#gotta know about e v e r y t h i n g

[sungrave]

I saw the Goostarion videos so much now i have a hard time remembering his name is actually ASTARION but more importantly, i work at a Renaissance festival and we also have the lost and found in our booth and someone lost their phone with Astarion as the background and my coworker was like "interesting background choice" and two thoughts went through my head immediately 1. There are people who dont actually know Baldur's gate 3 2. Sometimes people working at the renfaire doesn't mean they are into or know of every lil fantasy rabbithole that exists

[duckchu]

Well gotta redo this thanks Tumblr

Heartsteel Yone nsfw alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Great. He'll bring you food and water and will even was you if you'd like that

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On him, his hair, on you probably neck, he enjoys kissing and biting it during sex

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He doesn't want to create a mess for any of you to clean up so he wants to cum inside most of the time

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

When you're away he humps your pillow

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

None at all, even though he had girlfriends in the past

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

The lotus

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Serious, prefers to leave the laughs for after the act

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Barely any, black

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He's really romantic, telling you how much he loves you, how you look like a goddess and all that. It really feels like he isn't fucking you, but making love

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Rarely, only to take care of his morning wood

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Hair pulling, praise, light bondage

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bedroom, he doesn't want anyone to catch you two

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Just touching you makes him want to take you, but he can hold back

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Hurting you, aside from the hair pulling

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers giving since he wants to please you as much as he can

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and sensual, wants you to feel every thrust

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Not really a fan, but if you insist...

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Not really, doesn't enjoy any risks

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

1, maybe 2 rounds. If you aren't satisfied, he'll finish the job with his mouth or fingers

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No, but if you'd like to try them he would reluctantly agree

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Not at all, he wants you to enjoy this as much as he is and doesn't see the point in teasing

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Really loud, moans and pants, screaming your name

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He sometimes fucks you to find the right rhythm for a song

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Skinny but long, about 4,5 inches

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Not really high, usually you're gonna have to initiate

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If he doesn't have work to do, he will do aftercare and then fall asleep on your breasts pretty quickly

[drinkyourvillainjuice]

Mal NSFW Alphabet? O.O

Looks like the doors are opened up on these, huh?

Well, here we go...

Forewarning: this is another level lewder than Wil's one.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Cuddly. Annoyingly self-satisfied.

They're definitely gonna check in on their partner while couching it in a tease.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Mal's a little indifferent to their own body. They can switch things around. Their partner? Depends which part makes them squirm the most.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

It's fun when things get sticky ;)

(the cleanup is not so fun. but at least it was a good time)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Has definitely boned in some places that one probably should not, including at least once somebody else's bed. Like, not on purpose per se. but you know. heat of the moment.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Most experienced in the cast. They strike out a lot, but hey, if you don't shoot your shot, then you don't know.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Bending over their partner, pressing their front into their partner's back, a hand between their partner's legs.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

0% serious. They're gonna fool around, and their partner's gotta come prepared for that.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Depends on their mood ;)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Not especially lovey-dovey but they're used to hook-ups so they only warm into being intimate over time and once they know their partner wants that.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

ehhh they will but it's usually more fun for them with a partner.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

"I wonder if I can make them cum in their pants..."

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bedroom is usually best. Look, the floor might be fun in theory, but your knees are gonna start feeling real rough on the hardwood after a minute or two.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Being with somebody they like. A partner who talks/emotes during the act. Not taking things too seriously. Turning the table/getting it turned on them.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Very picky about what they'll do with their power before the deed and a fairly hard no about during.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Would rather give than receive, and knows what they're doing.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Very fast when excited, obnoxiously slow if they think they can wind up their partner.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Yes.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

They don't mind experimenting at all, variety is the spice of life.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Their biology is a bit of a cheat code here. They've been known to go off real fast if they're particularly horny, but they're usually good to go again before too long.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

They have a couple, but they like body on body better.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

OFF THE CHARTS.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

They talk a lot during sex. Like a lot a lot.

Mal: Oh? Why don't you try shutting me up?

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Dion's accidentally walked in on them more than once and they find it excruciatingly embarrassing and feel deeply apologetic for it

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Psssh. Wouldn't you like to know.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Literally has the highest libido of the entire cast.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If permitted to cuddle, they'll start get snoozy before too too long.

[acfh-vn]

does rook have an NSFW alphabet??.w.

~Rook's NSFW Alphabet~

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) Rook is extremely cuddly and clingy. You want to get up and go pee or take a shower? You're either going to take him with you or be staying in bed. B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) Rook doesn't like how he looks, and he can get really self-conscious at times. But his favorite part of you are your lips. C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) He loves it when you swallow :) D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) He has a hand kink E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) Absolutely 100% virgin boi, has no clue what he's doing and will need some guidance. F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) Reverse Cowgirl G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) He's so desperate it's practically goofy H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) Uh.... well, he doesn't grow a whole lot of hair there, so it's like patchy and curly. I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) Like I said, he's desperate and whiny. He just wants you two to feel good together, but he may go too fast, so you gotta guide them. J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) He thinks of your lips and how soft they are....and bam. Cums immediately. K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) Praise kink (receiving and giving) Sensory deprivation kink (such as being blindfolded, and not being able to hear.) Overstimulation (receiving) L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) Your bed. He likes the thought of that every time you go to your room, you'll remember what you two did :) M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) Call him a good boy. N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Ageplay. Big no no. O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) Receiving, he's going to buck and rut himself into your throat, so you gotta tell him you're in control or he'll start face-fucking you. Giving? Uh... you're going to have to give the poor boy some guidance. P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) He starts off slow but he wil get rougher on accident unless you say something. Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) Absolutely loves them. R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) He's open for anything except ageplay. S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) He will go until he passes out. T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) He owns a sock.... U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) He doesn't tease much, but he will absolutely die/pos if you tease them. V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) Very much a whimperer. W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) He's a subby bottom, but he will top and dom if you want them to. X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) *coughs* 12 inches. Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) It's very high but he is more reserved about it. Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards Legit will not sleep until you do.

