLAUS UND NIEK @graysonnightwing 
(not a batcest shipper) it’s so funny to me that the responses are “i’m a batcest shipper because i can differentiate fiction from reality and and it doesn’t bother me personally, but i understand why you oils think it’s weird” to “i wish all batcest shippers a very fucking die”
yeah lmaoo. i personally basically flipped my entire stance around to ‘i dont care please leave me and everybody else alone’ bc i think there’s really no point in starting a moral dillema over some fucking fandom bullshit. Please just,,, go home,,, log off, find a nice forest to have a little walk in and remember that somewhere in history, somebody probably died in the place you’re standing. and you will also die someday, and somebody will have to look at your internet usage and see you fighting multiple people anonymously while being named ‘nightwingsbuttchin200186′ like... calm down, we’re all gonna die this is not the thing to worry about.
so since like "wards" don't really exist in modern society almost all the batkids are foster kids, right? i used to work in the system and imagine: monthly visits from social workers and guardian ad litems, bruce having to get permission to take the boys anywhere out of state, calling their social worker at like 8 a.m. like "yeah dick broke his arm again... a gymnastics accident this time...." their poor social worker. bruce send her a huge bouquet and box of chocolates every month to stay on her good side
i imagine the social worker just getting into the case like ‘yeah let’s get this kid a good guardian’ and then ending up having to work with 22 y/o bruce wayne and his 50 y/o dad. and so this social worker is like ‘okay we can work with this, this is the best home i can find’ and then like it ends up landing on its feet and then the kid gets adopted and then they get a call a year later like ‘uhm so hi, this kid tried to steal my tyres can i adopt him?’ and like 3 years later. ‘okay so basically, my neighbours’ kid imprinted on me and now they’re dead, can i keep him?’ two years later it’s like ‘okay so this assassin child-’
ever since I saw that one post of yours, the meme that's something like "I know that abba's backup dancer got me" with a picture of discowing, I've been haunted. Every once in a while I'll be minding my own business then the image of abba's backup dancer dick grayson aka nightwing aka discowing will flash in my mind and I'll be frozen in place. Today at work I was in the middle of folding clothes and suddenly once again discowing entered my mind and I suddenly lost the ability to see anything except He. Thank you.
wow. the IMPACT.
Braver than any US marine man props to you🤝
this shit is about the time i wrote an article on batcest, like man,,, the fact that i didn’t get cancelled is MIRACULOUS. also like,,, uh if anybody on here did gossip on me,, send screenshots i’d love to see it.
Hello, just wanted to say your article was great. Thank you for taking the time to provide an unbaised answer. It should provide people with nuances they couldn't possibly conjure on their own.
May I ask where your username originates from?
yes you may (also thanks!!!) i thought it up when i was trying to find an original username bc i didnt want to be called like ‘timdrakes something something’ or ‘jason todd something smoething’ or ‘dick grayson something something’ yanno? so i thought batarangs, they sound so dumb and that’s my username story... now it’s my whole entire brand lmao.
yno that bit in kick ass where red mist asks kick ass if he wants a hit of his blunt, was that the inspo for stoner tim
no? it’s bc i think stoners are hilarious and drugs are great. (dont do drugs tho) 
How would u feel if someone actually wore one of those bruce or ollie pride shirts u edited
fenomenal next question.
Dick as lil huddy and Jason as James gave me radiation poisoning and now I’m screaming crying throwing up so thx for that
(Rico suave as Tim is perfect tho literally no changes needed)
i was so funny for that shit wasn’t i??? lmao i loved those weird ass fancasts
You're doing the Lord's work by providing us with all these Gotham/Metropolis citizens memes, thank you for being so relentlessly funny @nellethiel-aranel
you’re welcome!! i really enjoy making memes, but getting validation for my content and my memes is REALLY nice.
Bruce is such a slut in your memes and honestly i love that for him @rhodey-rhudert-rhodes-main 
he’s that much of a slut irl too dw.
Bruce and Alfred have an emergency pride flag for the batkids. Oliver Queen printed an emergency "I love my gay son" t-shirt and as soon as Roy told him he was dating Jason, Oliver started wearing that shirt everyday and Roy always cringes when he sees it. Oliver also has an emergency "I love my lesbian daughter" shirt just in case for Cissie.
lmao YES i had a post like this bc like all of their kids/family members are so gayy
stop bringing back batfam fancasts it is not real it is not real it is not- 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
oh yes it is my darling.
did discowing burn down the notredam because he hates the bees? @allulily
no he did it bc fuck the french.
im gonna beg for 1 thing and 1 thing only. please please please put physical by olivia newton john on dick's playlist
okay then beg. bc i wont. physical reminds me too much of glee and that hurts me mentally.
your playlist is sorely missing some Madonna. Specifically Into the Groove, Like a Prayer, and Vogue
i’m scared of madonna that’s why she’s not on there. she haunts me in my dreams.
suggestion: son of batman by aaron dews for dick’s playlist🤩
sorry, i listened to it and the vibe didn’t agree with me.
Hear me out, metropolis citizens sending rare pair fics of Clark Kent x Superman fics to Lois to edit
yes, absolutely hilarious. even more funny if they send like physical copies, no address attached and lois sends it back marked with red ink, SOMEHOW
Imagine all the smut Clark must of read editing the fics
clark reads smut confirmeeed
NOT LOIS READING SUPERBAT PORN AND EDITING IT A 2AM 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hc that alfred is a meta that boosts healing factor of the people around him. if the bats are injured as much as they seem to be they would be doing bat stuff MAYBE half the year. no one including alfred knows about this. whenever the kids move out they inexplicably dont recover from injuries as fast and feel better whenever they visit the manor they just chalk it up to homesickness. bruce just thinks he heals really fast. alfred thinks everyone doesnt take care of themselves properly @finchcollector
that’s actually such a great idea, but i think that alfred would find out and learn how to concentrate it better so he can help more people, bc he’s great and i love him.
