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lily-drake · 2 years

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He Stole My Heart So I Stole His

Secret santa for: @silverwhiteraven

Co-author: @cyber-geist

Chapter 9: A Reveal and Pure Chaos:

Now considering the fact that the two had finally acknowledged their love for each other it shouldn’t have surprised the rest of the class that the amount of ‘thievery’ would increase. Still with the swapping of various clothing items, and various everyday objects it seemed that no one including Felix and Marinette had anticipated what would happen when their most important objects had gone missing. More specifically when Marinette had snagged Plagg’s Miraculous. Felix felt like an idiot. He had forgotten to take the miraculous off last night and give it back to Adrien for the day shift, and now he was paying for that mistake. Usually when they stole things from each other at the end of the day they just returned them to each other the next day or inevitably kept the things they liked. But while he trusted Marinette to be responsible with his miraculous, she was Multi Mouse after all. Still he wasn’t thrilled about A. the idea of giving up his and his brothers secret identity, and B. the inevitable things that Plagg was bound to tell her about him. The very thought of B. sent shivers down his spine and he shuddered violently.

So here he was pounding down the street toward the bakery where Marinette lived in a desperate attempt to stop the inevitable disaster that Plaggs words would cause. He slowed just before the bakery brushing a hand across his blazer and through his hair and plastering a smile on his face before entering the bakery. He waved politely at Marinette's parents and asked if it was ok for him to go up and see Mari. He’d only done this a few times since they started dating in the last month, but they already loved him and waved him right on upstairs.

Now Felix had expected many things when he burst through Marinette's bedroom door, but a red faced Marinette with her face buried in her hands, while a small red and black kwamii beat the heck out of Plagg both verbally and physically, was absolutely nowhere one his list. He stood there in shock for a good minute before slowly clearing his throat.

Marinette’s head shot up and the two kwamiis turned toward him all of them adopting fighting stances. Felix pinched the bridge of his nose.

“So your Ladybug?’

Marinette nodded mutely, and Felix sighed again staring disbelievingly at the ceiling.

“How on earth were we both so dense as to miss this?”

A smile began to play on her lips, Marinette shrugged.

“I mean you stalked my brother for years and me by extension, how on earth did you not see the pattern, and how on earth did I not notice that the two kindest, and bravest people in my life were the same person?!”

Small smile transforming into a grin Marinette lunged at him and he caught her wrapping his arms gently but firmly around her waist and back as he tucked her head beneath his chin.

“I don’t know we really must be hopeless.”

Felix laughed and kissed her nose.

“Truly impossible.”

There was a blissful moment of silence then a gagging noise filled the room, and Marinette turned bright red turning to the laptop on her desk. A face similar to Marinette’s own, eerily similar in fact but with darker skin peered through the screen on vid call a single judging eyebrow raised over two radioactive green eyes.

“Really أخت ('ukht) truly I had anticipated this sort of behavior from Grayson. The amount of physical affection occurring right now is frankly appalling.”

Marinette inhaled deeply and buried her face in Felix’s chest letting out a low gutteral groan that sounded frankly inhuman.

“Damiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! I just wanted a nice moment with my boyfriend!”

The boy, Damian apparently sent her a look that said how clearly unimpressed he was with her.

“From the only warrior I respected besides Cass, Mother, Father, and Alfred, you have managed to fall to a level of disgrace lower than Grayson. Congratulations sister you have made the achievement known as ‘PDA orineated overzealous girlfriend’ I am truly disappointed.”

Marinette whirled around and pointed a finger at the computer screen and opened her mouth to argue but then paused as she thought about it.

“I concede your point.”

Damien smiled smugly for a brief annoyingly long moment before Marinette smiled sharply.

“However A. You should know I have the skills to regain that respect, and B. you're one to talk ‘Mr.-snuggles-with-his-girlfriend-every-time-she-so-much-as-breathes-in-your-presence’.”

Damien flushed scarlet,

“I DO NOT!”

Marinette nodded and hummed, tapping a thoughtful finger to her chin.

“Hmmmm then perhaps I should call her and tell her just how much you truly despise physical affection, just to make you more comfortable of course.”