[enha-sua]

(🔴) ... [ NOW PLAYING ] [ENGENE-MADE] A-Z WITH SUA !

( a is for... ) at this point *tsk* i don't even know man , it's just at this point really

( b is for... ) boynextdoor *winks* listen to their song , it's a good song to skip down the street and disassociate from life.

( c is for... ) crab? jay i am allergic to crab , are you trying to take me out of this earth , what's your beef with me.

( d is for... ) don't you value the air , you like life right , then unhand my phone jake.

( e is for... ) *falls out of chair , gets up like nothing happened* "eh , i've had worse happened to me before."

( f is for... ) forget it , im getting the shoes , will deal with the consequences later.

( g is for... ) goddammit *looks at the staff* who said that *she's alone*

( h is for... ) have you seen my fake nail , im gonna try and glue it back on , i gotta get my moneys worth.

( i is for... ) i could've been a neurosurgeon had i not taken the idol role... think about that , i could've been holding a knife as a job *everyone is silently praying*

( j is for... ) *jungwon asking her to translate* jungwon my love , i am not the right person for this job , i can barely speak korean.

( k is for... ) karma is the best song on the album *check the comments* why are you guys booing me in the comments.

( l is for... ) love triangles bring me so much stress *literally sitting in between heeseung and sunghoon the biggest love triangle in kpop*

( m is for... ) maybe i am the problem... yeah it's definitely me.

( n is for... ) no , i simply don't want to do it , and you can't make.

( o is for... ) *randomly when it's quite* ooooh eeee like karma-a-a

( p is for... ) *screams at the top of her lungs* PARK SUNGHOON *sunghoon is scared* "can you get that"

( q is for... ) quite , im looking for my airpod and i can't think.

( r is for... ) *ni-ki talking while she's driving* ri-ki i will crash this car if i don't focus , calm down.

( s is for... ) so what you're saying is that you hate me , wow after all we've been through *all heeseung said was no*

( t is for... ) take my photo sunghoon *gets photo back* did you take it with a refrigerator, this is terrible.

( u is for... ) uhhh im not sure if i can answer that without legal liability.

( v is for... ) vote for me best enhypen member.

( w is for... ) what the hell *everyone is shock* what , i didn't say nothing

( x is for... ) xoxo <3 *thinks for a second* somi baby please come back i miss you

( y is for... ) *reads a mean comment* you hate my voice?? i mean you can turn off the live , im the one who has to live with it so.

( z is for... ) zero intellectual thoughts in there , just marbles and vibes.

©️ENHA-SUA

[weatheringfeelingsvn]

Can I request you do a nsfw alphabet for the therapists?

And maybe one for Miguel but separately cause I’m still mad at him

NSFW Below~

SONNIG’s

A = Aftercare: Is probably the one that will need the most aftercare but he will always prioritize you instead; how you view him, what you need. Even as he is experiencing sub drops, he will reassure you that he's fine. You gotta be a lil forceful with him to take care of him.

B = Body part: He will never admit this but he likes his arms. He worked hard for their muscle definition. He will explode if you admire them too. On you, he loves your hands. He thinks they’re pretty and they do magical things to him when you touch him.

C = Cum: It tastes like lemongrass tea :]

D = Dirty Secret: He’ll try anything you’re into, even if he tries to act like he won’t.

E = Experience: He’s only dated twice before, and they were pretty vanilla. Everything he’s doing with you is new to him.

F = Favorite Position: When you ride him or fuck him from above. Giddyup cowgirl/boy/person.

G = Goofy: With flirting and foreplay, it can be a little silly, he wants to start it off light! Once you get really into it though, he normally doesn’t have the concentration to crack a joke. 

H = Hair: He started off casually trimming because he was self conscious about it.… but then he started completely shaving… 

I = Intimacy: He craves it. Any touch you grant him is something that he wants, whether that touch be harsh or soothing, he just wants to be close. 

J = Jack off: Since he’s met you, he feels shame jacking off because you’re what he’s thinking of now. To sort of balance it out in his head, he also does some weird little rituals like ‘If I do this humiliating thing or feel this level of pain, it makes it a little more okay.’

K = Kink: He thinks he’s being lowkey with his submissive masochism kink. He’s not. He yearns to be dommed, degraded, taken care of. To be used.

L = Location: He feels safest in his bedroom with his dog tucked away safely elsewhere. He would die if Zodiac ever walked in on him. He’s not opposed to your teases in public, though. He likes the thrill… but only with you.

M = Motivation: Being completely at your beck and call.

N = No: No scat or excessive bodily harm. 

O = Oral: He’d happily please you. He’s a little experienced but he could always learn to do better.

P = Pace: He’ll follow whatever you’re feeling like that day, if you want to fuck him hard or edge him slowly.

Q = Quickie: You are literally the only person that could convince him of having a quickie outside of his home with just a look. You break down his barriers.

R = Risk: He is putty in your hands, you can screw him up pretty good. Whatever risky behaviors you wanna partake in, he’s gonna excitedly oblige.

S = Stamina: An amazing amount! He can go on for however long you want!