One of your dickfast posts reminded me of that tweet that goes: 'so you've had sex how many times? Yeah technically that's not a bromance' lol that's dickwally or dickroy
literally tho. like that’s all of dick’s friendships. once it gets past a certain time dick is like ‘wow i wonder what it would be like to make out with wally, wally come make out with me’ and wally’s like ‘we’ve done this like 40 times, dick, you know what it’s like’ and dick is like ‘sorry are you complaining?’ and they just make out.
superfam and batfam associations??
-batman and superman
-dick/barabara and supergirl?
-conner and tim
-jon and damian
pls enlighten me I am confused
nope,,, uhm batman and superman, but dick and superman as well, and then conner and tim, jon and damian and steph + babs with supergirl
I came across a fic in which Wonder Woman calls Batman "Stella" (like Stellaluna, the children's book) and I can imagine the batkids hop on the trend and maybe copies of the book appear at random places (aka, everywhere Bruce frequents)
sorry can’t reciprocate that was the name of my high school chemistry teacher and it gives me nightmares to think about.
good human what are your pronouns?
wouldn’t you like to know?
I need me some gothamites preferring harley over joker memes
everyone prefers harley over joker youre just very fucked up if you dont
don't understand why people try to add like veteran policy to the batfamily
dick pulling out his veteran batfam member card so he can eat first: step aside, peasants
Do you know the song Simmer by Haley Williams? It (the first verse anyways) reminds me of Jason? It's about rage.
damn yeah i LOVE HAYLEY!!!! youre right thoo
Okay so I like listen to your stoner Tim Drake playlist 24/7 but would he listen to skegss? Also I keep adding songs mentally it’s killing me 😩✋🏼 Anyways,, I literally love and worship your playlist 😃🤞🏼 And uh yeah have a good day ✨
stoner tim drake playlist is lyfeeee. also dont know who skeggs is? i’m stupid? have a good day!!
All the Robins (and Batgirl) decide to trade costumes for one night just to fuck with Batman and all the villains in Gotham. @subspacecadet 
batman knows it’s them youknow but like,,, what does he call them? he’s like ‘red hood?’ and 3 people answer and he’s not about to compromise some identities so he’s just Pissed.
I aspire to treat cops the way my dad treats them. This man is a 45 year old Asian immigrant to the US and the treats them like his pets. He talks about them like unruly children. Sometimes he pays off local cops to shut up and stop acting racist. And usually it works. I don’t know why but I can see Oliver Queen doing this
vibes... and also yes? oliver queen handing a local cop a donut to shut the fuck up lmao. but yanno i commit enough crimes to not really want to ever see a cop ever, so they kinda scare the everloving fuck out of me.
seeing as tim hasn't aged in years, that means he was 17 at peak emo tumblr era. im back on my emo tim bullshit and im not letting it go
emo tim had a wattpad account send tweet
People seem to think that batman is so dark and serious when the rainbow batsuit is right there. He wore it with no shame.
dude the 60s were a DIFFERENT TIME
dick grew up in a circus, jason grew up on the streets, and tim was probably raised by the internet
all of them cuss every other word and you cannot tell me otherwise
bitch i KNOW but dc has to change to an 18+ rating if they want to sell comix with swear words in them so we gotta deal with imagining the swear words in ourselves
thoughts on teen titans and young justice
haven’t seen teen titans on account of havent seen it and young justice was LITERALLY my favourite thing ever, tho i do gotta admit it’s not at all similar to the young justice comics unfortunately. i really wouldve liked to see timmy bart kon cassie and cissie animated on tv!!
ew ew ew how to delete batcest shippers I genuinely digust them
log off tumblr?
Okay as poc who was called racist for calling an Italian pastabrain: in the batfam are Italians bit Damian just yells various insults about the others being Italian. Just him yelling “What are you doing you moronic spaghettihead!” At steph etc
huh? i meant real italians. homeboy is telling steph he hopes she chokes on her fucking garlic.
I think it's dumb as hell to pull the batman is the best fighter in the batfam argument because like it's just irresponsible of Bruce to let his kids fight when they couldn't possibly be on his league or something
fair enough, but also like who cares they could all kill you just sit down and take a beating.
lady shiva, thalia al ghul and Selina Kyle are all milfs @notanothertimburtonenthusiastugh 
unfortunately, i have to admit,,, you’re right
why tf didn't someone give joker a death sentence already? like he's a mass murderer...give him the electric chair treatment wtf
idk i think plenty of people would have tried to murder him already (boring answer is: he is a popular character so they can’t kill him off bc he brings in lots of money)
There’s no such thing as “ copaganda”.
all american media is propaganda. happy to clear this up for you
is it bad that I find lady shiva owa owa
no. find her as owa owa as you want.
aight I'm guessing the order of your favs in batfam:
1. tim
2. Steph
3. dick
4. Duke
5. the rest
you’re wrong but it’s cute that you tried, i generally don’t have favourites, but i have a special place in my heart for steph, tim, dick and cass. bc they were like my introduction to batfam. but damian, jason, duke, bruce, babs and alfred are NOT FORGOTTEN OR UNLOVED
oh my god i was literally just readily willing to believe that italians werent white ty for clarifying it was a joke im so dumb sdkvjskdfs
i mean some italians aren’t white? italian is a nationality as well as an ethnicity, so like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
since I saw so many people doing headcanons about the nationalities of batboys, I see Dick as an Italian.
dont know if youre serious or not, but sure.
super random but
jason 🤝 damian
old english
lmao fair enough.
tim absolutely has 1 gay uncle and his parents shit talk said uncle all the time so after bruce adopts him he specifically reaches out to this uncle to be like "heyyyy just so you know you majorly influenced my life yes i know i havent seen you since i was 5 and at the family reunion yes i know you dont remember my name idc thank you im gay too" and then they never talk again.
yuppp lmao that’s definitely something that could happen. i can also consider tim having no family members, like none. until he does like a dna test and he realises he has like an aunt living barely 2 miles away from him who’s like some illegitimate child of his grandpa.
