#god. father of the year this guy ๐๐๐
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so. I never looked thru kerry's laptop b4 (fake fan ik) because it's j honestly something I overlooked, and tbh if u ask me, it's really easy to overlook where it is. but. christ man. this shit is just upsetting.
kinda with kerry on that one, too, like yeah he was definitely a passive aggressive shit stirrer in that response but why tf are we involving the kids in y'all's bullshit? pitting y'all's kids against each other? Like Man. Mannnn.
Ohhh they were so toxic huh ๐ญ
(some more thoughts abt this below)
'this is no place for children', is probably something she told him before, or some variation of it I'm sure, critiquing how his lifestyle could be a bad influence on the kids perhaps? Definitely he should learn to effectively communicate in a mature way without throwing that in her face, like Kerry's legit just being a shit stirrer with that, and she really was like 'lol fine if we're gonna play that game' and had no trouble out doing him there ๐ญ
before even reading these I already thought he'd be one to buy their love, but this kinda confirms it for me. there's also other instances of Kerry throwing money when he can't do more to support (PL coma ending), so honestly, think Louise kinda got him on that one ๐ญ๐ญ
And at least? He tried to backtrack with suggesting they go on a trip together since they, for whatever reason, can't go to his place?
'they were all pleasantly surprised to know they have a father after all' Ugh I already thought he wasn't around much even when they were a family under one roof, and I can just imagine that rift just growing wider with Louise getting the kids and moving away and what seems to be her influencing whatever image they already have of him
Also KERRY GIRL ๐ญ๐ญ spend time with them!! connect with your children, man!!!! I can kinda get why he wouldn't want to go on a family trip with Louise because I'm sure neither of them are gonna make it fun for each other between arguments and the resentments they clearly have for each other and all the petty snipes, but UGH she literally just called yr ass out for buying their love and being an absent father and here you are literally proving her right. Kerry babe c'monnnn, why don't YOU take them on a trip
tho I wonder if that'll be an easy thing to set up if Louise is the one who has custody and does NOT seem to like his ass nor how he is as a father ๐ and if she's willing to involve the kids in their bullshit I'm sure she's willing to not make it easy? I mean, it is common for resentful ex partners to weaponize custody
But also, her bringing up the fact the kids want to come see him in the first place must be something right? She's at least willing? Sorta? While Kerry is just keeping them at arms length.
Maybe the reason he doesn't want them to come over is because he doesn't want them to see how he's been living? The state of the house, how he's been, etc. But it's also like, dude, c'mon. You gotta make an effort to see them. Why don't YOU go over there then, get yourself a hotel room and plan some fun things to do during the day and spend a couple days there? Like???? There are solutions here?????? It's just a matter of effort.
I do have a draft somewhere about how I think their relationship was, some headcanons, etc, perhaps I'll post it
#god. father of the year this guy ๐๐๐#i know Louise probably has good reasons to resent his ass. i doubt he was a good father or even a husband.#i just really do not agree with involving yalls kids in conflicts or arguments as parents#as a child of divorce i have a lot of opinions on that one ๐๐#kerry eurodyne#ult speaking#cyberpunk 2077
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appendix touch โง max verstappen
max verstappen x ferrari! fem! reader
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the beloved ferrari heiress just had her appendix removed, and now the whole world is convinced that she's going to start an epidemic
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yn_ferrari I understand that, without my agreement, my father has put out an instagram story this afternoon that makes it seem like Iโm dying. This is true, I do feel like Iโm dying. Iโm having my appendix removed.
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maxverstappen1 Will get that win for you ๐
โณ yn_ferrari no, thanks โค๏ธ
โณ papaferrari Please let Carlos/Charles win for Y/Nโs faster recovery ๐
username SHEโS SO UNSERIOUS ๐ญ
oscarpiastri ๐คจ
โณ yn_ferrari poet of the century
alex_albon Been there, done that
โณ yn_ferrari teach me your ways, master
username THANK GOD ITโS JUST AN APPENDIX
username get well soon mother
carlossainz55 Get well soon, mi hermana ๐
โณ yn_ferrari soy lago
โณ landonorris stop copying me ๐
charles_leclerc Fake ๐คญ
โณ yn_ferrari iโll pinch your appendix with my bare hands so youโd know how it feels
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โณ yn_ferrari look away, my love ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ
scuderiaferrari Get well soon, Boss โค๏ธ
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scuderiaferrari Patient 0, Patient 1, and Charles ๐ The gang is finally back in a land down under ๐ฆ
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username Y/N YOU BETTER STAY AWAY FROM CHARLES ๐ญ
papaferrari My children ๐ง๐ง๐ง
username favorite trio ever
username the fact that we won't be seeing them together again next year ๐
yn_ferrari admin... what's with the caption? ๐
โณ scuderiaferrari Hi boss, please don't fire me
charles_leclerc I'm a survivor โค๏ธโ๐ฉน
โณ yn_ferrari you're next ๐น
โณ papaferrari Don't say that kind of thing, I can't have all of my children go through the same surgery three weeks in a row
โณ charles_leclerc ๐คช๐คช๐คช yn_ferrari
โณ carlossainz55 We'll try again next time yn_ferrari
username she's got that appendix touch, because every appendix that she touches starts to burst ๐คท๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝโ๏ธ
โณ yn_ferrari HELP ๐
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yn_ferrari beyond proud of what you guys achieved today, words can't describe how i feel! and no, contrary to popular belief i had nothing to do with max's dnf ๐ฎโ๐จ
ps. someone said i've got the appendix touch, soo... if you're interested just hit me up
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maxverstappen1 ๐โโ๏ธ
maxverstappen1 Enjoy it while it lasts, Schat ๐
โณ yn_ferrari I will ๐ฝ
redbullracing You're temporarily banned from our garage๐
โณ yn_ferrari I DIDNT DO ANYTHING?!
โณ redbullracing A source spotted you touching the rear wing of Max's car ๐
โณ yn_ferrari THAT'S A LIE.... scuderiaferrari STEP UP?
โณ scuderiaferrari Sorry, we're too focused on celebrating P1 and P2
โณ mercedesamgf1 Wow, can't relate scuderiaferrari
username why is there a video of you running down the pitlane after race, pls explain ๐ญ
โณ yn_ferrari i was watching the race with max at red bullโs hospitality ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
carlossainz55 Us 1 - Appendicitis 0 ๐พ
โณ yn_ferrari yes sir ๐ซก
charles_leclerc Can I have my appendix removed too? papaferrari
โณ papaferrari No
landonorris Do mine next, I need to win
alex_albon Can I have my appendix removed again?
โณ yn_ferrari control your man lilymhe ๐ญ
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username FORZA FERRARI SIEMPRE
โณ yn_ferrari rrrAAAGHHHH ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
scuderiaferrari We're so happy, our appendix literally burst ๐ฅน
โณ username new merch idea?
โณ scuderiaferrari Noted ๐
papaferrari Dinner on me tonight ๐ carlossainz55 charles_leclerc
โณ charles_leclerc Finally
โณ carlossainz55 On my way!
โณ maxverstappen1 Can I come too?
โณ papaferrari I guess so, Y/N would be mad if I didn't invite you
โณ charles_leclerc Max got a pity invite ๐คญ
โณ yn_ferrari KEEP MY BOYFRIEND'S NAME OUT OF YOUR F-ING MOUTH
โณ lewishamilton Can i come? ๐ค
โณ carlossainz55 My wound is still fresh...
โณ yn_ferrari LET HIM HAVE THIS ONE, SIR. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT YEAR ๐ค
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max verstappen x singer!fem reader // smau
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ynusername my new album is now officially out on all platforms! thank you so so much for all of the love and support, and special thanks to sab for her feature on the song <33 love u bb girl ๐ซฆ๐ซฆ now that the album's out, tour next!!! see you all soon!
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user1 THE ALBUM OUT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
user2 i cannot be normal about this i fear
user3 ik her back hurts from CARRYING the music industry on her back ๐ฉ
user4 hey so WHO TF IS SO AMERICAN ABOUT?? A LOVE SONG
user5 y/n writing a love song in god's year of 2024... wow
user6 y/n in the top 10 charts, fork found in kitchen
user7 sabrina and y/n are never beating the gf allegations
ynusername damn right we're not ๐
user7 HOLY SHIR HOKY SHIT HOKST SHUT
user8 y/n's in love and it's not with me, hanging myself as we speak
user9 the comment is gonna get reported but so real op
๏ฟผuser8 can't a woman hang herself in peace ๐ฃ
user10 album's such a banger i had this shit bumpin at my grandmas funeral ๐๐ผ rest in piece nancy ๐๏ธ๐ช๐ป
user11 OH MY GOD???
user12 rest in piece nancy you would've loved make you mine ๐
ynusername oh my god please tell me your joking
user10 sorry queen the grind never stops
ynusername NO SHOT
maxverstappen1 great album! ๐๐ผ
user13 why does he text like my father ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
user14 brother eughh
user15 what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas
ynusername thank you max!!!
user16 y/n l/n to redbull in 2025
user17 hellurrrrr who is this man in ur likes y/n
user18 f1 driver!!
user17 Y/N NO ATHELETES PLEAEJEWK ๐ซต
user18 tour content soon??? i'm sat
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user19 bro looks like he snuck onto earth, get his ass outta here
user20 grammy-award winner, vogue cover model, new york university graduate and Some Fucking Guy
user21 not y'all coming to her defense like the mighty morphin power rangers ๐๐ he's literally a world class athete and she writes pop music
user20 17.172.224.47
user21 IS THAT MY IP ADDRESS??
user20 melinda charleton
user22 IS THAT HIS MOTHER'S NAME!!?1?1!
user20 you want me to do you too???
user22 no we good ๐
user23 ruth bader ginsberg did not die for this
user24 now wtf does this have to do with babe ruth ๐คจ
user25 WHOOOOO ๐ง
user24 ... that wasn't right was it

