“Antonio Banderas’ Armand wasn’t good-“ SHUT UP SHUT UP HE WAS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY
HE’S GIVING US TORTURED SENSUAL BEAUTY, HE’S GIVING US ELEGANCE AND TRAUMA!!!
HE’S GIVING US JACKING OFF IN THE MOONLIGHT THEN HEAD LEANING ON THE WINDOW SILL TO CRY!!!!!!!
HE GAVE EVERYTHING HE NEEDED TO GIVE
Thank u
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Nico being a real one and FINALLY talking about the elephant in the room that was Daniel’s old chassis was the problem not him!
And then 2 minutes later saying Daniel’s team (Blake) talking to Christian because the offer for the Red Bull seat was too low! 🤯
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Just watched the prime empire shorts and the Gayle Gossip one was definitely my favourite, mainly because of how ridiculous the situation is from the outside.
People are going missing randomly, and this random ass game called prime empire is the new trend in Ninjago, its so popular that even Nelson's mom has gone missing.
The authorities have all but cracked down on any info about prime empire itself, and the incident that eventually led to the ninja getting a hold of the motherboard needed to turn on prime empire.
Which may I add, makes NO SENSE whatsoever in my opinion, yes the situation is really damn bad, yes people are gonna start panicking when the info gets out, but at the same time, most people going to these arcades are children, or teenagers.
Yes there are adults to be fair, but I think they'd be mature enough to know that staying away from prime is for thier own good, and as for the children and teenagers, I don't think thier parents would even let them get near an arcade if they find out about prime empire.
Side note: they have knock off sonic in the Ninjago universe lmao
But back to the short and situation,
Zane at one point shows up when an arcade owner was being interviewed, and he urges people to stay away from the game.
You'd think NGTV would immediately stop interviewing the arcade owner and focus on Zane's warning immediately, but apparently nope!
You'd think that people would take Zane's warning seriously, but fucking NOPE!
Why can't the government of Ninjago have Zane "Sacrifed myself to save the world." Julien, Or P.I.X.A.L "Samurai-X Saved the city from the preeminent."Borg make a public announcement revealing information about prime empire while urging people to stay away from it?
I'm getting way too focused on a show about Legos aimed at kids...
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There’s definitely a reason vampires don’t have day jobs
Can you imagine walking into GameStop and holy shit is that the vampire Armand getting harassed by a neck beard incel who thinks he’s a woman
What if you walked into Sephora and Jesus Christ is that famed rockstar LESTAT about to jump over the counter and beat a customer up
Oh boy let’s go to Barnes and noble to get some books- why the fuck is there a tall blonde man with the world’s scariest blue eyes standing behind the counter and talking to a 13 year old about Minecraft what the hell??????????
Louis is too hot to get a job his job is being hot and sitting in Lestat’s house and being hot
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I get that the whole office already had their suspicions but the one employee to immediately tell the rest after both Qian and Yuan signal to keep her mouth shut, was so rude!
Not only did she kinda of out them she did not even have the decency to wait 2 minutes or just tell one colleague she’s closest too. She immediately made it everybody’s business and then it became even worse that all of them wanted to know who is top and bottom.
Like why do you wanna know? That’s none of your business.
I’m happy both San Pang and Xiong looked bothered by the employees discussing Qian and Yuans sex lives 2 seconds into knowing they are a thing.
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monet defintely showers you in affection and gifts. shes a rich heiress and she will prove it damn it. sending you $200 as a good morning gift, giving you a passionate kiss when she firsts see you on the steps at school, walking with you to your classes, buying/ordering you your favorite lunch, shopping with you after school ends and buying anything your eyes linger on. when the time comes for you to actually wear something she bought to a party, she showers you in kisses and can barely keep her hands off of you all night. please dont let any guys come up to you and try to flirt because she will critique them so harshly they'll leave with insecurities they didnt know they had. but hey, youre hers and they need to know it !
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day 870??? The student council president Bela and headmistress Miranda havent given us, monster energy drinks and cake in months because Intern and prof. Ingrid joked about leaking private information and their coffee orders and messages. please we are actually being made to do our homework and our jobs of running this club.
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