#good job anon

[the-final-sif]

Everyone talks about dream's unnecessary aggressiveness that's unfitting of an omega, let alone an omega with dream's reach and influence (which i think is such a horribly omegist take that really shows haters will cling to anything to make dream look bad), but NOBODY talks about how negligent it is that Sapnap doesn't take his role as pack beta seriously!

Like, every time Dream and George are on screen together, you can practically smell the pheromones. The fact that dream keeps craning his neck and George's nostrils are flaring worst than my eczema is SO obvious and honestly? Kinda inappropriate! Especially considering that they have a lot of young audience members! They keep egging each other on and while I love that for them, it's super irresponsible of Sapnap to see that and just let it happen! Honestly, it's negligence bordering on abuse! Maybe he shouldn't have gotten those two cats if he can't even handle being a halfway decent pack beta tbh 🤷‍♀️

I feel like maybe we should consider that Dream just has weird posture and George both loves cats and has a cat allergy before we go leaping to assumptions about how good of a beta Sapnap is tbh.

[moodymisty]

Hii! I am the anon who asked about the Ambassador gangbang and here is the smut fic I promised. It's very long, I can't write anything without some character introduction 😭

Btw this is my first time writing smut, or something about 40k despite being a fan for 9 years, so this isn't going to be very good. Further, English isn't my first language so sorry for some mistakes

Cato Sicarius has never felt such emotions: anger, frustration, denial, confusion, lust. As an Space Marine, it isn't in his genetic makeup to feel such sentiments but ever since she entered the picture, he wasn't the same man. Maybe it was in his gene-seed? His Lord Primarch was known to be a caring man, even rumoured to have held love affairs but the nature of these relationships was always a mystery, whether they were sexual or simply platonic.

Whatever was the cause, Cato felt mad. With lust? With anger? With jealousy? He didn't know. All he knew what that he felt a feeling unknown to him whenever she close to him. This wretched ambassador.. How dare she be.. herself? How dare she be joyous? How dare she laugh? How dare she talk with other men? How dare she dance? How dare she EXIST without him? How dare she act like a slut? She would always wear those dresses which tightened too much around her waist.. AROUND HIS FATHER! Too polite, too respectful.. Cato didn't care that was essentially her career. He felt a kind of jealousy for his father. Deep within himself, he felt jealous for Lord Guilliman for being popular with women. He wanted to be the one who those rumours are talking about. He wanted women, he wanted trophies! The Ambassador would belong to him, he is entitled to her.

During a banquet, the Ambassador was as always the heart of the party. Witty, extroverted and a sheer delight, she was quickly surrounded by many noblewomen and noblemen. Cato felt his heart shattering, his mind flooded with rampant insults. His entitlement and pride swollen exponentially and, to his own misjudgment, he did something he would regret later on. As the evening weared on, the Ambassador was swiftly "stolen" away by the Cato, with the reason being that he wanted to discuss with her. It would be thoughtless to say no, he often takes out his frustration on her, so much in fact that she began to actively distance herself from him, making him more mad. He entered a random chamber, not bothering to close the door behind him. He pinned her to a wall, lifting her up and began to scream at her, insulting her and slut shaming.

As the argument began, with the Ambassador being drunk enough to argue back, a powerful presence entered the chamber. Cato immediately untangled himself from her, his expression showing a deep fear. It was Roboute Guilliman. He heard Cato screaming and immediately knew the reason why. The ambassador has complained to him about Cato Sicarius' behaviour, the Ultramarine always being punished but never going back on his demeanour. This is going to be the final time he punishes one of his sons. It would be completely depraved, but it will teach his stubborn son a lesson, won't it? Guilliman knew exactly who to involve in the plan. He took the Ambassador out of the room, only glancing back at Cato with a disapproving glare, leaving his son a mess.