user26 now let's be fr he does NAWT have a chance
user27 have u seen the marble-carved ๏ฟผ goddesses these men pull, i fear he does ๐
user28 please no i feel ill
user29 TWO???? OH HELL NAW
user30 two might be pushing it, only one was confirmed
user31 jesus christ
user32 first taylor, now this
user33 yall, all he commented was great album ๐๐ yall are LEAPING to conclusions
user34 what can i say it's an art
user35 i do not see ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ

user36 no like ๐๐ im in your walls
user37 haha max verstappen!! right!!! (theres a sniper at ur location)
user38 omg ur so right ๐คฉ it is about him (i have a bomb strapped to my chest)
user39 i dont mean to sound stupid, idk who that man is, if i saw him on the streets i wouldnt know a thing ๐ฅฑ
user40 this is so random too like what ๐ญ
user41 the power of kindness won't work here, i have to throw him off a building
user42 i used to be a max verslsjjwwo lover ๐คฉ now im just a max verslsjjwwo hater ๐

user43 NURSE ๐ซต SHE'S OUT AGAIN
user44 why would u put that into the universe ๐ง
user45 alright, lets get you to bed grandma
user46 mari stop being delusion and go touch grass ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
user47 ENOUGHHHH
user48 ain't no way in hell ๐ญ
user49 ik ur feet hurt from all this jumping to conclusions babe
user50 lets leave the parkour to the athletes ๐
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ynusername italy thanks for letting me be inside you (; it was such a lovely show, expect me back asap!!!!
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user51 IT WAS SO GOOD I THNK I BLACKED OUT THE WHOLE TIME THO
user52 oh!
user51 oh so now this isn't a safe space
user53 LANDO AND MAX IN TGE LIKES??? NO NO NO NO
user54 ABORT ABORT ABORT
user55 y'all are doing too much ๐ she's one of the top artists in the world, i think it's safe to say they might like her music
user56 the second picture ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธdo you need a stool cause i can kneel and be really quiet
user57 y/n fans be normal challenge (impossible!!!) (never done before)
user56 WOMP WOMP
maxverstappen1 wonderful show! ๐๐ผ you are so talented
ynusername ty max (: im glad you could come see me
user57 ain't NO WAYYYYYY
user59 THIS IS SIXKENJNG IM GONNA PUKE
sabrinacarpenter my gf looking sexy ๐ซฆ๐ซฆ๐ซฆ
ynusername only for u bbg ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
user60 BOOOO ๐ฃ๏ธ GET A ROOM
user61 do y'all need a third!!!!
user62 mamma mia pizza pasta mozzerella moment
user63 i just put u on a watchlist
user62 ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
landonorris RAHHHHHH ๐ฆ
๐ซต๐ฃ๏ธโผ๏ธ
ynusername RAHHH RAHHH RAHHH RISE POWER POWER ๐ช๐ปโผ๏ธ
user63 what the fuck
user64 OH GOD WHAT IF SHES DATING HIM????
ynusername brother eughhhh
landonorris WHAT THE FUCK????
user65 SINCE WHEN IS SHE FRIENDS WITH F1 DRIVERS HOW MANY CHAPTWRS DID I MISS
user66 apparently we all went into a universal coma while she was out galavanting cause idk how else this could've happened
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user67 someone save my girl bro, she don't know any better ๐ญ
user68 it's like a little kid trying to touch the hot stove, LIKE STOP THAT!! DON'T DO THAT
user69 am i the only one who thinks they'd be cute together....
user70 YES!?!?
user71 there is literally no fucking way he bagged her
user72 losing y/n to european f1 driver would be the biggest american tragedy since 2001
user73 i had to read this shit twice, op what r u waffling abt ๐ซต๐ง
user74 can't even be nonchalant about this one bro, i'm chalanting hard asf
user75 we do not care
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ynusername first time in monaco, safe to say i enjoyed myself! so happy to see you shine this time my love<3
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user76 oh. my. fucking. god
user77 THEYRE FUCKING DATING OH MYFODNSJ
user78 THAT SHOULD BE MEEEE HOLDING YOUR HAND THAT SHOULD BE MEEE MAKING YOU LAUGHHH ๐ค
user79 i'm in mourning
sabrinacarpenter CHEATER ๐ซต
ynusername BABY IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, IT WAS JUST ONE TIME ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ IT WAS A MISTAKE
maxverstappen1 we've been dating for 2 years??
sabrinacarpenter SHUT UP FAST & FURIOUS NO ONE ASKED YOU
user80 i'm sorry ๐ two Y EARS
user81 i feel like i just got dumped. y/n don't do this, the kids need you ๐
maxverstappen1 i got p1 for you, i love you ๐ซถ๐ผ
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four-tune favours the bold (mv1)
pairing: max verstappen x alonso!reader [smau]
summary: having won his fourth world title, max finds no better time to tell your father that you're dating (and to maybe also get his blessing)
warnings: none (i think)
a/n: now that we finally have M4X (yipeeeeee), can we please get goatlonso back, preferably in the next few years (pls let the newey rocketship work)
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y/n_priv reactions after max told me he had told dad about us (he lied)
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blackdontcrack max stop sending your girlfriend into a heart attack, she's already getting one from your kids
fatherofthree she learnt that one from you and roscoe ๐ blackdontcrack HEY. my son is very well behaved
notnowinsnomore I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WONT JUST TELL HIM, IT'S NOT THAT HARD MAX
fatherofthree DO YOU WANT TO TELL HIM FOR ME ๐คจ๐คจ๐คจ notnowinsnomore NO???? DO YOU THINK I WANT TO DIE??? notnowinsnomore IT'S ALSO YOUR RELATIONSHIP, NOT MINE
honeyhoney you've got to give him like 10 years to process that you're even in the same social sphere as his daughter...good luck man
fatherofthree thanks dan ๐ fatherofthree padel later? y/n_priv no? we have our date??? ๐ง๐ง๐ง honeyhoney you beating up max now y/nnie? y/n_priv ๐๐
yourbff_priv babes ditch the men for me ๐
y/n_priv yes wifey ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ fatherofthree @/yourbff_priv stop stealing MY girlfriend yourbff_priv skill issue
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fatherofthree stopped her from becoming blonde and still got kisses xoxo
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notnowinsnomore that second picture is exactly is what's gonna put you on top of fernando's kill list
fatherofthree no it wont notnowinsnomore yes it will inchident_no1 yes it will blackdontcrack yes it will honeyhoney yes it will ima5starmichelin yes it will buzzlightyear yes it will y/n_priv yes it will fatherofthree ok maybe it will. but fernando doesn't need to know
inchident_no1 your rendition of my heart goes on is truly...
y/n_priv truly what CHARLES? say it with your pussy fatherofthree YEAH WHAT SHE SAID inchident_no1 rubbish ๐ y/n_priv BOOOOOOO YOU'RE RUBBISH
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y/n_priv PUTTING IT ALL ON BLACK! VIVA LAS VEGAS BABY ๐คฉ YOU ARE WELCOME TO JOIN US AT THE MGM UNTIL THURSDAY MORNING @/f1
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inchident_no1 should've bet on red ๐ wouldn't have lost you 100k
spicysugarbaby agreed ๐คญ blackdontcrack well i SEVERELY disagree since we won 250k on the next spin on black so.... fatherofthree I LEAVE YOU ALONE WITH THEM FOR 10 MINUTES AND YOU'VE ALREADY BET 250K??? y/n_priv yeah but it's an investment babe ๐
antman can i join you guys? ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
y/n_priv not yet little kimi, in another three years (i think; i'll take you to the casino then myself โบ๏ธ) y/n_priv and yes you too @/we_are_barebears we_are_barebears YESSSSS ๐
f1 can i come over pls pls
y/n_priv of course admin โค๏ธ f1 yay ๐
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yourusername feeling right at home here, dressed and betting on red
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user1 HOLY LORD MOTHER IS FINALLY BACK TO SERVE CUNT IN THE PADDOCK ๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฅต
user2 the sexy spanish alonso genes are real with this one yourusername i would hope so! ๐ฅฑ user3 istg ive never seen a spanish person look bad in red
user4 GOD REALLY GIVES US Y/N AS AN APOLOGY CAUSE HOW DOES SHE EXIST????
user5 she's literally a goddess on earth user6 the face economy is unreal with her ๐ yourusername cant just be a nepo baby, gotta make papa proud ๐
user7 super hyped for vegas now that you're here with us y/n ๐คฉ
user8 hopefully we see another alonso top 10 (i can copium for a top 6) user9 he will literally dnf everyone if it means y/n gets to see him podium or win again (2023 was literally iconic) yourusername papa will be ready to make stroll do crashgate ๐ (but i've asked him to refrain for this weekend) user10 ya'll y/n's cooking ๐๐๐
user11 ERM ANYONE GONNA BRING UP PIC 3 CAUSE....
user12 YA'LL GIRLIE I WAS GONNA SAY THE SAME THING user13 who's that @/yourusername ๐คจ user14 who's that @/yourusername ๐คจ yourusername no comment ๐ฅบ๐๐ user15 whoever that is do be looking fine affff user16 also probably fearing for his life, considering she's got like ten godfathers and then over twenty drivers ready to bash a man for her ๐๐๐
user17 THE FERRARI AURA IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE ๐
fernandoalo_oficial who's that princessa
yourusername i will tell you soon papa ๐
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maxverstappen1 suited up and ready to take on vegas. ๐ช bring on the race ๐ฐ
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user18 STILL COOKING WITH A SLIGHTLY COOKED CAR, LETS GET TITLE NUMBER 4 ๐ช๐ช๐ช
user19 literally salivating over pic one, cause he's so fine ๐ฅต
user20 waiting for "2024 fia f1 world champion is max verstappen"
user21 SIMPLY LOVELY PUTTING YOURSELF INTO A STRONG POSITION
user22 getting the ladies i see in pic two ๐คฃ
user23 he knows what he wants, and what he's going to get afterwards ๐
user24 VIVA LAS VEGASSSSSS, GETTING READY TO RUMBLE
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as max stepped out of the cockpit of his red bull - his gloved hands trembling slightly - he could feel the relief coursing through him, palpable even under the thick layers of his racing suit and balaclava. the cold autumn air nipped at his damp skin, but he barely noticed, lost in the overwhelming rush of emotions.
after a very, very long season, filled with challenges both in and out of the car, he had finally done itโฆhe had won his fourth world championship.ย
as he stood there under the vegas lights, savoring this triumphant moment in front of the roaring crowd, his thoughts drifted to you.
throughout the year, your presence had always been a beacon amidst the chaos, a constant reminder of what truly mattered to him beyond the roar of engines and the glare of millions of fans. as he ran towards his team, his chest pounding and blood rushing in his ears, he thought of your earlier message, and his heart swelled with affection for you. he knew now was finally the perfect opportunity to share his love for you with the rest of the world.
as you watched max leap into the waiting arms of his jubilant crew, who slapped his back, clapping and cheering, chanting his name, you tried furiously to blink away the tears. your boyfriend had finally achieved his fourth world title, and he was making both of your wishes come true.
walking over to the other drivers, max felt the hand of another behind him. turning around, the butterflies in his stomach heaved once again, coming face to face with your father, fernando alonso. max's exuberant gaze locked onto the figure before him, and as their eyes met, max felt the familiar flutter of nervousness in his chest, a sensation he'd grown accustomed to whenever thinking of you and your father.
"max," fernando greeted him warmly, extending a strong hand. "congratulations. you've earned every bit of this championship." max clapped his hand firmly, trying to hide the slight tremble behind his grin. "thank you, fernando,โ
max blushed for a second, as fernando leant up to pinch his cheeks, while also grinning widely at him. as fernando's gaze lingered on max, he thought for a second that he had found out about the two of you, and was instead ready to pull him by the cheek in for a very obvious threat and kick to the balls.
"i must say," fernando began, his tone sincere, "you've shown remarkable resilience this season. much like myself. i hope to see you continue working hard for many years," his words carried a hint of approval.
max swallowed hard, his mind racing, as he opened his mouth to speak.
โi-iโm dating your daughter,โ maxโs heart pounded in his chest, the words tumbling from his lips before he could stop them. fernandoโs expression remained jubilant, but there was a glimmer of something unreadable in his eyes. the air between them seemed to crackle with tension.
โiโฆi didnโt know she was seeing someone,โ fernando said slowly, his voice low and controlled, as he waved to the crowd, whilst pulling max towards the other drivers. there was no denying the facts now โ fernando knew about their relationship. and while max couldnโt read the older manโs thoughts, he felt a surge of nervous energy course through him. would this revelation change things? between him and fernando?
as if sensing his turmoil, fernando turned back around abruptly, causing max to jump slightly.
fernando studied max intently, his expression unreadable. then, slowly, a small smile tugged at the corner of his lips. "but i'm glad to hear that it's you max. my daughter deserves nothing less than the best."
with those words, fernando extended his hand once more, this time with a newfound warmth that spoke volumes. max grasped it firmly, sealing a silent pact between them. as they released their grip, fernando placed a hand on max's shoulder, pulling him in. "but listen closely mijo," he said, still grinning but his voice low and conspiratorial, "you mess with my daughter, and i will not hesitate to run you off the track or run you over. if you care for her, then show her that she's your number one priority, both on and off the track."
max felt a chill run down his spine at fernando's warning, but he also sensed a strange kind of respect behind it. this was a man who protected his family fiercely, and max wanted nothing more than to earn his place within that circle.
"yes, sir," he replied fervently, meeting fernando's intense stare head-on. "she is my priority, always. i promise you, i'll do whatever it takes to make her happy and keep her safe." fernando studied him for a long moment, searching for any sign of doubt. finally, he gave a curt nod, releasing max's shoulder.
"alright then," he said, "just remember what i told you. and welcome to the family, officially." as fernando walked away, max took a deep breath, his mind already racing. he glanced around at the celebrating crowd, their faces alight with joy and admiration, and couldn't help but feel a sense of pride swell within him.
but more than anything, max yearned to share this moment with you, to bask in the glow of his victory together and celebrate the love that had sustained him throughout the season. max scanned the bustling crowd, his eyes searching for a glimpse of your familiar features amidst the sea of faces. spotting you lingering nervously near the red bull personnel, he pushed through the throng of people, making a beeline directly for you. as he drew nearer, you couldn't help but notice the look of pure adoration etched across his handsome features. his dark hair was damp with sweat, his broad shoulders still trembling slightly from the exertion of the race. but his eyes shone brightly with triumph and something far warmer - his love for you.
"y/n!" he called out, his voice ringing above the din of the party. pulling you through the celebrating crowd, he wrapped you up in a crushing embrace, lifting you off your feet. you melted into his embrace, pouring every ounce of your joy, pride, and adoration into it.
your laughter mingled with the roar of the crowd as max set you back on your feet, his hands lingering on your waist. he gazed into your eyes, his own shimmering with unshed tears of happiness. in that moment, the rest of the world faded away, leaving only the two of you, suspended in a bubble of pure bliss.
"y/n," max whispered, his voice thick with emotion, "i did it. we did it." he pressed his forehead against yours, savoring the warmth of your skin and the closeness that came with sharing such an intimate moment.
your fingers tangled in his hair, pulling him closer until your lips met in a searing kiss, pouring years of shared dreams and unspoken promises into that single, passionate gesture. the world around them melted away as max lost himself in the taste and feel of your lips, his body molding perfectly against yours. his hands roamed over your curves, tracing the contours he knew so well, as if mapping out the path to your heart.
when you finally broke apart, both panting for air, max rested his forehead against yours, his eyes shining with a mixture of triumph and tenderness. "i want to spend the rest of my life making you feel this way," he murmured, his voice rough with emotion. "i want to wake up every morning with you by my side and fall asleep every night in your arms."
he reached into his pocket, his fingers brushing against the small velvet box that had been burning a hole there since the day he decided to propose. max dropped to one knee, his heart pounding in his chest as he gazed up at you with a look of pure adoration. the crowd around them seemed to hold its collective breath, the anticipation palpable in the air.
with trembling hands, max opened the box, revealing a stunning diamond ring nestled within. the stone glittered under the bright lights of the track, casting glittering cascades of light across your face.
"y/n," max began, his voice steady despite the overwhelming emotions coursing through him, "from the moment we met, you've been the driving force behind everything i've achieved. your love, support, and unwavering belief in me have pushed me to become the best version of myself, both on and off the track."
he paused, swallowing hard as he fought back the tears that threatened to spill from his eyes.
"marry me," max breathed, his voice barely above a whisper. "become my wife. let's race through life together because i want to spend the rest of my life with you, and no one else, i love you,"
with a shaky nod, you sank to your knees before him, cupping his face in your hands as you peppered his cheeks with tender kisses. "yes," you whispered, your voice choked with emotion. "a thousand times yes."
max slid the ring onto your finger, and pulling you up with him to your feet. spinning you around once more, your laughter ringing out like the sweetest melody. the crowd surged forward, enveloping you both in a sea of congratulations and well-wishes, their excitement nearly tangible in the air.
as the celebrations continued around them, max pulled you close, his lips finding yours in a passionate kiss that left no doubt about the depth of his love and commitment. in that moment, surrounded by the people who mattered most, max knew that this was just the beginning of a lifetime of victories, both on and off the track.
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yourusername I LOVE LAS VEGAS BABYYYYY ๐ but in all honesty, i'm so so so proud of you max (more than words or actions could ever express). seeing you grow throughout the past four years into the champion you are today, is more than any gift i could ever receive. there were far more battles and challenges from this season, but you rose above them every time. you are a champion, both on and off the racetrack and you will never be alone in this world, as long as i'm here. keep them coming baby. i love you, forever and always ๐งก
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maxverstappen1 four time world champion baby!!! a season full of challenges, but with the support, dedication and the effort of the team, this result would not have been possible ๐ a huge thank you to all involved for this incredible achievement ๐
and i just want to say the biggest thank you to the love of my life, my girlfriend of four years, and now my fiancee, y/n alonso. i love you so much, and i can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you (even if your dad wants to run me over now)
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social's as oliver's girlfriend