I dare you one of them sends clark superman/clark fic and clark corrects the shit out of it and then goes like ps his dick is not that big, just telling as someone who has seen it. internet either explodes or goes who tf did he not fuck at this point.
i think everybody would call clark a buzzkill and try to cancel him over that.
so you're telling me Tim Drake wouldn't buy Starbucks?
no. dunkin donuts all the way
One of my favorite things is imagining people finding out jason came back from the dead and being like "oh no does he have magic powers now?!?!?" and he just pulls out a gun and tries to shoot joker
now he doesn’t even have the gun :) lmao
my favorite batfamily fanfictions are the ones where they use their shitty codenames, unironically, in any context
bruce gets codename ‘ugh’ everytime. he hates it.
crazy that tim being a 17 y/o ceo and a stoner who does brand deals are all actual canon things written in detective comics comics and not made up for shits and giggles by you, tumblr user batarangsoundsdumb @rowdeyclown
SO CRAZY HUH?
batman au where everything is the same but his utility belt is bright pink
absolutely, but i raise you, his boots light up like sketchers when he kicks people.
unbeknownst to the superhero fandom writers in the dcuniverse, clark and BRUCE are one of the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag on ao3. clark writes the best lois x superman angst, full of unhappy endings and scenes that are a so detailed you'd think you were in the middle of a superhero beatdown. bruce made an ao3 account to fuel "the do the butts match" thing, and makes batman/bruce fics from time to time. he wrote a superbat fic as a joke but ended up making it REAL porny. @concrastinator
dude they’re WAY too busy for that. Oliver Queen and Hal Jordan on the other hand are the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag writing what is Mostly porn.
When the dining table topic gets to politics, Steph says "eat the rich" as the solution
bruce just silently takes away her fork and knife while she’s talking.
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I'm finally gonna read tgcf
And I decided to record what I already know (or think I know) before I start. Most of it comes from tumblr osmosis. If anyone wants to tell me in the replies how accurate my knowledge is without going into specifics, I'd be delighted
So, what i think i know about tgcf:
MC's name is Xie Lian. He's an 800 year old ethereal trash demon who looks like an 18 year old
He's also really badass and has wraps around his arms (and neck?) that he can somehow use as a weapon
His love interest is a guy who i think is named hua cheng ??? I've also seen the name san lang floating around. So maybe an alias? Maybe he was renamed? No idea
Dude has got an eye patch
Their shipname is hualian
From what I got from a few very !!!!-heavy posts was that he's his bf's biggest fanboy and basically has built a shrine dedicated to him
Him and the yiling laozu compete for best goth look of ancient fantasy China and I'm not sure who is winning
I'm also not sure who wins the most sinister yet weirdly sexy title award because ghost king definitely has a ring to it
I think there's also like ... a kid-fic element to this? I'm pretty sure I've seen gifs of hua cheng as a scrubby little kid (again wei ying vibes)
Moving on, there's a duo of kinda dude-bro seeming ... idk what they are. No idea how they relate to mc or the plot but they're giving me fred and george vibes but meaner
Also I've seen pics of a very buff looking black clad lesbian and I'd read the book for her alone (is she a lesbian? Don't know Don't care she is in my book. This lady could step on me and I'd thank her)
Also there's a windmaster person I've seen floating around (pun not intended but I'm keeping it in)
I'm not entirely sure if this is a headcanon of a person I follow or canon but they may be nonbinary? That'd be awesome. Knock on wood!
Also they may have something with hot black clad lesbian? Also knock on wood for this being canon
Um ... the setting is the heavens but also hua cheng is the ghost king so I'm guessing not only the heavens??? No idea? I've learned that this setting is the basis of a whole freaking genre and I'm excited to delve into it!
Also, Xie Lian is a martial God, I think. I'm not sure if that's already the case at the beginning of the novel or if he ascends at some point during the plot
I have heard a lot about the mc just ... suffering. A lot. Has wei wuxian as a main character prepared me for this?
There's butterflies. I don't know what they're for but they're everywhere so I guess they must be significant. Maybe it's mostly symbolic like the rabbits in mdzs?
Also a lot of umbrellas in fanart. No idea if that choice is only aesthetic though
There is someone wearing a mask with a half sad, half happy expression. I do not know if this person is their own character or another one in disguise but they give me vilain vibes
Due to a gifset, i know that there's a scene where one of the main couple falls down a cliff. Going by precedence in mxtx's other works I'm assuming it doesn't stick
And ... that's it for now
I know I compared tgcf a lot to mdzs in this, but that's the only other mxtx novel I've read so kind of my only point of comparison
Please no spoilers in the replies though i am interested if what I wrote here is terribly off base. I'll be blocking all tgcf tags i can think of now because once I start the novel I expect that the gifs I see will mean more to me than they have until now and so spoil a lot more of the plot for me than before
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Double Trouble
AN: Total crack fic thanks to the Steggy Discord and my love for Chesternut. Chester Phillips/Sarah Rogers just makes sense. The shipname, not so much.
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Link to AO3
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Peggy and Steve have an announcement at the same time that Sarah and Chester do. Chester just reacts differently, is all.
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“Sarah, there’s something we need to tell you,” Peggy said, not long after she and Steve had sat down for breakfast.
“Funny, Chester and I have something we need to tell you, but you go first, love.” Sarah had their back to them, finishing flipping the last pancake onto a growing stack. “Too bad Mr. Grump didn’t get home until four in the morning last night.”
Steve cringed slightly, sharing a look with Peggy while his ma wasn’t looking. Sarah didn’t know right off that her son was Captain America - or at least Steve didn’t think so. He liked to keep it that way, not wanting to involve his mother in the dangerous and hectic lifestyle that was being a hero. Phillips had stayed late last night, finishing up paperwork and arguing with some politician or another on the phone while Steve had gotten in just as late to the office after another mission. Peggy had fallen asleep on the couch, one of Phillips’ jackets tucked around her like a blanket.
“She’s under my care, course I’m gonna make sure she doesn’t freeze to death in this office,” Phillips grumbled when Steve picked up the jacket to hand it back to him. It was the closest they’d get to Phillips saying he cared about them during work hours.
“I didn’t say anything,” Steve cheesed, both of them instantly hushing when Peggy groaned and started to wake up from Steve’s presence.
