#going insane...

[tomboxed]

i am not immune to squid game yaoi

[seasononesam]

- The Iliad, Homer, translated by Robert Fagles | insp

Listen, you think you can have that normal life that you want so bad, but you can't. I'm sorry. It's all gonna go rotten. You are gonna die, and your children will be cursed.

[mandywandywoowah]

OUUGGHHHH !!!!!!!!

[clegfly]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE TOYBOX KEY IS IN THE PIANO IN THE OMORI COLLECTOR'S EDITION

[kmold]

sorry to everyone who follows me all you'll get is nimona content and maybe some ocs from here on out. i read it in grade 5 and it completely altered my brain chemistry. never been the same since

[meltymoth]

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[lapdogchase]

i think weight loss ads should be illegal and im not kidding

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[jm-chrome]

Their little Christmas Cupid 🎄💘

[heloocean]

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

[solphuruz]

when is sleep token gonna drop the song... even in arcadia is gonna kill me. its gonna kill me dead i swear to god....

[muffinghostie]

Oh project 2025 isn’t going to happen you’re being paranoid-

What the absolute fuck is this then? This country is so fucked.