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yourusername: goat of cheating tagged: oliver.aiku
oliver.aiku: that caption is so beta โณyourusername: that's the only thing ur good at it โณoliver.aiku: im LICHERALLY THE JAPAN FOOTBALl TEAM'S CAPTAIN โณyourusername: blah blah blah. proper name. place name. backstory stuff.
megubachi: beo hit em w the pose 28 โณeita.otoya: whats ur rank in dti โณrin.itoshi: trendsetter โณitoshi_sae: runway queen BUT IM A SINGLE STAR AWAY FROM TRENDSETTER โณkuniisuke: atleast rin's better than sae at something โณrin.itoshi: u lit lost to some tomato looking clown tfym โณyourusername: GUYS ION THINK WE REALISE RIN AND SAE JS SAID THEY PLAY DTI โณoliver.aiku: they wanna play dti w their baddies โณyourusername: the only baddie ur playing dti w is me or else its cheating โณoliver.aiku: whatever you say ma'am โณisaichii: wtf
nikkoki: MAMA E PAPA โณyourusername: yes bby โณoliver.aiku: when did this thing become our kid โณyourusername: you look like a divorced father of 6 this kid won't hurt โณoliver.aiku: understood โณchigi.who: NAHH WTH
user1: stoppp couple goalss โณyourusername: couple goals until the goal he wants is another girl in our bed โณoliver.aiku: the only goal i want is against isagi โณisaichii: why break me โณshiidoryu: i thought we were rivals pookie โณoliver.aiku: ew