“I don’t know what you two do in that office that keeps him so late,” Sarah continued, finally turning back around to look at the pair sitting side by side. “Or should I say, I don’t know what the three of you do in that office to stay so late? You look exhausted, you shouldn’t have come over so early, then!”
Peggy laughed just to brush the concern off, rubbing Steve’s thigh under the table. “Well, we couldn’t wait any longer and I didn’t want to call so early to wake you two up. Not with Phill-Chester getting in so late.”
“Alright, then. What’s the big news?” Sarah mused, pushing the stack of pancakes on the table and walking around to sit down with her steaming cup of tea. Ginger tea, by what Steve could smell. Peggy drank the same kind, ever since…
“We’re pregnant!”
Peggy was beaming from ear to ear, her hand laying over her belly. They were just a handful of weeks in, but she was already starting to show. They had no idea how the serum would have any effect on her or their unborn children and it was just a guessing game.
Steve’s face fell as his Ma didn’t say a word, just looking between them. They were married and even if that wasn’t the case, Ma loved Peggy. “Ma? You alright? You heard Peggy right, we’re…”
“No, no I heard you,” Sarah mumbled, rubbing her fingertips over the handle of her mug. “It’s just... we’re pregnant too. Chester and I.”
“You’re kidding!” Steve breathed. “I’m gonna have a sibling? Ma, that’s wonderful!”
He knew growing up he always wanted a sibling, having some jealousy for Bucky and his always seeming to grow family. He knew his Ma had tried once or twice with a guy or two she was dating, but her pregnancy with him had been so hard on her.
“Sarah, that’s amazing. When are you due? The doctor thinks we’re due near the end of October,” Peggy explained, standing up to wrap Sarah in a hug.
“The same time! Little pumpkins!” Sarah hugged her daughter-in-law tight as she could, kissing her cheek. “Oh, I am so happy for the two of you!”
“We’re happy for you, Ma. Seriously. I’m so glad you two can have a child,” Steve assured his Ma, pulling both of them into a gentle hug. “Excuse me, but I need to use the bathroom.”
“He’s going to have a slight freak out, isn’t it?” Sarah asked when she heard the bathroom door upstairs close. “Always the same, my Stevie.”
“That much hasn’t changed. You should’ve seen him when I told him. I asked Mr. Jarvis to bake me a cinnamon bun and left it in the oven for Steve to find. He panicked for a good hour, between being too happy and-”
Peggy paused at the sound of feet hitting the floor, following shuffling noises. She watched her boss and father-in-law shuffle into the kitchen, wearing pajamas, and a grumpy look. He made a confirmation grump at them before leaving to grab the paper.
Phillips was only gone for two minutes before he returned, paper secured under his arm. He looked more alert, eyes straight on her. 
“Please tell me I misheard you, Carter. Please tell me that you are not pregnant.” At Peggy’s blank look, he groaned and scrubbed at his face. “I forbid it. You’re too young to be pregnant Carter!”
Peggy huffed and rolled her eyes. “Forbid it? I’m 27, sir. And married.”
Phillips threw the paper down on the table with more force than necessary. “So?! That’s still too young to be fucking pregnant, never the mind married! Please tell me it’s Rogers’”
“Chester!” Sarah chided, rolling her eyes too. “Calm down, love. I know you care about them, but they are adults.”
“Calm down? No, Sarah, love, these are-are two young adults in love! Pregnant! No, I forbid it!”
All Peggy could do was give him a look that stated are-you-kidding-me. “Who else would I be fucking? And forewarning, my hormones are always a mess. So be careful how you answer that.”
“Great, just great,” Phillips sighed, rubbing at his temples. “I get a child and a grandchild. I already have an aneurysm named after you two, why not add two more!”
Phillips’ eyes snapped to Steve the second the unfortunate man had come back downstairs. “Rogers!”
Steve’s eyes widened, not taking his Ma nor his wife’s frantic look of get out of here for granted and tailing it back upstairs.
“Oh hell no, boy, get back here!” Phillips half-shouted, storming up the steps after Steve.
“He’s just very overprotective of you guys,” Sarah tried to soothe, rubbing her hand up and down Peggy’s arm. “Add the fact he’s slept maybe three hours. He’ll calm down once the news settles in. I just hope he’s not too hard on Steve.”
“Steve can handle it,” Peggy sighed, too exhausted to chase after the pair. Phillips can have his overprotective, adopted dad syndrome moment. “He’s handled much worse.”
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Steve grunted as Phillips pounded another fist into the door. “Will you stop? We’re married, Chester! It’s not like it was on accident and we have to have a shotgun wedding - if Peggy would even want that!”
“You listen here, boy! I walked her down the aisle, I married you too off. It doesn’t mean you two can-can go creating babies!” Phillips snapped, hitting the door again.
“Well, I ain’t complaining about you knocking my Ma up!” Steve countered. “You two are happy and married!”
“That’s different and you know it!”
“How?! How is that different?”
That seemed to stutter Phillips some, enough for him to stop hitting the door, enough for Steve to partway crack the door and look out to see him leaning against the wall with his arms crossed. Poor guy was really looking his age and showing the same panic Steve had been filtering on and off for the last few weeks.
“Because I didn’t know! About you two - I thought...I almost sent her on a possible dangerous assignment just last night, Steve!” Chester grumbled. “Plus, you two...you’re so young if you get hurt or-or Peggy. We’re older, we’re more settled, to a point. And I-”
“You’re terrified, huh?” Steve honestly asked. He nodded in agreement to Chester’s nod. “Yeah, I am too. Look, I know we’re young and things are a mess because of our...situation, who I am, and what naught but it’s not like we won’t have help. Hell, I’m terrified too. It’s not like I had a good pop to look up to. Bucky’s dad was the closest I’d get. You have...been amazing for my Ma, for us.”
“I guess we both just gotta figure this out, huh? How to be parents,” Chester sighed. “Thank god for our ladies, huh?”
“Yeah,” Steve agreed, hands shoved into his pockets. “Thank God for Ma and Peggy. We’d be lost without ‘em. The only thing we can do is do right by them, by our kids. We’re lucky to have the ladies in our lives that we do.”
