#google results

[la-principessa-nuova]

So I’m reading something online and stumble onto a post where somebody mentions the Harkness Test. I’d never heard of it (or at least not recently enough to remember it), but from context, it was clear that it was something along the lines of it being moral for two characters of different species to have sex as long as they are both able to communicate and understand consent.

But of course, being a Doctor Who fan, I recognized that this is probably named after Jack Harkness, who is famously very horny for every sentient species in the universe, so I wanted to google it to see if that was in fact the origin.

This is what happens when Google uses Tumblr as a source of truth.

[himluv]

Who did this?!?!?

I was just googling (obsessively) at work, as one does, and saw this????? Excuse?!?

[2000ghosts]

february 11, 2009

[i-am-trans-gwender]

I saw fan art of Charlie Morningstar with hooves. I wanted to know if this was canon or fanon. To find out I looked up "Charlie Morningstar's feet" on Google. I was disgusted and appalled by the results but I only have myself to blame for thinking that was a good idea.

(Charlie canonically has hooves by the way)

[denticulate-blooms]

Omg, so the amazing Natalie Abrams, Creator of Gotham Knights, has blessed me with some DomBrow competition for Misha! I'm not worthy! All hail the new Queen!

[billkill]

I'm cackling🤣🤣

[cake-apostate]

Good news: Dr. Google prescribed video games for my cough.

[Image: a google search result for 'cough remedies', with images. The pictures for Saltwater Gargle, Ginger, Hydration, Honey, and Thyme all show pertinent images, but the picture for Steam is the logo for the video game distribution platform known as Steam]

[himitsusentaiblog]

I would like to let you know your post about ultraman’s name is the first result on google

WHAT?! Holy cow. I just checked and it didn't come up as first for me but it is in the top five and that BLOWS MY MIND!

Thank you so much for letting me know!

[hiimakward]

Thank you Google very helpful

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt

[anonymous-harpy]

I have... No idea what happened but late night scrolling produced results that entertained me too damn much given my brain rot

I was just checking on something out of curiosity and then... Just wow, thx Google XD

The concerning irony of offenderman being in there too...

[bichito]

after googling "can cats eat arugula?"

[i-am-trans-gwender]

"Google is free"

True but I'd rather get an answer from a person with emotions then a website that turns a 30 word answer into an entire article while trying to stay as neutral as possible.

[fuddlyduddly]

how do you think Ethan feels about google listing him as Joel's brother, but not the other way around

[callisteios]

Hi, feel free to take my new uquiz to discover what kind of vampire you are!