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yourusername: those who know ๐๐โ โ tagged: oliver.aiku
shoei.barou: how brainrotted are u โณyourusername: ERM ACSHUALLY โณoliver.aiku: sge prefers to call it keeping up w the new gen โณyourusername: in another universe im 4 years old sitting on galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood veneer that's almost ab to break bcs of my flumptious gyatt sipping on a grimace shake watching the newest episode of skibidi toilet while mewing w alpha wolf while we wait for 3 am to call john pork โณchigi.who: holy shit i think i just ascended to another realm reading this โณreo.miikage: im all for supporting this but i cannot defend wtvr fuck u just said โณmegubachi: QUEEN BEHAVIOURRR โณshiidoryu: in another universe ong โณyourusername: MEGU AND SHIDOU GET ME โณoliver.aiku: gaslight gatekeep girlboss? โณyourusername: no. โณoliver.aiku: IM TRYING BABY
nikkoki: current roman empire is how he keeps his fuckboy and nonchalant dreadhead persona aside when he's w u โณyourusername: what can i say that's the (name) effect โณmegubachi: rizzler type shi โณyourusername: ong man
shiidoryu: i swear i saw him talking to another girl in a RING STORE AND HE WAS MEASURING HER FINGER โณyourusername: WHAT โณoliver.aiku: CAN U NOT LIKE SHUT UP IM TRYNA COOK SUM AND U GOTTA RUIN IT โณitoshi_sae: please for the love of god shidou don't stick your ass where it doesn't belong โณshiidoryu: i feel like everyone deserves my ass โณkuniisuke: babe there's no ass to give tfym
chigi.who: why is he wearing the crown when im the princess โณyourusername: mb king



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oliver.aiku: told y'all i was cookin sum tagged: yourusername
shiidoryu: WOAHH WHAT THE FUCK โณyourusername: same โณshiidoryu: congrats bitchass (mad jealous u got that ass and not me) โณyourusername: thank youuu (have u looked at sae's thighs ๐คค) โณoliver.aiku: not under my post โณyourusername: HI BBY HRU HOW WAS UR DAY ILY IDK WHAT UR TALKING AB
shoei.barou: congrats do u want tips on how to keep a ring clean and safe? โณyourusername: thank you and no im A RESPONSIBLE ADULT THANK YOU โณoliver.aiku: preach
itoshi_sae: from my side and from rin's side congrats you two โณrin.itoshi: don't need to speak for me โณitoshi_sae: well u think you're too good to congratulate people so i have to do it for the two of us โณeita.otoya: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT โณyourusername: shut up CONGRATS THANK YOU SAE AND RINN
mikka.kaiser: im going insane can someone pls fumbke and make a mistake pls i need to correct simeone ALSO CONGRATS U TWO FROM ME AND NESS โณisaichii: you know what else is insane ab u โณmikka.kaiser: what โณisaichii: NOT UR SOCCER SKILLS FOSHO โณmikka.kaiser: ITS FOOTBALL โณmikka.kaiser: wait omg do u love me is that why u said soccer so i could correct u awwww โณyourusername: THANK YOUU
megubachi: FINALLY I DONT HAVE TO SHUT UP AROUND YOU IT WAS SO HARD CONGRAYS FROM ME ISAGI BECAUSE HE'S GETTING CHASED BY NESS FOR STEALING KAISER OR SUM โณyourusername: MEGU U KNEW โนโน THANK YOUUU BTWW
aryu.jubei: the ring is very glam also congrats โณyourusername: he got that sugar daddy money AND THANK YOU โณoliver.aiku: is that all i am a sugar daddy? โณchigi.who: yes
chigi.who: CONGRATSSS FINALLY I DONT HAVE TO HEAR U SAYING HES AN UNFAITHFUL HOE โณyourusername: THANKK YOUU AND STOP I NEVER SAID THAT ARE U TRYNA BREAK OFF MY MARRIAGE BEFORE IT STARTS โณoliver.aiku: im hurt baby โณyourusername: i'll kiss the pain away โณkuniisuke: ewww gross also congrats โณyourusername: THANK YOU
karasu_tabito: congrats you two also oliver be grateful i could keep a secret and didn't tell eita โณeita.otoya: stop i thought we had something special ALSO CONGRATS โณkarasu_tabito: pls get away from me โณoliver.aiku: thabnk you man โณyourusername: THANK YOUU
nikkoki: GUYS I WAS THE PHOTOGRAPHER ILL LET U KNOW HE PLAYED NEW JEANS WHILE PROPOSING โณmikka.kaiser: EY DROP THE QUESTION DROP THE DROP THE QUESTION โณchigi.who: WANT ATTENTION WANNA WANT ATTENTION โณyourusername: YOU GIVE ME BUTTERFLIES YOY KNOW


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pretty pretty please ๐ฉถ
imagine ghost is forced to speak at a schoolโs career fair because heโs out on medical, and reader gets sent with him to chaperone. (i.e. make sure he doesnโt scare any kids to ๐. and also maybe to feed him some slightly manipulative praises so he stays in a good mood lmao)
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Youโre both standing in the principalโs office. The school was kind enough to offer you a private room since kids are a little rowdy today, and Ghost isnโt veryย fond of tiny hands tagging at his uniform and asking him โhow many people he has killedโ.
Youโre holding two balaclavas; one is black, while the other is a deep shade of army green.
โItโs either this one or that one.โ You sayย while raising both to his eye level.
He pushes your hands down and points to his skull mask. โNo.โ He states. โIโll stick with the one Iโm wearing.โ
You frustratedly shake the balaclavas to your sides. โCome on, Lieutenant,โ you plead, โyouโll scare the kids.โ
โHave you seenย kids these days?โ he asks, raising his hands. โThese fuckersย are not afraid of anything!โ
โOh god,โ You wince and toss the balaclavas on the principalโs desk. You shake your index finger at his face like a teacher disciplining a misbehaving student. โDonโt you dare to swear in front of them!โ
โHave you heard, kidsโโ
โโthese days.โ You cut him off with a flick of the wrist. โYes, but thereโs no need to reinforce bad behaviour.โ
He lets out a long exhale and places his hands on his waist. He begins pacing around the principalโs office, swearing under his breath. Youโre trying to figure out whether he needs to let it all out before his big speech or if heโs cursing the moment he has agreed to do this.
He pauses in front of a painting hanging next to a window overlooking the schoolโs playground. He slouches and places one hand on his lower back, rubbing his injury.
You approach him from behind and gently grasp his forearm.
โHey,โ you whisper, โwhatโs wrong?โ
โNothing,โ he replies sternly. โNever mind.โ
โAre you in pain? Please talk to me.โ
โIโm not in pain!โ He protests.ย โIn fact, I wasnโt in pain to begin with, when the medics decided that I was,โ he makes air quotes with his fingers, โtemporarily unfit for duty.โ
You place a palm on his lower back and begin rubbing it. He relaxes at your touch and puts one hand on the wall to support his weight.
โYou talk about not reinforcing bad behaviour,โ he murmurs, โbut Iโm not the best role model either.โ
โBullshit!โ You scowl.
โSeriously,โ he insists, โI highly doubt Iโd be here talking to kids about their future if I hadnโt been injured.โ
Heโs correct, but he doesnโt need to know that, especially now, as you wait to enter a classroom full of kids. Any other team member would be far more qualified for this role. Gaz is such a cool guy that most kids would deem him a god. Price feels like the father you wish youย had when he talks, and Soap can adapt to anyone he speaks to. Even you would be a better fit for this yearโs career fair. But, Ghost? No, not at all.
โCome on, Simon,โ you say as you continue rubbing his back. โItโs less about โbeing a role modelโ and more about relating to them.โ
โHow am I supposed to relate to them?โ He wonders, โMy childhood was nothing like theirs.โ
โHow do you know?โ
He looks at you and motions towards the window. โLook at them,โ he says, โtheyโre full of life.โ
โNot all of them are like that, Ghost; some are putting on a show.โ You explain, and he turns to look at you again. โThey look all jolly, but they might struggle at home or school. Worse, they canโt admit whatโs happening behind closed doors because theyโre either ordered to remain silent or not understand it themselves.โ
He huffs and shakes his head. โNow I can relate to that.โ He murmurs.
โSee?ย You need to spot these kids and indirectly talk to them.โ
โSpot?โ He asks. โHow do I spot them?โ
โYou mean to tell me youโre trained to spot targets from miles away but canโt see when a child suffers in silence?โ You ask back. โPlus, it takes one to know one.โ
He nods. โAnd what should I communicateย to these kids?โ He asks. โHow do I help them?โ
โBy showing them that thereโs something better waiting for them out there.โ
โDonโt be naive, Y/N.ย How is what we do better than what theyโre going through right now?โ
โItโs not about the military, Simon.โ You elaborate. โItโs about giving them another chance. They deserve to know there are options other than turning into their drug-addicted mother or alcoholic father.โ You lean forward so he can meet your gaze. โSomeone gave you a second chance, right?โ
He closes his eyes and ponders your words. You tilt your head at him, trying to predict what heโll say next so you can respond quickly.
But he doesnโt say anything. Instead, he straightens up and takes a deep breath. โYou know,โ he begins, โI gave one of those speeches to a school a few years ago.โ
โOh!โ You cheer and pat him on the back twice. โDid you, now?โ
โLysychansk, Ukraine.โ He recalls, โI was being held hostage with a bunch of kids.โ
โTell me more about it,โ you say, sitting on the principalโs desk and playing with a pink highlighter. He begins narrating his story, and you can tell heโs becoming more confident as he realises heโs spoken to children before, albeit in a very different context, but who cares? What matters is that he is becoming more at ease with his โprevious experience.โ
You, in turn, try to give him your full attention, but now that his doubts have subsided, your primary concern is that mask of his. He needs to take it off.
โSee?ย Youโre far more experienced than any of us!โ you shout. โAnd in that setting? My god! None of us would have been able to do such a thing!โ
He chuckles and looks proudly out the window at the children playing in the schoolโs playground. He seems to be looking forward to it now.
โHey, um, sir?โ
He shifts his focus to you.
โYour mask, sir;ย Itโs dirty,โ you say as you point to his cheek.
He puts his handsย on his mask. โWhere?โ He yells.
โItโs rightโฆ.โ You get up from the desk and take a step closer to him, inspecting his mask. You raise the marker and draw a bright pink line across his cheek, โ...there.โ
He immediately places his hand on his cheek, looks at the highlighter in your hand, and then back at you.
โYou... motherfucker...โ he murmurs.
You move away from him and standย behind the desk.
โIโm sorry, sir, but I canโt let you go out with that mask on; the parents will be furious.โ You point to the balaclavas on the principalโs desk. โYou do, however, have two other options! Take your pick, and Iโll see you in class in 5 minutes!โ And with that, you rush out of the principalโs office and into the schoolโs corridor.
You enter the classroom and greet the kids with a smile, trying to hide your nervousness. Walking towards the back where the parents are seated, your mind starts racing; Is he trying to choose a mask, or is he cleaning up your mess? What if heโs so furious that he doesnโt show up, leaving you to give the speech? Worse, what if he enters the classroom and takes his anger out on you?
But, the door opens, and Ghost walks in. Your eyes widen, and your jaw drops. Heโs not wearing any mask. Not the black one, not the green one, not the skullโwith the pink streakโmask on. Nothing.
You observe him moving around; despite his lack of disguise, he maintains his composure. He greets everyone in the room, smiles, waves back at the kids and stands next to the teacher. You let out a relieved exhale through pierced lips. This is going well, thank god.
As the teacher introduces Ghost to the class, you turn to give him a thumbs up, and his eyes lock with yours. Thereโs a faint smirk playing on his lips, and your heart skips a beat as he silently mouths something in your direction: โYouโll pay for this.โ
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A/N: YOUโLL PAY FOR THIS, ANON! I was forcing myself to take a break from writing, only to be slapped by an inspiration wave. Hope you liked it, though; I had fun making it.
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There is no End | Luke Castellan x Reader