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bengallemon · 4 years
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yay more writing
ALRIGHT FOLKS SO a crazy person had a big brain and said “what if fluffynightkiller x xpressolight” and i just gotta say that i began to ascend to the next dimension, so i’m now writing some xpressonightlightkiller (that’s the best amalgamation of the shipnames) and here is just the part i spedran, which is only 346 words but drawing brain now takes priority for a little while.
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Ccino is tired.
So tired.
All so very exhausted over the past week. Everyday, during different breaks he’d been visited. And loved. Given affection. So much affection.
 “What’d I do to deserve all this?” He mutters to himself, confused and sleep deprived. He does not know what to do now. How does he tell one group that he also loves the other? How would they react? Who does he tell first?
 A buzz from his phone alerts Ccino to a message.
 “Oh great. Dream wants to hang out…”
 Ccino sighs, closing his eyes, wondering if he could just sleep already, all the while still milling over ideas on how to confess how he feels to four different people.
His eyes shoot open as he sits upright in his chair, a new light in his eyes. Finally! An idea!
 “I can just tell Dream! He’s understanding and supportive!”
 Grabbing his phone and texting a reply quickly, Ccino leaps out of his chair to search for something to change into, scratching the back of a cat or two on his way to his wardrobe.
Before he reaches the wardrobe, however, Ccino’s foot lands on a stray pant leg, causing him to slip. Crashing straight into the floor, Ccino looks up with a tired sigh, noticing just how much of a mess his apartment is at the moment.
Putting his hands to his face, Ccino begins muttering a stream of different words, all muddled together in a storm of anxiety and rapid calculating of how long it will take for Dream to reach his apartment. He looks up in terror when he hears the doorbell ring, realising he’d wasted too much time panicking, when a much more… easily concerned boyfriend is at the door to his supposed to be clean and tidy apartment.
“OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD OH GO oh dear god why now…”
Ccino’s voice goes from scared and higher pitched to sleepy as he gets up, carefully navigating his apartment until he reaches the door.
 ‘How did I get in a relationship with four actors at once?! This is madness!’
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Alright yeah. It’s loving Ccino hours, everybody! Actually it’s loving Ccino hours all the time but especially right now. 
Studio au belongs to @zu-is-here 
Ccino belongs to i actually kinda forgot uhhhhh help
Dream (and Nightmare when he shows up) belong to Joku
Cross (when he also shows up) belongs to Jakei
Killer (WHEN HE ALSO SHOWS UP) belongs to rahafwabas (please tell me i spelt that right)
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tangled-cl0wn-core · 3 years
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Where, besides Tumblr, can people find you doing fannish things? (Obviously only mention sites and usernames you actually want to be found at. Don’t expose your secret identities on my account.)
What other names have you gone by on these platforms, including Tumblr, if any?
When did you join the IT fandom? And what got you into fandom, to begin with?
What are your favorite ships, or characters, if any, and why? What do they mean to you?
In what ways do you participate in fandom? (ex. Posting memes, reblogging/commenting on content, writing fanfic, making fanart, creating fanmixes, etc.)
Do you have any in-fandom inspirations? Other members of the community that drive you? (And if you have the time/energy, in what ways do they inspire you?)
Name and link some of your favorite works, please!
Do you have any works of your own that you feel particularly proud of, or wish more people would’ve consumed? Please provide links if possible.
Have you ever participated in a fannish event (ie. IT Week, a fic Big Bang) or applied to be a part of a fanzine? If so, which ones, and can you please link them?
Without any form of bashing or lashing out, what is something you feel this fandom is missing?
 HI!! since you asked before sending it, I knew this was coming but my First Cool Guy Tumblr Ask is so neat,, anyway!!
This is my only IT-specific account, but I post almost everything I draw on my instagram, https://www.instagram.com/fabricsofteners/ (I don't know how people make links cool on tumblr aaa) I also have an AO3, https://archiveofourown.org/users/tangledheadphonecord , where I might post this one really long fic I’m working on (maybe not, as it’s super lame but God am I putting in work)? But mostly it’s just really old stuff atm, and no IT content right now - just some random drabbles from past hyperfixations tbh.
I used to be ‘fabricsofteners’ everywhere besides here - tangledheadphonecord is a username I used for my tumblr because I want a change from the fabricsofteners brand, as I've had it for quite a few years and have just grown kind of bored - just waiting a bit to change my instagram user. I also used to be ‘unbrandedmarkers’ like, three years ago on instagram? but, that era ended fast. I think I might have an old Tumblr under some variation of ‘fabric softener’ but honestly even if anything is up on it I’d probably be embarassed to look at it now.
I watched IT for the first time in 2019, I believe, but wasn’t really in the fandom until actually like, April of this year. I entered the fandom and developed a hyperfixation (sobs) by complete mistake - I read all the fics for michael mell/rich goranski on ao3, and was on a camping trip and wanted to read some Homosexual Fanfiction and literally remembered IT on a whim (rich-to-richie association) and read a bunch of Reddie fics, and it was all down (up?) hill from there.
Unshockingly, I’m sure, Reddie is my number one favourite IT ship. I’m also an enjoyer of Benverly, as well as Stanley/Patty - IT is like, the only fandom where I actually like the canon ships. I do also think Streddie/Stozier is really cute and Bill/Mike (unsure of the shipname?) is nice when I see it!! I think Reddis is cute because I am a total sucker for best-friends-to-lovers, as well asthe  ‘I tease everyone but mostly you’ and the ‘I’m so tired of you bullying me but if you ever stop I’ll cry’ and... just, the entire dynamic that they have. Stanley/Patty - there is no reasoning, I just want Stanley to be happy. Benverly - the way they were each other’s first Meaningful Interactions in so like?? agony, they’re so cute. They both deserve to be happy, and I’m so happy they find that happiness in each other. 