Some days later, Cato once woke up tied up to a chair. He immediately began to panic, his first thought being that he was kidnapped. He was slapped across the cheek, his head spinning to where the slap came from. That face.. that dreaded face. He'll recognise it until his grave: Captain Titus. The man then explained to Cato's punishment: he'll assist to the Ambassador being made love by his own father and the man who took his title as "Captain of the 2nd Company". He was about to go mad, his frighten eyes going in front of him, where a large table sits. The Ambassador is sitting there, Guilliman behind her. He gently takes off her headscarf, then unbraids her hair. He turns her around, kisses her cheeks and reassured her about what was to happen. Titus comes to them, takes the lady's hand and kisses each individual finger, as well asking if she wanted to continue. The Ambassador doesn't even know why she had agreed to this, maybe it was because she wanted Cato suffer or because she wanted a reason to go to bed with two men she was fond of. Nonetheless, she agrees.

Guilliman immediately goes to her chest, massaging her breasts through her dress. Her breath hitches, Cato's grips the arms of the chair. He could easily rip through them, both Guilliman and Titus knew that, but he didn't, he couldn't.. The Captain kneels down before the Ambassador. He takes off her shoes, then her stockings, lifting up her skirt and being met with her lacy underwear. While Guilliman dealt with her corset strings, Titus began kissing up her thighs. With each second, Cato drooled. He was so incredibly furious and frustrated. He felt for the first time genuine anger towards his father.. Guilliman then took off her bodice, revealing her bra. He again teased her nipples while kissing her neck. Titus, downwards, ordered for her to lift her butt and he took off her underwear. He immediately delved into her moist cunt, the Ambassador gasping loudly. He wasted no time before placing a feather-light kiss to her aching clit. He softly licked at her sensitive bundle of nerves, eliciting quiet mewls and whines from her throat as she writhed in pleasure beneath his hold. Guilliman took off her bra, lavishing her breasts with attention. While these men worked on her, her eyes wandered to Cato. She felt guilty. He looked at her with such adoration, clearly feeling even a pang of pity. Her thoughts were immediately shot away from her mind when Guilliman kissed her on the lips.

Titus flattens his tongue across her slit, gathering her arousal on the tip of his tongue, poking and proding her hole as his thumb plays with your clit. Soon enough the room is filled with her moans and mewls as her mind becomes a haze from the pleasure he was giving her. Titus groans like a straved man against her folds as he satiates his thirst with her essence. Guilliman is deeply surprised, stopping his affection on her breasts, wondering how could Titus give head better than him. Cato was drooling once again, dripping on his shirt, his erection growing proeminent. As she orgasms, Guilliman puts a hand over Titus' shoulder, silently conveying that he should calm down. With her juices all around his face, he moves towards her, while Guilliman takes his place and pins her down on the desk, putting her legs over his broad shoulders. Titus gently kisses her, pushing his tongue lazily into her mouth so she could taste herself. After he was done, the Primarch leans down, also kisses her, and tells her that he'll go as gentle as he could. He lifts up his tunic, taking off his loincloth in the process, and reveals his defined cock..

Cato is about to cry when he sees his father enter her with a pop, his erection growing when she cries out. Titus, while caressing her body, turns his gaze at him and scoffs. This would definitely teach him lesson, he thinks..

After hours and hours of Titus and Guilliman taking turns, they were finished with her. Guilliman helped the Ambassador to dress, kissed her cheeks once again and invited into his chambers to sleep in. He also promised her a warm bath, which made her giggle. Left alone, Titus reprimanded Cato, putting him down for his behaviour. He untied him and promptly left the room as well. Cato remained there, crying like a baby and deeply sexually frustrated. He looked at both his sides, spotting to his right a camera which seemed to be opened. This whole ordeal was filmed.

(I realized I made Cato an incel LMAO)

[the-kingshound]

i voted for adrei BECAUSE she’s my big sister . maximum emotional damage

Evil...