With an incomprehensible demonic sounding squawk of outrage Damian lunged toward the screen screaming protests and profanities while Marinette laughed in amusement. Damian hit the screen and there was a brief moment of spinning and crashing sounds as he disappeared from view, and then…

“DAMIAN I SWEAR IF YOU BROKE DICK’S COMPUTER THAT I JUST FIXED I WILL KILL YOU AND NO WILL EVER FIND YOUR BODY AND YOUR PETS WILL ALL BE DONATED TO THE NEAREST MEAT SHOP!!!!!”

A sound of unholy rage screeched from the other side as the small demonic child known as Damian launched himself at whoever had spoken there was the sound of a cut off scream and then the screen went dark as a sword appeared on screen. No doubt the blade was the reason for the sudden cut off connection. Felix stared at it for a moment before turning toward Marinette.

“I take it that's the “Demon Spawn” your brothers mentioned in our…visit over the phone last time.”

Marinette blinked innocently at him.

“Why, whatever do you mean? Damian a Demon? Never. He’s practically a little angel. Whatever gave you the impression as to otherwise?”

Felix raised a single eyebrow in imitation of the green eyed little monster.

“I don’t know, perhaps it was the slightly to spiky hair. I never did like people with spiky hair.”

Marinette nodded pensively.

“True, that is a very valid point.”

Then the two promptly burst into laughter, and sat down. Somehow despite the massive reveal that had just occurred nothing felt different and everything felt right with the world. That should have been Felix’s first warning sign of the doom to come…

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Tikki and Felix stood on Marinette's balcony during his free period. Usually he used this time to complete more paperwork or read up on new business information, but he felt that for today this would be far more profitable. He felt now that he was dating Marinette, it was alright and gave him the perfect opportunity to get back at her brothers for hacking his phone. Tikki, who was in the room with him, agreed with his plan and even encouraged it. He had also brought the idea up to Marinette, she laughed and said that it was a horrible idea, but said that she didn’t care and he would (hopefully) be fine if he did.

He and Tikki shared a grin and he slipped into Marinette's room. He set her bag on her bed and snagged a small earpiece Tikki told him connected to the boys who had hacked his phone. She warned him that they hadn’t had Tim with them at the time and that he may want to hide from electronics for a few days after this as Tim was a force to be reckoned with, but otherwise this plan was relatively harmless. Pocketing the earpiece, Felix slid down the drain pipe connected to Marinette's balcony and headed to the park. He sat on a bench and pulled out the earpiece. Then with a smirk, he turned it on. Second’s later a voice came over the line.

“Yo, Pixie Pop what's up?”

Felix chuckled, then he cleared his throat and began to speak in thickly accented english.

“Hello this is the boy you hacked a few months ago, I returned the favor and have managed to find a way to contact you as well. I know who you really are and if you don’t leave me alone, I will send a very nasty surprise to your location, and prank Marinette for the foreseeable future.”

There were a few choice curses and then another voice could be heard in the background.

“Tracking the device now.”

The voice was cool and calm, and for some reason sent shivers down Felix’s spine. That must be Tim, and from what Tikki had said he did NOT want to mess with this man. Quickly setting down the headpiece Felix booked it back to school and hid in the library. Hopefully nothing would go tooooooo wrong. Oh how wrong he was.

Felix needed help while the video call that had appeared on the library computer screen had shown him Jason, Damien, and Dick armed with various weapons and in full Bat regalia, which what the heck? The Bats? Really? Of all the people for Mari to be related to! He’d thought he knew who they were, he had been oh so very wrong, and perhaps may have put himself in more danger then he had originally anticipated. He’d thought they were a minor mafia family or something, not some of the literal most dangerous humans on the entire planet!

Regardless, while those three had shown up on screen, Tim had not, and he was easily the biggest threat to him at the moment. While the others had somehow teleported to Paris and begun to pursue him, he’d largely been able to evade them. Tim, yea not so much. Anything with any form of wireless connection was tracking him and either attacking or pursuing him, the city had come to life and it was highly intelligent. Strangely enough and thankfully for him Tim seemed to want to mess with him personally and hadn’t led the other bats to him just yet. He honestly just seemed to be toying with Felix which while highly irritating also made him nervous. He was currently cornered and a news screen in the shop near him lit-up the Rook symbol blazing to life. There was a quiet moment as he stared the screen down, heart in his throat before a voice cleared its throat. It was heavily modulated and cold. The voice was inhumanly even. Oh dang it all.