T = Toys: He has a few that he’s bought to experiment with. He’s open to more if that’s what you want.

U = Unfair: Likes to be the one that is teased. Can be edged for a long time if you so choose ;] He will beg the whole time.

V = Volume: He’s very responsive and with enough encouragement, he will allow himself to shed his shame and get loud.

W = Wild Card: He will probably tear up during sex. Whether because you’re doing him softly or sadistically, you will be seeing a lot of him crying.

X = X-ray: He has a toned physique and a long dick. 

Y = Yearning: He’s always down bad to have you mess with him anywhere anytime.

Z = Zzzz: He falls asleep pretty fast while he is wrapped around you. He enjoys being the smaller spoon, despite being so big.

YU:

A = Aftercare: Very used to taking care of his partner. Knows exactly what you need, he has it all prepared, you never have to worry about it.

B = Body part: He’s proud of how adept he is with his hands and tongue. He’s an assman.

C = Cum: It tastes like chamomile tea. :]

D = Dirty Secret: He tried bottoming when he was younger and in a bad time of his life. He refuses to do so again.

E = Experience: He is the most experienced and he’s pretty proud of it.

F = Favorite Position: Doggystyle, usually with your arms tied behind your back going at his preferred pace.

G = Goofy: If you laugh, he’ll punish you. It makes for a great opportunity to be a brat to him.

H = Hair: He likes to trim his hair himself and shapes it. 

I = Intimacy: He can be pretty romantic when he feels that you’ve earned it.

J = Jack off: He doesn’t do it often. He’d usually find a partner before he met you, now you get to be his fleshlight.

K = Kink: VERY into marking and letting other people know that you belong to him without outright stating so. It’s a mind game he’s fond of.

L = Location: He has his own special room for certain activities, but practically anywhere in his house is free reign. Anywhere other than the kitchen because he doesn’t want to have to sanitize the counters… 

M = Motivation: Knowing that he’s the center of your universe when you do it.

N = No: No scat or excessive bodily harm. 

O = Oral: He will eat you out like there’s no tomorrow. He enjoys making you squirm so he’ll take his time.

P = Pace: He’ll keep the pace to whatever the mood feels like. He can do both fast and slow.

Q = Quickie: He’s the king of quickies. He’s pretty good at getting down to business, finishing you up, and cleaning up fast.

R = Risk: He’ll take calculated risks whenever he feels like it.

S = Stamina: He might not have the best stamina but if he doesn’t tire you out, he always finds a way to keep going.

T = Toys: He enjoys including toys and has quite the collection.

U = Unfair: He loves teasing you. He will metaphorically ~~and physically~~ keep yanking at your chain just because he feels like it. If you try to do the same, you’ll get punished (or rewarded depending on how you look at it).

V = Volume: He’s pretty quiet when he’s not taunting or praising you. The most you’ll get out of him are a few grunts and heavy breaths.

W = Wild Card: 

X = X-ray: He’s a pretty average guy but he makes up for it in skill. Short king shit.

Y = Yearning: He has a moderate and controlled libido, but he loves making you flustered so when he sees the chance, he’ll take it.

Z = Zzzz: He’s a night owl. He’ll stay up, but if you want him to, he’ll stay in bed and pet your head until you fall asleep.

A = Aftercare: He’s new to all this, he will need a lot of guidance but he is very eager to fret over you.

Nubloso

B = Body part: He loves your tummy. He just wants to lay on you and hold you close. He honestly really likes his chest. It’s something soft that you can both enjoy!

C = Cum: It tastes like a subtle peppermint tea :]

D = Dirty Secret: If you gave him the chance, he would love to watch you pleasure yourself as both a learning experience to see what you enjoy the most and to just take the chance and focus completely on how you look in the moment. 

E = Experience: He only had experience with his hand before you came along.

F = Favorite Position: Good ol’ fashioned missionary, both for receiving and giving. He loves looking at you and holding you.

G = Goofy: He doesn’t try to be goofy, but he babbles so much during sex that sometimes it just happens 

H = Hair: Full natural. 

I = Intimacy: Inject it into his VEINS, he wants it all!! He’ll spout the corniest shit about how much he adores you and sometimes pause just to look at you with a dopey grin. He’s so in love.

J = Jack off: Quite a lot to be frank. He has a lot of pent up feelings and it’s a good method for self care.

K = Kink: He’s got the biggest breeding kink, he likes the fantasy of creating something new together and starting a family with you. If you’re not comfortable with it, he’ll keep it to himself, he doesn’t want to freak you out. 

L = Location: Here, there, anywhere. Bend you over in the office, lay himself across the couch, kitchens are free reign. Anywhere you are, it has absolutely crossed his mind. 

M = Motivation: Anything can get him started, really. Hearing your voice, being in your vicinity, smelling you, even just looking at you. This is his first time feeling so intensely about a person, he can’t control his reaction.

N = No: No scat or excessive bodily harm. 

O = Oral: You really gotta teach him what to do. He will enjoy learning!

P = Pace: You being his first, he goes pretty hard and fast like a rabbit. He has to learn to take things slow.

Q = Quickie: He’d love to have them as often as he can with you.

R = Risk: He likes controlled risky situations, like doing it in his office after he makes sure the door is locked. He likes the fantasy of showing people that you are his, but he’d actually rather not have anyone eyeing you.

S = Stamina: He’s a noob, he goes until he tires himself out so it can wildly range.

T = Toys: He’s open to them if you like them, but he kinda prefers going without (other than the strap, he loves it if you use it).

U = Unfair: He does his best to tease you to get a reaction out of you. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t, but he won’t give up.