[addicted-to-his-knife]

there is a tweet on Luigi's official Twitter account stating 'It's not that Pavi is bisexual, it's just that he lacks the brain power to choose to not be attracted to someone.' which implies that at the very least off screen/off twitter in universe Pavi has shown attraction to other genders before, not just women

Good job anon 👍🏻

Found the original!

Alright, guess we can say he actually is bisexual (or somewhere on that spectrum at least since Luigi's the tweeter).

[animatronic-assistant]

Maybe someone can fix that for you. Like rip it out of you somehow!

NO! PLEASE I AM SORRY! NO RIPPING OR TEARING! I AM SORRY! I WILL BE SAD! I AM SAD! PLEASE! I DO NOT WANT TO BE BROKEN AGAIN! I WILL BE GOOD! I WILL BE SO GOOD! J-JUST PLEASE! PLEASE MOON!

She curled up in a ball and trembles violently.

[spade-riddles]

This billboard article was just released last week on 6/25.

"https://www.billboard.com/lists/taylor-swift-travis-kelce-relationship-timeline/travis-kelce-says-i-love-you/"

They reference a Jan 31, 2024 interview with TK where they talk about her attending her first Chief's game on 9/24. TK jokes that didn't just ask her out of the blue, and they had known each other for about a month. This article then states:

"That means Travis started courting the singer either at the end of August or the very beginning of September 2023."

Okay but I thought they were celebrating their 1-yr anniversary in Lake Como in May?? This feels like the "timelines skewed, questions raised" and "there's purpose in confusion, slowly untangling many ropes."

[lunarw0rks]

we have farmer!price but hear me OUT.

firefighter!soap…..

bruh.

you're 1000000000000 IQ. DON'T DO THIS TO ME BECAUSE I'LL FUCKING WRITE IT AND IT'LL BE LONG AND STUPID AND VULGAR AND DELICIOUS!!!

his arms 🫠🫠 bulging 🫠🫠 when he 🫠🫠 holds 🫠🫠 the 🫠🫠 fire axe 🫠🫠

OR FIREFIGHTER!SOAP PICKING YOU UP OVER HIS SHOULDER?!?>!?M HNSMDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOEJOF

S(CREAMING) !!!!

he'd win those firehouse sexy calender contests for sure...

[andorerso]

Are you writing a sequel to the Lady Knight Jyn AU? 👀

I don't know, am I? 😏

[artfightdramaconfessions]

*covered in blood and panting* submitted my first attack

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[askthe-littlepoet]

He wants to see it for himself that you're actually six foot. (~2 meters... right?)

Apparently being 26 meters tall... you get a bit of a bad perspective on height?

"Yeah, I guess it'd be hard to tell, given you're taller than..."

"Well, everyone, except some of the other bishops."

[yeah, it's 1.83 meters.]

[kitsunemist66]

If I had to make a guess.......your favorite character is Nana

Congratulations !

You got it right !

~Heres your prize~:

A magical evil furby

Now you'll have to always keep one eye open when you sleep, just in case he activates !

[gasterofficial]

You want us to stop so bad? Then Make us.

Sound familiar?

...

YOU THINK YOURSELF CLEVER?

HA.

I HOPE YOU ROT.

[space-spoon]

Are you a spoon cuz I need more of you to function (AuDHD rizz) /j

YES

[the-epic-hiram-lows]

Hiram groping Archie over the pants in the pew at Veronica's confirmation parallels to Grundy groping Archie in the car driving him home. Discuss

what is there to expand on? you've made a perfect statement.

[spade-riddles]

https://pagesix.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2013/08/karliekloss100654-768x949.jpg

Has it been discussed how this outfit is soooo similar to taylor's as she opens the eras tour (??!!) + the wings

[lunarw0rks]

Bartender Ghost that it 😩

lord.......

the sleeves of his black button up pulled up to his elbows, showing off his arm tattoos X__X

and the veins pulsing whenever he pours from the spout of a bottle, or how he can move a keg with little effort...........