A little idea I had, needed to right something angsty and toxic ๐๐
โLet go of me, Luke!โ
You stumbled and tried pulling your arm away from the blonde boy who continued yanking you forward. The bruising grip Luke had on your arm did not deter you from trying to escape.
You thought he only wanted to talk. Maybe apologize for everything he had done. As anxious as you were to meet up with the boy, you did nonetheless.
Why? Because heโs your boyfriend. Or was, at least. Never did you imagine the kind boy you once knew to drag you away from the camp grounds kicking and screaming.
โLuke, Iโm serious! Let me go!โ Your voice trembled with rage and fear.
You were far from camp, you knew that. But you didnโt know that you were so close to home too. You looked at the house in front of you, anxiety shooting up as you recognized it as your own.
How did you guys manage to travel out of state so quickly? And how were you home??
It was all too confusing for you. You were cold, upset, and scared. You wondered if anyone at camp noticed your absence yet.
โLUKE STOP!โ
At last, it seemed the boy finally heard you after all your previous attempts. He stopped suddenly, causing you to crash into his side. You yanked your arm away and was surprised when he let go.
You stepped away from him, eyes tracing his blank face carefully. You knew if you ran, heโd easily catch you. Your eyes traveled down to the sword strapped around his waist.
Who knew, maybe heโd use that sword against you too. What was it called again? Backbiter?
Lukeโs eyes stared off into the distance. It was like he wasnโt even mentally there in the moment. He had changed so much, you noticed.
He looked older, in a way. His face, no longer soft and sweet, was hardened from the past years of intense fighting. You knew heโd seen and been through so much since he had left camp.
His once bright blue eyes were now dull in shine. He looked towards you, eyes narrowed as he turned his body to you.
โJoin the army.โ Your jaw almost dropped in shock.
You stepped back agin. He stepped forward.
โYou seriously kidnapped me from camp, take me to my home, just to tell me to join your army? Is this a joke?โ
Lukeโs face twisted in anger. He took one large step and stood no more than a foot a part from you.
โNo, itโs not. Join our army, and I promise you wonโt get hurt when the war happens.โ
Hurt? War? You realized in the moment that this was more dangerous than you anticipated.
โWhy should I join your army, Luke? If you forgot, I still remember how you betrayed us. Betrayed me.โ You scoffed out, arms crossing in defiance. You werenโt going to let Luke have his way.
โBetrayed you? Iโm doing this for us. For everyone who was betrayed by the gods. You should feel betrayed by them.โ
Luke was now so close that you could feel the warmth radiating from the skin on his arms. He was angry and you knew it. Luke never got angry before.
โWhen have the gods and goddesses ever been there for you, huh? Your father? Why do you take their side when the only thing theyโve done is screw you and everyone else over?โ
You stared up at him in shock. Was he really trying to use your father against you? You knew what he was trying to do, you knew it.
โLuke-โ
โNo! Tell me, when was the last time Apollo said happy birthday to you? Actually, tell me when was the last time youโve even seen him?โ
Your face scrunched up in hurt, your body trying to back away from Lukeโs, only for him to wrap his hands around your biceps, stopping you from getting away. You gasped from the squeezing pain.
โHe doesnโt care about you, y/n. None of the Olympians do. Why are you fighting for immortals that donโt even care if you live or die?โ
Your eyes watered up with unshed tears. His presence was becoming too much for you. Was he going to kill you if you didnโt join? Oh gods, you were going to die.
โNo one cares about you. You donโt matter to anyone. Not even your own mother-โ
โStop it, Luke! Donโt say that!โ Your lips wobbled as you spoke, the tears welling up in your eyes and slowly falling down your cheeks.
โItโs true, though. You want to see how much you matter to her? Donโt worry, Iโll show you.โ
Your heart leaped to your throat as the blonde boy began dragging you to the house you once lived in. Panicking, you began your game of tug and war against him again, but you werenโt as strong as he was.
โNo, no Luke please! Donโt do this, please!โ You sobbed out as Luke continued pulling you closer and closer to the house.
Once close enough, he shot you a look as if to say quiet, making you immediately stop babbling out nonsense.
You were hysterical at this point, your face red from your crying and sobbing. Your body shook as you tried and failed miserably to stop your cries. You continued crying even as Luke pulled you up to a ground level window of the house.
Luke grabbed your jaw to keep you from turning away from the window, forcing you to look into the house.
โLook Y/N. I said look.โ
You sobbed as you did what he wanted. It had been exactly 5 years since youโve last seen your mother. 5 years since she left you at camp and never came back. All the memories came flooding back immediately as you stared at the woman you loved so dearly.
She sat on a chair reading a book, the same way she always did when you were younger. The house looked the same way it did when she took you to camp all those years ago. Except something was different.
You began crying all over again, broken sobs escaping your body as you saw two small children run over to her.
โNo, no, no.โ
You gasped for air as the woman in front of you put down her book and picked up the young children, placing them on her lap as she smiled gently at them.
Your pulled away from the window, away from the house, and back into the darkness where you first began.
You didnโt even register Luke pulling you close to him, his arms engulfing you in a hug. The boy whispered sweet nothings to you as you slowly calmed down from your hysteria.
You sniffled softly as Lukeโs whispers filled the silence of the night.
Your arms slowly wrapped around Lukeโs body, head leaning against his chest.
โThere is no end, Y/N. I told you, they donโt care about you. They never did.โ
You sniffled again as your eyes stung with tears again. He didnโt need to remind you again. The boy then kissed your head, still hugging you as you got a hold of yourself.
โBut I care, Y/N. I care so much for you. Thatโs why I want you to join me. So you donโt have to be alone again. I promise Iโll never leave you like your parents did.โ
And you couldnโt help but believe him. The sincerity in his voice was hard to miss. The way he held you was the same way he held you all that time ago, when you were younger.
He promised he wouldnโt leave you. Your hands clenched around his shirt. You took a deep breath and unclenched your hands.
โOk.โ
Luke pulled away and held your face, eyes staring straight into yours. These blue eyes were the same ones you remembered staring into when you were at camp.
โPromise me you wonโt leave.โ
He gently kisses your forehead, wiping away your stray tears with gentle hands.
โI promise.โ
You never returned to camp after that night, leaving many of the campers to worry and wonder what had happened to you. Little did they know that you had signed a deal with the worst monster imaginable, after he promised you he would never leave you alone.
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how many of the posy children are going to "inherit his fathers duty of keep the lineage pure" ?
like it is impossible for percy to manage dealing with 17000 yanderes
also what if a children of chullain and percy wanted to do a menage with its parents? would he accept? how would percy feel?
I DON'T KNOW YET LMAO i literally only have axiandros and eudorios planned out, i don't have much for the rest yet!!!!
but omg "what if a children of chullain and percy wanted to do a menage with its parents? would he accept? how would percy feel?" ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
it depends. with their only son, cearbhall, cรบ chulainn would beat the shit outta him sooooo bad ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ he'd throttle the little shit for having the AUDACITY to ask something like that ๐
BUT IF IT WERE ONE OF THEIR DAUGHTERS??????? LMAO THEY WOULD BOTH FAINT FROM THE HORROR AHSFGAHSVJHB
and then when they wake up, they'd fucking argue about it ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
cรบ chulainn: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, THEY INHERITED THE FREAK FROM YOUR SIDE OF THE FAMILY
percy: WHAT????? GODS DON'T HAVE INHERITABLE GENES YOU DUMB FUCK. THIS IS ON YOU FOR NOT LOCKING THE DAMN DOOR WHEN YOU WANTED TO FUCK ME WHICH LED THEM TO WALKING IN AND NOW THEY'RE CURIOUS
cรบ chulainn: BITCH EXCUSE ME?????????????
percy: ALSO, FUCK YOU FOR NEVER LETTING THEM LEARN PROPER SEX ED. I COULD'VE BIT THIS IN THE BUD YEARS AGO BUT NOOOOOO YOU DIDN'T WANT THEM LEARNING ANYTHING SEXUAL AND NOW THEY DON'T KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG
and then the sรฉcy daughter's just ๐งโโ๏ธ "you know what guys? it's ok, nvm" and then awkwardly walks away while mommy and daddy are still arguing ๐๐
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So in the wake of the finale, thoughts on why some characters get the ๐โ๏ธ & some don't, in order of adult deaths:
Travis - unless the writers have something like 3x10 planned to go full circle on Travis's death the same way they did Pit Girl, I have to assume they just never cared enough about him as a character to give him a proper death. He died to further Nat's story and wasn't played by actors as beloved by the fandom as Lauren and Liv (because Van's death was primarily to forward Tai's plot as well). RIP, last remaining Martinez man. There's still hope they'll do right by you in the post-rescue (oh God, the first time Travis sees his mom?) but I am keeping my expectations low.
Natalie - We watched Natalie be broken this season, we watched her turn into adult Natalie. We know that her spirit died in the Wilderness. We also know that despite her public disbelief, Natalie could never fully shake the sense that IT was real and followed them home. And if IT was real, it was over the moment the plane went down. If the ๐โ๏ธ is going to something like heaven (I don't think it is, at least so far), Nat died in the act of saving someone else, seemingly a change from Travis (if we believe Lottie's version). She is also killed by another YJ, arguably *not* a change from Travis (if we believe Lottie's version).
Sidebar: Could Travis have been trying to talk to the Wilderness as a way of distracting Lottie from some other plan in motion as he does in 3x10? Travis already knew that Lottie was a terrible trip babysitter; why ask her then? There's still time for real resolution to and rich possibilities in Travis's death, if the writers only take the opportunity. But if (the more likely scenario) Shauna was right - in a conversation over Adam's body that drove Nat to the brink of suicide while barely making Shauna blink - and Travis just couldn't live with it all anymore, maybe Travis picked Lottie knowing he would die, resigned to his own death and IT's part in it (regardless of whether IT was real or just unbearable trauma). And maybe he doesn't get on a ๐โ๏ธ because he chose his own death and sees it coming.
Lottie - Lottie being an unwitting part of the "distract Shauna with her own bloodlust" plan was so good because it shows the plasticity of her beliefs - as she says in the season 2 finale, it doesn't matter; to her if IT was just us, that doesn't make IT any less real for her. I've never been more convinced that there's no supernatural element than when Lottie was telling Akilah (and herself) that it didn't matter why Akilah's visions came true, only that they did. And that makes it so fitting that Lottie STAGED HER OWN DEATH SCENE. Baby girl was so sad that IT didn't pick her for the hunt that killed Mari. She's been waiting for IT to call her home for 25 years. She sleepwalked her way into that stairwell that morning, and decided she'd seen that film before. Just like the fandom did when we saw it as echoing her S1 vision! It could have been any stairwell! And so she immediately went out & emptied her bank account, tried to make amends to Lisa & invited the spawn of Bisexual Stalin into the stairwell to provoke. Who knows how long she would have kept those candles going down there if a proper threat hadn't showed up so quickly? Would she have tried to provoke Lisa or her father or the Lottie pops guy instead? Lottie decided herself that was where she would die. And that decision meant she did not need the ๐โ๏ธ space to reconcile herself with death.
Van - Like Nat, Van's beliefs on the reality of IT were never stable. Like Nat, Van died at the hands of another YJ. Like Nat, Van never moved on from the crash. Like Nat, Van died saving someone else. Like Nat, Van was dragged into the situation where she died by other YJs. Like Nat, Van doesn't want to die in the moment death comes and needed time to accept her death that Lottie (and possibly Travis) did not.
It's interesting to me that so far no one who dies in the Wilderness gets a ๐โ๏ธ (although you could make an argument that Javi eventually did). I thought maybe Mari, dying so close to rescue, might. But while they were out there, they knew that death was always nearby, the constant danger that made Shauna feel alive. Only return to civilization made the plane necessary, to return them to a place where the precarity of life could not be pushed out of consciousness.
#yellowjackets#natalie scatorccio#van palmer#lottie matthews#travis martinez#yellowjackets spoilers#mari ibarra#javi martinez#yj ๐โ๏ธ
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what do you think the ghosts would be like as fathers?
Ooh the Ghosties as fathers, this is a good one. Prepare for me to get maybe a little too in depth below the cut, cus this got too gahdamn long lol
Hesh- peak dad/husband material. giggling kicking his feet โn crying when he finds out heโs gonna be a father lol. heโd be as involved as possible and I see this being something heโs the most proud of in his life. i think a bit of cycle breaking would be going on with him as far as the way he and Logan were raised (looking at you Elias, yea๐คจ), heโd do things a little different but in a good way. would still model his parenting style quite a bit after Eliasโ though in many ways. def a worrier too, and may be a little overbearing sometimes bc of it
Logan- similar to Hesh, heโd be an enthusiastic dad I think. would brag about his kids consistently, regardless of what they do/become. type to be like โmy kid made macaroni art at school the other day, itโs the best thing Iโve ever seenโ lmao. i see him also being veryyy supportive in general, like do/be whatever you want, as long as youโre a good person. would also parent similar to how he and Hesh were raised, but i almost see him being more lenient in some ways. def the kind to let his kids learn from their mistakes and learn good, though.
Elias- ofc we saw a lot of how he was as a father in the game (lots of debatable choices being made๐), but i think he honest to god, like most parents, did the best he could. doesnโt necessarily excuse certain things, and i think Hesh specifically prob has a lot of baggage from that, but he was also a good dad in many ways methinks. generally solid father material alongside the easily criticizable behavior LMAO
Merrick- first, he def gives me girl dad energy lol. but regardless, i see him being very very loving to his kid(s) actually, like โthis is my heart and soul, everything is for them, I live breath and die for themโ type shit. I can see him being a bit strict at times, mostly due to his protective nature. under the personality we see from him in the game, I think his kids/kids in general would probably bring out a goofier side of him too, the dad jokes would be unlocked immediately lol
Keegan- I see him being like a mix of Hesh โn Merrick tbh. Very very proud to be a father, like โIโd put it on my resume if I couldโ, and would love unconditionally. i think heโd be the type to maybe be a bit overbearing/intense at times like Hesh, mostly due to how much he cares about his kids wellbeing/success in life. also very supportive, and i could see him struggling a bit with how to juggle his fatherhood vs his career (like a lot of military parents tbh). heโd be the kinda dad that his kid(s) really respect i think
Kick- i honestly canโt see him being a father too much, i think heโd probably be the one here to not have kids. however if he were a father, heโd take it very seriously. i think heโd be the loving and goofy kind, his personality would really shine as a dad methinks. in his kids early years, I think heโd be tweaking out a lot like โwhat if Iโm not good enough, what if something happens to themโ, but as they get older i see his attitude almost changing like โoh yea, they love to swan dive off the back of the couch, we just let themโ lol.
Rorke-pre fed here cause letโs be honestโฆ๐ซฅ. i see him being a great dad, probably struggles with balancing that vs his career like Keegan might. heโd also be a bragger when he could like Logan, but in a more โyea my kid is on the honor rollโฆliterally got all Aโs, wtf can your kid do?๐โproud type way lmfao. i see him being very dynamic as a father, a bit strict but a bit lax. sometimes heโs more present, sometimes heโs not. I think heโd value teaching and guiding his kid(s) like Elias. also a โyouโll learn your lessonโ type of guy. you fuck up and complain and heโs like โhmm, tough shit, better luck next timeโ after he imparts his fatherly wisdom about it lol
#this was fun to think about#call of duty ghosts#cod ghosts#david hesh walker#hesh cod#logan walker#logan cod#elias walker#elias cod#thomas merrick#merrick cod#keegan russ#keegan cod#kick call of duty#kick cod#gabriel rorke#rorke cod#call of duty#gunnrblze rambles
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Edit: made this when i was an uniformed CHILD. The youtube channel isn't reliable๐
Tobe is 14. Garu is 12. Which means if it was anyone, it would HAVE to be his father.
Oh my god. I'm gonna rant. OK. So previously I was ranting about this to some people on discord (I sent the same rant to three different servers, it's your guys' turn)
So basically, in one of the various licensed Pucca games, there's a cutscene that reveals that Tobe killed Garu's father while Garu watched. However, this makes absolutely no sense given their canon ages and overall dynamic.