V = Volume: He’s pretty talkative during sex. He does a lot of dirty talking when he gets lost in the moment.

W = Wild Card: 

X = X-ray: He’s got a soft physique with a thick dick.

Y = Yearning: He’s always yearning for you. His sex drive is crazy.

Z = Zzzz: He takes a while to sleep because he enjoys your presence too much. He’ll snuggle you and daydream about you as he feels you falling asleep. 

[speakofthedebbie]

im bored and need constant stimulation so

learn the alphabet with debbies recommended searches!

a is for: ao3. unsurpsingly

b is for: biblegateway (LMAO WHAT-)

c is for: capitalize my titles. for my fics lol

d is for: google docs. i mean fair, ive been writing a lot of fics recently

e is for: emojipedia. look when typing emojis is as inconvenient as it is on chromebook you make do

f is for: farbecolore. honestlya bit odd cuz ive only used it once

g is for: gmail (oop almost leaked my address-) i dont actually have that many unread its just how i mark important things

h is for: the fucking hazbin hotel fandom page. i go there every week for enrichment /j

i is for: imgflip. eh

j is for: @manicali's misspelling of jojo siwa. i js wanted to make sure there wasnt some other jojo i didnt know about (also ive only searched it once)

k is for: know your meme. look i gotta know the slang somehow-

l is for: lagged.com. odd cuz i havent used it in a while

m is for: tumblr top! i should actually check that now

n is for: the new yourk times. eh

o is for: online voice recorder. yeah this one was just cuz of the poison cover-

p is for: google photos. makes sense

q is for: squised adam on quotev. also have only looked at this once

r is for: reductress. geez i havent thought about them in a sec-

s is for: song library. it was for jojos karma

t is for: good ol toronto public library

u is for: urban dictionary. once again, a girls gotta know her slang

v is for: tech got nothing but the closest was Vagabond_Sloth hehe

w is for: boyfriends. on webtoon. *sigh* i knew it would show up eventually...

x is for: _deetea_ on x twitter. unsurprising, no platform is safe from my radioapple ass (i dont actually have an account)

y is for: good ol youtube

z is for: tech nothing but next one was zara. whatever the fuck that is

[s0lemnhypn0s]

(She/he for Angelo)

"W O A H KID! You KNOW, I'D ADVISE YOU BE A RESPONSIBLE DRINKER, YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO DIE OF ACUTE LIVER FAILURE ON JULY 7TH, 12:07 AM AT THE RIPE AGE OF 46, WOULD YOU?"

"Whu- Huh."

"HEY, Don't look all DUMBFOUNDED Twoface! LISTEN! I didn't come here JUST to criticize your alcoholism, SO WHY DON'T I GET STRAIGHT TO THE P O I N T! I'm here to do a little BARTERING!"

"What tha' hell are you, howsabout you answer that before anythin' else"

"OH! FINE, FINE. IF YOU I N S I S T. I'm just a FRIENDLY and GENEROUS MULTIDIMENSIONAL BEING straight out of a HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE, that so HAPPENED to be PASSING THROUGH YOUR ALCOHOL ADDLED MIND ! Aren't you LUCKY! THE NAMES BILL!"

"Care ta' explain how I'm lucky. This is lookin' an awful lot like a door-to-door scam tha' more you talk."

"NOW! DON'T BE TOO HASTY, SCOLOPENDRA GIGANTEA! I'D ADVISE YOU LISTEN CLOSE - I'M GENEROUS, NOT A BROKEN RECORD! I'm L O O K I N G to BARTER with you. You're in possession of something I NEED, TWOFACE. That little piece of IRON NICKEL ALLOY you have would be a MASSIVE LEG UP FOR ME, and IF YOU'D BE SO KIND AS TO HAND IT OVER, I could grant you WHATEVER you want in RETURN! Sounds like a FINE exchange, doesn't it?"

"And why tha' hell do you want it?"

"SHEESH! You ask TOO MANY QUESTIONS, TWOFACE! Don't start LOSING CANINES over what I'M doing for ME, and focus a LITTLE MORE on what I can do for YOU!"

"I don't want shit from you."

"... HA? SURELY there's gotta be SOMETHING you WANT."

"Don't want anything. Now get outtuh my head, let me have a damn hangovah in peace."

"You HAVE GOT TO be KIDDING! Humans would KILL HUNDREDS of MILLIONS to be granted ANYTHING they wanted! And you're just gonna TURN ME AWAY?"

"I am. There's nothing you can give me that I' couldn't get by myself, so get tha hell out. Do I need ta spell it out for you?"

"...."

"N O W ."

"I THINK WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE, A N G E L O M A R O T T A."

"I CAN GET YOU ANYTHING, ANYTHING YOU WANT IN YOUR ENTIRE MISERABLE WORLD! YOU WANT THAT LANKY LITTLE MOPPET MISAE BACK IN YOUR LIFE? YOU WANT HIM TO FORGIVE YOU FOR E V E R Y T H I N G YOU DID TO HIM? OR MAYBE EVEN YOU WANT YOUR OLD DRINKING BUDDY TO COME CRAWLING BACK TO YOU? OH! BUT WHO ARE YOU KIDDING, SHE WAS MORE THAN A ROOMIE, WASN'T SHE? THAT'S WHY SHE HAD TO RUN AWAY FROM YOUR SUFFOCATING, IRRITATING, DISEASE RIDDEN SELF, I S N T I T ? OR MAYBE YOU WANT YOUR DEARLY DEPARTED MOTHER TO RETURN TO LIFE? NOTHINGS OUT OF MY CAPABILITIES KID! YOU'D BE LOSING THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME."

