#going to go insane
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stepdad cheol sharing you with his business partner mingyu, cheol telling him about how gorgeous and sweet you were and he telling him to share as a joke but he didn’t took it as that, he coordinated a you three on a hotel, he gave your mom some excuse of trying to bond as stepdad and stepdaughter so she wouldn’t feel anything weird about it
having one man giving you what you want was one thing but having two was a whole different experience, they were sucking on your tits while trying to finger you at the same time, spanking your pussy too making you whimper “look how wet your princess is cheol, you were right about her being a slut” cheol holding you while mingyu eats your pussy like a starved man “you enjoy having my friend eating your cunt baby? such a whore” they taking turns on fucking your mouth or your pussy, making a bet on who can make you cum harder, you were a mess, your thighs shaking and drenched by your own juices, cum of both men dripping from your pussy and ass, even some stains on your boobs, they were using you as their personal sex toy and you can’t complain, all to end with both of their cocks fucking you (getting doubled penetrated by these men jesus christ, they are making me go insane) “look how cock drunk she is cheol, you were right about younger women” you were exhausted after that intense fucking session, mingyu left leaving cheol and you alone, he was caressing your trembling body “now that he left, let me have you all by myself before leaving” he said while kissing your neck
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((told you that these two are making me go insane this era, specially cheol he got so big))
this is making me feral because two big beefy men using and wrecking tf out of you is such a dream omg
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literally trying to play a fucking jigsaw puzzle with the lads timeline makes me want to rip my hair out because YES i am canon divergent because there's so much about the game im critical of but GOD i would like there to be a SINGLE thread of connection and raf.ayel's myth alone is PREVENTING that
#lads lore is four pretty boys in a trenchcoat and that's it#and now they're supposed to be bringing dawnbreaker into this???#going to go insane#━━ 000. out of character.#writing this meta is going to take forever and im hungry LOL
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EVERYONE QUITE RIGHT NOW RIGHT THIS SECOND THEY BROUGHT BACK THE OLD RENDERING STYLE
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I can’t stand these people. all of them arguing with me going “your experience isn’t universal op!” Okay???? Does that change the fact that I was taught a womanless history by my teachers???? And that yes, I do think that’s unfair??? Why do you have a problem with that?
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Floyd as a biker with tats hfmfmgmgmgfmgm........k,,;,/.,,.,f,.g,.,.
i've been seeing a lot of biker posts and book girlies and my GOD
they know what they are doing....
my fyp has been a little too for you (ˉ▽ ̄~)
#<#OOOOHHHHHH BUT HE'D LOOK SO ?<!?<!>?!<?#<!L!:#guys the vision is envisioning right now#Jade with as a biker???? Hello????#i am down bad ATROCIOUSLY#completely folded#being his backpack>>>>>>>>>>>#AHHHHHHHHHH#all the book girlies need their biker men 🤞#jellorambles#manifesting a biker Floyd#WAIT I CAN DRAW#OMG I CAN WRITE TOO#HOW DID I FORGET#going to go insane#twisted wonderland#floyd leech
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Grandpa(?) has easily been mowing for like thirty minutes and I JUST looked at the clock and it’s nine twenty in the morning. Nine twenty. Why do old people do this. I am going to commit murder
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WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
#i feel a kinship with that snake#would that i could be a simple tube#and eat my fill of eggs#but being a person is rather nice too#my wife is a saint#and i promise that most of the time she is the goblin and i am the Serious Guy#but i had a little pique of insanity and you know what it was my junior year of college#and i deserved to just go a little insane#you spent 65 hours a week being Rational and then you go home and eat like twenty raw eggs
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On conservation and survival
#digital art#conservation#puerto rican crested toad#ecology#oryx#arctic fox#iguana#cinquefoil#red kite#leatherback sea turtle#black naped pheasant pigeon#my art#iraart#animal art#song mixed with this poem made me go a little melancholious and perhaps insane.#inspired by working in a conservation career and being constantly met with bad news. i have to hope.#i have to hope.#birds#amphibians#reptiles#mammals
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really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever
#she’s CORNY. getting DEEPLY silly with it sorry#coworker on the other end is like#that’s great now can we talk about how we r going to fit this crazy insane installation into our schedule#bslc#digital art#x
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i think weight loss ads should be illegal and im not kidding

#text#insane how much money comes from people going ‘hey have you considered youre fat (wordt possiblr thing to be) and should hate urself’#peer reviewed banger#fatphobia
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova#UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt#personal#space opera au#(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd#randall munroe#space#moon#anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft#falseren
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Their little Christmas Cupid 🎄💘
#THEY ARE FAMILYYYY#THEY ARE THE FAMILYYY EVERR#I loveee them#heh I hate making comics because I suck at them and I go insane whenever I try to make one but here you guys go merry christmas#jinx#ekko#isha#arcane#timebomb#arcane fanart#Christmas#holidays#ekko x jinx#jinx x ekko#ekkojinx#ekko arcane#jinx arcane#comic#arcane jinx#isha arcane#arcane isha#mw#mw arcane
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#girlblogging#girlhood#this is what makes us girls#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#im going insane#tumblr girls#cigarette#hell is a teenage girl#lana del rey#nympette#nymph3t#coquette dollete#coqeutte#lana del ray aesthetic#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#just girly thoughts#just girly posts#im just a girl#just girly things#the virgin suicides#thought daughter#girl things#girly stuff#girl core#this is a girlblog#this is girlhood#coquette#just a girlblog#girblogger#whisper girl
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#I’m done spamming#girl blogging#im just a girl#girl blogger#this is what makes us girls#this is a girlblog#girlhood#female hysteria#female manipulator#girl interrupted#female rage#locally hated#hyper feminine#hell is a teenage girl#girl hood#the virgin suicides#manic pixie dream girl#girl interupted syndrome#lana del ray aesthetic#feel like im going insane#lana del rey#tumblr girls#coquette dollete#femcore#femcel
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