Below is the big rant, prepare for me to speak absolute nonsense.
So according to the Pucca YouTube channel, Tobe is 16 and Garu is 12.


In the cutscene, the VERY oldest Garu could be is about 6 or 7. Which would make Tobe about 10. I personally don't believe that bro would be doing allat at 10 years old given the fact he's regularly represented as utterly useless on his own (at least compared to Pucca and Garu combined, which is admittedly like comparing a housecat to a tiger). Assuming they're a little older than my prediction, placing the cutscene a little bit before the show, that would make it a little more plausable with Tobe being in his earlier teens (but honestly not by much).
But considering the Pucca lore is so generally fucked up due to the amount of retcons (Pucca being listed as 10 before being changed to 11 later on being a good example), let's assume that Tobe is at least a little bit younger than Garu's dad and Garu is a small child. Everything makes sense considering the timeline now, but that would leave their dynamic.
Their overall dynamic is the key reason this cutscene makes no fucking sense whatsoever and I personally choose to ignore it.
So, Tobe and Garu are more like frenemies than anything. For one, the only real reason that Garu seems to engage with Tobe's very non-specific "vengance" is his own ego. (In season one and two of the show, at least) it's evident that Garu fights Tobe half because of his friends and family and half out of spite.
Like, Garu just can't let him win. In the episode The Sooga Showdown (season 1 episode 19) where they all have to race around Sooga with one of Master Soo's ladies, we're given a good example of how much their rivalry is just one big dick measuring contest.