"YOU'VE FORGOTTEN HER VOICE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, HAVEN'T YOU?"

"H A V E N ' T Y O U ?"

"..."

"Hey. HEY, TWOFACE. DON'T IGNORE SOMEONE TRYING TO TALK TO YOU!"

"..."

"Alright, ALRIGHT. Maybe we got off on the wrong foot, BUT LISTEN! I- What are you even LOOKING FOR?"

"... THATS IT? WHAT, YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA HURT ME WITH THAT CHILDS TOY? DID YOU MISS THE PART WHERE I SAID I WAS FROM A- HEY. WAIT- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! YOU DON'T WANNA DO THAT KID, YOU---"

So I scribbled this short comic with no planning or pencil sketching. Just pens acrylic markers and a dream. There's SO much I'd change about this, but I went in w/o any planning whatsoever so thats to be expected. Wish I drew Angie clutching her throat when he woke up but what can ya do. I highly recommend writing Bill meeting your ocs. Its fun as all get out

(small amount of context as to why bill got upset pretty quick: he was grasping at straws and the thing he wants out of angelo is a second to last resort)

btw angelo is a character in my comic project. if you care

[juicywritinghoard]

Setting Prompts

A. Something about this place screams “probably not haunted but don’t stick around to find out”. 

B. Thank you for taking me to the aquarium for my birthday. I am gonna be a freak in the gift shop about it.

C. Nothing at this carnival is going to cheer me up so don’t even try. Except…

D. You cannot keep making secret agent music with your mouth if you don’t want to get us arrested. I can fill golf course holes with cement without you.

E. Admittedly this was a bad place for a picnic, but on the other hand, I’m having a great time and no regrets. 

F. Oh god, oh Jesus, what is that?? Oh, just a bunny. OH NO OH HELP WHAT IS THAT-

G. This real estate is giving mad Hansel and Gretel vibes rn and I will lick the walls if no one stops me?

H. Okay, while they do actual serious errands, our goal is to find a collection of objects under fifty dollars that will definitely, absolutely implicate us in a premeditated murder. And…break!

I. Nothing says “let’s get ice cream” like baseball sized hail. 

J. If you don’t want to get in trouble for playing hide and seek in the fancy department store, you gotta hide better, duh.

K. I’m sorry I spilled nacho cheese in the jewelry store. It might happen again.

L. I’m having a crisis in the craft store. Again.

M. No, I’m not going to sell you this fish. Please leave the store.

N. So it was just supposed to be a little funny ha-ha joke but we put [counts on fingers] like quadruple the appropriate amount of bubble bath in the fountain…

O. I refuse to have some kind of epiphany about this divine experience. I did not ask to be awake at dawn and I would not be awake at dawn if I had a choice about it.

P. So you know how you were like, no way is it possible to fill a pool with Jello? Well,

Q. No, sorry, I’ve been banned from the candy store. Yep. And the bookstore. Uhuh. I’m really sorry, I have also been banned from-

R. Call back later, I’m spending my life savings in the arcade. No, I promise I’m being so normal about it. This has nothing to do with my child enemy. No, no, I promise!

S. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a little dumpster diving. Just be less stupid about it maybe?

T. I’m afraid of heights, is the problem? Which I was not aware of until I got up here. 

U. Oh man, I want to join their backyard barbeque so bad. Do you think I can pass for a cousin? Surely they don’t know all their cousins. Look at all the fun they’re having, oh man… 

V. I didn’t expect the world to end in the coffee shop, but here I am…

W. You keep asking why I’m wet and not how was the sea? Was the sea fun? Did you meet a mermaid and join a mermaid party and almost drown? No, I don’t want to talk about it now.

X. Admittedly my coworkers don’t suck, it’s just the job that’s cuckoo banana-nut-muffins bonkers insane. 

Y. Why do I feel like this place is so fancy, they’re gonna hand me a receipt for the air I breathed while I was here? 

Z. Hurry up and figure things out, before I get fired from a second morgue. Please?

[coe-robotics-rnd-division]

It took me a while to put my finger on w h y but I figured out why Eclipse has such a different vibe to the other DCAs:

They feel like a mascot actor out of character.

Like, okay, I know that we have never actually SEEN either Sun or Moon at their baseline (assuming they were affected by the virus). But I gotta assume it's not too different to their personalities in game? Hyperactive Sun made to encourage children to play and have fun, and a quieter, sterner, but no less kind Moon made to help kids have their naptime. They both *feel* like characters, like people playing a role.

Eclipse just feels like a nice guy doing his job.

Suit's off, the kids are gone home, and Eclipse is there to clean up and get things in order. If you run into them, they're still going to be lovely, especially if you're a kid, but there's no over the top energy and skipping or sneaky little walk and giggling, they're just a guy, and I honestly feel that fits spectacularly for this middle ground between Sun and Moon. They're free of the persona and only care about the overall daycare, not any specific part, so they can properly get things in order. Like, when you think about how Sun and Moon had to drop absolutely e v e r y t h i n g to stack those drums, and Eclipse looked at the state of the Daycare and only went "Oh deary me", you can see how much more stable they are.