As for characters - Richie is absolutely my favourite. I (unfortunately /hj) kin and relate to him on so many levels it hurts. Having a character that feels that fear of their sexuality because of a horrible environment is painfully real. covering up struggles with humour and all that?? yeah, mood (also, crushing on your best friend-). What he means to me, in a sense, isn’t really canon - I read strictly fix-it fics, because I want to feel that hope that like fanon Richie, I don’t have to hide forever. I can be myself and be happy. Obviously I can’t much look to the movies or anything for that but hey - what’re Andy or Stephen gonna do, tell me to stop reading fics? 
I also really like Stanley!! I don’t,, have a reason. I just think he’s adorable and I love his dynamic with the other Losers a lot. Stanley breathed like, once, and instantly became a comfort character and not even I know why at this point, he just is. Eddie & Bev are up there, too - honestly, Bill is the only Loser I don’t have a strong attachment too. And honestly, he’s growing on me rapidly.
I mostly draw whatever my goblin hyperfixated brain can think of, as well as rebloging just about every post that I see and like (art, jokes, edits, fics, etc.) - I start and stop a lot of fics, maybe one day I’ll finish one but as of yet I have not... Sigh.
I honestly don’t think I do have anyone to tag for inspiration? I follow IT blogs but none I would go to for inspiration (no offense to any mutuals-) inspiration for me is mostly just seeing a pose and going ‘okay’ and suddenly I have a drawing - I have no clue what happens in between.
So, my current all-time favourite IT fic atm is https://archiveofourown.org/works/18213215/chapters/43087232, though I will say it’s a really heavy fic and to read with caution. Going away from Angst, any ‘famous Reddie’ AUs are amazing, but I constantly reread the entire https://archiveofourown.org/series/1560019 series. It’s cute and funny and I THRIVE for domestic Reddie content. 
Actually not Reddie, I throughly enjoyed https://archiveofourown.org/works/23201011 for giving me the Mike content the movies have robbed me of for too long, as well as https://archiveofourown.org/works/25262698 which is pure stanlon greatness and made my heart flutter for the boys more than once.
I don’t really have any IT fics up of my own creation, and honestly my reception in way of Tumblr notes is far better than I expected so honestly, I have none to link lol. As long as I get minimun interaction I will thrive.
I wish I could say I’ve been in anything like a zine or anything, but I have not! I’m relatively new to the fandom (and having a social media dedicated to one thing) so I wouldn’t even know where to begin to join or be qualified for one, y’know? I’ve done art weeks in the past and found them incredibly fun but haven’t seen any for IT - but if anyone does happen to know of any... Feel free to send them my way-
As for the last question - other than like, hyping up Chosen and Jeremy just as much as we do the other IT kids (which, honestly I’m not even sure if is still a problem - I’ve just seen posts about it and it’s made me wary), I’m not sure? I’ve honestly not encountered anything in the fandom I find awful and honestly, for a fandom about a movie that is... Well, IT, I’ve really just kind of enjoyed my time in the fandom thus far?
(I will say we need 200% more attention being drawn to 1990s adult Eddie Kaspbrak, who is one of the most beautiful men I have ever seen - but I also feel that way about James Ransone, so I’m not mad.)
(Also, we should be calling out the 1990s IT more, I watched it recently and it’s so bad /lh)
Anyway!! I feel like this answer was incredibly long and I am so sorry!! But like, thank you so much for asking me anything at all fihabsfhbafb I thrive at any chance to talk about the dumb clown movie. (Also, i’m sorry I say ‘honestly’ so much-)
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clawsout83 · 3 years
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ML S4-E1: Vérité/Truth Reaction
Hey! Well, usually, I stay up to date about the episodes airing, but, I don’t know, maybe working 3rd shift made me lose track of time and I completely missed it. Hopefully, @melyxan posted me a link to the newest episode in French, English subbed. Here’s my reaction to the episode :)
New intro music? Hmm.... not a fan...
To fix the Peacock Miraculous, mix molten gold and meteorite dust, and add a peacock feather.... Are the Miraculous made of meteorite? Do they have a part of their animal as a core like Harry Potter’s universe wands? Interesting...
LoL even Gabriel’s apron has Gabriel logo on it.... Come on....
The hidden version of the peacock miraculous with Gabriel is golden, and Adrien’s hidden version of his ring and LB’s earrings is silver... Could be useful later... or not...
In French, Duusu’s ‘gender’ seems to be male. I wasn’t sure until now...
Papillombre’s design sucks... Can’t believe Gabe’s a successful designer... 🤢
Tikki trying hats is just so cute :)
Kwamis chaos XD
Marinette’s convo with the girls is just cringy... soooooo cringy
The girls assuming Adrien is at her house because she’s acting weird
Marinette repeatedly calling Luka ‘Adrien’... poor boy... Someone said something about Luka snapping at Marinette telling her that he’s not Adrien... Might happen, might not
He’s so patient it gives me cavities from the sweetness
Ladybug and Chat Noir cutouts at the cinema... I wondered why they were so obvious, and why the cinema was so empty...
One of the movie posters’ title is “La Carie” [the cavity]
“My guitar is my only family”... gods... I’ve watched it before writing my reactions, and I couldn’t have known how important this was at that moment...
The lukanette moment every fan was waiting for :’(
I can see that Marinette really loves and cares for him. She wants to be in love with him...
“I’m the Guardian, my identity must stay even more a secret. TIKKI!!! SPOTS ON!!!!!!!” Can you say that louder? Papillombre couldn’t hear you from his lair....
I hear pigeons, I see birds... M. Pigeon #what, now? 73? And it took them all the movie time to defeat him? They’re getting lazy...
She forgets her dates with Luka, she forgets her patrols with Chat...
Throwing Chat off the building... and he acts like “Hey! Worth it! At least, she’s here now!” XD
At least, he’s not mad at her. He understands what it feels like to have a busy life, after all. He’s just so used to it, and she’s not. She’s working on it, and he knows it. Chat’s too precious.
How much do we bet she came back and the ice cream was all melted?
Wow, even Adrien got to free himself for Kitty Section...
I’ll never get over Rose singing XD
Hmm... funny... the movie poster “Le coquelicot” was in the movie theatre and at the bridge, but I looked for it and couldn’t find anything, except for a Ghibli movie “La colline aux coquelicots” [From Up to Poppy Hill] Wonder if it’ll have a role later in the series...