Secondly, that nonspecific "vengance" Tobe wants seems more like Tobe was wronged. Which could just be his goofy ass POV of how things went, but that's sort of reaching given all the information we have.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY;
In addition to all this, they are really just rivals. Like, when they aren't blinded by their little rivalry, they're shown to actually like each other's company. They don't seem to mind each other when they're forced to not be physically violent. If it wasn't for their egos, they'd probably be friends, probably have some sort of brotherly friendship. But they're both just little dillholes who can't take someone being better than them.
It's also important to note their rivalri is also toned down in season 3 for the point where Garu just seems to want to protect his friends and family, and Tobe just wants to beat his ass for no reason and make him miserable. There's not really any given reason for either of their behaviors because season 3 doesn't have much lore aside from the whole thing where Dandy is delulu about the Goh-Rong's """secret to martial arts""" and the stupid ass Dong King shit.
TL;DR
Tobe didn't kill Garu's dad, if he did their relationship would be much more volatile.
If anyone would like to prove me wrong, I would love to have such a conversation. I generally don't know ALL of the lore and don't trust the wiki for shit, so yeah.
I would also like to add that the yt channel can't really be trusted with any lore video posted within the past 4 or 5 months as of July 2024 since that channel is legitimately crumbling into dust. Some of the facts they give are a little cute, but for the bigger stuff I'd take it with a grain of salt unless it was stated somewhere before (like THIS video)

I'm so done with this channel istg๐

Like gurl....gurl...
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ใใHappy Birthday Father R and Updates!ใใ
Hey Hey! Sorry for the absences, if you've been keeping up with all the updates, you'll know that we've been pretty busy this year and haven't been able to write. o(*๏ฟฃโฝ๏ฟฃ*)ใ Yeahhh, School's just been eating up me and Editor T's schedules. ๐ฉ๐คง We've tried finding a good schedule for Father R to write without him getting burnt out and for me and Henchman A to be available to edit, pre-read and add our authornotes, but it's been proving to be difficult. That's why we've just settled for the goal of getting at least 2-3 chapters posted per month. It's not as many as it used to be last year, but working on the weekends seem to be the only saving grace. (๏ฟฃโฝ๏ฟฃ)" There's a break coming up for Thanksgiving, so we're going to double-timing that week to try and get things posted. I cannot assure anyone that we'll get a chapter posted, but we'll have definitely made progress. I've also made a bit of a routine when it comes to writing to avoid Writer's block, and I'm proud to say Chapter 61 of SSATW is about 78% ready for posting. RAD Chapter 4 is about 64% but that's only because I haven't figured out the skeletal structure of the chapter yet- ใพ(โง โฝ โฆ)ใ Anyways, Now that Updates are out of the way, HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BIG GUY!!! ๐ฅณ๐๐๐ Happy Birthday Father R, and thank you @thegenderfluidace for surprising him with this drawing this morning. Hearing him screech in joy was one wake to wake up. Sorry about that- But truthfully, Thank you so much Ace for the drawing!!! Your art is amazing, and whether or not you were able to finish the drawing doesn't ruin the surprise in the slightest. q(โงโฝโฆq) As per tradition, we went bowling on his birthday and God Damn- ๐๐ I got first place, which isn't surprising. Gutter, after Gutter, After Gutter- ...( ๏ผฟ ๏ผฟ)ใ๏ฝ
Ask me how this man got outdone by the NPC (accidentally added another slot so we all just randomly rolled balls down the lane). ๐คง๐คฃ I had a rebirth on my skill tree okay? (โฌโฌ๏นโฌโฌ) You only had 23 points. Everyone else was above 50- Couldn't be me. ๐คช๐ Just wait till next year. o(ไธ๏ธฟไธ+)o Anyways, we'll see you guys pretty soon, we have some questions in our Inbox and although the Q&A has long since ended, we will answer a few of them when we can! If you guys have any questions or just want to chat with us, don't be afraid to drop by our inbox and say hello! (ยดโฝ`สโกฦช) ALSO WE REACHED 108 FOLLOWERS ON TUMBLR!! YOU GUYS ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AMAZING!!!! ๐๐คฉ๐
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okay. i just watched the movie Snakeskin (2001). i bought a physical dvd in the year of our lord 2024 because Taika has 6.5 minutes of screentime in it. and now i'm sitting here trying to process wtf i just watched asjdhfdjsk so here are the highlights (thank you Meow @blakbonnet for going through this experience with me)
first of all, enjoy these screenshots from the trailer (i'm still not sure if they're mandatory disclaimers?):
...but say yes to snake imagery, because there will be a lot of it
we are definitely in 2001. this is extremely apparent throughout the whole movie. but especially from this girl's hair
Taika's character (Nelson) and his girlfriend (Daisy, pictured above) drive around in a repurposed ice cream truck and sell drugs btw. it's called Mr. Trippy.
main character Alice (Melanie Lynskey) is a huge fan of โจAmericaโจ. her best friend is in love with her but she only wants Bad Boys. also said friend's name is Johnny but it's actually Craig
ALSO Craig-slash-Johnny is played by Dean O'Gorman (Fili)??!?!?!?
their hobby is to drive around picking up hitchhikers but only those who look not boring
enter The American. this guy is the most American you have ever seen. americans wish they could be as American as this guy. no one else has ever Americaned harder.
as you can see, i'm not lying. he even says "howdy ma'am" so we're convinced he is a real American
three skinheads are after The American because he stole their drugs (i think). he also stole drugs from Nelson and Daisy, who now owe money and/or drugs to their boss, who also has beef with The American for reasons i'm still not totally sure of
The American not only steals drugs and money, he also has a real gun(!!!) and fucks pretty much everyone?
"darlin'. u gotta earn the raaaiht. ter wear snakeskins ๐"
oh my god the sunglasses emoji just reminded me of the fucking sunglasses oh no i'm not sure i can do this akjsdhjsk this will make sense later i promise
do not learn gun safety from this movie
at one point, there is a whole lotta sheep. we are, after all, in Aotearoa New Zealand. and ok this had the cutest moment of Taika yelling "SHEEPY" out of a car
there's a scene where uhm. uhhh no not gonna describe this i think but. yeah fair warning this movie has some period-typical homophobia let's just say ๐ this is the live reaction:
MOVING ON
if you enjoy the 2000s aesthetic of "look how edgy we are doing drugs" *colorful-haired people on couches in dark club* *echo-y laugh* *hallucinations* *it's mushrooms look it's mushrooms we're doing psychedelics* then this is the movie for you my friend
oh and Alice also did acid at some point while being very "i've totally done drugs before" about it (((doubt)))
GIRL GET UP FROM THAT DIRTY BATHROOM FLOOR
[New Zealand accent] "wow. six and acid." yes she is living all her american dreams as you can see
by nighttime, all three cars (main characters, mr. trippy, and the nazimobile) and the motorcycle (mr. drug boss) have made it pretty far up the mountain, it seems. cute moment between mr. drug boss and nelson. look how :D he is!
but you know a movie with Taika in it needs to have a father figure talk down to him so he gets very ๐ฅบ right after this
lots of shit goes down (i won't spoil too much if by any chance you still want to watch this) and it turns out that the older skinhead guy is the best actor in the movie??
and NOW things get weird
Craig and The American have so much beef by now that they decide to solve it by russian roulette
Alice's reaction to this is something like "ugh, you guys are crazy, i can't watch this ๐"
like she just walks away?? GIRL THEY'RE AIMING A REAL GUN AT EACH OTHER
she keeps COMPLETELY UNDERREACTING TO WHAT IS HAPPENING like (spoilers from now on) CRAIG IS SHOT AND KILLED and she doesn't even run over and she doesn't even say anything to The American?? WHO SHOT HIM???? he's just standing there??
and then. AND THEN.
ok this is where i fully lost it for several minutes and missed half the following scene. i was fucking HOWLING like actually crying with laughter, i couldn't see or breathe and my partner got worried ksjdhfdjsk ok so here's what happens
they're in the car. craig is obviously very dead. alice is kinda in denial i guess. The American tells her to shut his eyes and she's like why? BECAUSE HE DEAD GIRL!! but she doesn't, she doesn't shut his eyes, no, this is what she does instead
I COULD BARELY MAKE THIS GIF BECAUSE I KEPT LAUGHING TO THE POINT OF TEARS
NOT THE SUNGLASSES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THE UNTAPPED MEME POTENTIAL HERE IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS
ANYWAY shortly after this we hear one of the funniest lines in the movie (and it's not even about the shooting and killing of Craig):
"fuck, Seth! this isn't fucking America, you can't just go around shooting everybody!"
oh yeah The American does have a name and it's Seth
i'll just post a few chat screenshots for the next part because i can't really describe it, i promise we're almost at the end
after some incredible visual effectsโข๏ธ, we end with Return of the Sunglasses (and me scaring my cats away because i was sobbing again)
i haven't even really talked about Taika's scenes much (the reason i watched this in the first place) because the ending took me OUT and honestly he is maybe the most normal person in this whole movie. one review (from the trailer) wrote this:
and yeah that may honestly be the best way to describe it. 10/10 movie watching experience, highly recommend. thank you for coming to my snek talk
#snakeskin (2001)#ida.stuff#๐ญ๐#anyway if you still wanna watch this movie hit me up lmao#i recommend drinking#but seriously i will go to bed now it's past midnight but i had to get this out#taika waititi
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I still love sakura. Even if she's a dumbass. No way am I sticking around for somebody that not only treated me like shit, he left me to take care of my daughter by myself for 9 years and then tried to kill her when he met her. The main reason I like sakura is because of her character development. Instead of being a weak sasuke obsessed character, she actually became a strong sasuke obsessed character! Yay!
Most people won't admit it, but they hate sakura because of some shit she said to naruto when they were KIDS(12), not to mention, she wasn't lying. He was an orphan ๐ but they go and say that she's weak, even after she gets stronger, and like rock lee for doing exactly what she did. (Training to become better) sakura never HAD the same powers that naruto and sasuke did. Yet she still MANAGED on her own. That's why I like her.
I like naruto, just not his mindset. Of course I want to become hokage and protect people that treated me like shit for my entire life! Then he became hokage, and made NO changes for the better. He didn't want to be hokage to help, he wanted to be hokage just because he craved attention and validation. He always wants to save people, and doesn't understand that he's making it worse. Sasuke IS more realistic as a character, and sasuke has had it worse than naruto has. Hate me all you want, but it's true. His entire clan was murdered by his brother, including his parents. And then he was obsessed with revenge, only to kill his brother and then find out WHY itachi did what he did and he had to regret it. All he ever KNEW was loneliness and anger, so he had no idea how to live without it. Naruto never had his parents or siblings, meaning he didn't have to LOSE anything. And that's why sasuke was angry with him.
I also think it's important to include Kakashi though. Not only was he practically USELESS for team 7 as a whole (naruto went to be trained by jiraiya, sasuke by orochimaru/? And then sakura by tsunade. It would've been cold if she trained under guy too but the author HATES a strong female character that isn't evil) kakashi needs to be analysed as a whole, especially with his treatment of sasuke. He claims to have gone through what sasuke did, and then tells him that revenge is pointless and leaves you hollow, and then he helps shikamaru get revenge for asuma. He's a hypocrite. He wins the award for the world's WORST sensei.
I won't even make a separate post for boruto, because there's no reason. The show is confusing as hell, and equally as pointless. Boruto hates his dad for no reason, all the important fights are for sasuke and naruto, naruto adopts kawaki and let's him beat up his son, kawaki seals them away and then flips it to make boruto look like he's in the wrong, there are no more shinobi, Boruto trained under sasuke, and then sasuke was sealed in a tree so now he cosplays as him. Sakura is NOWHERE to be seen๐ (good for her) himawari has kurama (how will she not be stronger than boruto?๐) and boruto has Naruto's abilities (rasengan, flying Raijin- minato, and shadow clones) with purple lighting and all of a sudden he's a god. I'm confused about what the jougan does. He also has his fathers weak mindset about not wanting to kill kawaki, but just wanting to punch him. Sarada has insane potential but of course the author won't let her be great because she's a woman! I hate the idea of borusara because I see them as nothing but teammates. It's like the dynamic between naruto and sakura. She treats him like a brother. She hugs her friend that she hasn't seen in 2 years that's also been framed and ostracised by the entire village and suddenly they're the best ship in the world ๐ Delusion at its finest. None of those kids need to be with ANYONE. Just focus on the goddamn anime and stop ruining shit. Because NO ONE is watching it
#astraeus shitposts#anti shinobi system#anti boruto#anti konoha#anti Kakashi#anti naruto ending#anti narusasu#anti sasunaru#pro sakura haruno#pro sasuke uchiha#anti naruto uzumaki#sasuke uchiha#naruto#naruto Uzumaki#sakura haruno#anti sasusaku#boruto#anti borusara#kakashi hatake#leaf village#naruto shippuden
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can you do headcanons for Emily from Hazbin Hotel dating God's daughter named Pandora who's a complete cinnamon roll and sweetheart?
READ FIRST: OK, I'm changing one thing from this request is the name, I want to keep it a reader type fanfic since I don't do ocs, but I will add a headcanon on the name. I also went off board and did an entire oneshot on how yall met with the headcanons for some fucking reason๐ I apologize for that.
NOT PROOF READ
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Oh, so pure, you lovely daughter of God