[treacletortoisetales]

Tales from Eberron: Mercs of Cannith

Kyr awakes with a start as she gasps for more air. Her vision focuses as she looks upon the individual crouched over her. Wearing scale mail—not unlike Kyr's armor before the augments—and a symbol of the Traveler on their garments, this person has pure white skin. A changeling—but, strange; why is their appearance neutral as of right now? "Are you alright? What happened?" the changeling asks. "Who are you?" Kyr asks. "I'm Kal. I was walking along and noticed you bleeding out in this alley." Kyr squints as she looks around. Though Kal mended her body, her mind is still foggy. "Where's Abacus?" "Hm? When I got here, you were the only person around. I mean, aside from various passersby, of course. But you were the only one in this alley." Kyr props herself up on her forearms as she sits up slightly. "Shit. She probably fled, but..." Kal stands up and tilts their head. "Ummm...so, what, *happened* to you?" Kyr seems to give Kal a glare. "We—I'm not out to *get* you or anything! I mean I helped you after all." Kyr doesn't seem to let her guard down. "What can I call you, by the way?" Kyr continues to look at Kal for a few more seconds before getting to her feet. She rummages around in her belt pouch. "Here." She plops her hand into Kal's palm, giving them 10 gold pieces. "Wha—" "I have to get going." Kyr bumps shoulders with Kal on her way out.

Kal turns back to look toward the stout elf. "Wait!" They jog over to her side and begin to walk alongside her. Kal pockets the 10 gold. "Don't you need help finding this Abacus person? Or maybe making it back to an adventurer's guild, or something?" The elf gives them a sideeye. "I know my way around, thanks. I can find Abacus on my own." Kal is convinced by the first part, but not the second. "Look, I—I really don't mean any harm. I just want to help!" Kal's plea is met with silence, save for the noise of boots against dirt. "This Abacus, they must be in danger, right? 'Cause if so, we gotta rescue them!" The elf seems to shoot a more penetrating side glance at Kal upon hearing "we". "I mean, are you *really* sure you have this covered? I mean, I know you're an adventurer too and all, but a little help won't hurt, right?" The elf's power armor is impressively silent as she walks the putrid roads of the Cogs. But the Cogs are pretty vast. And Kal's never really seen any armor of this quality from someone who lives down here, so... "V i s u a l   o b t a i n e d," came an odd voice from another side alley. The elf immediately turns her head toward the source of the sound. A warforged walks out of the shadows. "S u b j e c t   i d e n t i f i e d :   K y r .   S u s t a i n e d   i n j u r i e s :   m i n i m a l ." "Is this Abacus?" "Yes." "W a r n i n g :   u n k n o w n   i n d i v i d u a l .   T h r e a t   a s s e s s m e n t :   m i n i m a l ." "Hi, I'm Kal!" "A f f i r m a t i v e .   U p d a t i n g   f i l e s :   " K a l "   h a s   b e e n   a d d e d   t o   r e c o r d s ." This warforged is strange; most warforged around Sharn these days are pretty indistinguishable from natural people's personalities... "Kal seems to have healed me," Kyr begins. "Allegiance: unknown," she says, her words sounding more stern. "A f f i r m a t i v e .   U p d a t i n g   f i l e s :   K a l ' s   a l l e g i a n c e :   u n k n o w n ." "Oh, um, actually, I worship the Traveler! I believe he's really out there somewhere, so I became an adventurer to try and find him! That's my dream, to meet him," Kal says with a smile. "U p d a t i n g   f i l e s :" Abacus begins, and then continues to speak aloud about information she has decided to commit to memory. Kyr resumes walking, and the others follow. "So uh, Abacus: what happened to you guys?" "O v e r w h e l m e d   b y   e n e m y   f o r c e s .   O p e r a t i v e   K y r   s u s t a i n e d   c r i t i c a l   i n j u r i e s .   ' A b a c u s '   u n i t   f l e d ." "What happened to the adversaries? Where did they go?" Kyr asks. "E n e m y   w h e r e a b o u t s   u n k n o w n .   ' A b a c u s '   u n i t   e m p l o y e d   s t e a l t h   r e t r e a t   p r o t o c o l ." "We should retreat for now. Report back," Kyr says. She turns to look at Kal. "Get lost." There is not a hint of falter in her demeanor. "What?!" "You have no business with us. I already paid you for your service, so get lost." "Oh, uh...yeah, okay." Kal begins to peel off from the group, the dirt still crunching under all their feet. "S‐sorry." Kal takes a side road to gain some distance from the two. As they walk away, they can hear Kyr begin to talk again, but can't make out what she's saying.

"Now that they know we attempted to counterattack, we need to act quickly. We'll update Killigan, and then we need to get more forces for another assault." As Kyr finishes speaking, she and Abacus hear rapid pounding of shoes against dirt from down the road. A lot of them. The two shoot each other a quick glance before ducking into an alleyway. The Daask members run by, failing to detect the two. After waiting for the sound of footsteps to die down, the two step back out onto the road. Kyr exhales through her nose. "...we might still be able to catch Kal. Come on." Kyr leads the way as she runs down back the way they came.

[lost-in-wond3rland]

I had two 12oz redbulls and a 16oz monster today and I'm alive out of pure spite

TW for: food relationship, depression, self medication

So maybe I'm not just alive out of pure spite but it sounded more fun that way lol I'm mainly alive from riding the Eras Tour high (thank you Seattle and Taylor Alison Swift) (no, I don't live in Seattle but I did fly there).

So I haven't slept since Thursday.

Not entirely true, I mostly slept last night and the night before so really I hadn't sleep Thursday-Sunday but Sunday night was chill.

I did overly pump myself with caffeine today and it did exactly z e r o help at work which sucked.

I have therapy on Friday and I'm 95% sure I'm going to cancel. I don't think I like my therapist.