Oh! Theory time! Will we know about Luka’s father? (Spoiler: we will...)
Yikes... Try to tell the truth without telling the truth... It’s easy to say she makes fake excuses to disappear, but it’s also easy to see that she tries her best to please him and her friends...
“Even if you’re still in love with Adrien, I’ll understand.” Luka’s too precious... I repeat myself, but it’s true. 
I never really liked Luka (not disliked) because I’ve never really got to see how he was, but he’s really a sweet, patient and understanding, opened-mind boy who just wants to love and be loved. He doesn’t even ask her to be in love with him, just to be honest with him. Luka, you’re now up to my Top 3 favorite characters from the show!
Hmm... the possession was fast! I mean, they’re still in their conversation and like, 2 seconds later, boom! Akumatized. 
How do you call that, btw? Akumatized and, what, Amokized? Amokatized? What about both? Like a shipname? Akumokatized? Amokumatized? Help me, guys...
Luka fights Papillombre with all he’s got... “Run, Marinette!” Yup, he fights ‘til the end
Ok... Wiki time. I was curious about Pharo, the sentimonster, and looked around on Google and Wikipedia, and found this. Please take that with open-mind since I have nothing much. “Le Pharo” is a district in Marseille. Its name comes from “l’Anse du Farot” that had a lookout on the see. The word “farot” means “phare” [lighthouse]. It works perfectly with the spotlight Pharo uses to paralyze his victims
Both Luka’s akumatized versions didn’t have mouth, and where about speaking...
Rose’s faith in Marinette is cute “she’s the most honest girl in the world”... If only she knew...
I actually like Vérité’s design... makes me think of Nightwing
Aaaaaand it’s confirmed! Jagged is Luka’s father!! (Am I surprised? Not so much...)
Why do I feel like, later in their adulthood, in their roomplay, they’re gonna use Chat’s tail??? (I read too many fics, please send help...)
“I’m here to know if I’m your son.” - “It’ll depend on who you are.” Jagged says that like there are many possibilities....
“Luke, I’m your father”
Jagged admitting he wouldn’t be a good father and he preferred to stay away. Maybe Luka wasn’t happy to not have a father, but he had a mother who looks like she loved him. My sis raised her daughter without a father (because he’s an alcoholic PoS), and she doesn’t lack of love and is happy with their family of 2.
And Jagged admitting under Vérité’s influence that his son is awesome
Tom and Sabine playing video games XD
Protective Tom 💖
Ah! The cardboard cutouts to the rescue! That’s why they were obvious!
Chat’s puns don’t sound the same in French...
The gifts chest is still full
Plagg really destroyed Atlantis
Ladybug’s top 3 of Chat’s qualities, and what she like the most is his humor. So, Ladybug does find Chat funny, just not when they’re fighting!
Nope, Chat doesn’t rock the white lipstick as he did the black one
As long as they stay the same, Chat is perfectly okay with Ladybug being the Guardian. Whatever happens, he only needs to stay with her, and that’s just tooth-rotting sweet
Confirmed: Cataclysm doesn’t destroy a sentimonster. Lady Noire using it on Reflectdoll did exactly the same. To get rid of a sentimonster, no choice but to break the ‘amokatized’ object
LB and CN fighting without speaking to each other shows how much they understand each other as well
“If fighting a supervillain is so much fun, I can’t imagine your everyday life”... Do I really have to go there?
“There’s only when I’m with you that I have fun” Even if he tries to move on from Ladybug because of Kagami, he still loves and cherishes what they have :)
Lukanette is no more...
Jagged is trying (even in the subtitles, they put a smiley face)
No Lukanette, no Adrinette for her... “🎵🎶Ce n’est pas le moment. Il faut être patient. Être patient... 🎵🎶”
Kaalki, you’ve never ever seen a human crying??
Kwamis group hug 💖💖💖
Far from being “as chocking as Chat Blanc“ like Astruc implied, this was a nice episode with not-so-much-surprising surprises. We now know where Lukanette stands, we know where Luka comes from (wait... is Jagged Juleka’s father too????? Because if not, we still have a mystery to solve!!)
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mcmaraudonald · 5 years
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My wishlist for 911 lone star:
- let Owen have a breakdown and let TK worry a looot (yep I am a horrible person)
- let there be more medical accuracies. and let Liv Tyler kick some more ass. Cause she is a badass.
- let liv tyler flirt with Owen some more. Like a lot more. (Is there already a shipname? Gotta love me some captain love)
- let Paul have his own god damn story line and tell me more about him cause I love him uff pleeeease
- more bad ass marjan please too. She is a goddamn goddess! And let her be proud goddamnit.
- SLOW BURN Tarlos please. Like give me all the stolen glances, give me mutual pining, misunderstandings, developing friendship, almost kisses. Like all the typical cheesy stuff cause why the fuck not.
- tell me about TKs addiction about his mother, show me more of the conflict Judd just broke loose. Hell if you have to dear writers a little more pain but like only for 3 seconds and then I want my father son hug.
So I am gonna stop now. I am an addict. I am sorry.
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five-wow · 5 years
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i watched 10.20! thoughts under the cut, as always.
steve running away from his memories in slow motion is how we start out and i should have expected that because i’ve seen this as a preview but still, oh gosh. (i also just have... so many things to say about all of the parental figures we’re shown steve is thinking of and all of their many, many failings, but that would turn into far too long a meta analysis of steve’s life to even start in on it now. (it makes me so mad though. urgh. you ruined a perfectly good human! look, it’s got, well, about a million issues, really. slow mo beach running means things are either romantic or very bad in fiction world, and i regret to say it’s not the former for steve.))
tani rolls over in bed and it’s empty but it’s empty because junior has been up making her a HUGE BREAKFAST. HE IS WEARING AN APRON. I AM IN FAVOR OF THIS.
i already know tani has some issues with self worth relationships and that they work it out at the end of the episode (i’ve seen the gifs of junior offering to be less sweet and tani telling him VERY RIGHTFULLY that he wouldn’t know how) so i’m not extremely worried, but ahhh, it’s still so sad to see junior put in all this adorable effort that tani fully deserves and tani just doesn’t know how to accept it. heartbreaking from both angles, nooo.
