#goofyness

[solo-by-choice]

alright, so would my fave survive castle Dracula? For the sake of @canyourfavesurvivecastledracula I'm doing Josh Lyman from The West Wing myself. Although I've only seen the show once and am not super... sure of my ability to remember enough minutiae to do this but I'm trying anywayyy

uh, no. He'd die. lol.

He wouldn't take the crucifix. He's not a superstitious person for the most part so I think he'd just find everyone freaking out about him going to the castle to be ridiculous. He's also Jewish. If he did take the crucifix, it would be to get the lady to stop bothering him and then he certainly wouldn't wear it.

He is technically a lawyer. I guess. He doesn't practice law, though, and I don't think he ever has. I suppose he could, but you know what let's not get into this because then I'll start questioning what an American from the late 90s/early naughts is doing in this story... (If Josh were from 1897 I suppose he'd be from Europe in the first place, but not England, and I'm having trouble imagining Dracula going to all this trouble to move to idk Poland or whatever.)

anyway

So maybe Josh doesn't make it past the shaving scene.

If he does, I think he might be able to keep alive for a while. He's good at talking; he could keep Dracula entertained as a conversation partner. The biggest issue might be his documented inability to be civil with people he doesn't like. He might be better at faking it with someone who has a (metaphorical) gun to his head, but we have no data on that kind of situation.

I doubt he'd put up with Dracula's weird touchy-feely habits. I'm not sure what he'd do about it, but I just don't think he'd be as fun to toy with as poor Jonathan because he wouldn't have Victorian manners preventing him from calling Dracula's behavior out. Which of course means Dracula won't put up with him as long.

If anyone's expecting him home on time, it's Donna. And presumably his boss is either Leo or Bartlett. (Sorry I'm thinking too much about transposing the cast of west wing into Dracula rather than assuming everything is the same in Josh's life which I think is how you're supposed to do this. So whyy is the deputy white house chief of staff bringing real estate paperwork to a count in Romania? oh nvm) Unfortunately I'm betting none of these people know shorthand, so Josh can't try and send them secret messages.

I do think Donna would recognize any letter that wasn't written in Josh's voice, but what good would that do them?

Does Josh get eaten by the Girlies? I guess the real question is whether Dracula saves him. I don't think Dracula would find Josh as fun a plaything as he did Jonathan. By this point Josh has probably started loudly demanding to be allowed to leave, is climbing the walls in boredom in every way but literally and has read every English book Dracula owns and taught himself basic Romanian. Josh's no genius, but he's smart and has the energy level of a working dog. He needs enrichment! Anyway Dracula probably thinks he's really annoying and maybe he lets his roommates bite him.

Unfortunately for him, Vampire!Josh is also annoying. But if they could get past that, Josh could do a great job running Dracula's take-over of his new country. Wants to be the guy the guy relies on, after all. America won't know what's hit it.

[imjustheretoseetheprivateblogs]

Hello, Procastination, my old friend

I want to kick you in the shin

[pinkfrog66-blorbo-blog]

Trollsonas look cool I kinda wanna make one

Abandon humanity embrace silliness

[rosekatara]

Two of my friends and I had the most hilarious text conversation 2 days ago, after we had just been together😅😂🤣 Thought it would be fun to share😂

[fucked-jimmy]

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[nighttheneko]

i just misread reblog as roblox and thought david bazucki bought Tumblr

[the-brainrot-central]

GUYS IM FINALLY OUT OF SCHOOL!!! FUCK YEAH BABBYYY TIME TO WRITE MORE CRINGEY MPREG WOOHOOOO 🥳🤩🎉🍾🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏😎😎 SWAGG TIME

[bluerosefox]

In Luminous Green Glow.

Another TaliaxDanny idea

So we knows those AU where Danny pops out the Lazarus Pits and meets like Damian or Jason.

What if, due to time travel shenanigans or even dimensional reasons Danny pops out of the Lazarus Pits when he was investigating it (maybe he's CW apprentice and helping keeping the Zone in check) and while looking he suddenly gets a sword put to his neck and a voice, a very very spine tingling smooth voice, saying

"Who are you. And how did you find this place."

Out the corner of his eye Danny could see a woman (or if time travel, teen! Talia) around his age and ooooh boy the Fenton 'I love a woman that just might kill me' genes are totally kicking into high gear.

[stinkyhorsebitch]

Same loudass suit - different bugman

[deadlydoofus]

Cacti are very sturdy and resilient plants by nature. Don't worry about it, there's always next year!

no i didnt post this 6 days after his birthday idk what you're talking about lol. some other doodles now to distract you.

[mrgoodenough254]

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[imjustheretoseetheprivateblogs]

This is the fat Mickey. Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from the joy he is feeling right now.

[star-buttons]

When he's 500+ years old, secretly a god, and is vaguely unsettling when he wants to be <333

[chibi-chaninks]

Time for some poor camera quality doodles!!! Lol I got some new mechanical pencils and I was testing em out when I got em and I gotta say.....ITS AMAZING IT FEELS SO SMOOTH EEEEEEEE❤️💕

[plankos]

thoughts on the upcoming one piece live action?

i don’t know much about it honestly i hope it’s good but i can’t stop wondering about how the fuck theyre gonna make this look good in live action:

[mightyart]

Thinking about renaming Hotdog too something like Hotpaw or Volcanine