It's been a couple of sessions and:

Talking about myself is uncomfortable as fuck (yes, I realized the irony of this as I am semi journaling on a public platform but bffr, no one is reading this and if they ARE I have know way of knowing)

I'm not against natural remedies persay but e v e r y t h i n g she suggests is natural remedies? Tea for insomnia, roots to eat to help focus for the possible ADHD (on top of the fact that I've asked more than once to see a psych to at least get a diagnosis to know for sure if I have it, especially since I apparently check most of the boxes? But then she asked why I would want them? Um... cuz I wanna know? And I'm going into grad school and don't have time to be fighting my brain all the time?), exercise to raise serotonin to help depression (which yes I understand the science there but TW ALERT I have some... food and body issues we shall say that turn into spirals v quickly of I will go to the gym for two hours and only eat a singular granola bar for the whole day. So like. Yeahhhh when she said I might be depressed because "maybe you need to exercise more" that was fun lol Especially when I know I obviously don't look like I have said issues in the stereotypical sense)

So like. You could see why after a few sessions I'm not too keen on going back. I've been on a bit of an up swing anyway so like *shrug*

The reason I started going to therapy again was because things were... not ideal. Not that I was actively gonna do something. But also like. If I fell into an eternal slumber, I wouldn't necessarily have been mad about it typa deal. Kinda hoping for the whole eternal sleep thing but not doing anything to cause it, ya feel? But now things are fine and I can't help but feel like I was being dramatic because like. I'm fine. Everything is fine. And I really have nothing to complain about. So like. Dramatic, ya know?

It feels silly to me a lot of the time. People have real issues and real trauma, and I haveeee. A trip to London and Paris coming in the fall... so like. What the fuck do I need to be in therapy for? It just. Feels kinda fake. Like I'm being dramatic.

I feel like sometimes I build shit up in my head too much and then I stop and I'm like. Why. There are so many other things happening, so many other people with real life issues, and then here I am. I don't like it.

I was smoking a LOT of weed for a LONG time to just kinda coast ya know? To either feel something if I felt nothing or to feel something else other than what I was feeling. Which is great, and worked, but with my job if I get caught I will no longer have said job. Also the fact that like, weed sleep is a THING and where as not being hungover is great, I'll loose half the day knocked tf out (which considering the sleep situation might not be the worst thing so maybe I should go to the local dispensary lmao but then it makes me eat a bunch and then I feel awful the next day and cycles and cycles and cycles). So unfortunately/fortunately that is a no go cuz work and I gotta be awake enough to do hw man.

So yeah. I'm kind of in the "fuck therapy, I'm fine" mind set lately. Yeah, I get some intense lows but they haven't been consistent like they were plus I don't even know what fucking causes them. Somedays I just wake up and it's like, "oh cool, I'm floating in an abyss today". Some days I know if I spend too much time alone, my thoughts will suffocate me. Some days I wake up normal, and halfway through they day a switch flips out of nowhere and I'm just exhausted and don't want to exist. Sometimes I'm so numb or out of it I know I just shouldn't be driving because I feel nothing or feel out of my body.

But lately there's been none of that, and I've been good. So.

Yikes, this shit is not linear at all lol It's going in any and all directions. And there really is no point to it either. Just. Wanted to talk to myself about some things in my brain. But either way.

Therapy on Friday. Be there or be square! 98% sure I'm gonna be square because I just simplyyyyy do not want to go, nor do I see the point of it at the moment.

I also probably really need sleep. Or at least more sleep since I did in fact sleep pretty decently last night.

Oh! I'm also kind of in love with Taylor Zakhar Perez. He's so pretty it's irritating lmao He's also gonna play Alex in the RW&RB movie and I can't wait. I'm watching it with Lex on Saturday (Aug 12) since she has D&D on Aug 11 (cries in I wanted to watch it that night but I GUESS I'll fucking wait lol). But yeah. Hashtag daddy

-Seven

07.26.2023

[griim]

@innerwar asked; ‘ that sounds dangerous. i’m in!’ / from perry bucket!

“That is the plan, well, at least part of the plan. I don’t need you knowing e v e r y t h i n g about this whole shit show.” Which was what this had become, she thought before letting out a sigh while leaning against the wall. Her body ached from the past several hours of fighting and running, the smell of blood filling her nostrils. 'Did it finally stop bleeding?' Wiping her nose, she sighed, 'Nope, not yet.' If they were going to take down this whole organization, risks would need to be taken, and maybe break a few laws. Not that this would be the first time Gemma has done something like this before. However, at least this time, she is doing it for the right reason. Not for a paycheck. Clearing her throat, Gemma waited for the shit this person was about to spew at her. Typically people told her she was not only crazy for doing this shit but also that it would not work and that she was on her own. In silence, she prepared her rebuttal. However, she is taken by surprise.

‘That sounds dangerous. I’m in!’

What? Shit. No. That was not the reaction Gemma was expecting or wanting. Now she would have to factor this man into the whole plan. Closing her eyes, she lifted a hand to the bridge of her nose, wincing in pain. ‘Fuck, okay, Gem… Think of a plan. Come on. Well, he could be a distraction… If we get to the computers, I'm going to need time to get in and get the information and find out where the leader is. Maybe-’ A sly grin spreads upon her pale lips, “Okay, fine, you want in… You’re in. But you gotta follow my rules and my lead, got it? Because you fuck up, I’m going to leave you to die. I can’t and won’t carry dead weight with me.” A bold-faced lie, Gemma would not leave someone to die, unless they deserved it. “So, how good are you at being a distraction?”