ALSO, tani says she usually just grabs a coffee on her way to work and junior says “yeah, and you’re usually late because of it” and i literally today wrote a paragraph for a fic where i claim that tani is usually first at the office these days (because danny forces steve and junior to sit down for breakfast with him), so way to debunk my writing, canon that i clearly should have just watched a week ago so i could have avoided this situation. :p
“i shouldn’t have asked you to stay over.” ack. no. junior’s face is breaking my heart now, too.
and then he STARTS CLEANING UP. jfc, boy, we already know you’re a saint, you don’t have to keep proving it when you’re looking like a kicked puppy.
ahhh i just realized that if danny is not in this episode because he’s... idk, visiting family again? and junior is staying over at tani’s place, then steve is home alone. that’s bad timing, guys.
ah, RIGHT. he’s not home alone, because gerard hirsch broke in and started drinking his coffee. i’m having flashbacks to sang min, ha.
fdjkfdjkfd okay, this is a good scene, though. eddie! steve’s faces! steve LEAVING THE THE DOORS UNLOCKED becuase he doesn’t like running with his keys! also what, he came in through the back door and he apparently leaves the front door open too, like... just in case? STEVE NO.
aha, danny’s on spring break with the kids! okay, danny, you know what, you forgot someone. home alone: fully grown navy seal edition.
hirsch: “so, i’m guessing reyrei is now official.” fjdkfd i never quite know how to feel when shows include shipnames in their canon because it’s usually very weird, but i appreciate the effort, i think!
i’ve genuinely enjoyed hirsch’s reappearance so far, but as soon as he took tani to meet his uncle (who is now a suspect in a murder cold case) i knew there was going to be an uncomfortable comment about tani being pretty and yes, yes, there was. i mean. i guess i got to enjoy being right?
hirsch: “i know from personal experience she does not respond to talk like that.” okay!!! you know what, i can actually work with that. hirsch is learning, developing, maybe ditching his grosser habits. as long as they’re not going back on that in this same episode, that’s good!
very convenient to have the guy you’re questioning already hooked up to a machine that tattles on his heartrate, haha.
tani: “he made me breakfast.” hirsch: “that monster!” i am. i am actually starting to like hirsch in this episode and it is very strange but very nice.
fjdkfdjk junior says that he knows for a fact that danny got everybody “one of those” (an alexa) for christmas, and i LOVE THAT because it’s wonderful continuity with 10.16, when steve calls on alexa to prove he’s going on a date and they make a whole point of mentioning that danny bought him the thing. also, though, danny, bud - i don’t know how great it is to give all of your friends the temptation to let amazon spy on their lives even more than it already does. maybe go for socks next year.
junior unloads on lou and then they have a tiny dance party in the car and that’s so unexpectedly cute, omg.
very random, but i just really appreciate duke. he’s been there from the very beginning and he’s still giving the team these valuable little bits of needed exposition on the regular. he’s very loyal and drama free and it’s always nice to see his face. shout out to duke.
the old roommate of hirsch’s uncle tells a story that sounds very accidentally incriminating for hirsch’s uncle, which probably means the roommate is the actual murderer. i’m calling it now.
the roommate actually SAYS the uncle was the murderer! ooooh. he’s definitely guilty now.
tani agrees with me!!! only she has some actual evidence to back this claim up apart from knowing how crime show plots work, because she is a Good Detective.
steve talks the grieving widow who was part of a diamond thieving couple down from the brink of killing her husband’s killer by telling her he knows what it’s like to lose “the most important person in your life” and it’s very obvious the writers are making a point here but it’s also very good!
though i did keep getting a little distracted by how perfect this woman’s hair was after running through the woods, lying on the floor half dead, spending most of the day in hospital and then going on a violent quest for revenge. damn. diamonds buy amazing hair products and a personal styling team on call for when you’re in the middle of a crime spree/emergency, i guess.
some eddie/hirsch hints here that i’m going to ignore because oh dear god no.
i??? from the gifs i saw i assumed that the episode would end with some kind of party in the mcgarrett backyard, but that’s not what is currently happening as such, so those string lights are just... always there? oh my gosh. i have no idea if we’ve seen them before and i’m only just now paying attention to it, but more importantly, i don’t know if i want steve to have put those up himself, or danny to have bought them and forced them on steve’s garden like he forced alexa on steve, except with less moral issues connected to a tech giant harvesting your personal data.
tani opens up and she’s crying and junior tells her he’s not going anywhere (duh) and I’M crying!
junior, mid-hug: “i could totally start being meaner, if that’s what you want.” I STILL LOVE THAT. that’s so stupid and so sweet and so stupidly sweet.
oh boyyy, while everyone is having their social moments somewhere in the house, steve is hiding out in his garage and listening to his father telling him not to be a cop on tape. AWESOME. I’M SURE THAT’S FUN AND OKAY AND NOT SETTING UP ANYTHING. this is also why this steve needs a danny in his life, because it’s definitely high time for some agressively caring emotional support to be forced upon this man.
annnnd he gets a call from a british guy who wants to hand deliver him a package from doris.
steve just. hangs up on the guy. omg. perfect. please keep doing that and maybe just, wait for danny and the kids to come home and hug them and take like, a little mental health break? instead of, you know, breaking your mental health, over stuff your mother did, again? gosh.
i will admit i really enjoyed hirsch in this episode! i did not see that coming (and it probably won’t make me like him more in previous episodes) but it was a delightful surprise. and TANI AND JUNIOR, ahhh, i am proud of them and their communication and i love them and junior is the best and tani is perfect. did i mention that i love them? i do. i love them.
(re: the steve angst, i refuse to get myself more worked up about that than i low key already am constantly, so i’m electing to mostly ignore it for now. i’ll see what happens next friday. whatever it is, it’s going to happen whether i want it to or not, so best to make it as painless for myself as possible.)
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is it willyss or wilyss please tell me for the love of god i feel like i'm at a spelling bee and on the verge of a mental breakdown because of a god damn shipname
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