You were the well-known daughter of God. People rarely saw you due to you always sleeping or working. You would have hanged around with at least the other powerful angels, but you had a lot of work ahead of you a lot of the time, which mainly consisted of working on galaxies that weren't connected to earth.
You would have helped the Elders with their passion project, so to speak, but your father ordered you to work on some random galaxies and then you could only "play" which was what he told you before going into an eternal sleep.
So now here you were 99% done with this galaxy your father told you to work on. You were so excited to finally hang out and meet the angels in heaven only once in a blue moon. Would you visit to say hi for like a day, then go back to working again.
On those days you would come say hi, you would mainly explore the home you missed so much. Now you could do more than that and actually have some good communication.
It took you a bit in this galaxy in your humongous form, being about 145'3 feet tall in your big form you were much much shorter then your father in your big form compared to his which was about 300 feet tall.
Now you were getting one more bit done, and done the galaxy was finally finished now to go home and rest.
You telaported in front of the gates, not wanting to give the residents of heaven a fright from your holy-niss sponding in so suddenly. (You ofcourse sponded in your smol form, which was 7'0 ft tall)
Once telaporting all of heavens elders felt your arrival. While you were just standing there staring at the sleeping st Peter at the podium.
You then telaported behind the man, thinking about having some fun. You put your face near his ear. You then whispered into his ear, "Wake up," St Peter then jolted awake. "W-wha- ah! r-reader, what are you doing here?" St Peter asked in a bit of a frenzy from the fright you gave him.
"Well, first off, say hi jeez, and second off, I'm done with my work, and third off, be happy I'm here. I have not seen you in what? A million years." You told the guy. "Right, sorry, my apologies ma'am you gave me a fright," St Peter replied.
You giggled. "You know I like to have at least a bit of fun, Peter. I get bored from all that work yk" you told the man. "Yeah, yeah, I get it," Peter told you.
"Hello, St. Peter, what seems to be the..." Sera said, flying down and trailing off mid sentence. "Uh! Miss Reader, why do you show us with your presence?" Sera asked, bowing down with a girl beside her doing the same thing.
"Well, I'm finally done with my work soooooooo I'm staying here from now on!" You told Sera. "Well, if you wish your holy-niss," Sera told you. Suddenly, the other girl spoke.
"Hiiii, I'm Emily, but you can call me Em Eme ly E, whatever! Nice to meet you! I'm a Seraphim, but I think you know that! I'm so happy to finally meet you! I've heard so many stories about you!" Emily told you this information happily.
"Well, it's nice to meet you too, Emily! You can just call me by my name reader, " you told her happily.
You and the seraphim walked into heaven and passed the gates. "Wow, this place is beautiful. You guys did well, " you said, looking around in awe. "Well, we like to keep it spick and span," Emily told you and looked at your side veiw.
While walking around with the girl, you held her hand, which made heat rush to Emily's cheeks oh so fast, and maybe a little bit rushed to yours as well.
Yea, I'm ending the oneshot there
Now to the headcanons ig
Headcanons
Emily loves your personality. You guys get along so well.
Due to your absence, Emily has to show you all the new things humans have made and such
You are oh so behind on tech, but you catch up quick
Emily loves to show you around it's so fun
She loves that you get excited at every little thing
She originally thought you would be super strict due to you being so high up so she was not expecting you to be so nice and bubbly
Once she sees your power, she straight up is like,'You have to be my girlfriend now'
She did ask you if you were aware of the exterminations you told her yes in a way because of your powers you could sense when a creation ceases to exist.
She did ask you to help stop it and work on charlies plan or do something, but all you told her is the fact is the earth, the humans, and all that shebang was the angels project, not yours, so no, you could not help. (It's a Canon event๐)
You would take Seras ruling away, but you knew that the angels were your fathers project, so you could not do mutch.
OK, ok, no more depression shit now your confession of love or whatever
She ended up confessing you would have confessed up that you were wating for her to be ready
Of course, when you said yes, she was jumping around really ecstatic about the news
You guys love each other to bits
OK, quick headcanon on the name is literally that she loves it yea that's it

OK yea I'm done
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gg headcanons except itโs just angst and shit ๐
- serena suffers from withdrawal even into early seasons.
not necessarily physical symptoms but her first instinct when sheโs stressed or upset is to turn to drugs or alcohol.
1x03 when blair โexposed herโ for her addiction and she had to speak about it in front of everyone was the closest she had gotten to relapsing since getting back to new york. she didnt go out to the met steps to think, she went to stay clean
- nate canโt look into mirrors really for months after everything with catherine. he hates seeing himself without a shirt on especially. he ends up covering his bathroom mirror for a while cause seeing himself without clothes on when he get out of the shower makes him physically ill
- serena, bless her heart, would (pre-willy vd comeback and lily fake cancer scam) defend her dad to ANYONE who even insinuated he was a bad father (which he was).
(side note: this is literally just canon but idc i wanna remind the public)
- blair hates how lily treats serena and eric. she hates the way she discredits them, and disrespects them, and abandons them. but she wishes so much that she were serenaโs position sometimes.
because lily has breakfast with her kids and tries to be good to chuck sometimes (even though god knows his ass does NOT deserve it) and she tries to protect them even though it hurts them more than anything and sheโs there at home with her kids and thatโs more than eleanor waldorf can say
- nate (my little angel boy) would defend serena and blair with his LIFE when they were little kids. he was AT the sleepovers and he was the knight when they played princesses.
he was maybe 10 when another boy in their year started telling other guys he had sleepovers with girls and played princesses with them instead of playing football or baseball or things that normal boys did.
nate started playing with chuck more than blair and serena more after that
- blair doesnโt know why serena would wake uo sometimes after she came back to just cry in her arms at night. she doesnโt ask, she just holds her til they both fall asleep
serena canโt stop hearing the night pete died. not seeing it, hearing it. she canโt imagine it really, itโs too blurry, too messy, but she hears georgie and shouting and so many people for years after in her head
#blairena#waldsen#bleighton#gossip girl#blair waldorf#serena van der woodsen#nate archibald#gossip girl headcanons#headcanon#serena my sweet summer girl#someone talk to blair#maybe give her a glass of water and matress with good support#nate how are you so stable oh my god#MY NON JUDGING BREAKFAST CLUB#non judging breakfast club#njbc#ot3 not cause i hate chuck (i do but i digress) but i genuinely cant think any chuck headcanons#cest la vie
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