Felix wanted to just go hide underground for a few centuries of course Tim would be Rook! It made sense honestly after his conversation with the man and then later with the Wayne family he should have made the connection. But oh no, the thought had never crossed his mind and now he was currently face to face, or at least electronic to face with someone that everyone who knew of him agreed was easily one of the most dangerous people in the world. He’d heard about him from Plagg and that was about it the guy had gone seriously far underground after his period as Red Robin everyone thought he’d retired, or died, but after asking Plagg about Rook after their last conversation the Kwamii had revealed that Rook was actually a remarkably suitable candidate for multiple miraculi and that he was in fact a highly skilled and dangerous individual, and it seemed Felix had managed to tick him off. Finally the tense silence was broken by Tim-no Rook’s voice.

“Based on the expression on your face I’m guessing that when you said ‘I know who you are’ this was not in fact what you were referring to, and that now because of my siblings rushing into action you actually do know our identities and are suitably panicked.”

Felix nodded mutely, and Rook sighed tiredly,

“I have not had nearly enough coffee for this.”

He groaned loudly, thumping his head against what sounded like a hard desk.

“I am currently running on two hours of sleep in the past four days and would really like to not deal with this right now. But since the rest of my family with a few exceptions is both incompetent and wildly dangerous to anyone they are unreasonably mad at it seems I am going to have to.”

There was an inhuman groaning sound that reminded Felix of Marinette's reaction to her brother a few days ago, and then Rook spoke again and despite the voice modulator he sounded so thoroughly done and dead that Felix felt a little bit guilty and sorry for the man. He hadn’t meant to cause this much trouble for him.

“Alright follow the drone I’m sending your way I’ll keep you safe from the rest of my family while I talk them down from their frankly annoying and completely unfounded murderous frenzy.”

There was a bunch of grumbling on the other end and as Felix followed the drone around he couldn’t help but feel like he was glad that Rook was on his side. Explosions sounded on the other side of the city as well as what sounded like several high pitched screams. Felix shuddered. Oh he was so VERY glad.

~Fin~

ENDNOTE:

*Night of the wedding* Felix: Adrien I will need you to take the night shift for me and Ladybug tonight. Adrien: I understand why I would need to for you, but why Ladybug? Felix: …… Felix: You do realize that I am marrying Ladybug, correct? Adrien: No?! You're marrying Marinette. Felix: …… Felix: Adrien my sweet naive brother, how on earth did you not know she’s Ladybug? Adrien: No she’s Multi Mouse. Did you hit your head or something? Felix: *breathes deeply* Adrien that was a fake out on her part to trick Hawkmoth. The actual Multi Mouse is her sister, Cassandra, and only sometimes. Adrien: ….. Adrien: WAIT YOUR MARRYING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!! HOW COULD YOU?! THE ABSOLUTE BETRAYAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Felix: Adrien do you even love Marinette? Adrien: …… Adrien: She’s just a frie- *dejectedly* Oh dang it all that's why you got her and I didn’t, isn’t it? Felix: You're welcome. Your idiocy has officially faded just enough for you to finally see the error of your ways. Adrien: ….. Adrien: One of these nights I will kill you in your sleep and no one will ever believe it was me cause I’m the nice twin. Felix: *rolls his eyes* Good luck with that. I’ve got her chaotic family to protect me. Adrien: *smiles sweetly* true but I know more than anyone thinks I do, or did you forget the Great Art Piece Incident? Felix: *eyes widen and slight shudder* alright fine I acknowledge the danger you pose and so dearly and from the bottom of my heart dear brother mine I ask that you do not kill me. Adrien: *stares at him for a long moment* You owe me a favor, understood? Felix: *sweats nervously* understood.