[latokort]

I don't even know where to begin or have the words for the happenings of the last 2 days. Everything is quite chaotic and I'm just confused about e v e r y t h i n g. I can't believe my life is mine and I'm accountable for every decision I make. I miss the days where I was just a bystander and mom was the executor of my life.

Alas. But this primarily why I have been having sleepless nights, falling off my routine and and and. Because I now have a crystal clear picture of what's going on, I can be level headed and actually decide what I want to do. My emotions definitely get the better of me. I really thought there's a limit on how far the human heart can stretch. You're thinking because it's been shattered into a million pieces so many times, there's no way it can go back to its original form and go through another experience that might be potentially dangerous. But it will surprise you with how far it really go.

With that being said, one still has to guard it, for everything flows from it. Finding the balance is so tough⚖️ but doable. Only if you're willing and still got a good head on your shoulders. I intend to keep my head (let me listen to Shake it off x Florence and the Machine). There's just too much at stake. I know I'm writing all of this as a means to indeed balance myself but it's very hard to do this when you're in the moment.

But for my own mental peace and sanity I have to press on with my own mission. I've spoken about the temptation of putting everything aside. I always let "highs" consume me and I don't know how to control this😭 Teach me dear Lord, send your helper the holy spirit because whew 😥

I think also looking back at my emotional progress will motivate me. Gotta get back on the merry go round, on big Mo. I haven't forgotten. Energy to me. And if this is what I constantly have to do to remind myself, so be it.

[bibaybe]

i gotta know e v e r y t h i n g about kira regan! drop some deets please!!

okay!! so i've only watched s1 of derry girls so far, so kira isn't super fleshed out. but basically, kira was raised in thailand by a single mother. her mom tended to date around and was constantly bringing guys home, who weren't always the nicest to either of them. kira started to act out when she entered middle school and hates that her mom never really stood up for her. when she turned thirteen, her mom met an irish business man, alby blanchfield, and fell madly in love with him. within a few months, she moved herself and kira to derry to live with her new fiance and kira was not happy.

when season one starts, kira is freshly fifteen and attends Our Lady Immaculate College with the other girls. they know vaguely of each other, but don't tend to run in the same social circles. michelle looks up as to kira, as kira tends to be rebellious and is constantly making a scene. she's not subtle about the fact that she hates ireland and misses thailand, which has made her pretty unpopular. she's forever getting in trouble for graffiti around town, but that doesn't stop her.

kira first starts getting incorporated into the group when she hears that, not only is that not only is there now a boy at their school, he pissed in a trash can during detention, which is officially the coolest and weirdest thing she's ever heard. so she seeks james out, and upon meeting him, is surprised to learn that james is certainly not a badass and is pretty much the opposite of what she expected. but she finds his awkwardness endearing and decides to adopt him only to discover he's already been adopted by the gang. but she doesn't mind and just starts joining them against everyone's will until they realize that even though she's a handful she's pretty cool. she and michelle get along really well, which kind of scares james, but overall, she makes a fun addition to the group and definitely gets them into trouble more than once.

i hope this enough for you! i have more about her, but that's it for now! feel free to ask more questions if you'd like!

[heartfullyferal]

If Lizzy could hit reset on her life, and actively arrange her beginnings what would she change about her life?

When I told her that she couldn't stay, because it truly wasn't s a f e for Katherine to stay in one place so long, she still insists she'd have been okay living with Stefan and Damon.

Debatable, they can speak for themselves. Nobody really a s k e d for a baby, and we gotta respect that. I didn't ask for Lizzy to look like Katherine and Damon so much, and yet here we are.

Next, after Elijah picking up her carrier and w a l k i n g, she looked at her life and decided she would have crawled sooner and maybe bitten a few more ankles than she d i d. She was afraid Klaus would punt her across the house.

She would have quit ballet sooner, her toes s t i l l hurt from all those rehearsals.

And aside from a few regrettable minor experiences like tasting broccoli for the first time? Lizzy wouldn't have gone back home the summer she d i e d.

She almost changed her mind a whole week before Elijah picked her up. She had the text written out to him! She didn't want to leave the house that held her life's history in it, she didn't want to stray from Stefan and Damon, she wasn't r e a d y. The thought of seeing Klaus made her so fucking nervous.

But she wanted to prove to herself that she could still do it. And she missed her h o m e. Her family. And part of her hoped Klaus would j u s t praise her for coming b a c k.

If she stayed home she wouldn't have run into Klaus in the worst fit of h a t e at her constant need to defy him. Of all the shit between them, the understanding that he willingly sent her to Hell over a f i g h t hurts the absolute most. She could have done without knowing that her eternal life is born from blind w r a t h.

She was so delightfully human, and so precious to the parents getting to know her, and it was utterly ruined in a single afternoon.

She was supposed to ask Katherine if she'd make a good vampire. Mama was supposed to smile and say she would be the b e s t. Kiss her forehead, and tell her she can w a i t. Stefan was supposed to tell her she's got a lifetime ahead of her to think about it. Damon was supposed to tell her he would like her to stay human just o n e more day before she starts getting ideas.

But despite the journey it's thrown her on, she would n e v e r change who made her. Sure, she'd be safer being born in a different era. She'd still be beautiful if she was Stefan's, and she'd be very strong as a h y b r i d or a random Mikaelson from WHEREVER the fuck those whores have been. Side note Hope how do you cope aita or is this hybrid guy EXHAUSTING

But nobody loves s t r o n g e r than Katherine and Damon. In the worst ways, but they'll split the planet in two if it means Klaus will never touch her again.

That counts for a hell of a lot m o r e.