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bunbongonhonpho · 2 years

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#vừa vặn

tại sao mình luôn tìm cách để hòa hợp với tổ chức hay một nhóm người nào đó hmm cũng có thể là "con bò" cho sự lười nhát sợ hãi. (con bò là lời lẽ biện minh, nhảm nhí, ngăn ta phát triển nghĩa, được coppy và chế lại từ một quyển sách vừa đọc nhưng không nhớ kĩ )

đã có một người nói với mình và nhiều người khác rằng "cuộc sống là đồ thị hình sin" hmm mô tả kĩ hơn là lúc lên voi xuống chó :D ( mình hình dung zậy)

mình không biết mình đang ở khúc lên hay khúc giữa hay khúc xuống của đồ thị hình sin đó nữa, hay đang ở trên con chó con ngữa con voi con bò con heo hay đang giun nữa ( hmm có nghĩa là chẳng còn gì vì con giun ở trong lòng đất)

thật là nhảm nhí hí hí hí hmmmm hichichichichcccichcicichiiciccichcici

dạo này mình thở dài hơi nhiều nhỉ mà tuổi trẻ mà có cái con khỉ khô gì đây mà thở ngắn với dài

mà dạo gần đây mình cảm thấy mọi thứ của mình đều rất không ổn mặc dù mọi thứ bề ngoài có vẻ ok

mình cảm thấy mình đang cố gắng để "vừa vặn" với tất cả mọi người hmm nhưng dạo này béo nên cũng hơi chật hmmm nó có nghĩa là mình không còn là chính mình khi ở cùng mọi người cho lắm,

mình cứ nghĩ là mình giỏi nói giỏi giao tiếp nhưng khum, mình chỉ là một đứa nói xàm, nói mà không nghĩ kĩ + với sự tự tin là nhiều

hmmmm whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy như zậy nhỉ?

mình fit để làm gì?

mà khum fit có sao khum?

đối với câu hỏi thứ 1 mình fit để làm gì? để được công nhận, để được trông giống dòng họ với vượn, loài có tư duy ngôn ngữ và động vật bậc cao cấp hmmmm để có cảm giác an toàn

mà khum fit có sao khum? hahahah có, sẽ không có đc cái ở trên thui hahaha hmmm nghe có vẻ cũng hơi nhảm nhí nhưng à là zậy đó, nhưng điều đó đối với một đứa trẻ luôn đặt ánh nhìn của mọi người lên hàng đầu là quan trọng lắm vì nó là hàng đầu những thứ phải làm.

mà ai bắt phải làm????? có vẻ là chẳng ai bắt hết nhưng có một người vô hình được hình thành từ những người hữu hình bắt làm vậy.

vậy làm sao thoát khỏi người vô hình đó ? đơn giản như đang giỡn cùng một đứa con nít mà nó hay khóc khi cả nhà đang ngủ trưa , nghĩa là khum đơn giản đó,

thuii nhảm nhí quá, làm sao để thoát khỏi người vô hình đó????

vô rừng sống - hmm cách này hay nhưng không phù hợp với những người còn thích bánh pía và bún bò

cách thứ 2 - vô chùa ở, hmmm phương án này có khả thi nhưng khum được vì chưa từng có boi phờ ren nên vẫn còn lưu luyến

cách thứ 3 die hay ngủm củ tỏi, đi bán muối thôi dừng đừng có toxic và negative như vại

cách nữa đi

bỏ đi đến một noi khum ai biết, cách này cần phải cực giàu và vô cảm hoặc cần kĩ năng sinh tồn cao như tazan

những cách trên thật làm nhảm nhí haha

đó là cứ chấp nhận đi, cái gì khum giết được bạn thì sẽ làm bạn mạnh hơn, haha câu này thật khum đúng khum giết đc mình thì ít nhất mình cũng thoi thóp, hoặc là thành người thực vật rồi có kinh nghiệm để chống chọi lần sau chứ kiểu gì mà mạnh hơn,

đúng vậy chúng ta phải trải qua đắng cay chua mặn ngọt thì cs mới thú dị chứ

hình như nhờ như vậy thì loài người mới tồn tại được đến ngày hôm nay

và nếu thực sự mọi thứ quá tệ thì hãy cố gắng ngủ một giấc, khóc một lần, tắm một xíu, nghe một bản nhạc không lời hoặc bài " đi để trở về"

khum ngờ mình lại chính chắn như vậy đúng là tuổi 19 - bẻ gãy ngà voi hahaha

13/1/2022

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